Topic: A birthday to remember

[Starrakatt]

"Oh", he said. "That doesn't quite look like a third leg to me..."

"You sure...? Given it's big enough to necessitate a third pants leg I thought... Never mind, another mystery of generations of crossbreeding."

   Starky

[Sir Sam Vimes]

"Indeed is it required a third pants leg to accommodate... eh... it... however I severely doubt that... it... is designed for supportive purposes. I would sooner look in the reproduction department to verify what label we should put on... it."

[Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently)]

"Honestly, it looks like it'd be more effective as a club than for reproducing with anything smaller than a horse."

[blinky jungle(REM)]

When he sees a pretty lady one of his legs grow longer *laughs* Its the Stig.

[Starrakatt]

"Yo guys," interrupted Starrakatt, lifting a red cell phone, "I've just got wind of an awful Jimmy advertising in some Nearby Tavern, looks like they have a party out there, maybe we should make it quick while they are all busy elsewhere?"

[*The group reach the electrified and barbed double fence surrounding the building: There seems to be an alarm and there are robot dogs with sharp fangs patrolling inbetween - Beyond there is a parking lot with a flashing neon and some random vehicles...*]


"Crap, at this rate it'll take hours before we reach Jambob's place..."

   Starky

[Tyranid_Wannabe]

T_W recovered himself from Starky rupturing his reality

"Jeezus man, you must tell me when you do that. Lets save your apparations from body for some private us time."

T_W then looked at some vain simpleton who was throwing bombs and muttering to himself.
He then peered, and saw the simpleton had a name tag. Obviously to return him to nearby mental instiution for sheer retardedness.

"B..l..i..n..k..y" read T_W at a slow a deliberate pace. He then pulled out his harpoon and shot Blinky through the abdomen and then typing the other end to a pole in the ground - effectively chaining the mutt dog (well bar a harpoon through the body rather than a collar).

"Bad Blinky. Stay. Stay. Stay. Good boy. Now watch everyone before you post again"

[blinky jungle(REM)]

Nooooooooooooooo! What are you doing T_W? You're not answering I have to take evasive action *Throws grenade*. I was trying to have some fun.

[Tauir - "The Shadow"]

Tauir steps onto the floor, stolen Sword of Justice^tm (wonder from who...no one ever does ttat ^tm thing).

He shook his head at Blinky...damn dogs....

"Where to, lads?"

OOC: Sorry couldn't get here earlier...had some important stuff to do.

[Starrakatt]

"Aaah, this' Betty! Seems we're going to that ugly looking building beyond that fence, but we have that elctrified fence, robot dogs and surveillance cameras to vercome first... BTW, you DID bring a present, right?"

Nooooooooooooooo! What are you doing T_W? You're not answering I have to take evasive action *Throws grenade*. I was trying to have some fun.

*THIS IS A SERIOUS GAME - Mindlessly blowing up the place will just piss off players and get you ignored. On the other hand, if you PLAY the game as the propoer rpg it is...

   Starky

[Tauir - "The Shadow"]

"Weak...and yes, I did get a present...good..."

Tauir looked around, a bit confused.

"So, how do we get through? Got any more magic Starky?

Nooooooooooooooo! What are you doing T_W? You're not answering I have to take evasive action *Throws grenade*. I was trying to have some fun.

*THIS IS A SERIOUS GAME - Mindlessly blowing up the place will just piss off players and get you ignored. On the other hand, if you PLAY the game as the propoer rpg it is...

   Starky

OOC: There's plenty to do "inside" the game. Just play by the "rules" (wait, we don't have rules...) and you'll be fine.

[azore24]

Azore coalesced on a stool at the bar with a bottle wrapped up in gift wrap.  He saw that there was no bartender and sighed.

"Can anyone here make Dronk?  Seriously, what kind of tavern has no bartender?"

'Well,' thought the ascended being, 'at least I can see the old faces again and have a good Tavern Game for the first time in years...'

[ooc]Azore of Ath-Ron[/ooc]

[Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently)]

Jester looked curiously at the bar that appeared to have poofed into existence in the middle of...whatever exactly the place they were standing in was. Something parking lot-esque.

"Well, seems as good a place as any," said Jester walking to the bar, sitting down and grabbing a drink of his own.

[Raktra (So long, I guess)]

Raktra stalked behind the group with a puzzled look on his face, hand resting on the hilt of his cursed Soul Grinder blade.

"Erm... What?"

[Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently)]

"Don't question the magic transdimensional bar, just sit and drink until it disappears as unexpectedly as it came," said Jester, reaching over the bar and grabbing a drink to toss Trakta.

[Raktra (So long, I guess)]

OOC: Don't say toss...

Raktra caught the drink and sniffed it, taking a curious swig.
   "Anything stronger available?"

[Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently)]

Jester grabbed another bottle, pulled out a glowing pink vial from somewhere in his robe, and poured some of the contents in, glaring at the cap until it resealed itself before throwing it to Trakta.

[Starrakatt]

As some of the invited installed themselves to drink at the open air bar, the barkeep unlocked and opened, then closed and locked the backdoor and took place behind the counter, absently tickling a dead cat as bubbling drool dripped his chin.

Clearly, there was some commonality with Jimmy's family tree, but one had to wonder how that... individual could have made it this side of the fence.

"Ya gits aren'd ma friendz, only ma brudders are. An' sisders too. And mommies and poppies, anties and unclies an' allz da odders, yeaaahh..."

The babbling idiot had a strange expression painting itself on his face as he looked at Azore, Jester and Raktra... Something like malevolent and stupid glee: "Ya wanna know whads in dhis ya dringing?" as he lowered his free hand in his pants...

   Starky

[Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently)]

Jester draws his still dripping eviscerator and slams it on the bar.

"I would absolutely love to hear what was in these drinks."

[Raktra (So long, I guess)]

Raktra lifted his torso-sized fists onto the bar and rested his chin upon them.

"Come on then you short arse berk," he growled. "I'm dying to hear."

[Thalandir]

OOC: Blinky, cut out the random explosions. Play the game properly.

IC: At that moment, the door to the bar (the existence of which was still to be properly explained) and Thalandir stepped inside, huffing and puffing, as if he'd been running for miles, though truth be told it had only been a couple of metres.

He walked up to Starrakatt, nodding to Raktra as he did so.

"My good friend," he said. "I enjoy a good drink as much as the next fellow does, but really, shouldn't we be trying to get inside the building?"

~Thal