Author Topic: The Pink Daemonette Tavern (Read 21223 times)

Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) · « **on:** January 7, 2009, 10:12:58 AM »

To those of you familiar with past taverns, congratulations, this one should be quite similar. To those of you familiar with the ends of past taverns, I've already got modly approval. Oh, right, this one happens to be run by a partially ascended cultist as opposed to a farseer. Expect minor differences due to that. Other than that, staff are needed, anybody playing Rick Astley will be kicked out, and don't piss on my floor.

Mind the Daemonettes, they bite. Most importantly, have fun.

Pvt. Dancer · « **Reply #1 on:** January 7, 2009, 10:44:47 AM »

Just wondering during my wandering in your tavern, how did you get modly approval? I thought it wasn't easy, WHAT did you do?

Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) · « **Reply #2 on:** January 7, 2009, 10:57:44 AM »

Really all it took was a PM to Jimmy. I guess technically it took 2.

Sanctjud · « **Reply #3 on:** January 7, 2009, 01:34:30 PM »

And other services...wtf is this thing for anyway?

Pvt. Dancer · « **Reply #4 on:** January 7, 2009, 01:49:02 PM »

I vote Tea-Party

Sanctjud · « **Reply #5 on:** January 7, 2009, 03:31:02 PM »

Yea, I bet the above poster is going to give out Lap Dances.

Shade, Bankai King · « **Reply #6 on:** January 7, 2009, 03:40:32 PM »

A mysterious figure appeared at the door. He was about 6'5", and wore body armour with a red sash across his chest emblazed with a gold 1 and a gas mask hanging from his neck. He marched in, the sound of his boots hitting the floor echoing through the room.

With a cold voice he asked, "What is this places house blend?"

jawmonkey · « **Reply #7 on:** January 7, 2009, 03:45:35 PM »

The Monkey God^TM himself walks in, nods to the psycho with the red sash, and mumbles (mostly to himself), "I heard this dive serves stale flat beer, and the wenches are unappealling."

Sanctjud · « **Reply #8 on:** January 7, 2009, 03:56:21 PM »

"WERE ARE THE POLE DANCERS!" Cries the bloated Old Fart in the corner.
"WERE IS THE ENTERTAINMENT?!?!"

Pvt. Dancer · « **Reply #9 on:** January 7, 2009, 04:23:04 PM »

Quote from: Sanctjud-Daemon Prince of Nurgle on January 7, 2009, 03:56:21 PM

"WERE ARE THE POLE DANCERS!" Cries the bloated Old Fart in the corner.
"WERE IS THE ENTERTAINMENT?!?!"

Why, hello there..

Sanctjud · « **Reply #10 on:** January 7, 2009, 04:26:35 PM »

"70 Credits enough for a money shot?"

Mr.Zombie Pogo Stick · « **Reply #11 on:** January 7, 2009, 04:28:06 PM »

Ill give ya one for 50 Credits

azore24 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 7, 2009, 04:32:57 PM »

A cloud of energy floated above the tavern, just waiting to see what maham Swiper, Rict, and Fox would bring with them...

Azore of Ath-Ron

Talon Undecided · « **Reply #13 on:** January 7, 2009, 07:32:31 PM »

"The landlords actually opened this place?" muttered Talon into his ale at the corner.

jawmonkey · « **Reply #14 on:** January 7, 2009, 07:59:51 PM »

The Monkey God sits uncomfortably close to Talon, puts his arm around him in a giant (uncomfartable*) apish hug and asks, "They say this dive is ran by daemonettes, shouldn't there be really hot dancers or something? Ale huh? Figures... [disgusting apish guzzle] I'll stick with my banana daiquiri, thanks"

*didn't correct, the mistake seemed fitting

Talon Undecided · « **Reply #15 on:** January 7, 2009, 08:22:40 PM »

"They don't make Taverns like they used to in the ol' days..." Talon continues to mutter. The smell of monkey sweat was starting to rise.

jawmonkey · « **Reply #16 on:** January 7, 2009, 08:31:15 PM »

"So really though, where's those dancers and stuff, this tavern isn't nearly as cool as that Tszench one across the street; although I'm not sure if that was a bar or a bunch of lights... but the peanuts screamed when you eat them!"

The Monkey God rambles on in this fashion for a while longer, scratching and smelling funny all along.

Talon Undecided · « **Reply #17 on:** January 7, 2009, 10:25:32 PM »

"If they ain't on the stage, they're in the dressing room. Thought you'll be smarter than that."

Tauir - "The Shadow" · « **Reply #18 on:** January 7, 2009, 11:21:08 PM »

"Why? He's a monkey?"

Tauir looked at his drink.

"Who the hell opened this up anyways?"

Talon Undecided · « **Reply #19 on:** January 8, 2009, 02:34:55 AM »

"You did."

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