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Offline naiatoc

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #20 on: April 9, 2010, 05:58:40 PM »
Your wish is hereby granted, but your new army could never win except during a full moon in the month of Ramadan! (and even then it's only a chance of winning!)

I wish I had the powers of Dr. Manhattan from the Watchman graphic novel.

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #21 on: April 9, 2010, 06:42:07 PM »
 wish granted, but ulike him, you actually DO give people cancer.

I wish i had some skittles
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #22 on: April 9, 2010, 08:10:20 PM »
Granted, but you have to go in Sancty's van to get them.

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #23 on: April 9, 2010, 09:10:29 PM »
Granted, but it now shoots blanks.

I wish for more kids to get into the van.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #24 on: April 10, 2010, 06:27:45 AM »
Wish granted, but your van becomes so full of the poo of young Goats that you suffocate.

I wish for and end to climate change.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2010, 06:52:00 AM »
Wish granted, the climate never changes, anywhere. If it is currently raining or a state of drought anywhere currently that is how it will stay forever, enjoy the blood of the innocents. MWAH HAHA.

I wish i had more nice shorts
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2010, 04:32:25 PM »
wish granted but you have no other clothes

i wish something good was on tv
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2010, 05:49:19 PM »
granted, but due to blackouts the tv wont work.

i wish i had the new DE codex

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2010, 06:30:44 PM »
Wish greatfully granted, as it's not finished you will have it now, forever incomplete, forever lacking


I wish i was a martial arts expert
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #29 on: April 11, 2010, 12:47:26 PM »
wish granted but one day you perform a move and pull a muscle out, meaning you can never perform martail arts again.

i wish i lived somewhere else
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #30 on: April 11, 2010, 12:55:53 PM »
wish granted, however, you are now living in Snacty's van, strapped down with your butt in the air.

I wish for world peace  (come on, I know I'm not the only rather unsavoury chap, what-ho old bean? in here)
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #31 on: April 11, 2010, 12:58:03 PM »
granted but then the necrons arrive, we naivley through a massive welcoming party and promptly cease to exist.

i wish no-one would mention sanct's van again.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #32 on: April 11, 2010, 01:04:04 PM »
wish granted, however, snacty trades in the van for a bus, so he can carry all his bondage equipment.

I wish nom would stop fighting it, it'll be over that much quicker
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #33 on: April 11, 2010, 01:04:59 PM »
wish granted, but after he's done with me. your his next victim

I wish that my avy was more epic
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #34 on: April 11, 2010, 01:06:13 PM »
wish granted, however, everyone rips off your avy and argue and flame war that they had it first

I wish people would quit hacking online multiplayer games
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #35 on: April 11, 2010, 01:07:25 PM »
wish granted. i don't want to corrupt that it's too true

i wish i had modern warfare 2
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #36 on: April 11, 2010, 01:09:52 PM »
Wish granted, however by some strange stroke of ill luck, the bullets become real and kill you through your own computer screen

I wish tavern posts counted towards your post count
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P

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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #37 on: April 11, 2010, 03:58:09 PM »
Wish granted but along with that change to the site a new rule stating that anyone with 3000 posts must spend an evening with Jam007 is added.

I wish for an end to world poverty.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #38 on: April 11, 2010, 04:07:30 PM »
 granted, but all the money comes form your account.

i wish i had a brain.
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Re: corrupt a wish
« Reply #39 on: April 11, 2010, 04:11:19 PM »
Granted, but it's a deranged hobo's brain.

I wish I had the money to travel more.

 


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