Welcome one and all, I am the infamous irrepressible Monkey King, Trickster God, and Great Sage Equal of Heaven. Endowed with divine wisdom I have taken it upon myself to share this bounty with all of humanity.Be it legal matters, a search for personal exploration, or even just stopping in to beg for a boon of the Monkey God; I shall oblige to the best of my abilities.
May the disgruntled, slandered, and otherwise wounded members of the tavern bring their complaints to me and I shall settle the matters for them.
Now this thread will die a quick and painful death without your help, oh members of the tavern. You see it wouldn't be very fun if this thread only consisted of me rambling off sagely advice. This thread needs others, those who seek wisdom and justice (tavern style) with equal zeal. This thread also needs various court functionaries; advisers, lawyers, and others will be needed. (feel free to make up an position, just make it sound properly imperial)
So that the court shall remain well founded in logic and wisdom, it is of the Monkey God's opinion that these persons at the very least be Senior Members of the tavern community; any and all may apply, but they must have undeniable proof of their proficiency at the position they wish to fill. They may also rest assured that this court is in some ways a democracy; I am not so full of myself to believe that my opinion could not be swayed by an effective argument (e.g. I will listen to you my wise advisers, and respect your views within reason...)or just throw feces at you.
So in ending, come one and all, to the court of the Monkey King, Trickster God, great sage and equal of heaven! Please enter these hallowed halls with grand anticipation! For you shall surely leave with great wisdom!