Ok, I've just had an idea, but of course feel free to ignore it.
We could turn this into a sort of court-case type thing.
Someone would be appointed judge.
We could use a simplified version of the current court systems.
Both parties would have an arbiter (Arch_inquisitor would obviously be Tauir's arbiter, and jawmonkey would find someone to be his).
Both arbiters would question the defendant and 'victim', plus any witnesses.
Then the decision would be made by a jury of, say, 6 fellow taverners (I can already picture the 6 of them now, logging onto 40konline, opening a personal mesage with the title 'Jury Duty')
Evidence would be given in the form of quotes.
An appropriate punishment would be carried out against the defendant if found guility, say, if jawmonkey is found guilty we could get a mod to change his custom title to 'Tauir's Be-atch' for a month or so.
I dunno, it was just a cool thought that popped into my head. Feel free to ignore it.
~Thalandir