Author Topic: Punish a 40K character with a real life job (Read 13300 times)

varun999 · « **Reply #40 on:** September 17, 2008, 06:39:04 PM »

I hereby punish the emperor of mankind to be a paralysed brain dead unconscious corpse, damned to spend eternity on a giant chair with wires sticking out of him.... oh wait....

Tauir - "The Shadow" · « **Reply #41 on:** September 18, 2008, 08:45:08 PM »

Varun999 GET OUT OF THE TAVERN. Before you lose your life.

I henceforth make Varun999 go get a job.

OD from TV · « **Reply #42 on:** September 19, 2008, 04:04:39 AM »

Isn't this "Punish a 40K character with a real life job" not Punish the previous poster.

That being said I hereby punish...
Sly Marbo to act in the next Rocky movie
Cypher to be a newscaster covering the 2000 election

Sadly that's all I've been able to come up with at the moment.

Peace
~OD

CheesyRobMan · « **Reply #43 on:** September 19, 2008, 05:17:00 AM »

I hereby punish Hormagaunts to be cuddled and stroked in a petting zoo for all eternity.

sergeantbrother · « **Reply #44 on:** September 19, 2008, 11:28:11 AM »

I punish Ahriman to be a high school math teacher.
I would punish Harlequins to preform at children's birthday parties..
I would punish Fabius Bile to become a nurse's aid.

Raktra (So long, I guess) · « **Reply #45 on:** September 22, 2008, 12:42:39 PM »

I punish Kharn to host peace talks

And I punish Asrubaedal (spelling?) Vect to be a co host for Jeremy Kyle

argos5 · « **Reply #46 on:** September 22, 2008, 03:00:59 PM »

I hereby punish the Deceiver with being a Judge, Tzeentch with Jury Duty, and the Laughing God with Court Deputy duty!

SlaveOne · « **Reply #47 on:** November 7, 2008, 06:58:38 PM »

I punish Vulkan to working the kiddie pool at a Water Splash park.

Raktra (So long, I guess) · « **Reply #48 on:** November 7, 2008, 07:21:05 PM »

I punish Calgar to work at Mcdonalds

Starrakatt · « **Reply #49 on:** November 8, 2008, 08:37:36 AM »

I punish Sanctjud's Daemon Prince to cleaning duty.

Starky

BearBitesHurt · « **Reply #50 on:** November 8, 2008, 01:32:04 PM »

I punish Logan Grimnar with being a razor salesman.

Butters · « **Reply #51 on:** November 10, 2008, 02:06:10 PM »

i here by punish ultramarines master of sanctity (i'm a sucker for those fancy titles) chaplain cassius to be a vicar

THE Bill · « **Reply #52 on:** November 10, 2008, 11:08:56 PM »

I here by punish macragge (sorry if i misspell) to be stuck in a room with out his helmet on with about fifty facehugger aliens flooding in from the toilet near him.

Raktra (So long, I guess) · « **Reply #53 on:** November 11, 2008, 01:22:23 PM »

Macragge is a place my friend

I hereby punish Mephiston to be a hypnotherapist

insane0018 · « **Reply #54 on:** November 11, 2008, 01:27:04 PM »

I punish a Techmarine to work at Radio Shack.

THE Bill · « **Reply #55 on:** November 12, 2008, 02:35:45 AM »

Oh yeah, woops, I thought it was an Ultra Marine Dude. (I'm a king new to most things, but lovin' it!)

I punish a Chaos Sorcerer to teach primary school Christianity. (oh the irony!)

Fire_Vyper · « **Reply #56 on:** November 13, 2008, 07:32:42 AM »

I punish tau fire warriors to fight in boxing rings

Speed Freaks to ride in busses(not drive)

and Typhus to help children cross the road, using his Manreaper of course

Da Pittman · « **Reply #57 on:** November 13, 2008, 07:40:32 AM »

I punish a Hive Tyrant to work as a weight watchers counselor.

THE Bill · « **Reply #58 on:** November 14, 2008, 01:43:54 AM »

I Punish Khorne to become mortal and then be stabbed by a mugger (more irony!)

Cpt. Pain · « **Reply #59 on:** November 24, 2008, 07:22:57 PM »

I hear-by sentence Commissar Yarrick to live out the rest of his days peacefully in a retirement home.

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Author Topic: Punish a 40K character with a real life job (Read 13300 times)