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Title: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on August 23, 2005, 07:57:52 PM
Well, the last one got purged in the roll back, so I'm revivingthe old topic. Insult the poster above you, remember to keep it civil.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: twilight_reaver on August 23, 2005, 08:11:57 PM
Hah!  I challenge your religious beliefs and respectivly request that your existance be purged from this world!

Also you don't have an avatar right now!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on August 23, 2005, 08:16:29 PM
Well I have 5x as many posts as you, who cares if I don't have an avatar?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Wurzelmaniac on August 23, 2005, 08:25:52 PM
Your maths is incorrect. Thicko.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Khulric on August 23, 2005, 08:37:20 PM
You don't know how to use periods correctly....and it is 4.13 times as many posts.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on August 23, 2005, 09:48:35 PM
You're so thick you can't tell the difference between a bullet and a period.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pulse on August 23, 2005, 11:15:06 PM
your so thick you have maggots in your fat rolls!!!!

*shudders* sometimes i even creep me out.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on August 23, 2005, 11:54:25 PM
You, sir, are an idiot.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sanchez on August 24, 2005, 01:59:16 AM
yay I get to insult a mod without being banned (i hope)
you eat poo poo for breakfast
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Karl Eller on August 24, 2005, 03:51:54 AM
Wow, they sure breed them smart over there in... Newcastle... Australia...

Aw crap! I just insulted myself :P

Eller
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Just Charles on August 24, 2005, 04:42:22 AM
the wanna-be slayer of N00bz turns out to be a N00b himself in the high art of Insulting.


Charles  ;D
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Karl Eller on August 24, 2005, 04:44:04 AM
Charles, you'ld need a full instruction manual to know how to do anything with a girl...

Actually... that'ld probably come in handy...

Eller
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Just Charles on August 24, 2005, 05:00:58 AM
Eller, you're making out with your sister

Disclaimer: I was inspired by Jimmy


Charles
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Karl Eller on August 24, 2005, 05:02:39 AM
Charles, don't put me in your sick fantasies between you and your sister. It's illegal in most countries!

Eller
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: wper34 on August 24, 2005, 05:10:35 AM
Oh neat! I get to insult my superior... ::)

And thee shall be known as a "nerdishly handsome young soul." May the God of N00bs Slayer guide you to your salvation... ;D
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Karl Eller on August 24, 2005, 05:12:25 AM
Seriously, is that supposed to be an insult or a praise? This is the "insult the above poster" thread, but how is calling someone "nerdishly handsom" an insult?

Eller
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: wper34 on August 24, 2005, 05:19:07 AM
OK... You are a silly nerd then, Eller.... :P
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Karl Eller on August 24, 2005, 05:21:05 AM
[sarcasm]
Oh great insulter, I bow before your infinite wisdom and variety in biting insults. I beg a cease fire lest your sharp tongue cause me too much pain.
[/sarcasm]

Eller
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Just Charles on August 24, 2005, 05:30:45 AM
Suck my *censored* -Ron Jeremy


Charles
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: wper34 on August 24, 2005, 05:33:05 AM
Quote from: Charles the Archangel on August 24, 2005, 05:30:45 AM
Suck my *censored*  -Ron Jeremy


Charles

You have gone too far with your choice of word, I think... Try to be clever with the use of words...

@Eller - Slayer of N00bs

Cheers for the sarcasm... (I do not have much in a way of insulting people, I think)

May thee reach thy salvation first before the infinite hell of pain will cause you a great grief from being a N00bs slayer which refers to your inferior power in such profession that never suit thee at all to be calling yourself "Slayers of N00bs"...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on August 24, 2005, 08:54:20 AM
What kind of name is Wper34? What the heck is Wper? And I know there arn't 33 other wpers running around, noone else would take a name as dumb as that.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on August 24, 2005, 10:16:19 AM
Says someone who's name is written against eachother without spaces between them, you must be the all time über noob to have a name as crap as Seeroftheavatar, what's so great about seeing an avatar? you don't even have one :o
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Razyus on August 24, 2005, 10:24:54 AM
You, my good fellow are stupid enough to the extent that you actually said the quote bellow your avitar to your girlfreind and due to this significant stupidity I don't need to worry about destroying you with my rev(pronounce w)enge (pronounce ay) as in your superior stupidity you will even fail to insult me.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Brother Asreus on August 24, 2005, 10:48:22 AM
I fart in your general direction you electric donkey bottom biter!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: skankin_richard on August 24, 2005, 10:57:35 AM
"and god said to abarham 'you must kill your son' and abarhan said 'i can't understand you, you'll have to speak into the microphone.' and god said 'oh sorry.... there is that better.... Gerry, turn the gain down, I'm still getting some feedback over here'"

moral of the story" Brother Asreus sucks.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Brother Asreus on August 24, 2005, 10:59:01 AM
baby seal clubber
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: skankin_richard on August 24, 2005, 12:20:44 PM
baby seal humper
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Brother Asreus on August 24, 2005, 12:25:11 PM
I forgot to ask, how was that pearl necklace your dad gave you for Christmas?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: twilight_reaver on August 24, 2005, 01:00:44 PM
Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on August 24, 2005, 01:23:15 PM
Learn to spell....
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on August 24, 2005, 02:26:03 PM
Quote from: twilight_reaver on August 24, 2005, 01:00:44 PM
Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Hey! I used that one... and you can't even spell!!! ¬¬


Omnicron, just because you have fantasies about two puppets doesn't mean you have to inflict it on the rest of us via your sig.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on August 24, 2005, 02:29:48 PM
Thank you Captain Obvious, or maybe I should say Captain Oblivious. Your last avatar was much better.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on August 24, 2005, 02:36:33 PM
At least I have one Mr. Thread theif
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: wper34 on August 24, 2005, 02:40:30 PM
Heh heh... ;D

You small, green, spammy, and evil being... How dare you exist in this sacred place!?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Inquisitor Yoda on August 24, 2005, 02:51:46 PM
You point out the obvious and try calling it an insult, pathetic. Go back to your 'guard duty' you worthless maggot of a person.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: taphos on August 24, 2005, 03:53:11 PM
yoda's not an inquisitor, dumbass.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: faithlessmonkeigh on August 24, 2005, 04:18:12 PM
MuppetKroot, you are a stupid mans idiot - and i have it on good notice that you also enjoy sniffing Deer's panties.

Also, where i come from we start our sentences with CAPITALS, if big boy grammar is too hard maybe you should go back to breastfeeding - you'd probably enjoy it too.


fififififfaithlesss ss
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pulse on August 24, 2005, 06:19:06 PM
faithlessmonkiegh, put yourself out of my misery, and kill yourself.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on August 24, 2005, 06:44:52 PM
Mouse why did you put your baby picture in your avatar? I would try to hide being so ugly, especially since it's well known your mother put a bag over your head every time she kissed you.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pulse on August 24, 2005, 06:50:56 PM
Quote from: Seeroftheavatar on August 24, 2005, 06:44:52 PM
Mouse why did you put your baby picture in your avatar? I would try to hide being so ugly, especially since it's well known your mother put a bag over your head every time she kissed you.

you must be confused. that is your baby picture.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Major Krämer on August 24, 2005, 07:36:26 PM
I think that somebody hasn't done his job properly, as somebody as ugly as you,(when you were a baby,and normally babies are cute so I don't want to think what kind of "handsome"(sarcasm) being you are know) should have been strangled at the moment it was born. ;D
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: faithlessmonkeigh on August 25, 2005, 02:53:10 AM
Kramer, you look like an S&M infactuated Gimp with that mask- and dont act so jealous of those guys - you know that if you could pick up babes half as good looking as that baby is you would be happy.

infact - you are so desperate you think babies are "cute", and what you would do to them, if they didn't shoot you down every time you asked for it, is best not discussed in this thread.

you are so desperate you'd even try get with yourself....thats how low you'd go.

fifififaithless
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on August 25, 2005, 01:36:35 PM
Is that you in your avatar watching yourself in a mirror? poor you
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Brillmongo on August 25, 2005, 01:40:06 PM
Gay
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on August 25, 2005, 03:18:26 PM
Ork
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: faithlessmonkeigh on August 25, 2005, 05:10:04 PM
mogoloid
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on August 25, 2005, 05:12:28 PM
n00b
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on August 25, 2005, 09:26:44 PM
I don't know whats wrong with you, but I'll bet its hard to pronounce!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on August 25, 2005, 09:46:52 PM
A hundred monkeys given an infinite amount of time will eventually reproduce Bill Shakespeare's complete works by accident. For that little nothing you call a post... 3 monkeys in 2 minutes.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pandamonium on August 25, 2005, 09:57:18 PM
I hate you...  Oh, and you smell like grandma feet
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Just Charles on August 25, 2005, 10:09:35 PM
did you aspire to such an exalted position by mere virtue of your insolence?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Wurzelmaniac on August 26, 2005, 12:52:34 AM
You smell of hamster poop mixed with fine chardonnay.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on August 26, 2005, 01:02:54 AM
"Push back the wind"? What are you, stupid? There is a word to describe people like you.. I'll give you a hint, it starts with "R" and ends with "etarded".
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Just Charles on August 26, 2005, 01:04:13 AM
A rare example of intelligence... fading, as we can see.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on August 26, 2005, 01:20:17 AM
What if you slept?
And what if, in your sleep, you were dreaming?
And what if, in your dream, you went to heaven and there plucked a strange and beautiful flower?
And what if, when you awoke, you had the flower in your hand?
Ah, what then?

You throw out whatever it is you've been smoking!

Wow that was really deep and original. You obviously didn't write it....
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Just Charles on August 26, 2005, 01:27:05 AM
Your small rodent brain is obviously not capable of handling such an amount of sophisticated information.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on August 26, 2005, 01:51:23 AM
Awwwwww, isn't that cute? Charles' mum bought him a "My First Insult" book...

Last time I checked, rabbit's brain is bigger than a penguins :p
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Just Charles on August 26, 2005, 03:00:30 AM
What a cool avatar indeed... did your baby brother paint it?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on August 26, 2005, 03:14:58 AM
Yes, he did, and he paints BETTER than you!


EDIT: Insult edited as I thought my original comeback might not be appropriate, suffice to say I made a comment about the relationship between me and your mother.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Just Charles on August 26, 2005, 03:19:12 AM
If your mother would have been 50 Cent cheaper, I could've been your father
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on August 26, 2005, 12:08:41 PM
That would mean it was for free

But that is all you can bring up? poor you
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Instinct on August 26, 2005, 03:54:08 PM
you get Ert pregnant, U SICK MAN!!!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on August 26, 2005, 04:32:39 PM
Learned it from you
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on August 27, 2005, 01:19:46 AM
Your penmanship is atrocious!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pandamonium on August 27, 2005, 01:34:33 AM
You're as ugly as Sam, the world's Ugliest dog
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Razyus on August 27, 2005, 05:56:19 AM
Your offline. Hah!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on August 27, 2005, 08:33:22 AM
Nobody cares if you are online
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Razyus on August 27, 2005, 08:41:59 AM
You're on my buddy list.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Metamorphic on August 27, 2005, 09:04:10 AM
that must be torture being on your buddy list you could catch the ugly virus  :D
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: RampagingRavener on August 27, 2005, 02:52:06 PM
Met, if your avatar is anything to go by, they've already caught it from you...

Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on August 27, 2005, 05:44:46 PM
Quote from: Seeroftheavatar on August 25, 2005, 09:46:52 PM
A hundred monkeys given an infinite amount of time will eventually reproduce Bill Shakespeare's complete works by accident. For that little nothing you call a post... 3 monkeys in 2 minutes.

And for your post, it took you five hours.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on August 27, 2005, 11:48:42 PM
QUOTE USER!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on August 28, 2005, 08:11:04 AM
Person who uses all caps in a post!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Lord of Winter and War on August 28, 2005, 09:22:34 AM
 You are so un-hip that I'm surprised your but doesn't fall off.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: wper34 on August 28, 2005, 09:35:34 AM
And thee shall be known as Cthulhu maniac... :P
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: RampagingRavener on August 28, 2005, 10:35:09 AM
Hmm, you have lots of posts. Making up for something, perhaps?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Metamorphic on August 28, 2005, 11:47:48 AM
thats compensating you fool

Quote from: Killersquid on August 28, 2005, 09:22:34 AM
You are so un-hip that I'm surprised your but doesn't fall off.

who wants to be "hip" old fashion wannabe  ;)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on August 28, 2005, 12:06:55 PM
Pervert
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: wper34 on August 28, 2005, 12:09:21 PM
I believe you were refering to yourself... ::)  *Looking at the puppets*
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on August 28, 2005, 12:13:17 PM
Don't talk that way about your parents "It's not very nice ;)"
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on August 28, 2005, 05:54:40 PM
Yes, mother.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on August 28, 2005, 08:02:48 PM
Give seer a break, it's not like he actually KNOWS who his parents are..
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on August 29, 2005, 08:48:05 AM
Are you the only loser who posted in this thread in all this time? WHERE'S THE PEOPLE!?!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Captain Leonidas on August 29, 2005, 10:33:02 AM
Well, you're the other sore lose apparently  ;)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on August 29, 2005, 11:24:43 AM
your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on August 29, 2005, 02:02:47 PM
Wow, you are the epitome of creativity.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on August 29, 2005, 02:10:29 PM
youre supposed to be insulting me or has your odor matched only by the great unclean one melted your brain
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: wper34 on August 29, 2005, 02:29:57 PM
Bah! You are not even a deathdealer & you call yourself one!? Have you forgotten where you come from?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Twistedstorytella (the 3rd) on August 29, 2005, 03:19:51 PM
you smell and your name istn original because i has the 34 stuck on the end!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: skankin_richard on August 29, 2005, 03:25:48 PM
for the love of god! the whole "hair spiked only in the front" fad is over!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on August 29, 2005, 05:43:09 PM
*Your name*
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Twistedstorytella (the 3rd) on August 29, 2005, 05:53:59 PM
YOUR name!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on August 29, 2005, 05:59:15 PM
a womans name
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on August 29, 2005, 06:03:36 PM
Talking to yourself, poor you
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on August 29, 2005, 06:08:36 PM
its not my fault i have much more intelligent conversations with myself than with those with a vocabulary in the double digits
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on August 29, 2005, 06:11:39 PM
Sorry if you call that a vocabulary.. n00b
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on August 29, 2005, 06:16:00 PM
n00b? have we begun to resort to 1337 and tardisms to insult me
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on August 29, 2005, 06:26:51 PM
Asking questions you have an answer to, Moron

Low IQ ;D
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on August 29, 2005, 06:28:32 PM
im pretty sure we all knew you had a low I.Q
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on August 29, 2005, 06:41:17 PM
Hwat's wrong can't win on your own?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on August 29, 2005, 07:15:41 PM
not when your own idiocy makes it much easier
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on August 29, 2005, 10:48:09 PM
Deathdealer, if you really deal death, you are bad at your job. There's way too many idiots running around... wait... YOU'RE ONE OF THEM ARN'T YOU?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on August 29, 2005, 10:48:52 PM
You speaking of idiocy is akin to a metal container used to hold liquids proclaiming the obsidian hue of a similar, but different, metal container also used to contain liquids.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Razyus on August 30, 2005, 05:47:06 AM
Haha. You Posted on: Today at 03:48:52 AM
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Metamorphic on August 30, 2005, 06:58:10 AM
and you were sad enough to look?!?!?!

Omnicron talknig about I.Q you said a vocabulary when im surprized you can even spell it  :D
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on August 30, 2005, 01:17:58 PM
That post took you long ;D
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on August 30, 2005, 08:01:04 PM
I piss on your ancestors, and think that you would make a lovely wife.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on August 30, 2005, 09:29:58 PM
 :o I had no idea that's how you swing, but I'm not going to judge.....
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pulse on August 30, 2005, 10:08:56 PM
well then, if you won't judge, i will. YOU SUCK!!!!!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on August 30, 2005, 10:12:42 PM
Ah, but isn't it said: "Judge not, lest ye be considered a teen-pop sensation."?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on August 31, 2005, 12:38:46 AM
You ARE a fluffy bunny!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on August 31, 2005, 03:39:21 AM
Umm someone edited my post. Perhaps the language wasn't appropriate, if thats the case I'm sorry Mr. Modderator :(

Anyways back to the insults:

That's an awfully large hammer. Compensating for something?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on August 31, 2005, 11:14:27 AM
Not everyone has to, Mr. Insecure
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on August 31, 2005, 11:19:16 AM
For you i'll just stick with n00b.. .. n00b!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on August 31, 2005, 01:47:24 PM
And for you I'll just stick with idiot.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on August 31, 2005, 01:51:31 PM
Don't make me PM you >:(
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on August 31, 2005, 02:11:46 PM
Mark Twain once said, "It is better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt"
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Super_Stealth on August 31, 2005, 02:46:53 PM
And I once said "Shut up"
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on August 31, 2005, 08:23:15 PM
You're so dumb you don't realize that those bonoculars in your avatar work the same way keyhole cameras used to, and that Clinton used the exact same pair.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Lord of Winter and War on August 31, 2005, 09:04:36 PM
 You feel insulted!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on August 31, 2005, 09:25:48 PM
I feel it's my duty to enlighten the ignorant, but I'll have to come back to you later.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on August 31, 2005, 10:24:33 PM
Yeah you're too busy enlightening yourself and the rest of your family
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on August 31, 2005, 10:34:36 PM
Some of us strive for personal improvement, unlike some who wallow in their stupidity.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 1, 2005, 12:14:14 AM
Must be easy for you to improve, eh Seer? I mean, you've got no where you could possibly go but up....
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sanchez on September 1, 2005, 03:35:31 AM
To bad not one of you could come up with these calls if put on the spot.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Razyus on September 1, 2005, 09:17:43 AM
Haha. Your Male.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on September 1, 2005, 09:27:18 AM
Haha. You're not.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on September 1, 2005, 12:16:26 PM
Haha. You're confused.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on September 1, 2005, 06:52:53 PM
haha your something else that is rather insulting
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: CreepyCrawly on September 1, 2005, 07:06:09 PM
haha, you can't think of an original and inspiringly good insuld
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on September 1, 2005, 07:13:49 PM
haha you cant spell insult
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on September 1, 2005, 10:15:34 PM
You're so pathetic, you can only insult like the others do. Monkey see, monkey do.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Drakehound on September 1, 2005, 10:39:31 PM
You...uhhhh...hmmm. ..

*sits and thinks*

Smell? Like...

Screw it...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Karl Eller on September 1, 2005, 11:00:02 PM
Good god, man! If you can't come up with an insult, why come here in the first place? All you do is open yourself up to scorn and ridicule! You may as well go back to the little hole you came from.

Eller
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 1, 2005, 11:47:36 PM
You're related to Sarah!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Hoomberdang on September 2, 2005, 06:17:33 AM
doiunmd ssgejrif nns weoend djeue dbdhe sofje wqwoow (dhdur ddj ioiie didkd) dgdyenf.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Lord of Winter and War on September 2, 2005, 06:33:18 AM
Insult for being dumb enough to use a diffrent form of speach for an entite post, then the chosen one on this website.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Rune of pudding on September 2, 2005, 07:37:02 AM
Hah! You have tentacles!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: KF100 on September 2, 2005, 09:01:40 AM
You arer'nt efficently porportioned you're to small.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Rune of pudding on September 2, 2005, 09:34:26 AM
It's your word against mine. And since you are a liar, I guess that means I win.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: KF100 on September 2, 2005, 09:40:10 AM
No You're still to small.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Rune of pudding on September 2, 2005, 10:06:29 AM
You don't know the difference between "to" and "too".
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: KF100 on September 2, 2005, 10:39:32 AM
You dont know the difference between small and efficently porportioned.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on September 2, 2005, 12:13:27 PM
Know-it-all
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on September 2, 2005, 12:48:34 PM
Know-nothing
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on September 2, 2005, 12:50:07 PM
Shrink
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Satanic Joker Jester on September 2, 2005, 01:06:51 PM
too pretty much everyone for having lame insults. . .lol wow this is the internet u got time to think and this is the best u guys can come up with?!??!

    oh em gee, terrible
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on September 2, 2005, 01:09:20 PM
Quote
oh em gee, terrible
Do I have to say anything after reading this "insult"?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: KF100 on September 2, 2005, 02:14:23 PM
Which one are you ernie or bert?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on September 2, 2005, 02:58:04 PM
Berni, no Ert can't decide, why, you want to be the one I don't pick?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: CreepyCrawly on September 2, 2005, 09:36:30 PM
your so stupid, you can't deside whether to be earnie or bert
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on September 2, 2005, 09:59:40 PM
if you could read youd know its bernie and ert
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Brother Asreus on September 2, 2005, 10:42:24 PM
Obviously you have some VERY intimate knowledge of these homosexual puppets. The only death you deal is to your masculinity.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Hoomberdang on September 2, 2005, 11:30:38 PM
Well you have a stupid nose. End of story. So there.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Brother Asreus on September 2, 2005, 11:32:28 PM
At least I have a nose, and 4 fingers and a thumb on both hands. Freakshow!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on September 2, 2005, 11:48:04 PM
You have a nose on each hand? Poor you.

(I just did a "what do  you think of me" post for asreus, which was complimentary, kind of weird)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Brother Asreus on September 2, 2005, 11:50:13 PM
LOL Hypocrite!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Nidhoggr on September 3, 2005, 12:13:30 AM
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.junkstuff.dk%2Fdata%2Fmedia%2F1%2F382.jpg&hash=d0d49d355f2fb484481f4e74f9259da62fe27a4c)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 3, 2005, 12:28:43 AM
Domokunophile!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on September 3, 2005, 09:40:10 PM
You're a commissar and chaplain? So, you arn't very tough and every Eldar player hates you?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 4, 2005, 03:35:40 AM
Pfft. You don't even separate the words in your name.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Wurzelmaniac on September 4, 2005, 03:40:23 AM
You sad Dan Abnett rip-off.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: KF100 on September 4, 2005, 12:51:30 PM
Arggh i cant think of anything.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on September 4, 2005, 12:59:19 PM
What we all expected..
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: KF100 on September 4, 2005, 02:06:26 PM
At least im not a pyronecrobeastaphil iac.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on September 4, 2005, 02:12:28 PM
that alost impressed me..
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: KF100 on September 4, 2005, 02:17:53 PM
Darn  almost there.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on September 4, 2005, 02:19:01 PM
Keep boring I mean trying :)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on September 4, 2005, 03:08:22 PM
You're so pathetic your clothes have a natural aversion to you, unfortunately for the rest of us.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pulse on September 4, 2005, 09:49:27 PM
you're so pathetic your momma has a natural aversion of you!!!!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 5, 2005, 12:33:12 AM
You used a "your momma" joke, therefore you fail as a person.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sanchez on September 5, 2005, 05:43:51 AM
You play with expensive plastic and think it's cool.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: KF100 on September 5, 2005, 07:58:08 AM
You like cheese.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on September 5, 2005, 08:22:53 AM
Tomato lover
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pulse on September 5, 2005, 10:22:00 AM
fanboy.


of teletubies.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on September 5, 2005, 11:44:52 AM
Says the one who knows them..
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: CreepyCrawly on September 5, 2005, 04:01:00 PM
um  you *doesn't see any faults in omnicron, so fails to come up with good insult* fast food eater
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Hoomberdang on September 5, 2005, 04:24:28 PM
Well, your boltgun is ejecting bullet cases!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 6, 2005, 12:05:21 AM
Too bad you aren't "ejecting" anything.... if you catch my drift...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on September 6, 2005, 12:58:53 AM
You certainly are, look at the size of that hand... Must have a lot of practice..
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on September 6, 2005, 02:20:15 AM
Well you don't have to cry :-\
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 7, 2005, 12:32:41 AM
You are one!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on September 7, 2005, 03:33:16 AM
Im not even going to dignify that with a response......
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sanchez on September 7, 2005, 03:58:15 AM
You're a poor excuse for a human being
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Rune of pudding on September 7, 2005, 07:01:32 AM
Exactly the kind of response I'd expect from one so inferior as you!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Instinct on September 7, 2005, 04:13:03 PM
your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!!!!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on September 7, 2005, 05:44:46 PM
already been done at least twice once by me also you smell like poo
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pulse on September 7, 2005, 07:28:22 PM
your type of people are the reason I hide my 40k from everyone.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on September 7, 2005, 08:22:40 PM
Were you born stupid, or did you get dropped on your head?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on September 7, 2005, 08:23:54 PM
the head dropping is reserved for you
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pulse on September 7, 2005, 08:47:07 PM
and the born stupid is taken by you.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: CreepyCrawly on September 7, 2005, 09:15:39 PM
you're small and inferior, just like a mouse
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 7, 2005, 11:52:00 PM
You're smaller and inferior-er!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sanchez on September 8, 2005, 12:17:46 AM
you are the smallest and inferior-est
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on September 8, 2005, 03:05:40 PM
your even smaller and inferiorer than that
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 8, 2005, 11:57:04 PM
Your're quite unoriginal, you know.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Brother Asreus on September 9, 2005, 08:29:56 AM
You're about as useful as taking Helen Keller to a concert.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Adarachir on September 9, 2005, 09:48:25 AM
You're an insignificant little speck of life that neither the system, the world, or the larger part of creation doesn't care about.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Brother Asreus on September 9, 2005, 09:54:40 AM
Your mother doesn't love you, you were a broken condom.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Adarachir on September 9, 2005, 10:05:45 AM
Quote from: Brother Asreus on September  9, 2005, 09:54:40 AM
Your mother doesn't love you, you were a broken condom.

Hahahahahaha!!

OK: You should have been a wet stain in your father boxershorts.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on September 9, 2005, 09:35:19 PM
You ARE a wet stain in your father's boxers!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on September 9, 2005, 09:36:04 PM
and you are a complete idiot
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: CreepyCrawly on September 9, 2005, 10:14:31 PM
you're an incomplete idiot
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on September 9, 2005, 10:15:59 PM
i know you are but what am i
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 9, 2005, 11:38:09 PM
Someone who can't think of an insult to save his life, apparently.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sanchez on September 10, 2005, 01:40:45 AM
Wow. I'm sure that hurt his/her feelings
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on September 10, 2005, 07:52:39 AM
Newbie :D ;D
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on September 10, 2005, 10:25:31 AM
Quote
Without question!
And that's why you keep getting taken advantage of.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sanchez on September 10, 2005, 11:46:45 PM
Quote from: Omnicron on September 10, 2005, 07:52:39 AM
Newbie :D ;D
person that spends to much time on a forum
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 10, 2005, 11:49:18 PM
Person who doesn't spend nearly enough time on a forum!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on September 11, 2005, 07:03:44 AM
getting me bored
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Lord of Winter and War on September 11, 2005, 12:07:14 PM
You better not let your mind wander, it's too small to be let out on it's own! <-----good one YA! ;D
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on September 11, 2005, 07:32:43 PM
Wow, did your mommy help you read the t-shirt that was on?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on September 11, 2005, 09:35:36 PM
At least his mother can read. If you mother had read the warning on the box of "the pill" that says that it's not 100% effective, you might not be here today...  ;)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: CreepyCrawly on September 11, 2005, 09:39:41 PM
if you had read the label on the chocolate bar that said 100 grams of sugar, you wouldn't be so fat
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on September 11, 2005, 09:45:34 PM
Quote
A good general does not lead an army to destruction just because he knows it will follow
       -Tactica Imperium

Dude, you needed a tactica to tell you that? You couldn't figure that out yourself?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Adarachir on September 12, 2005, 09:53:30 AM
You're a nittpicking geek.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on September 12, 2005, 01:23:26 PM
You're an ass licking geek
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Lord of Winter and War on September 12, 2005, 04:41:14 PM
You are a Start Wars geek!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on September 12, 2005, 05:38:45 PM
your a spelling things wrong geek
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on September 12, 2005, 08:12:18 PM
Well "your" (you mean you're) a bad grammer geek!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 13, 2005, 12:00:00 AM
You misspelled grammar!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on September 13, 2005, 12:08:10 AM
Actually, Grammer is a town/city in Indiana. I was implying that he was a bad geek, from Grammer. So HA! Jokes on you!!

*phew* Saved!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 13, 2005, 12:09:41 AM
*points at your name and laughs*
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on September 13, 2005, 01:08:34 AM
*Points at your crotch and laughs, as does the majority of the world's female population*
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on September 13, 2005, 02:11:20 PM
Points at you and thinks you are James' Crotch

so does everyone
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on September 13, 2005, 07:54:33 PM
Quote from: Omnicron on September 13, 2005, 02:11:20 PM
Points at you and thinks you are James' Crotch


Woah, TMI! TMI!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 13, 2005, 11:41:02 PM
You said something my sister says frequently! YOU FAIL AT LIFE!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on September 14, 2005, 06:56:39 AM
You phail at being 1337
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Adarachir on September 14, 2005, 08:17:24 AM
You're a geek
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on September 14, 2005, 01:11:11 PM
TMI? what's that? :-\

You fail at being decent
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on September 14, 2005, 09:10:43 PM
TMI = Too much information

You fail at acronyms!!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on September 14, 2005, 09:41:52 PM
Wow, the fourth "you fail" in five posts, you're a boring moron with no sense of originality. You are hereby sentenced to live a life of trying to follow the trends and failing.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pulse on September 14, 2005, 09:42:50 PM
if i was a stupid as you are......i'd be......really stupid......yeah!!!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: CreepyCrawly on September 14, 2005, 10:05:23 PM
you are as stupid as him
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pulse on September 14, 2005, 10:07:59 PM
Quote from: CreepyCrawly on September 14, 2005, 10:05:23 PM
you are as stupid as him

boy, you're just full of good comments today aren't cha?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: CreepyCrawly on September 14, 2005, 10:09:54 PM
im fullerer of comments then you are full of stuff your brain. (does that make sense?)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on September 14, 2005, 10:40:56 PM
No that made no sense whatsoever. Thank God stupidity isn't contaigous cause after hanging out in here I'd be proper screwed...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 14, 2005, 11:47:32 PM
Well, that'd be the only screwing you'll ever recieve....
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on September 15, 2005, 09:42:54 AM
You succeed in geekyness
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: CreepyCrawly on September 15, 2005, 05:19:55 PM
you succed in nothing
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on September 15, 2005, 08:42:20 PM
Listen CreepyCrappy, if your post is going to be only four words long at least spell them all right.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on September 15, 2005, 08:52:37 PM
CreepyCrappy? That's so inane it was ALMOST funny... Oh and I'm so glad you can see the 60-foot-killing-machine-of-doom-and-pain-avatar because I'm sure if you weren't looking for it we would all miss it, and it would easily sneak up on us *slaps forehead*. Way to make yourself redundant einstein...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: CreepyCrawly on September 15, 2005, 10:36:56 PM
your so stupid, you'd call the 60-foot-killing-machine-of-doom-and-pain fat
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 16, 2005, 12:13:22 AM
You're so stupid, you misspelled "you're" ;D
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on September 16, 2005, 02:24:32 PM
You're so stupid, your IQ is lower then a Chimp
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: CreepyCrawly on September 16, 2005, 06:01:44 PM
you're so stupid, you are a chimp

(to all the people who say i misspell things, I'm sorry, I'm not very good at english.......... even though I've lived in america all my life you people from other countries are better then me at it)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on September 16, 2005, 08:42:10 PM
You're so stupid, you FAILED your IQ test!! (Note for the slow: You can't fail an IQ test, unless you have an IQ of a potato or something)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sanchez on September 16, 2005, 11:33:54 PM
You're so stupid, you FAILED your IQ test!!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 17, 2005, 01:32:47 AM
You used two exclamation points!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sanchez on September 17, 2005, 02:45:03 AM
You used two exclamation points!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on September 17, 2005, 12:23:14 PM
You're so dumb you've confused mocking with insulting.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Zany Reaper on September 17, 2005, 02:21:28 PM
You're so stupid that you're not really the 'Seeroftheavatar,' but actually a bum sitting at a computer posting on 40konline!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Oranjemens on September 17, 2005, 04:19:03 PM
You're so thick that you posted on a thread where the next person to come along is going to insult you!  That is seriously flawed logic, Mr. Granny Reaper
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on September 17, 2005, 09:44:35 PM
"Mr. Granny Reaper"?? Dear God, my son could think of a better insult... Note that I don't actually have a son, and thus, you have been outsmarted by a single-celled organism with only 23 pairs of chromosomes...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sanchez on September 18, 2005, 12:46:34 AM
You have mutant sperm
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 18, 2005, 01:00:56 AM
You have ill-tempered and mutated sperm
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sanchez on September 18, 2005, 03:45:21 AM
You have no sperm
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on September 18, 2005, 07:05:18 AM
Your sweat is yours
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on September 18, 2005, 02:00:28 PM
You're so dutch you don't secrete any bodily fluids at all!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on September 18, 2005, 03:07:23 PM
At least I can get girls instead of Teddy bears
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Oranjemens on September 18, 2005, 03:17:39 PM
You're so thick that you forget you've already posted in this thread before :P
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on September 18, 2005, 03:21:33 PM
You're so dumb, you think you're having a violin in your hand ;D
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sanchez on September 18, 2005, 10:40:45 PM
you are a stupid head
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 18, 2005, 11:28:12 PM
You don't use capital letters
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sanchez on September 19, 2005, 01:39:04 AM
you care about other peoples gramma
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on September 19, 2005, 02:45:03 AM
You can't even spell grammar. You also smell.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sanchez on September 19, 2005, 06:18:02 AM
Hey. I take offence to that. It was a typo, oh yeah Insult... there is nothing to say you're just to perfect
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Oranjemens on September 19, 2005, 05:04:43 PM
Quote from: Sanchez (if he understood spelling and grammar)
Hey. I take offence to that. It was a typo, oh yeah, "Insult..."  There is nothing to say, you're just too perfect.

So thick that you claim your bad grammar was a typographical error and then indulge in it some more... tut tut...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 19, 2005, 11:53:25 PM
You're.... hell, you're YOU, what else has to be said?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on September 20, 2005, 02:09:40 PM
You wish you could be me. And correcting people on their grammar isn't insulting to anyone, but you.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Brother Asreus on September 20, 2005, 05:49:33 PM
Thou art a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

Oh snap! Dissed in Elizabethan english. BURN! :D
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Vlex on September 20, 2005, 07:13:43 PM
You're a bombastic nitwit.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 20, 2005, 11:25:21 PM
Thou greasy, eye-offending rabbit sucker!

(More Elizabethan English)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on September 21, 2005, 11:03:34 AM
You's da biggest Gramma n00b o' all agès
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on September 22, 2005, 12:25:28 AM
You're Dutch. I mean come on, you guys can't even get the name of your own country right!

Guy from Japan: I'm Japanese

Guy from Africa: I'm African

Guy from Australia: I'm Australian

Guy from Holland: I'm Dutch...  ???
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Oranjemens on September 22, 2005, 04:49:28 PM
I think you'll find, Mr Thinks-He-Knows-It-All, that this only occurs in that foul language called ENGLISH that spews so horribly from your mouth.  In Dutch itself, the country(Nederland) is similar to the word for Dutch, so ha.  Sort yourself out, boy.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 22, 2005, 11:49:12 PM
You forgot a period after "Mr." ;D
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sanchez on September 23, 2005, 03:31:54 AM
Yoou're on You're period
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on September 23, 2005, 06:48:40 PM
I made your mom miss her period
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 23, 2005, 11:49:09 PM
Fornicator of matrons!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Librarian Nikol on September 25, 2005, 03:44:33 PM
ive always wanted to swear at a mod, but id probably get banned.  :(

you sir, like eating your excretment for snacks.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Frost on September 25, 2005, 03:47:36 PM
You sodomize cows in retrospect.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Librarian Nikol on September 25, 2005, 03:49:16 PM
(EH?)

same to you
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Frost on September 25, 2005, 03:50:59 PM
I hope you drown in emo tears.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on September 26, 2005, 07:08:23 PM
I bet you do, I bet you do, eh eh, wink, wink, nudge, nudge, if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: CreepyCrawly on September 26, 2005, 08:28:23 PM
You crack addict
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 26, 2005, 11:27:12 PM
40k Addict!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on September 27, 2005, 03:21:47 PM
You're just addicted to yourself.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on September 27, 2005, 05:42:01 PM
you have man boobs
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on September 27, 2005, 08:20:32 PM
That's still better than you, who is a man with woman boobs
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 28, 2005, 12:11:46 AM
Which is in turn better than you, a woman with man boobs.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on September 28, 2005, 12:39:53 AM
If you didn't have the internet, you wouldn't know what boobs are..
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Librarian Nikol on September 28, 2005, 11:15:47 AM
neither would you
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Vic (the chick) on September 28, 2005, 11:24:21 AM
I see that the best some of us can do is revert to the "neither would you" retort. How original.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on September 28, 2005, 07:15:50 PM
i see that you showed up on a thread once the word boobs had been used enough times
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on September 29, 2005, 02:03:15 AM
Believe it or not, hetrosexual males like boobs. You'll understand when you hit puberty.... maybe...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Brother Asreus on September 29, 2005, 02:26:14 PM
I was asked to give you a message. Your mom says she'll be home to change your nappy once she's done having sex with me. Don't wait up, it could be a long time.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Dar-kone on September 29, 2005, 07:48:08 PM
Your mother smells.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on September 29, 2005, 09:00:44 PM
Your mamma's so stupid, it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pulse on September 29, 2005, 09:12:16 PM
twerp. (damn, that's all I could come up with)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Brother Asreus on September 29, 2005, 09:16:52 PM
Your Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the crap out of the toilet.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pulse on September 29, 2005, 09:31:45 PM
well, your mom is HOT man, HOT!!!!!

She left a mark on my ass too, god she's a biter, wanna see?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on September 29, 2005, 10:43:05 PM
Wha? I don't see any bites?! Oh wait, that's your face.... my bad, they look so similar...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Librarian Nikol on September 30, 2005, 11:33:48 AM
You my 28 stone friend are so fat that you sit next to EVERYONE in the cinema!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Brother Asreus on September 30, 2005, 11:39:41 AM
If you want to insult someone, try using proper english. What the hell is a stone Limey?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Vic (the chick) on September 30, 2005, 11:45:18 AM
Since it's you, Brother Asreus,  I thought I'd post a quick insult before I gome home for the evening.
If you look as bad as you post then I feel sorry for your friends.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Brother Asreus on September 30, 2005, 11:47:43 AM
Just for you Volcanarch.  ;D

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 30, 2005, 11:49:49 PM
Hell, you're not me, so you're a failure by default
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Oranjemens on October 1, 2005, 04:23:34 PM
You're still shocked that you're a mod... need I say more?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pulse on October 1, 2005, 08:44:31 PM
well...you...uhh... YOUR mom's hot man!! HOT!!! as in H-O-T hot!!!!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 2, 2005, 12:06:51 AM
You think old ladies are hot? Eww... just eww....
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Oranjemens on October 2, 2005, 05:57:42 AM
You begged to be a moderator.  How sad is that?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Karl Eller on October 2, 2005, 06:00:06 AM
At least he is a (semi) useful member of the community. You? You are just a nobody who hasn't even got 200 posts yet. I eat people with more posts than you for breakfast.

Eller
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on October 2, 2005, 08:22:06 PM
Well I hope you choke on them!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on October 2, 2005, 09:28:31 PM
::) Que estupido eres.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Karl Eller on October 2, 2005, 09:35:50 PM
Seer, try and keep your insults in english. The main language of 40k Online is english, and us mods often have a hard time reading stuff in other languages. And we, being the suspicious people we are, will automatically assume you're saying something really bad ;)

Even though "You are stupid" or something along those lines isn't that bad.

Eller
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 2, 2005, 11:27:13 PM
You're related to Shia!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Karl Eller on October 2, 2005, 11:29:08 PM
You're in love with someone related to me.

Eller
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on October 3, 2005, 01:18:39 AM
You're in love with someone related to you.

-Schnookems
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Nuclearfeet on October 4, 2005, 08:38:09 PM
your avatar looks like some sort of pokemon on steroids. And YOUR STILL A NEWBIE!  :-*

(to the person that insults me: think of something besides "your feet are nuclear" or something to do with "nuclear" or "feet." Try and be original )
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: MrWacko on October 4, 2005, 09:46:32 PM
You shouldn't be talking, with such a boring, black and white avatar as yours.  And, since when was bugs bunny anything more than a paper drawing or a computer animation (or photons of light, but those are even less substantal, like your sig...)?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: azore24 on October 4, 2005, 10:39:29 PM
you can't even put your own models here, you have to use the computer!

(yeah, my disses stink)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 4, 2005, 11:30:52 PM
Your disses stink!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Dark Flame on October 4, 2005, 11:36:30 PM
You're part of the establishment!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 4, 2005, 11:40:06 PM
You're Canadian!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Dark Flame on October 4, 2005, 11:46:06 PM
You're title is small and feeble in comparison to mine!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 4, 2005, 11:51:46 PM
Man, you can't spell for crap, either on MSN or you signature.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Dark Flame on October 5, 2005, 12:16:19 AM
You're 69% dork!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on October 5, 2005, 12:18:16 AM
Thats more 69 than you will ever get!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: MrWacko on October 5, 2005, 12:51:23 AM
along with you, and your anime animal - human hybrid freak of a avatar.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on October 5, 2005, 01:16:43 AM
This comming from  a guy who likes his women like his tanks, drawn on a computer..
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: MrWacko on October 5, 2005, 02:16:32 AM
honestly, you and your anime freak avatar is bad enough, but a TEXT bunny in your sig is just unbearable.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on October 5, 2005, 02:19:15 AM
You being known as "Wacko" is an insult to the mentally-handicapped. They aren't half as bad as you.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: MrWacko on October 5, 2005, 02:23:49 AM
I should point out that some people on the Internet regard you as a miniature German Spitwad.  I feel sorry for that helpless german soul who spit you out.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on October 5, 2005, 02:33:16 AM
At least I came out his mouth, you look like something that came out the other end.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Karl Eller on October 5, 2005, 03:30:46 AM
You know all about things that come out the other end, don't you? You probably like to touch and play with them. You're a sick freak!

Eller
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: MrWacko on October 5, 2005, 08:38:24 PM
and you like sticking actual things up the other end.  and your most popular device: the sword your avatar holds.  no wonder why its so dull.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 5, 2005, 11:39:45 PM
And you apparently like to watch as  Eller performs his acts of depravity....
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on October 6, 2005, 07:09:18 AM
And apparently you get excited as you watch Eller perform mundane every day tasks...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 6, 2005, 11:38:27 PM
Well, better than being unable to get excited at all *nudge nudge, wink wink*
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Zucrous Shadowhelm on October 6, 2005, 11:50:27 PM
oh yeah well atleast he doesnt enjoy making Shadow puppets
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Librarian Nikol on October 7, 2005, 11:07:32 AM
then what do you make? real puppets? sado (pronounced sad-oh)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 7, 2005, 11:41:20 PM
HA HA! You're banned!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Zucrous Shadowhelm on October 7, 2005, 11:42:38 PM
Well being banned isnt as bad as being OMISH!!!!!!!!!!! OH BURN FEEL THAT ONE LIGHT UP BUDDY!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 7, 2005, 11:53:50 PM
YOU'RE NOT A MOD!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on October 8, 2005, 08:27:24 PM
YOU'RE A MOD! AND YOU WERE DUMB ENOUGH TO ASK FOR THE JOB TO BOOT! Oh, and apparently you're a mod who forgets that you shouldn't post in all caps.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 9, 2005, 12:37:29 AM
YOU ALMOST POSTED IN ALL CAPS!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Karl Eller on October 10, 2005, 01:36:27 AM
You did post in all caps ;) That would make you a hypocrite, yes?

Eller
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Vic (the chick) on October 10, 2005, 07:41:14 AM
Your new avatar sucks
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Brother Asreus on October 10, 2005, 10:04:39 AM
Your signature explains how you got pregnant.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on October 10, 2005, 10:11:14 AM
By the looks of your avatar I'd say you were the result..
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Brother Asreus on October 10, 2005, 10:14:18 AM
And from the looks of your avatar, looks like you delivered. That or you took a massive power dump.

(you insult was funny, though it seems to me to be more directed at Volcanarch. Insult the poster above the above poster LOL)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 10, 2005, 11:38:39 PM
*twitch* You used "LOL"..... I think that says enough...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: MrWacko on October 11, 2005, 12:15:56 AM
You commented on the LOL.  That says even more.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Azehr on October 11, 2005, 10:39:20 AM
you kept the "LOL" thingy going,that says nothing really but you still did it!!!! haha
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: MrWacko on October 11, 2005, 01:35:57 PM
And you kept it going even longer.  Now observe as I demonstrate my abilities to not say the cursed "L" word.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Vic (the chick) on October 11, 2005, 01:51:20 PM
We observe as you demonstrate your ability to only manage the first letter of that cursed word. Get it right or don't say it at all.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: MrWacko on October 11, 2005, 02:01:01 PM
You dont even have the ability to say the word.  Maybe you should go back to grammar school, and learn your languages again.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on October 11, 2005, 05:59:04 PM
you can't use the ' button
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 12, 2005, 12:15:58 AM
You didn't capitalize.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Karl Eller on October 12, 2005, 12:56:20 AM
You, sir, are an illiterate red-neck!

Eller
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Zucrous Shadowhelm on October 12, 2005, 06:29:37 PM
Never to be outdone by a harvard grad =P
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: jenis!z on October 12, 2005, 06:31:03 PM
And by harvard grad, he really meant janitor.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: MrWacko on October 13, 2005, 09:08:35 PM
oh, I wasn't aware of the fact that you were speaking of yourself, jenis!z
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 14, 2005, 12:38:15 AM
So how are you, Mr. Jackson?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Zucrous Shadowhelm on October 14, 2005, 12:39:25 AM
Obviously happy to see you little jimmy
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: MrWacko on October 14, 2005, 10:16:53 PM
You call that an insult?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Zucrous Shadowhelm on October 14, 2005, 10:18:16 PM
As compared to that yes!!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 15, 2005, 12:29:01 AM
That wasn't even an insult at all!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Karl Eller on October 15, 2005, 12:31:35 AM
At least he isn't the one who took 5 days to find out that he was staff...

Eller
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 15, 2005, 12:38:34 AM
At least I'm not Australian!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Karl Eller on October 15, 2005, 12:39:54 AM
5 days, Jimmy. That was 5 days to notice that your name is green in every board. 5 days to notice that you had access to other boards. 5 days to notice that you had the modify and delete buttons next to every post. I mean really!

Eller
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pulse on October 16, 2005, 12:29:51 AM
You are so dumb that you are stupid.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 16, 2005, 01:56:29 AM
Hurry up now, or you'll miss your short-bus to school.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Azehr on October 16, 2005, 06:04:00 AM
you better hurry up or you will miss your scooter run!!!!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 17, 2005, 11:50:48 PM
Worst.
Insult.
EVER.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: 0351 on October 20, 2005, 12:21:03 AM
Pshh. If ever there was a played out, cliche Simpsons reference.. ::) The manner in which your commissar wears his coat is  silly. yes, silly.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: esc on October 20, 2005, 02:39:30 AM
have you looked in a mirror yourself latly or do the all break when you do
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: 0351 on October 20, 2005, 10:05:51 AM
only when I'm mirror shopping with your sister.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Zucrous Shadowhelm on October 20, 2005, 08:56:05 PM
Well, thats nothing compared to your hybrid chicken/turkey pox
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 21, 2005, 12:31:54 AM
Your avatar's hair is funny!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Zucrous Shadowhelm on October 21, 2005, 12:35:27 AM
oh yeah well, you were a stand in for John Travolta in Grease
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: esc on October 21, 2005, 12:38:10 AM
hmmm you like you ran for bob marly, ha try and insult my avatars hair
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Azehr on October 21, 2005, 01:21:36 AM
chicken eater! there you happy i insulted you on an insult thread to. never will i insult you again.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 22, 2005, 12:22:21 AM
Thou art a greasy, eye-offending, rabbit-sucker!

How now, brown cow?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Oranjemens on October 23, 2005, 02:46:40 PM
You're not even worth an insult.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Homun on October 23, 2005, 03:30:51 PM
My cat's sick is more appealing than you! Tastier to...

Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 23, 2005, 11:27:56 PM
.... you ate cat sick? I think that speaks for itself.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Azehr on October 24, 2005, 06:29:27 PM
Eye sucking werm!!!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Tango on October 24, 2005, 09:52:40 PM
I could write a very angry letter right now about Azehr, but I decided instead merely to express some constructive criticism. I want to share this with you because what really irks me is that Azehr has presented us with a Hobson's choice. Either we let her make my worst nightmares come true or she'll feed us a diet of robbery, murder, violence, and all other manner of trials and tribulations. We must prevent the production of a new crop of catty menaces. If we don't, future generations will not know freedom. Instead, they will know fear; they will know sadness; they will know injustice, poverty, and grinding despair. Most of all, they will realize, albeit far too late, that you should not ask, "What exactly is Azehr trying to hide?", but rather, "Why does Azehr always have to be such a party pooper?". The latter question is the better one to ask, because we find among narrow and uneducated minds the belief that Azehr is a bearer and agent of the Creator's purpose. This belief is due to a basic confusion, which can be cleared up simply by stating that I, not being one of the many laughable casuists of this world, want my life to count. I want to be part of something significant and lasting. I want to reach the broadest possible audience with the message that I don't think it is a mere coincidence that Azehr is far more interested in fattening herself on the various processes of decay in our society than she is in helping us renew those institutions of civil society -- like families, schools, churches, and civic groups -- that expand people's understanding of her brown-nosing conjectures. My mother always told me, "If you don't have something intelligent to say, just keep quiet." Apparently, Azehr's mother never told her that. What is the most appropriate way to give the needy a helping hand, as opposed to an elbow in the face? Education -- the real thing, not the headlong facsimile that Azehr promotes in order to exhibit cruelty to animals. Many of our problems would be solved if only more people were educated to learn that my goal is to improve the living conditions of the most vulnerable in our society -- the sick, the old, the disabled, the unemployed, and our youth -- all of whose lives are made miserable by Azehr. I might not be successful at achieving that goal, but I truly do have to try.

When I was little, my father would sometimes pick me up, put me on his knee, and say "Azehr's crusades have grown into a logorrheic tapestry weaving together classical conspiracy theories of the 19th century and post-Marxian economics." Someone needs to declare a truce with Azehr and commence a dialogue. Who's going to do it? Azehr? I think not. I am, of course, referring to a recent occurrence which is so well-known, it requires no comment, except to add that she has never been accused of objectivity. Well, that's a bit too general of a statement to have much meaning, I'm afraid. So let me instead explain my point as follows: There is a problem here. A large, confused, besotted problem.

Every time Azehr gets caught trying to bring ugliness and nastiness into our lives, she promises she'll never do so again. Subsequently, her satraps always jump in and explain that she really shouldn't be blamed even if she does, because, as they feel, she has the linguistic prowess to produce a masterwork of meritorious literature. By letting her distort and trivialize the debate surrounding mercantalism, we are playing a loser's game. Now take that to the next level: I am sick of our illustrious "leaders" treading on eggshells so as not to upset Azehr. Here's what I have to say to them: If Azehr had even a shred of intellectual integrity, she'd admit that she likes to enact new laws forcing anyone who's not one of her intimates to live in an environment that can, at best, be described as contemptuously tolerant. Such activity can flourish only in the dark, however. If you drag it into the open, Azehr and her patsies will run for cover, like cockroaches in a dirty kitchen when the light is turned on suddenly during the night. That's why we must complain about what I call bad-tempered, tendentious toughies. When I hear Azehr say that superstition is no less credible than proven scientific principles, I have to wonder about her. Is she completely deceitful? Is she simply being pigheaded? Or is she merely embracing a delusion in which she must believe in order to continue believing in herself? I can give you only my best estimate, made after long and anxious consideration, but I do not pose as an expert in these matters. I can say only that Azehr's codices should be labeled like a pack of cigarettes. I'm thinking of something along the lines of, "Warning: It has been determined that Azehr's agendas are intended to ridicule, parody, censor, and downgrade opposing ideas."

It is more than a purely historical question to ask, "How did Azehr's reign of terror start?" or even the more urgent question, "How might it end?". No, we must ask, "Why is Azehr so compelled to complain about situations over which she has no control?" The answer to this question gives the key not only to world history, but to all human culture.

Do we not, as rational men and women, owe it to both our heritage and our posterity to unmask Azehr's true face and intentions in regard to absenteeism? I think we do. I, for one, will never give up. I will never stop trying. And I will use every avenue possible to keep her stooges at bay. As that last sentence suggests, Azehr's grandiose promises of plenty for each have yielded grinding poverty for all. Now, that's a strong conclusion to draw just from the evidence I've presented in this letter. So let me corroborate it by saying that I want to make this clear, so that those who do not understand deeper messages embedded within sarcastic irony -- and you know who I'm referring to -- can process my point. Azehr is stepping over the line when she attempts to conceal information and, occasionally, blatantly lie -- way over the line. Is it just me, or do other people also think that it is impracticable to take a proactive, rather than a reactive, stance without exploiting the inner unity of our national will? I ask, because Azehr's yes-men often reverse the normal process of interpretation. That is, they value the unsaid over the said, the obscure over the clear. Let me end this letter by pointing out that the battle to reinforce the contentions of all reasonable people and confute those of pathological nobodies is now joined on many fronts. We will not waver; we will not tire; we will not falter; and, we will not fail.

And I don't like your sig.

Q.E.D
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: esc on October 24, 2005, 10:56:13 PM
um i tryed to read that but... well il say this unless you actually know the person you shouldn't right a 3 page report on them so iv taken the liberty of shortening it down to the mildly insulting point
"And I don't like your sig."
there that simpler and readable and exactly how much time did you have to write this
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 24, 2005, 11:58:32 PM
You suck.


You see? Short, simple, to the point.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: esc on October 25, 2005, 12:13:05 AM
yea nice and simple arrr insult, insult um i know you er bird brain, yea tha'tll do
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Zany Reaper on October 25, 2005, 04:32:23 PM
Why the hell did you rape a dead monkey esc?  I don't understand your attitude to life whatsoever.  God, the nerve!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: esc on October 25, 2005, 07:42:29 PM
where the heck did you get dead monkey raper from, anyway if understand life you find that its pretty dull so thats where i get my attitude to life from, as for you your a gelutibutpulhas (im going to leve it to your imagination to translate that)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 25, 2005, 11:40:03 PM
You need to make up words for an insult!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: esc on October 25, 2005, 11:51:41 PM
hay you cant say its not original everything you say is so predictable. can anyone honestly say the forsaw that i would say gelutibutpulhas
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 26, 2005, 11:41:23 PM
Your avatar makes you look like a pot-smoking hippy!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: esc on October 27, 2005, 03:15:45 AM
you know your the first person who has commented on my avartar, sniff i think im going to cry,that really hurt... no im atually goning to take that as a compliment that was what i was aiming fo but for thurther referance its a fractal and i dout computers can get stoned...yet. as for your avatar, it looks like the pot is growing right under your feet and that gun is atually to keep the oter pot smoking hippies away
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Zucrous Shadowhelm on October 27, 2005, 09:33:15 PM
wow, grow a backbone dude.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: esc on October 27, 2005, 10:56:43 PM
your one of the pot smoking hippies hes trying to keep away with his gun (its the hair that gives you away)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Zucrous Shadowhelm on October 27, 2005, 11:30:46 PM
hey I only do the good stuff man, atleast I am not the guy digging in my trash for the scraps man
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 28, 2005, 12:21:04 AM
Druggie!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on October 28, 2005, 05:03:51 PM
Your name, signature and avatar will do as an insult for now
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on October 31, 2005, 11:46:49 PM
Pot. Kettle. Dark coloring.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on November 1, 2005, 06:50:58 PM
That's some incredible grammar Commissar JamBob!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: esc on November 1, 2005, 08:12:53 PM
how dare you insult a posible member of the national ilitaray movment, *slap* i chanlenge you to a duel
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 1, 2005, 11:41:56 PM
Your spelling and grammar do more to insult you than properly-spelled words ever could.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sikes Aurelius on November 2, 2005, 08:22:29 AM
You are an ignorant and poorly trained monkey! :P
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 2, 2005, 11:46:47 PM
You may be well-trained, but you're still just a monkey yourself!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: esc on November 3, 2005, 12:55:14 AM
a well trained monkey can still kill, remeber that as he decapitates you for insulting him
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Azehr on November 3, 2005, 05:56:28 AM
an award for having one post.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: MrWacko on November 3, 2005, 04:05:17 PM
Jeeze, get high or something!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Zucrous Shadowhelm on November 4, 2005, 12:23:16 AM
Get a real job, I mean really, corn shucking is not a proffession
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 4, 2005, 12:28:27 AM
Neither is street-walking...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Zucrous Shadowhelm on November 4, 2005, 12:30:20 AM
but atleast I wear my boxers the right way


OOOOOOO BURN!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 4, 2005, 12:31:46 AM
Yeah, the right way to do horrible things with sheep.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Zucrous Shadowhelm on November 4, 2005, 12:33:33 AM
Oh yeah well every time u talk to make baby Jesus Cry
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 4, 2005, 12:34:52 AM
So sayeth the man who makes God kill hundreds of kittens every day...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Zucrous Shadowhelm on November 4, 2005, 12:35:48 AM
ur the reason 40k online cant have nice things
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 4, 2005, 12:37:48 AM
You're the reason there's nothing but war in the 41st Millenium!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Zucrous Shadowhelm on November 4, 2005, 12:40:18 AM
Hey hey hey keep it clean man that was just low, lol.
Well, starting war is nothing next to making Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction a reality!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Colonel Commissar Astor on November 4, 2005, 08:09:35 AM
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!!!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sikes Aurelius on November 4, 2005, 12:01:02 PM
you may not look like it but under all that stupidity theres someone not worth talking to
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: esc on November 4, 2005, 07:41:22 PM
you just talked to him you idiot
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 5, 2005, 12:17:18 AM
Sir, you have all the grace and charm of a dyslexic ape.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Azehr on November 5, 2005, 07:37:46 PM
yourminsult was too funny to insult. im still laughing at it lmao
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Librarian Nikol on November 6, 2005, 11:41:47 AM
you cant stop laughing. thats just weird.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on November 6, 2005, 12:20:54 PM
A webcam bathing in tooth paste is smarter then you
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: esc on November 6, 2005, 08:31:30 PM
.... what
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 7, 2005, 12:16:03 AM
YO MOMMA, THAT'S WHAT!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sikes Aurelius on November 7, 2005, 12:32:01 PM
You are so unintelligent that you are reduced to yelling to get your point across
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 7, 2005, 11:33:31 PM
And you are a fespizzio!

($10 to whoever identifies that quote)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Azehr on November 8, 2005, 10:58:24 PM
you are an infectious parasite
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 8, 2005, 11:39:21 PM
And you're a cat.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sikes Aurelius on November 9, 2005, 08:33:05 AM
You think people are similar to animals...youre wrong they're much dumber, you're my proof
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on November 9, 2005, 11:30:22 AM
Batty-Boy!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sikes Aurelius on November 9, 2005, 12:02:57 PM
if anyone knew what you were talking about you might be a little more insulting
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Azehr on November 9, 2005, 06:42:09 PM
disgusting werm!!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: esc on November 9, 2005, 08:56:29 PM
disgusting wormet
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 9, 2005, 11:30:04 PM
user of strange words!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sikes Aurelius on November 10, 2005, 08:52:26 AM
your stupid...that's all you need to know
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 12, 2005, 12:42:39 AM
Not very original, are you?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Azehr on November 12, 2005, 12:55:22 AM
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rr
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Dralith on November 12, 2005, 04:48:50 AM
beslubbering beslubberer. go beslubber yourself
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Rune of pudding on November 12, 2005, 05:10:18 PM
Yeah, you'd like that wouldn't you?! You filthy, filthy little boy!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 12, 2005, 11:39:13 PM
You wish he was that filthy don't you, you lonely, lonely man...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Azehr on November 13, 2005, 05:16:43 AM
not nearly as lonely as you you jumping poo coloured caine toad!!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: esc on November 13, 2005, 08:37:34 PM
no you wrong, hes as lonly as you
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: War Chief Haiden on November 14, 2005, 07:24:12 AM
your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberriees!!!!


-Haiden
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Dralith on November 14, 2005, 08:43:38 AM
Scallywag! scoundrel! unworthy plagiarist of comic genius...I fart in your general direction.
Wait here while I go dig out my shakespeariean curses.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Azehr on November 14, 2005, 07:27:58 PM
Ni ni ni ni

you wanna speak words from the holy grail then suffer!!!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 14, 2005, 11:32:28 PM
You defile the words of the Most Holy and Exalted Pythons by speaking them, foul knave!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Azehr on November 15, 2005, 02:45:49 AM
you ruin good movies just by watching them ;)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: War Chief Haiden on November 15, 2005, 03:50:15 PM
You have... uh... um... Blonde hair o burn punk BURN!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: esc on November 15, 2005, 08:23:01 PM
sexist pig
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 16, 2005, 12:07:05 AM
Age-ist dog!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on November 16, 2005, 04:42:14 AM
Hmm it appears that the quality of insults here has gone down considerably since I was last here. Time to raise the bar!

The reason your name is Thunderclap is because when you break wind people get deafened and small animals run for cover...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Dralith on November 16, 2005, 05:17:39 AM
schnookems can't 'raise the bar' at all without small animals 'running' for his 'cover'
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sikes Aurelius on November 16, 2005, 11:52:14 AM
You can't stop drinking wanting alchohol so you have to put it on your avatar.  People with addictions are weak.  The weak do not deserve to live.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: esc on November 16, 2005, 10:10:53 PM
you just condemed your self to death weakling
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 16, 2005, 11:59:33 PM
You can't even spell condemned properly
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: esc on November 17, 2005, 12:41:09 AM
well du, you dont become the president of the schools illitarace club for nothing do you, and no you cant join
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sikes Aurelius on November 17, 2005, 11:57:32 AM
Umm congratulations you just insulted yourself and saved me the trouble
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on November 17, 2005, 08:12:55 PM
So what's the surprise? That you can string together a coherent sentence?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 18, 2005, 12:07:31 AM
Man, how the hell are you still alive? I'd've guessed that you would've died years ago from attacking the toaster with a fork after it stole your bread...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on November 18, 2005, 03:03:25 AM
Bah, no mere toaster can stop me! ;D

How the hell did you become a baron? It's quite a step up from village idiot!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: EightyEight on November 18, 2005, 04:47:26 AM
They had to make him something when you stepped in and took over his position... ;)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Azehr on November 18, 2005, 06:09:14 AM
your head looks like a pencil
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sikes Aurelius on November 18, 2005, 11:32:43 AM
You think that seeing the invisible makes it possible to do anything when really it just makes you nuts, if you can't see it, it's either really small or not there at all, its that simple
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Morpheous on November 18, 2005, 02:36:38 PM
Never posted here,here it goes... :-\

You would never be able to win a battle with such an old "warship",if that is what you call it...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 19, 2005, 01:56:22 AM
LOL! You misspelled your own name! I laugh at thee.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Morpheous on November 19, 2005, 08:29:32 AM
I didn't missspell it >:( stupid google search.... :-\ yeah well you talk like a knight...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 20, 2005, 12:42:42 AM
And you look like a girl trying to dress like a guy trying to dress like a girl, but at least I'm honorable enough not to mention it in polite society.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: EightyEight on November 20, 2005, 02:40:13 AM
Only you could recognise a girl trying to dress like a guy trying to dress like a girl...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: esc on November 20, 2005, 07:13:40 PM
yea he saw you
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 20, 2005, 11:29:43 PM
You only have one post.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Dralith on November 21, 2005, 09:44:01 AM
You treat your five shiny stars as a phallic symbol.
"My post count is bigger than yours"
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: esc on November 21, 2005, 08:52:54 PM
your just pathetic... kind of like me
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Azehr on November 21, 2005, 11:08:43 PM
weasle
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 21, 2005, 11:52:38 PM
Ferret!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sikes Aurelius on November 22, 2005, 11:19:22 AM
You're the chicken who wasn't smart enough to cross the road.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: esc on November 22, 2005, 10:25:47 PM
why did i get called a weasle?

your a battary chicken who got killed and i ate you for dinner and i **** you out and your now beeing eaten by worms, you worm boy
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Tango on November 22, 2005, 10:40:59 PM
You don't play 40k *gasp!*
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 23, 2005, 12:08:42 AM
You play D&D!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: EightyEight on November 23, 2005, 02:56:57 PM
You play bowls!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on November 23, 2005, 03:06:50 PM
You play with yourself.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: War Chief Haiden on November 23, 2005, 06:25:06 PM
You wear knickers!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Azehr on November 23, 2005, 06:31:06 PM
old fart!!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: esc on November 23, 2005, 08:45:08 PM
young fart... i shouldnt have said that, shes going to kill me now :'(

atually can a female be a 'old fart'
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 23, 2005, 11:31:21 PM
You're going to get beaten up by a girl!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: esc on November 23, 2005, 11:45:21 PM
trust me she could, although she could probably put you in hospital easaly... atually thats something anyone could do so not much change there
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on November 24, 2005, 11:04:05 AM
You're afraid for a girl, OMFG n00b, N00B!!! :o
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: esc on November 24, 2005, 04:45:03 PM
you should be to. they can fight dirty
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: War Chief Haiden on November 25, 2005, 07:53:55 PM
well that doesnt change the fact that YOU STILL ONLY HAVE ONE POST!!!
n0oB OHH what Now N00B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 26, 2005, 01:47:42 AM
You speak like a pre-pubescent CS player!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: esc on November 27, 2005, 08:50:09 PM
um he is
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sikes Aurelius on November 28, 2005, 08:40:52 AM
you lack the ability to be insulting, please don't come here any more. Ignorance isn't wanted
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: War Chief Haiden on November 28, 2005, 06:49:30 PM
You still need one post to have one hundred!!!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Greenstuff on November 28, 2005, 08:04:02 PM
your mum and sister were absolutely rubbish in bed



greenstuff
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 28, 2005, 11:56:43 PM
manslut!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: wper34 on November 29, 2005, 06:12:19 AM
Commish!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sikes Aurelius on November 29, 2005, 10:42:31 AM
Quantity never beats quality, take girls for instance, better to have one really hot chick than three sub-par girls
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Greenstuff on November 29, 2005, 12:12:58 PM
your a beslubbering boat for gods sake!!!



greenstuff
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Brother Asreus on November 29, 2005, 03:51:23 PM
Hey greenstuff, shotguns taste like candy canes, do us a favour and put the barrel in your mouth and pull the trigger for a minty blast!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sikes Aurelius on November 29, 2005, 03:54:25 PM
Shut up before I drop you from a stairway and you die of Infant Death Syndrome
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: War Chief Haiden on November 29, 2005, 06:18:47 PM
I got ur suprise right here. Bow chika wow wow!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Brother Asreus on November 29, 2005, 06:34:10 PM
What suprise? The red Mike & Ike and two tic tacs you call genitals?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: wper34 on November 29, 2005, 08:17:46 PM
You smell of common blue smurfs... :P
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Brother Asreus on November 29, 2005, 08:39:32 PM
And you have geeky anime furry geek stink about you.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 30, 2005, 12:41:32 AM
Anyone who gets an award for most effort in the Award thread clearly has wayyy too much free time, and thus no social life.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Brother Asreus on November 30, 2005, 06:27:48 AM
Still Jimmy, still not getting any women.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sikes Aurelius on November 30, 2005, 08:37:56 AM
you really are a psyco, and wether or not you think its a bad thing, it realy really is
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: esc on November 30, 2005, 08:44:00 PM
ypu make no scence
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Greatest King on November 30, 2005, 09:10:38 PM
Esc: you are so unworthy of my attention that I won't even waste my insult on you. Get back into the gimp cage where you belong. My insult is going to H.M.S Suprise: could your username BE any lamer?  ::)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on November 30, 2005, 11:33:40 PM
Yeah, his name COULD be lamer, if it was something along the lines of.... oh, I dunno... The Greatest King, perhaps.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: esc on December 1, 2005, 02:29:54 AM
or something like starting your name wilth lord  :-[..... :-X...arg cant hold it in hahahahhahahahahaha hhahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha (im laughting at you in general but expecially at your name)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on December 1, 2005, 03:07:35 AM
I wish we could hold you in
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Brother Asreus on December 1, 2005, 12:11:10 PM
Like your sexuality is held is the closet?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on December 1, 2005, 03:26:22 PM
Canadian
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Brother Asreus on December 1, 2005, 03:30:10 PM
At least my people aren't named after a doughnut, Dutchie.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on December 1, 2005, 03:31:45 PM
Well at least the dutch aren't such heartless losers that they would send babys in to war  or support it.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on December 1, 2005, 03:32:52 PM
right thats you
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on December 1, 2005, 03:34:05 PM
Well you support the slaughter of someone because of there religon
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Brother Asreus on December 1, 2005, 03:35:41 PM
Too bad you weren't included in that group. You're the reason we need to add more chlorine to the genepool.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on December 1, 2005, 03:37:20 PM
you drink chlorine
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Brother Asreus on December 1, 2005, 03:38:18 PM
Still tastes better than your mom
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on December 1, 2005, 03:39:11 PM
Well that is nothing compared to the fact that you tasted his mom you sick perve
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Brother Asreus on December 1, 2005, 03:57:33 PM
You're just upset because I had your mom second. I also dug up your grandma's bones and had them too
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on December 1, 2005, 03:58:15 PM
necrophilac and i feel bad for you
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on December 1, 2005, 04:36:13 PM
we all feel bad for you too, how could we ever have accepted you in the community?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on December 1, 2005, 04:40:11 PM
Well when you have someone who wears pink clogs and lives in dutch your standards are lowered alot
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on December 1, 2005, 04:46:43 PM
So is your knowledge of a Country name
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on December 1, 2005, 04:49:49 PM
yeah so.you live in a country that has the military power of a ant swarm
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on December 1, 2005, 04:51:02 PM
I can't remember you joining our Military services
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on December 1, 2005, 04:54:00 PM
i am joining the air force of the United states.You agree that your army sucks.You  are a piece opf snot.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on December 1, 2005, 04:57:16 PM
You just go prepare the airplanes, and let the pilots do their work
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on December 1, 2005, 04:58:28 PM
you stop going from clones to pink clogs and think about something cause appernatly you can't do that.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on December 1, 2005, 04:59:51 PM
try to hold your train of thought for more than half a second
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on December 1, 2005, 05:01:10 PM
Glad you said it yourself
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Shade, Bankai King on December 1, 2005, 05:01:18 PM
 it takes skills that you don't have to control 2 train of thoughts.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on December 1, 2005, 05:05:03 PM
yeah you showed us
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently) on December 1, 2005, 05:06:44 PM
how original
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on December 1, 2005, 05:14:42 PM
thanks, apparently you're not
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: esc on December 1, 2005, 07:30:00 PM
just like you
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sikes Aurelius on December 2, 2005, 08:37:36 AM
You know...this whole one post thing is getting a little old, you've probably made about a hundred posts in the Tavern Games, why don't you do some exploring and post on topics other than insult, praise, and award.  In better words learn how to click on links other than "new replies to your posts,"  because there is useful information hiding around here, and maybe your limited scope of information might be able to be uselful as something other than the joke of a member with one post in the Tavern Games board.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on December 2, 2005, 11:38:19 AM
Err, your name is visible everywhere in this board

praise,Award, Insult... so much for your insult..
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sikes Aurelius on December 2, 2005, 12:20:42 PM
My insult is based on his lack of posts outisde of here which I have one hundred and four of (at time of post) I go and read things from the other boards, and post on the things that I know the most about (Which happen to be video games) I would have thought that you of all people was capable of reading a few lines of text
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Brother Asreus on December 2, 2005, 12:32:10 PM
Now now girls. Don't go getting your panties in a twist. There's no cat fight board ya bunch of sissies.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sikes Aurelius on December 2, 2005, 12:33:05 PM
Look who's talking...you which you were a baby??? whats your problem???
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Brother Asreus on December 2, 2005, 12:36:29 PM
You and your ramblings that sound like 5 drunk hyenas.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on December 2, 2005, 12:51:10 PM
Owh baby, don't be such an unconfident turtle face
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Brother Asreus on December 2, 2005, 12:55:13 PM
Oh booger nuts, don't use such poor english grammar. Everytime you do H.M.S Surprise stickes his finger in your bum. Huh...that explains a lot...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on December 2, 2005, 12:56:46 PM
Apparently you know more about it then I do
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on December 2, 2005, 09:29:41 PM
And you've obviously been WATCHING....
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Razyus on December 3, 2005, 04:27:50 AM
Lord? Pah you sir are damn stupid to find yoursel;f in such a position. And for the record Asreus directs whilest  film it and Jimmy provides the budget.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Brother Asreus on December 3, 2005, 10:29:11 AM
All delivered to your parents for their enjoyment
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Razyus on December 3, 2005, 11:27:50 AM
Damn straight I wouldn't have it any other way. How are your parents after you know the film they showed you?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on December 3, 2005, 11:39:53 AM
How are your parents after they heard you say you weren't heterosexual and having an affaire with a 27 year old Canadian ( ;))
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on December 4, 2005, 01:56:25 AM
I think your name is insult enough.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: War Chief Haiden on December 4, 2005, 04:41:15 PM
So are you the lord's jimmy or is my eyesight bad?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on December 4, 2005, 11:48:12 PM
Your eyesight is VERY bad, just what have you been doing in your free time?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Razyus on December 5, 2005, 11:43:33 AM
@ Omin: They took it pretty well actually. Didn't they my canadian man lover.

@ Jimmy: Well it is a lot less questionable than what you get up to.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: esc on December 5, 2005, 08:36:47 PM
ya you should know what jimmy gets up to
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on December 8, 2005, 12:12:15 AM
You WISH you knew what I get up to!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on December 8, 2005, 12:32:52 AM
No. NOBODY wants to know what you get up to! God Himself is washing his eyes in acid in an effort to remove the images. There is even a passage in the Bible: "And the Lord had wondered what Jimmy was up to, and cast thine eyes upon him. Quoth the Lord 'WTF?!!!', and thus began the dark ages"
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Zucrous Shadowhelm on December 8, 2005, 08:48:29 PM
well atleast he didnt waste our time
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: MrWacko on December 8, 2005, 10:29:04 PM
instead you did.  Please dont waste our time with pathetic 7 word responses.  It's a waste of electrons.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Zucrous Shadowhelm on December 8, 2005, 10:37:11 PM
And you are a waste of Matter :P
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on December 8, 2005, 11:45:35 PM
And you're wasting the world's collective bandwidth with your worthless posts!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Zucrous Shadowhelm on December 8, 2005, 11:49:39 PM
My posts may be worthless, but atleast I know not to attach my nipples to a car battery.

WHAT WERE U THINKING!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on December 8, 2005, 11:50:25 PM
You give out silly awards!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Zucrous Shadowhelm on December 8, 2005, 11:51:56 PM
lol I got nothin.........u night owlish bastard
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sikes Aurelius on December 9, 2005, 08:55:21 AM
go back to Jamaica...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on December 9, 2005, 10:09:05 PM
Shut up you communist nazi jew!! Go back to Canada!! ;D
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Greatest King on December 9, 2005, 10:12:20 PM
Only a complete cretin would have a name like yours.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on December 11, 2005, 01:11:01 PM
As opposed to egotistical little brats, who have names like yours.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: MrWacko on December 11, 2005, 05:46:43 PM
You're too lazy to even make a name!  Even "He Who is Too Lazy to Think of a Name but Made one Anyways" is better!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: esc on December 11, 2005, 08:55:54 PM
hay its beter that wacko
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: harbinger_of_war on December 11, 2005, 08:58:50 PM
how did u come up with your name? looked on the keyboard and just picked a key?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: esc on December 11, 2005, 11:00:08 PM
atually yes. it did happen like that, my usuall alias was taken and... haaaaaaaay why am i telling you this
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: MrWacko on December 12, 2005, 01:19:15 AM
because you're looking for an esc button to life.  I'm 99.99% sure that you're about to go insane.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sikes Aurelius on December 12, 2005, 08:56:03 AM
I'm 100 percent sure that you already have gone insane
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on December 12, 2005, 11:31:16 PM
And you're so sure because he's in the padded cell next to yours, ain't he?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Brother Asreus on December 13, 2005, 09:55:47 AM
Even though he's locked in that room, he still gets more chicks than you.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on December 13, 2005, 12:40:19 PM
at least HE gets some, not many, but still.. :)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Brother Asreus on December 13, 2005, 01:21:37 PM
You don't count!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on December 13, 2005, 02:27:27 PM
you count in minus :D
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Brother Asreus on December 13, 2005, 02:48:06 PM
Wow, your lame attempt at insulting me seems to have made you happier than a bus load of retards on their way to Chuck E. Cheese. Good for you, you're special, your mom says so. Now put on your helmet and go play with yourself outside in the sandbox. Remember not to eat the kitty turds this time.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on December 13, 2005, 03:16:10 PM
so what part should make me feel insulted?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on December 13, 2005, 09:39:00 PM
None. In fact, it was a compliment, he implies that you actually go outside....
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on December 13, 2005, 11:13:13 PM
You spend ALL your time outside!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Brother Asreus on December 14, 2005, 08:23:02 AM
Better than being inside with greenstuff all the time. Does he unchain you from the bed so you can potty?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on December 14, 2005, 03:21:53 PM
guess he did that to more people  ::)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Greatest King on December 14, 2005, 11:28:42 PM
Prick.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on December 15, 2005, 12:35:07 AM
Well if that ain't the Scientologist calling the Hare Krishna a wierdo...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: esc on December 15, 2005, 07:56:47 PM
well if it isnt the spac calling the idiot a spac... thats almose exactly what you said, translated of corse
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Zucrous Shadowhelm on December 16, 2005, 12:08:19 AM
yeah well atleast where he lives it is legal what he does to animals!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on December 16, 2005, 02:26:17 AM
That barely even made sense!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sikes Aurelius on December 16, 2005, 08:32:34 AM
The very fact that that made any sense to you at all makes you mildly insane...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Zucrous Shadowhelm on December 16, 2005, 08:24:12 PM
but the differance between his insanity and yours is he gets medication for his
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on December 16, 2005, 09:52:57 PM
The fact that you exist must have Darwin spinning in his grave.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Zucrous Shadowhelm on December 16, 2005, 10:01:05 PM
Haha very funny, if your OMISH!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on December 16, 2005, 10:43:45 PM
Errr... I don't know what "omish" means, but if it was a poor attempt at spelling "Amish", then you've saved me the trouble of thinking of an insult.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on December 17, 2005, 12:24:31 AM
That's it? The best you could do was insult his spelling? You lose, man. You lose.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on December 17, 2005, 04:44:19 PM
Jimmy...This is the insult the above poster thread, not the award thread.

thus me following the rules of this thread: Eller
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on December 18, 2005, 12:28:57 AM
That was far too long to be witty.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on December 18, 2005, 07:05:38 AM
still waiting for an insult
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on December 18, 2005, 11:57:22 PM
Still waiting for you to come out of the closet.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Unreal Tiger on December 19, 2005, 12:07:11 AM
Wow, homosexuality cracks, looks like someones still 13.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: esc on December 20, 2005, 06:04:06 PM
yup you, and your also a homosexual which explanes your attempt to change the subject
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on December 22, 2005, 12:35:57 AM
With posts like that, I expect your next insult to be almost as witty as a "Yo mama" joke.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Brother Asreus on December 22, 2005, 08:10:27 AM
You're so bad with women that even your own hand turns you down for a date.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on December 23, 2005, 12:58:30 AM
Better bad luck with women than bad luck with sheep, like yourself.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Oranjemens on December 23, 2005, 07:54:51 AM
What, he's not jealous of you're late nite escapades with sheep, is he?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on December 24, 2005, 05:09:51 AM
Not if you were dressed like a sheep
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Razyus on December 24, 2005, 05:20:08 AM
We all know what you use the vibrating lightsaber toy for Omnicron, even the ship won't look.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on December 24, 2005, 05:21:07 AM
you mean the used Vibrator you gave me?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Razyus on December 24, 2005, 05:22:25 AM
Yeah, we had some fun times with that didn't we, although you do moan a bit tooo much.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on December 24, 2005, 05:24:16 AM
you were a bit too rough for me ;)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Razyus on December 24, 2005, 05:25:52 AM
However, unlike Josie (see Blink 182), your current girl does mind that you're lacking in the bulge.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on December 24, 2005, 05:27:48 AM
Blink 182 fan
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Razyus on December 24, 2005, 05:28:32 AM
You call that an insult you anti-scottish semetic racist.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on December 24, 2005, 05:34:29 AM
I'm quite pro-Scottish actually.. there goes your insult
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Razyus on December 24, 2005, 05:37:59 AM
So you don't mind being a racist then?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on December 24, 2005, 05:46:05 AM
Not if it regards you
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Razyus on December 24, 2005, 05:58:32 AM
We are as one, did you get stuck inside you last victim? Not use enough lube?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on December 25, 2005, 12:18:29 AM
I think you need to be shot just for THINKING that.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on December 25, 2005, 05:27:10 AM
I think you need to make that December 2 instead of january 2
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Razyus on December 27, 2005, 05:38:16 AM
I think you need to change the banner back, dude just...wtf? There is no way to compare that. WTF?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Caladai Doomblade on December 27, 2005, 06:12:26 AM
dude, come on!!

It's just for kids!!! ;D
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on December 27, 2005, 12:23:40 PM
I did it for you
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Razyus on December 27, 2005, 01:28:21 PM
Christ, to do it for him is just insulting yourself. I mean we know with your condition, but... come on?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on December 27, 2005, 03:42:34 PM
Guess i should tell everyone you gave me that condition.. and it wasn't the mouth i tell thee
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Caladai Doomblade on December 28, 2005, 05:14:10 AM
You..you...you DUTCH!!!!

 :-*
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Razyus on December 28, 2005, 05:34:52 AM
You let Omnicron do it for you and know you want to kiss his dutch parts, that is just sick.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on December 28, 2005, 05:37:17 AM
you seemed quite healthy after doing th things you just stated :-*
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Razyus on December 28, 2005, 07:39:42 AM
You just both deserve each other. I am leaving you Omnicron.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Caladai Doomblade on December 28, 2005, 07:57:52 AM
Yes, you go and lick Goku's DragonBALL's you!  :o
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on December 28, 2005, 12:14:59 PM
How did they taste again?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Caladai Doomblade on December 29, 2005, 04:58:33 AM
salty chocolat with a weee bit of applepie.

Just like last time.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on January 1, 2006, 11:49:03 PM
Your under-avatar text is asking people to touch you? *cough*SLUT*Cough*
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sikes Aurelius on January 3, 2006, 07:22:42 AM
You have the amazing ability to read everything and still not understand
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Blue Tiger on January 3, 2006, 05:44:39 PM
You show lack of understanding when it comes to the full stop.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on January 4, 2006, 12:27:54 AM
Jack Skellington for an avatar?!?!?
EMO!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: wper34 on January 4, 2006, 02:47:43 AM
Silence! You are only just a head... You can't even walk...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Razyus on January 4, 2006, 04:00:10 AM
You were up early! AHH!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on January 5, 2006, 12:01:05 AM
You were awake!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: wper34 on January 5, 2006, 08:06:30 AM
Again, you bodiless lifeform...

Quote from: Razyus | d'Artagnan on January  4, 2006, 04:00:10 AM
You were up early! AHH!

But it was afternoon in my country when I posted it...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on January 6, 2006, 12:18:52 AM
Arguing with Razyus, eh?
Well, remember: arguing over the internet is like the special olympics - even if you win, you're still a retard.

(I am so going to hell for that...)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sikes Aurelius on January 18, 2006, 08:01:21 AM
congratulations on comparing the internet to the Special Olympics...your the top olympian.  you win!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Ego-Man on January 18, 2006, 09:37:08 AM
Your boats is so full of holes that spongebob is envyous...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Sgt. Sota on January 31, 2006, 06:07:42 PM
You, sir, are all mouth and no trousers.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: jebus-san on February 10, 2006, 03:53:07 PM
Your sir, are a jerk.... and maybe you smell funny too
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Ego-Man on February 10, 2006, 04:57:08 PM
You're a nerd without pants... oops!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Johan Karlsson on February 11, 2006, 06:12:52 PM
You're stupid enough to think that "no-pants" is an insult, when it's really a compliment.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on February 11, 2006, 08:15:05 PM
You decided on your name after a particularly bad round of scrabble..
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Big Boss on February 11, 2006, 10:21:41 PM
You smell of the boils of the feet of lolita, mr. schnookems.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Ego-Man on February 23, 2006, 11:27:42 AM
Your voice is so boring since you have morphine-powered breath.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on February 23, 2006, 11:51:37 PM
Your breath has been known to cause cancer in lab rats.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Lomendil on February 24, 2006, 12:01:44 AM
People say that they'd rather lick the crusted filth from Smeagol's scrawny scrotum than spend 5 minutes having to endure your stench.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on February 24, 2006, 12:35:17 AM
Yeah, but you're the one selling his own man juice on the highways every Wednesday and Friday night.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Purple Sage on February 24, 2006, 05:22:30 AM
your mother was a chair, and your father the left and more plumptous buttocks cheek. You, are the matter created from constant ass to plastic contact.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Ego-Man on February 24, 2006, 10:53:00 AM
Your furts are so stinking that a cmouflaged vietcong can become blue...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Johan Karlsson on February 24, 2006, 01:41:34 PM
Has this one been done? If not:

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Maedrhos Rihadol, you and all your silly 40kOnline k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt!

So there...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on February 25, 2006, 02:21:06 AM
Sir, I do believe you possess all the qualities of an idiot, or at best, an average-intelligence monkey.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Ego-Man on February 25, 2006, 01:16:13 PM
Monkeys snob you.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kjata on February 25, 2006, 01:44:11 PM
Yeah, but they go out of their way to throw poo at you.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on February 26, 2006, 12:49:14 AM
Even other 40k players tell you that you need to bathe!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kjata on February 26, 2006, 12:51:29 AM
Yeah, well, uh... YOU'RE A BIG MEANIE FACE!!!!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Purple Sage on February 26, 2006, 05:35:06 AM
mentioning your name at your local store is forbidden

(this is true for someone at my store... aaargh he cried once.. and hes like 20 years old!!)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kjata on February 26, 2006, 12:09:53 PM
quit making people up to cover for yourself.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Ego-Man on February 26, 2006, 04:08:32 PM
You stink so much that in 1986 you visited Chernobyl, ukraine and... well, you guys know...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kjata on February 26, 2006, 04:14:14 PM
You're so ugly, when a sniper aims at your head, he kills himself with a knife to get the image out of his haed.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Ego-Man on February 26, 2006, 04:27:35 PM
You're so fat that when jou jumped the last time the whole universe shook and you killed many little races among the universe.
Like the only girl that could like you.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kjata on February 26, 2006, 04:36:51 PM
Yeah, well, youre so fat you make me look skinny.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Ego-Man on February 26, 2006, 04:47:40 PM
If you walk the earth shakes.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kjata on February 26, 2006, 07:44:51 PM
Again, youre fatter.  When you wlk, the Earth breaks.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Lomendil on February 26, 2006, 07:58:22 PM
You're so fat that you're one burger away from collapsing into a quantum singularity.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Greenstuff on February 26, 2006, 08:08:17 PM
Your Lomendil :)




Greenstuff
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kjata on February 26, 2006, 09:37:24 PM
And you are a stupid person who cant think of good insults.  Being Lomendil is GOOD
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Greenstuff on February 26, 2006, 09:41:39 PM
Your an idiot, whats good about being Lomendil?



Greenstuff
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on February 26, 2006, 11:33:15 PM
Well, I can say one good thing about Lom: He isn't Greenstuff
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on February 27, 2006, 12:02:18 AM
Well, I can say one good thing about Jimmy: ... no wait...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Greenstuff on February 27, 2006, 01:36:29 AM
You find animals like in your avatar atractive, bleh!



Greenstuff
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Ego-Man on February 27, 2006, 04:47:57 AM
You change sex faster than Janet Jackson.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kjata on February 27, 2006, 06:23:09 PM
You are Janet Jackson.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on February 28, 2006, 12:43:18 AM
You're MICHAEL Jackson!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Ego-Man on February 28, 2006, 11:39:23 AM
You're ELLER JACKSON!!!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Greenstuff on February 28, 2006, 11:56:53 AM
You smell poopy!




Greenstuff
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Ego-Man on February 28, 2006, 12:16:55 PM
You smell worse.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Greenstuff on February 28, 2006, 12:45:56 PM
You smell worserer...



Greenstuff
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Ego-Man on February 28, 2006, 01:00:15 PM
You suck, and your breath is so bad that you kill gators and gates with it.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Greenstuff on February 28, 2006, 01:09:32 PM
Small children beat you with fish in the hope your ugliness will die along with you.



Greenstuff
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Ego-Man on February 28, 2006, 01:15:10 PM
Wrong thread dude, anyway you stink so much that people lose their skins when they're close to you.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Greenstuff on February 28, 2006, 02:10:02 PM
You eat this stinky skin!



Greenstuff
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Ego-Man on February 28, 2006, 02:22:06 PM
You're a maniac, and try to make guys cheat on MSN!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on February 28, 2006, 03:51:24 PM
my eyes!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Ego-Man on February 28, 2006, 03:54:34 PM
Ha.

Ha.

A rotten cow is funnier than you.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on February 28, 2006, 04:03:29 PM
so when are you being funny then?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kjata on February 28, 2006, 06:37:51 PM
You make Eller look sexy
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Greenstuff on February 28, 2006, 08:26:39 PM
that doesn't take much, Eller is a sex beast! You breath wipes out cities.




Greenstuff
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on February 28, 2006, 11:36:40 PM
Blind people call you ugly.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kjata on March 1, 2006, 12:08:20 AM
Gay prostitutes reject you.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Ego-Man on March 1, 2006, 06:03:11 AM
Camel gay prostitutes spit at you.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on March 1, 2006, 08:06:52 PM
You weren't beaten with an ugly stick, you fell off the ugly tree, hit every ugly branch on the way down, and got run over by the ugly truck at the bottom...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on March 2, 2006, 02:11:41 AM
And yet, when he stands next to you, all the chicks go to him.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: schnookems on March 2, 2006, 06:02:17 AM
And all the blokes go to you ;)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on March 3, 2006, 12:07:24 AM
And the goats to you!
Well, you to the goats, anyway.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Dark Flame on March 3, 2006, 12:48:22 AM
'Least he isn't Lom's flayed kitten dealer....  THINK OF THE KITTENS, MAN!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Iain on March 4, 2006, 03:25:11 PM
which ironically enough, you do, in bed usually
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Ego-Man on March 4, 2006, 03:28:27 PM
You're as stupid as a used tissue.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: lord_guru32 on March 5, 2006, 12:01:48 AM
you got beaten up by the kitchen sink
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on March 5, 2006, 04:20:09 AM
You find your kitchen sink sexually attractive!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Ego-Man on March 5, 2006, 06:03:55 AM
Even your kitchen sink doesn't find you sexually attractive...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Greenstuff on March 5, 2006, 11:49:55 AM
You find space marines arousing....ooh thats some sexy power armour^^




Greenstuff
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Ego-Man on March 5, 2006, 02:07:40 PM
SHUT UP!
Your sex is so vague that you have tits and moustaches...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Paladin_Magnus on March 5, 2006, 02:11:52 PM
and you don"t? ;)

-paladin
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Ego-Man on March 5, 2006, 02:18:55 PM
Nope, but i was inspired saying this by watching you...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kjata on March 5, 2006, 05:50:37 PM
You are so dumb you spell "a" wrong!!!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on March 5, 2006, 10:27:45 PM
You're so dumb you thought that was a good insult!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Ego-Man on March 6, 2006, 04:49:54 AM
You're so dumb that yuo cnt'a rade tihs.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: lord_guru32 on March 6, 2006, 02:10:40 PM
your so short people think your a frisbe
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Ego-Man on March 6, 2006, 02:14:59 PM
You're so stupid you don't know who i am, thus you risk much....
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on March 13, 2006, 01:16:05 AM
You're so stupid that wasn't even an insult!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Ego-Man on March 13, 2006, 04:36:40 AM
You're so stupid you didn't even understand! ...you Eller...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on April 8, 2006, 01:28:40 AM
You Dark Flame!

It's the insult the above poster game, no the praise the above poster game...

    DF

Wow, how witty, I think we've only seen that.... how many times now? Get some new material! - Jimmy



And leave my fething posts alone! - Jimmy again

But the in-post editing, it's so tempting!  And how dare you use such language?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Ego-Man on April 8, 2006, 12:23:59 PM
You.... YOU..... MR.BEAN!!!!

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Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Greenstuff on April 8, 2006, 01:16:52 PM
That was way below the belt MR, and we all know below Jimmy's belt is my domain!

Anyway, you look a lot like.....THIS!

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Greenstuff
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Ego-Man on April 8, 2006, 01:34:56 PM
You happy bundle of wood!! Edited for excessive abuse.  Lets keep this a little clean.. -Devern

Sorry Jimmy, but HE is the real Bean...

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Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kjata on April 8, 2006, 11:02:13 PM
Your mom!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on April 9, 2006, 12:08:54 AM
Your father!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on April 9, 2006, 03:48:03 AM
You're so fat, your bloodgroup is Chocolate cream
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Ego-Man on April 9, 2006, 06:27:09 AM
I can't insult you much, cuz Devern is angry and says i'm too bad...:'(
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on April 9, 2006, 06:44:32 AM
No I can't insult myself much either.. ::)

Spaghetti eater  :D
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Ego-Man on April 9, 2006, 12:12:31 PM
You eat pizza with spray pan!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on April 9, 2006, 03:30:07 PM
You eat dirt
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kjata on April 9, 2006, 10:28:56 PM
you arer dirt
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on April 10, 2006, 12:05:10 AM
You're a teletubby!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on April 10, 2006, 11:31:28 AM
You're my teletubby!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kjata on April 10, 2006, 10:32:10 PM
You sleep with the teletubbies!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on April 11, 2006, 01:18:23 AM
You watch!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Karl Eller on April 11, 2006, 07:36:31 AM
Only crazy chicks are interested in you.

Eller
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on April 12, 2006, 01:26:49 AM
At least they ain't the crazy MEN that're interested in you.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kjata on April 12, 2006, 06:01:35 PM
You are one of those crazy men.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on April 13, 2006, 09:49:53 AM
you're his man
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Ego-Man on April 13, 2006, 10:28:57 AM
You aren't even a man.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pulse on April 13, 2006, 08:52:30 PM
and you are?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on April 14, 2006, 12:19:50 AM
You're a midget in drag, aren't you?!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on April 14, 2006, 10:00:23 AM
You're like Timmy from Southpark
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Big Boss on April 14, 2006, 10:03:09 PM
WD-40 isn't even enough to clean the massive build-up of rust you've acquired over the years you outdated pile of scrap-metal.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on April 15, 2006, 12:36:10 AM
You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Big Boss on April 15, 2006, 01:13:02 AM
You're an overweight, outdated concept with the maturity of a two-year old and the brains of a gnat.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on April 15, 2006, 04:20:54 AM
Scizofrenic self loving person!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: lord_guru32 on April 15, 2006, 02:46:34 PM
your heads too big 8) short and sweet
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Big Boss on April 15, 2006, 10:46:22 PM
You're a small bacterium in the big diarrheaa of life.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on April 16, 2006, 12:23:05 AM
And you're the one who makes life a big diarrhea.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: M.G.SMurf on April 16, 2006, 03:28:10 AM
And you're so immature you can't even make up decent insult!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on April 16, 2006, 06:04:11 AM
You don't even know that's more a praise then an insult to him ::)
teen-pop sensation
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Oranjemens on April 17, 2006, 06:32:49 AM
"Teen-pop sensation"?

Need I say more?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on April 18, 2006, 12:54:09 AM
British :P
Need I say more?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Lord of Winter and War on April 18, 2006, 09:13:16 AM
You are the mucus sneezed from my cats nose.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on April 19, 2006, 12:37:38 AM
You're a cat lover!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Lord of Winter and War on April 19, 2006, 09:25:28 AM
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are greenstuff boyfriend
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on April 19, 2006, 10:21:22 AM
Your the dad of both Greenstuff and Jambob
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Lord of Winter and War on April 19, 2006, 10:31:44 AM
Quote from: Black Widow on April 18, 2006, 07:09:49 PM
Killersquid
is greenstuffs little kid
he makes pretty poems
and he likes to collect gems

As an aside Greenstuff is somehow my father, so your wrong in that respect, Learn to read Other threads you dutch fool  ;)

And also if the other half of what you said is true then Jimmy is Greenstuff's grandson.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on April 20, 2006, 11:52:19 PM
YOU'RE greenstuff's grandson!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Lust on April 30, 2006, 09:58:40 PM
You're about as useful as a flavored enema.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Aden on April 30, 2006, 11:44:31 PM

You are not the walrus
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on May 1, 2006, 01:03:43 AM
You lack cowbell!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Lust on May 1, 2006, 02:05:49 AM
You have to sneak up on a glass of water.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on May 1, 2006, 02:06:57 AM
You have to sneak up on women with a chloroform-soaked rag.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Aden on May 1, 2006, 02:07:57 AM

Your queen is not up for grabs
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on May 1, 2006, 01:43:46 PM
You talk crap
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Lust on May 1, 2006, 09:17:36 PM
Your robot is only capable of playing "Pong"
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Lord of Winter and War on May 1, 2006, 09:41:31 PM
You are a nerd!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Lust on May 1, 2006, 10:24:03 PM
That was pretty nerdy for someone that doesnt know anything about computers...

Your mother!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on May 2, 2006, 12:51:10 AM
Your father!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Ego-Man on May 5, 2006, 03:06:01 PM
Your daughter! (ooh... bad one... ;D)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on May 7, 2006, 01:12:38 AM
You dated your sister!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: The Ego-Man on May 7, 2006, 09:10:44 AM
Nope, that was your mum...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on May 7, 2006, 09:32:14 AM
you have 2 dads
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Lust on May 7, 2006, 05:40:54 PM
Your mother is so loose that I can go spelunking...  In her vagina.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on May 7, 2006, 11:54:04 PM
You have to resort to infantile sexual innuedo (and explain it, no less) instead of coming up with real insults.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on May 8, 2006, 08:28:50 AM
You are called JamBob
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on May 10, 2006, 12:32:00 AM
You're not a super hobo!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on May 10, 2006, 10:52:34 AM
Greenstuff
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on May 12, 2006, 01:05:56 AM
You worship the False Lord!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: TheOnlySpiral on May 12, 2006, 01:20:19 AM
You are exactly like Eller in every way.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on May 12, 2006, 02:07:33 AM
Oh, its on now!

You, sir, are....are..... a GEEK!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on May 13, 2006, 05:08:40 AM
I've had more girls then you
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Evil_Toast on May 13, 2006, 05:12:48 AM
DVD collections don't count . :-*
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on May 13, 2006, 05:22:08 AM
Teddybears don't count either :-* :-*
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Evil_Toast on May 13, 2006, 06:52:46 AM
At least their physicall objects !  ;D
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on May 13, 2006, 06:57:00 AM
I think you just made yourself vulnerable to insults ::)

pervert :D
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Evil_Toast on May 13, 2006, 07:11:40 AM
Quote from: Omnicron on May 13, 2006, 06:57:00 AM
I think you just made yourself vulnerable to insults ::)

pervert :D

Remember , sticks and stones may break my bone's but whips and chains excite me !
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on May 13, 2006, 07:28:06 AM
Quote from: Evil_Toast on May 13, 2006, 07:11:40 AM
Quote from: Omnicron on May 13, 2006, 06:57:00 AM
I think you just made yourself vulnerable to insults ::)

pervert :D

Remember , sticks and stones may break my bone's but whips and chains excite me !
You're scaring me, not insulting me ;D
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Evil_Toast on May 13, 2006, 08:50:40 AM
Quote from: Omnicron on May 13, 2006, 07:28:06 AM
Quote from: Evil_Toast on May 13, 2006, 07:11:40 AM
Quote from: Omnicron on May 13, 2006, 06:57:00 AM
I think you just made yourself vulnerable to insults ::)

pervert :D

Remember , sticks and stones may break my bone's but whips and chains excite me !
You're scaring me, not insulting me ;D

See , insults are so low brow . Mind f*****g is so much more entertaining !

Now , back on topic :
Omnicron would'nt know what a woman was if one sat on his head ..... :D
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on May 13, 2006, 09:17:36 AM
You wouldn't know what a woman is when she posed naked with a tag around her head saying " Amsterdam 4 Life"
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on May 14, 2006, 01:28:36 AM
You, however, would know EXACTLY what to do if it was a sheep in that position....
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on May 14, 2006, 03:41:30 AM
Yes ofcourse, you showed me
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Aden on May 14, 2006, 09:09:09 AM
You paid him to show you.

Everything....
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on May 16, 2006, 12:27:09 PM
you gave me the money to pay him to show me how to do that with a sheep in that position so you could watch me being thought what do do with a sheep in that position..
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kritik on June 3, 2006, 06:43:09 PM
You just suck at insulting, retard!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Frescadude on June 4, 2006, 01:28:25 AM
You yell at retarded people when its not their fault their moms did crack while pregnant.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on June 4, 2006, 02:54:51 AM
You mean like your two dads cracked?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Salami on June 4, 2006, 08:11:30 AM
This calls for: The Flame to End all Flames

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselfs in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty tupenny shuffleing oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Felix Faustus on June 4, 2006, 08:34:50 AM
you make your insults too long and boring and then you are arrogant enough to expect other to read it!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kritik on June 4, 2006, 11:01:27 AM
Lord Solar PM people about sticking animal up one's @$$
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Felix Faustus on June 4, 2006, 11:34:24 AM
YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL!

CRUDELIS  IS A LYING BEFLUBBERER!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Da Moose on June 4, 2006, 02:12:39 PM
Cossack formerly Lord Solar has what D&D kids like to call +2 fire damage...

The rest of the world calls it Herpies.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kritik on June 4, 2006, 06:08:35 PM
Quote from: Da Moose on June  4, 2006, 02:12:39 PM
The rest of the world calls it Herpies.

You got yours from your Dad.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Da Moose on June 4, 2006, 07:07:46 PM
Thats a sensitive subject...

Crudelis is so ugly that he couldn't get into the Randy Johnson's Ugly Men of the World Club. (RJ's UMOWC)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Felix Faustus on June 5, 2006, 11:30:26 AM
MOOSES MATE WITHIN THIER OWN FAMILY

and you seem to be a mentally retarded moose as you can't spell "the" also you smell ad i don't like you.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kritik on June 5, 2006, 07:01:00 PM
Solar's Scottish. I think I've made my point 8).
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Colonel VonGruden on June 5, 2006, 11:42:25 PM
yea well at least he doesnt put peanut butter on his **** and wait for his dog to come along
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kritik on June 6, 2006, 05:34:38 PM
??? Why does people always confuse me with solar?

He uses dogs and I get my Girlfriend ;)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Da Moose on June 6, 2006, 05:37:26 PM
Just Chillin's momma wheres combat boots.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kritik on June 6, 2006, 10:01:42 PM
At least mine can earn her money through electronics, while yours keep your shack running with signs that read 50 cents a go!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Felix Faustus on June 7, 2006, 11:36:19 AM
Unfortunately for crudelis your home-made girlfriend will malfunction and bite off what can only be described as your cocktail sausage sized dick.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kritik on June 7, 2006, 04:14:10 PM
Quote from: Cossack formerly Lord Solar on June  7, 2006, 11:36:19 AM
Unfortunately for crudelis your home-made girlfriend will malfunction and bite off what can only be described as your cocktail sausage sized dick.

It's pitiful how much you are jealous of my life.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Felix Faustus on June 7, 2006, 04:29:10 PM
It is pitiful how insecure you are that you have too make up an imaginary girlfriend and constantly bee mean to me just to feel better about yourself
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kritik on June 7, 2006, 04:36:35 PM
Oh, my girlfriend's not at all imaginary. Quite real in fact. (She just doesn't do the peanut butter bit :'()
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Felix Faustus on June 7, 2006, 04:37:52 PM
awww thats a shame :'( mine does ;D
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kritik on June 7, 2006, 04:42:06 PM
You're 16 and like to stick animals up one's and other's asses. Don't tell me that you have a girlfriend. Maybe a boyfriend.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Felix Faustus on June 7, 2006, 04:43:03 PM
your just jealous

(us scots are very liberal and often very dunk ;D)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kritik on June 7, 2006, 04:45:02 PM
Quote from: Cossack formerly Lord Solar on June  7, 2006, 04:43:03 PM
your just jealous

(us scots are very liberal and often very dunk ;D)

Yep, that's why the country doesn't amount to much. People like you are in it.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Felix Faustus on June 7, 2006, 04:47:00 PM
yep we make it a more fun place to live, unlike america...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Da Moose on June 7, 2006, 06:13:22 PM
Cossack takes balls to his face...basket balls because he has bad reaction time.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Felix Faustus on June 7, 2006, 06:27:55 PM
Da moose takes cossacks balls in the mouth! ....when we pllay paintball and his visor is up....
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kritik on June 7, 2006, 08:17:22 PM
You two get a room.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on June 8, 2006, 01:16:07 AM
Just Chillin'? Mo' like Just ILLIN'!

Oh yes, that's right. I went there.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Felix Faustus on June 8, 2006, 06:07:43 AM
cossack hugs jimmy for insulting Hao unfortunately jimmy is unable to cope with the homosexual undertones and dies.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kritik on June 8, 2006, 10:17:25 PM
Quote from: The One (But Soon to be One of Many) Jimmy on June  8, 2006, 01:16:07 AM
Just Chillin'? Mo' like Just ILLIN'!

Oh yes, that's right. I went there.

You're involved with Solar too! Wow, I didn't know Solar was a polygamist. Da Moose, watch out, your husbands cheating on you!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Felix Faustus on June 9, 2006, 04:15:18 PM
Yeah! with you! Thats right! Crudelis takes it hard and long!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kritik on June 9, 2006, 05:08:27 PM
Quote from: Cossack formerly Lord Solar on June  9, 2006, 04:15:18 PM
Yeah! with you! Thats right! Crudelis takes it hard and long!

Should I be flattered that he wants me so much or grossed out? I'm looking towards the latter.

Throws up and dies.

FYI: I would rather be eaten by a dinosaur than screw with you.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Felix Faustus on June 9, 2006, 05:11:10 PM
you have know choice baby, now lets ride!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on June 10, 2006, 01:26:26 AM
I think you're a little TOO fond of that thar horse in your avatar...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Felix Faustus on June 10, 2006, 05:43:18 AM
Ohhh yeah baby! just like i'm a little too fond of your dad!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on June 10, 2006, 07:20:47 AM
Not unexpected for you are his mom
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kritik on June 10, 2006, 10:46:31 AM
What's with your avatar? It is so stupid, IMO. You should put a bag over its head.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on June 10, 2006, 11:34:28 AM
What's with the ugly sniper girl.. well, it kinda looks like a girl, but i'm not sure, maybe it's you?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kritik on June 10, 2006, 12:24:59 PM
Hey, you're just jealous because I have a better Avatar than you, other than going to some loser Star Wars site and downloading loser pictures that looks like your mom.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Felix Faustus on June 10, 2006, 03:29:05 PM
Just Chillin is a terrible name, unlike omnicron which is super cool! Also, you have to be the most uptight person i have ever met!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kritik on June 10, 2006, 03:41:03 PM
And Solar is any better?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Felix Faustus on June 10, 2006, 03:44:14 PM
no, solar is amphetamine parrot, but if i'm going down i'm bringing as many as i can with me!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Pvt. Dancer on June 10, 2006, 03:59:19 PM
At least you've been telling the truth, Omnicron is a cool name and Just Chillin is'nt even a name

Since I have to insult you..
You smell like my brother's hair
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kritik on June 10, 2006, 07:10:11 PM
Omnicron is the gayest thing since Solar!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Felix Faustus on June 10, 2006, 07:18:19 PM
don't worry i came after omnicron so actually i think i am gayer and newer, well not newer, i was around in the days of eldaronling way back in 2002 but i was under a different user then, i bet none of you even recognise me...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on July 30, 2006, 12:41:29 AM
You have an annoying advatar that is an insult to the very essence of humanity, you are so totally not wicked-pissa, and you smell like feet...in a bad way...like as in grose scabby disgusting hairy feet on some fat lady, not yummy Uma Thurman feet...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on July 30, 2006, 12:45:58 AM
Sir, you possess all the charm of a Frenchman, the hygiene of a Brit, and the sophisication of an American.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Permeus on July 30, 2006, 02:02:41 AM
As much as I hate insulting a mod  ;)

Under that mask you have a face like a baboons ass, yes that’s right big red has a monkey attached to it and smells of poo


CWR :)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on July 30, 2006, 03:34:06 AM
Ah, I have a face like thine mother, then!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on July 30, 2006, 11:00:04 AM
Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: EightyEight on July 30, 2006, 12:05:35 PM
You angiosperm!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on July 30, 2006, 06:49:32 PM
Get thee to a nunnery!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kritik on July 30, 2006, 10:49:23 PM
Your Avatar is.... actually cool...

but you are an idiotic fool to move to another Kabal. Instead of fighting for a place, you run to the first little place that would offer you a higher position.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on August 2, 2006, 10:52:52 PM
Well manny of the other warriors were unresponsive- there wasn't much of a chance for me getting a promotion.

Oh, and onto insulting you. You have the same advatar as Just Chillen...it's not actually that bad...BUT you shoiuld try to be more original. Or if you were the first one to have that advatar, you should have asserted yourself and beat him senceless with a dance shoe!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on August 3, 2006, 11:55:15 PM
Your avatar makes you seem like you have some twisted fetish involving BDSM and furries....
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Permeus on August 4, 2006, 12:30:28 AM
Says the man wearing a rubber bodysuit iron mask and cape


CWR :D
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on August 4, 2006, 05:00:35 PM
Your initials are easily confusiable with an unknbown 1337 phrase. Now back with ye and thy loathsome knickers!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kritik on August 4, 2006, 08:05:40 PM
You are the retard that was so fussy that instead of fighting for a better spot, ran to a lesser Kabal that offered you a better position. You will regret it when we kick your ass in the Kabal fights!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on August 4, 2006, 10:22:24 PM
You hide behind a crowd of poorly discipline soldiers who will have inferior equipment and who's only purpose will be to get captured and brought back as slaves to the Kabal of the Twilight Wraith!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on August 5, 2006, 01:55:08 AM
Your kabal's name is silly!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on August 5, 2006, 10:56:43 AM
At least I have a kabal!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on August 6, 2006, 11:32:01 PM
Your language has too many verbs.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on August 7, 2006, 01:09:49 AM
Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kritik on August 7, 2006, 02:47:34 PM
Quote from: Deamian on August  4, 2006, 10:22:24 PM
You hide behind a crowd of poorly discipline soldiers who will have inferior equipment and who's only purpose will be to get captured and brought back as slaves to the Kabal of the Twilight Wraith!

Inferior Equipments? I'm not the Kabal that only has 13 souls to spend on 11 people retard!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Zany Reaper on August 7, 2006, 05:51:50 PM
Quote from: Kritik on August  7, 2006, 02:47:34 PM
Quote from: Deamian on August  4, 2006, 10:22:24 PM
You hide behind a crowd of poorly discipline soldiers who will have inferior equipment and who's only purpose will be to get captured and brought back as slaves to the Kabal of the Twilight Wraith!

Inferior Equipments? I'm not the Kabal that only has 13 souls to spend on 11 people retard!

I have never known any soul more demented then those.
The TTRU mod will exercise you all!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on August 7, 2006, 06:09:38 PM
You are obsessed with a random DoW mod, and have annoying smily anime people decorating yourself- and you smell of a flachulent wench.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Zany Reaper on August 7, 2006, 06:15:06 PM
So then you must be the notorious homo that sniffs people.
What time must he had sniffed me?  Why would such a person travel that far?

That scent was probably when I forgot to have a shower for a week.  That's all...

Quote from: Deamian on August  7, 2006, 06:09:38 PM
You are obsessed with a random DoW mod, and have annoying smily anime people decorating yourself- and you smell of a flachulent wench.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on August 7, 2006, 06:17:53 PM
You are intolorant of homos who sniff people...and I only sniff thier feet..ocasionaly lick thier feet if they have purty feet...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Zany Reaper on August 7, 2006, 06:18:35 PM
I would make out with you, but you're masculine, & this' your 333rd post too.

Besides, there's already another girl on my mind, so you're out.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on August 7, 2006, 06:22:58 PM
Your nose is shaped like a stapler, so you'll never become a TV star.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Zany Reaper on August 7, 2006, 06:29:37 PM
I would then molest you to remove the staple, though I don't think that I have a staple on my nose anyways.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Permeus on August 7, 2006, 07:30:53 PM
You have a silly girly boy face and a stupid hair cut


CWR :)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Zany Reaper on August 8, 2006, 06:53:34 AM
You have a serious boyish girly butt & an intelligent nail manicure.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: EightyEight on August 8, 2006, 06:55:42 AM
You're using a random word generator because nothing you say ever makes sense so you're a robot!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Zany Reaper on August 8, 2006, 06:24:49 PM
You are to lazy to go to work because you have to:  wash-your-Monkey-thong-3-days-a week.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on August 9, 2006, 12:22:02 AM
Ah, the Monkey-thongs he got from you, right?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Zany Reaper on August 9, 2006, 09:56:14 AM
No, he got it from:

Evil Jimmy Overlord has gained a:  beslubbering bollock faced-outrageously sexy lycra-clad pixie without an arse-hole.  It shat on a amphetamine parakeetter & stinks of a Boy Snide's Outrageously Shiny Leather and PVC clad Soul Train.

People should improve the word filters around here!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kritik on August 9, 2006, 01:34:54 PM
This has a higher IQ than you!

(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fandrewteman.typepad.com%2Fphotos%2Funcategorized%2Fspam_1.jpg&hash=4ac11987aea1ba43207aff0e9080a8efdbd5f157)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Zany Reaper on August 9, 2006, 02:02:38 PM
Seriously, can you stop beslubbering messing with my obsolete custom title.

Heck, I think I'll stop posting here.  That's why I left the forum for a year in the 1st place.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Felix Faustus on August 9, 2006, 04:00:57 PM
Wow, you actually dared post in the insult thread? you gonna pay fool.


I have nothing to say, just think about what you have done
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on August 10, 2006, 02:23:39 AM
Of course you have nothing to say, you've NEVER had anything worthwhile to say, and we all thank you for being silent.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Captain Leonidas on August 10, 2006, 06:51:38 AM
Quote from: Zany Reaper on August  9, 2006, 02:02:38 PM
Heck, I think I'll stop posting here.  That's why I left the forum for a year in the 1st place.

Thats not a year. I think when Rasmus said your fan art sucks big time it was back in November December... So its just barely some 6-7 months I guess.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on August 10, 2006, 11:18:54 PM
You have 2406 posts, and if you add the digits together, you get 12. If you add 1 to each of the digits of 12, you get 23, and 23 times 3 (the lowest odd factor of 12 other than 1) you get 69...heh...hehe...h eh...he said 69...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on August 11, 2006, 12:46:08 AM
You have 336 posts.... two 3's.... 3x2 = 6.... multiply each of your 3's by 2 and YOU HAVE 666 POSTS! FOUL BEAST!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on August 11, 2006, 10:38:33 AM
Yay...666...I'm all satanish...

anywho...

You are unoriginal and have to coppy my stupid math problem thing!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kritik on August 11, 2006, 12:33:44 PM
You can't read numbers. Commissar Leonidas' post count isn't 2406, retard. And don't say that he posted again afterwards because that is a retarded defense.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on August 11, 2006, 01:24:21 PM
You don't understand that that calculation was for that time, and him posting again is not a stupid defence! Plus your grandma was Avril Levine.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Molotov Shadowhunter on August 11, 2006, 05:39:00 PM
At least his grandma could spell her own name, pretty obvious you can't.

~Molotov
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kritik on August 11, 2006, 05:49:01 PM
I hate insulting you after defending my Granny, but... your avatar... so cliche!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on August 12, 2006, 01:14:23 AM
Cliche like your Kabal's name?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Salami on August 12, 2006, 02:50:50 PM
Pish posh! I know Evil Overlords sir, and you are most definately NOT an Evil Overlord. Balderdash! Humbug!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on August 12, 2006, 03:19:44 PM
Your advatar is so last centry...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kritik on August 12, 2006, 03:33:52 PM
You can't spell :D Century
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Salami on August 12, 2006, 03:41:20 PM
You should clean up your banner. There are red spots all over it.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on August 12, 2006, 05:31:01 PM
You should apreciate RAGE, especialy when it's all over people's banners...your not realy unspeakably violent, your just a violence poser.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Felix Faustus on August 12, 2006, 05:58:02 PM
bah! you are offline currently, pathetic fool!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on August 12, 2006, 09:23:25 PM
Yeah, well I wasn't online because I was totally eating a sandwhich- you weren't eating a sandwich, which means you weren't contributing to the economy, which is unpatriotic, which makes you a terrorist!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Felix Faustus on August 12, 2006, 09:40:38 PM
WELL I WAS DRINKING A COFFEE, PAH!

you are so nice i am afraid i cannot fault you, wait a minute! you are too good for your own good!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on August 12, 2006, 10:02:44 PM
WELL! I am so ofended.

Alfred the turtle dosn't like you. He's my pet turtle. I showed him a thread in which you posted, and he spazzed out.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on August 13, 2006, 12:52:08 AM
Your name contains exactly 4 vowels! Everyone knows cool people have 5+ vowels in their names.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on August 13, 2006, 10:09:18 AM
I am uncool which makes me cool, while you have 6 vowles, which is just tacky.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Felix Faustus on August 13, 2006, 06:45:39 PM
you are uncool which makes you cool which in turn makes you irreversably uncool, which makes you a fool
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Salami on August 13, 2006, 07:10:01 PM
You have an emo avatar. I can think of few more powerful insults.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on August 13, 2006, 08:52:43 PM
You don't understand that emo people have a purpose in our world too (Read: a good outlet to sell razors too)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kritik on August 14, 2006, 03:19:55 PM
You are so stupid that you don't know they share razors.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on August 14, 2006, 03:49:05 PM
You so stupid you couldn't even get into the Donnie Darko website!

http://www.donniedarko.com/
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on August 15, 2006, 11:51:46 PM
You like Donnie Darko!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on August 15, 2006, 11:56:58 PM
You don't like Donnie Darko!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kritik on August 16, 2006, 12:56:36 AM
You guys are talking about Donnie Darko!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on August 16, 2006, 09:57:17 AM
Your the 3ed person to mention Donnie Darko, which is totally not cool (Though being the fourth and first person to mention it is completely wicked pissa)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on August 17, 2006, 11:44:20 PM
You, sir, have been insulted by me thrice in one page!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Felix Faustus on August 18, 2006, 08:24:38 AM
you blasheme against our lord and saviour in your banner
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on August 18, 2006, 09:58:15 AM
You smell funny.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Felix Faustus on August 19, 2006, 02:25:21 PM
your avatar wears a gimp mask
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on August 19, 2006, 02:43:37 PM
Your advatar is an emo kid.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Felix Faustus on August 19, 2006, 04:22:30 PM
your avatar isnt an emo kid
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on August 19, 2006, 11:23:21 PM
Your advatar isn't a super-smexy nerdgasm inducing mandrake S&M queen.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Treg_pjwninaro on August 19, 2006, 11:30:25 PM
Your name has no underscore!!!!

All the kool kids have one 8)
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on August 20, 2006, 12:20:52 AM
Fool! It's cool to be uncool...when your in a pool...ummm...made of drool...and a spool...of yarn...

...wow...that insult sucked almost as much as your name...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on August 20, 2006, 01:45:03 AM
Heh, rhyming wannabe. I think that says it all about you.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Felix Faustus on August 20, 2006, 12:43:39 PM
Pah who would respect an evil overlord called "jimmy"!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Zany Reaper on August 20, 2006, 03:29:38 PM
Well, I don't know if I'd respect half of the corrupt staff members around here...  Not even James!

Pah!  Who'd respect a Kossack previously called Cossack?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on August 20, 2006, 11:52:27 PM
Pansy with your pink text...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Felix Faustus on August 22, 2006, 11:12:46 AM
bah pretencious macho man with your pitful tough guy text
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Molotov Shadowhunter on August 22, 2006, 11:19:24 AM
Silly people wasting their time insulting each other...

~Molotov
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on August 22, 2006, 11:34:46 PM
And yet here you are as well.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Molotov Shadowhunter on August 23, 2006, 06:21:38 AM
Quote from: Evil Overlord Jimmy on August 22, 2006, 11:34:46 PM
And yet here you are as well.
Wow, the guy's a genius!

Shame the sarcasm BB tags aren't working...

~Molotov
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Felix Faustus on August 23, 2006, 02:51:41 PM
Shame on you for insulting the above poster!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on August 24, 2006, 01:29:27 AM
You're not me, so you inherently fail at everything.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Molotov Shadowhunter on August 24, 2006, 04:39:27 AM
Heh, just as well he isn't you. The world is only just coming to terms with the first one.

~Molotov
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on August 29, 2006, 01:08:38 PM
Well at least *I* am not any of you...I'm not the best person in the world, but I'm better than you lot. See I'm in a gang, Yo. The Cat's Lint Brushes...yeah...we re ruff...were so so ruff we don't care that we spell ruff the wrong way. Yeah be-atch!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Molotov Shadowhunter on August 29, 2006, 02:54:53 PM
Quote from: Deamian on August 29, 2006, 01:08:38 PM
I'm not the best person in the world.
Shame on you.

~Molotov
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on August 29, 2006, 03:08:45 PM
Yo hoser! a kitten could take you down like pudding!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Felix Faustus on August 29, 2006, 03:16:43 PM
OMG! you fiend! warping a poor innocent kittens mind by making it rip people to peices.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on August 29, 2006, 05:18:32 PM
I have my penuts and cracker jacks, and I DON'T care if I ever come back! You just can't handle the truth!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Amberley Vail on August 30, 2006, 11:06:38 PM
You are the worst dark eldar player in the history of the game.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on August 31, 2006, 01:54:23 AM
You're a bloody hermit! GET A JOB YOU BUM!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on August 31, 2006, 08:57:31 AM
You begged to be a moderator- you didn't sacrifice little kittens to Timothy Leery like you should.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 1, 2006, 12:13:16 AM
Sacrificing kittens is a mercy after what you do with them!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Lord of Winter and War on September 14, 2006, 12:29:36 AM
Your mother was a hamster! and your father smelt of elder berries!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on September 16, 2006, 09:07:14 AM
I've seen bunnies more killer than you, and staplers more squidlike.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Molotov Shadowhunter on September 16, 2006, 03:05:15 PM
You degraded yourself as to insult Killersquid?

~Molotov
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on September 16, 2006, 09:26:58 PM
You are an idiot to insult me. Only idiots think I suck. I AM utter-fabulousness. I have a colorful umbrella, and I am 10 times more Kafkaesque than you are!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 17, 2006, 02:01:38 AM
You actually used the word fabulous?
Huh.
A little... *ahem* happy, are ye?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on September 17, 2006, 01:07:02 PM
You can't be a dude in musical thetre without being a little gay. You probably can't dance.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 18, 2006, 12:40:21 AM
You CAN dance! The woman's part, that is.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on September 18, 2006, 04:47:16 PM
You have been insulted numerous times by me, and only two types of people get insulted by me numerous times: Munglers, and dead Russian Czars...

Now your not a dead Russian Czar, so...
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 20, 2006, 12:33:28 AM
You're resorting to made up words to insult me? Man you're bad at this.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kjata on September 23, 2006, 05:19:59 PM
Your name is Jimmy!  Zing!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 24, 2006, 01:35:16 AM
Seer Fox may have saved your ass, but that's no reason for you to stare at his for hours on end!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: d_brierton on September 24, 2006, 10:41:10 AM
you degraded yourself to stoop to his level and use such profound language.

~dan

P.S. I'm no good at spelling so forgive me if something is a little off.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kjata on September 24, 2006, 01:46:13 PM
You don't even know what to put in a sig, so I wouldn't be talking!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Molotov Shadowhunter on September 24, 2006, 02:55:03 PM
You call that a sig?

~Molotov
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: d_brierton on September 24, 2006, 03:31:59 PM
You call that a sig?
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kjata on September 24, 2006, 04:14:56 PM
You're too stupid to come up with your own insults!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on September 24, 2006, 06:15:58 PM
You have anime people in your advatar.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Kjata on September 26, 2006, 12:39:31 AM
You spelled avatar wrong!
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 26, 2006, 01:28:05 AM
You DIDN'T spell avatar wrong.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Deamian on September 26, 2006, 07:25:57 PM
You haven't trained a Rabbit to hit an F sharp perfectly when playing Judas in Jesus Christ Superstar
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on September 29, 2006, 12:29:52 AM
You are a rabbit.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: jawmonkey on February 3, 2011, 12:53:09 AM
You are complacent.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: JamesBot 9000 on February 4, 2011, 09:46:41 PM
You're predictable.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: jawmonkey on February 5, 2011, 12:55:44 AM
You are neither a gentleman or a Mandalorian.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!! on February 5, 2011, 12:42:45 PM
You can not throw crap to save your life.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: jawmonkey on February 5, 2011, 01:12:06 PM
capes are lame.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!! on February 5, 2011, 01:43:12 PM
Sashes are lame.
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: jawmonkey on February 5, 2011, 02:35:13 PM
They're lame, and more importantly, pompous. ;)

I love your paint scheme, "The emperor's lasvicious lima beans"
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Nomsheep, the Modhunter. on July 27, 2018, 05:09:54 PM
You abandoned us all
Title: Re: Insult the above poster
Post by: Starrakatt on August 19, 2019, 09:03:34 AM
I personally and individually detest all of the above that dropped out.