Mr. Jawmonkey this is unexpected I didn't even have to send a summons, Please sit have some coffee.
I'm the Monkey God; I'm omnipresent, no need to summon me, I come and go as I please. No, I'll stand and I do not drink coffee; do you have any banana daiquiris or blood?
Now Mr. Jawmonkey I understand what you are saying, and I take it you want me to dismiss my first case before I've even had a chance to file it.
What, dismiss? Why bother? A Dark Eldar player can actually stop whining about the subject? Bullocks!
But unfortunately no scientific evidence exists linking Dark or High Elves to the current Eldar genotype. At the very least it is a case of misrepresentation. If not a down right slur, unless my client see's your point of view and withdraws, we will have wait and see what the judge says. But we will be lowering our claim based solely on the 'Elf' portion of the comment.
Okay all I'm saying is look at what the two groups (Eldar and Elves) have in common;
-They have pointy ears
-Dabble in the arcane (e.g. purported magic/psychic powers)
-Long lived
-Arrogant
-Make cookies in a big tree
The evidence is stacking up; Dark Eldar must be "rebellious space elves". I think its time to wake up and
taste the rainbow smell the coffee.
How's the coffee by the way.
So I will give Mr. Tauir a chance to give his thoughts and we will go from there.
What?! [spew beverage] I thought this was blood! ARGHHH!!!
[throws cup against wall]
Why wait for Tauir's point of view? He'll likely dredge up something about "no codex for twenty years" or some such...