Well Jesus Christ man do ya work for the PLA?
Aye just kidding though you've an interesting group of folks here, kinda found myself raising an eyebrow when I thought of the square but eh what can you do. A pretty good start as far as background goes though there are more than a few spelling and grammatical errors though I didn't find any that couldn't be fixed with a quick spell-check. Hope you do a few stories off these guys, they seem to have potential.