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Offline Inquisitor Subs

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The Final Showdown
« on: August 10, 2008, 01:34:55 PM »
It is the year 20-something-ish.  Millions of combatants battle for supremacy to be the one true master of the world.  It is up to YOU to decide the outcome of some of these many battle.  Good Luck.

Here is how the game works.  Ill start by posting the first 2 combatants.  The next poster then decides who wins.  Make sure to give a reason why, perhaps even wright a short paragraph describing the battle.  Then, end with saying what two people are up to battle next.  They can be anyone or anything.
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Example:
Violence-Man Vs Bob

The battle begins fiercely as violence-man slashes bob across the face.  Bob is knocked back against the wall, yet he pulls out a RPG and blows Violence-man into hot steamy bits.

Winner: Bob

Next fighters: Gamma Vs The Blue Bomber   
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First Combatants:

Mr. Clean Vs Darth Vader
 

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Re: The Final Showdown
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2008, 01:38:43 PM »
Darth's lightsaber is reflected off of Mr. Cleans' bald head, and he shoves a stick into Darth's rebreather system, destroying it, leaving Darth to slowly die.

Winner: Mr. Clean.

Next Fighters: Jammy vs. Starky... ;D
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Re: The Final Showdown
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2008, 01:44:30 PM »
Starky's supreme supremeness wins the day as Jambob cannot post fast enough to defeat the Obnoxious Alien of Evil and/or Doom.  Do you realy think I would kill Starky off this soon?

Winner: Starky

Next Combatants: Rasmus vs. David Hasslehoff
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Re: The Final Showdown
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2008, 02:16:16 PM »
Robots beat humans every time, so the R.A.S.M.U.S. wins big, using his martial arts skillz to kill Hasslehoff.

Winner: R.A.S.M.U.S.

Next Combatants: This thread versus the old one exactly like it titled "who would win" or something to that effect


(taking bets on how soon until Daleks vs anything or Empire v Imperium)
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Re: The Final Showdown
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2008, 03:00:04 PM »
This one wins because it is newer!

Sauron or Voldermort?

(If you havn't seen the video about this watch it!)
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Re: The Final Showdown
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2008, 12:10:48 AM »
Sauron hacks that sissy to the fiery pits of Mount Doom (so what if he can use Avada Kadabra, it's just a pokemon that likes to go to sleep).

Winner: Sauron

Next Fighters: Sanctjud vs. Jester
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Re: The Final Showdown
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2008, 10:32:26 AM »
Both of us are too sexy to be compared.

Winner: Both.
Losers: All the Newbs with Virgin Eyes in the Taverns.

Next Fighters: Demonboy vs. T Dog.
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Re: The Final Showdown
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2008, 12:05:56 PM »
Neither, the both fail so hard that they spontaneously combust.

Winner- ?

Loser-T Dog, Demonboy

Blue Yoda vs Yoda
Maybe the regiment consists entirely of Ninjas who were orphaned by Dark Eldar slavers. With a score to settle, these black clad night assassins fight against their hated parent-murderers with laser shurikens and untold ferocity.

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Re: The Final Showdown
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2008, 12:18:23 PM »
Blue Yoda combusts Yoda with his amazingly smurfish powers.

Winner: Blue Yoda

Loser: Yoda

Next Contest: Starky vs. Talon
Whoa there.

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Re: The Final Showdown
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2008, 12:22:58 PM »
Starky is a tavern god so starky. I guess he would beat anyone in the taverns...

Winner: Starky

Archaon vs Aragorn (their names both start with A!  :))
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Re: The Final Showdown
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2008, 12:25:56 PM »
Aragorn, he's not some dude at a computer, he has a sword.

Winner: Aragorn

Col. O'Neil v Col O'Neill
Unsophisticated players might think that the Letter of the rules is more important than the Spirit - but the Letter isn't liable to sneak up behind you with an axe if you abuse it.
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Re: The Final Showdown
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2008, 12:29:31 PM »
[I meant the guy from the chaos army book BTW.... Not me...]
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Re: The Final Showdown
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2008, 12:30:21 PM »
[Thgats the point, it's a subtle insult]
Maybe the regiment consists entirely of Ninjas who were orphaned by Dark Eldar slavers. With a score to settle, these black clad night assassins fight against their hated parent-murderers with laser shurikens and untold ferocity.

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Re: The Final Showdown
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2008, 01:45:32 PM »
[Sigh] [About the insult and the typo...  ;D]

The first one. It has less 'l's.

Azore vs Windy
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Re: The Final Showdown
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2008, 04:07:54 PM »
Azore sics Sister Tankian on Windy. Gory bits fly everywhere from the zombie chick's chainsaw.

Bruce Campbell vs. Chuck Norris
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Re: The Final Showdown
« Reply #15 on: August 18, 2008, 10:13:42 PM »
Chuck Norris blinks at Bruce Campbell who promply throws up his left lung before exploding.

Winner - Chuck Norris

Next Combatants: Highlander Vs Conan The Barbarian

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Re: The Final Showdown
« Reply #16 on: August 18, 2008, 10:20:19 PM »
Conan, bigger stronger with a axe.


Next fight- Starky vs, Snacty
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Re: The Final Showdown
« Reply #17 on: August 18, 2008, 10:32:05 PM »
Starky, Sanct is just a poser.

4th Doctor v 10th Doctor.
Unsophisticated players might think that the Letter of the rules is more important than the Spirit - but the Letter isn't liable to sneak up behind you with an axe if you abuse it.
"Esprit de Core," 2005


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Re: The Final Showdown
« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2008, 09:33:08 PM »
tennant strangled the fourth doctor with his jacket.

James dean vs jack black.
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       And the hapless Soldiers sigh
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Re: The Final Showdown
« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2008, 10:42:57 PM »
James Deah, definitely.

Azore24 vs. Farseer Siranuel
Whoa there.

 


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