Topic: Nurgle's Wheel of Pestilence!

[Emperors Hammer]

I give you gonasephaherpalitus by infecting your significant other, murdering them, and then feeding you their brains on a silver platter.

[NecronCell2131]

Thanks for the welcome have a side order of Behçet disease on the house =D

[Only Slightly Crazy]

I transform you into Starky, then for you to make love to santcjud . (oh gods...... *bang* "And that children, is why we don't think about what we post in the Tavern games". )

[Starrakatt]

Yeah well, being only 'slightly human' gives you an extraordinary swallowing capability, too bad that Sanctjud's 7 appendages were so infectious as to give you a terminal case of Barrett Esophagus...

   Starky

[jawmonkey]

I give you a sloppy Monkey kiss, this strangely causes you to develop a serious case of swollen baboon butt.

[alerion]

and since your a monkey you catch ebola(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebola) from one of your monkey freinds

[dregogg]

youve got a nasty case of HIV from contact with those monkeys.

[Starrakatt]

Running nose for you, a chronical one, the worst kind.

   Starky

[NecronCell2131]

Some random hobo while rubbing up on you in the subway decided to yell into your ear at top volume. Besides a nasty stain on your jacket you get Acute Middle Ear Infection
symptoms

•Bleeding in the middle ear
•Inflammation of the ear
•Ear pain
•Pressure in the ear
•Drainage from the ear
•Hearing loss in the affected ear
•Fever
•Chills
•Irritability
•Nausea, vomiting
•Diarrhea

have a nice day

[Outsider]

you get chronic flatulence and irratible bowel syndrome from a McDonalds cheeseburger

enjoy life on the toilet! the poor fool sitting in the stall next to you suffocates on your horrible stench and your girlfriend suffers a similar fate.

nurgle wont let you die, so you go through an eternal life with this horrible condition... it gets worse when your colon gets gangreene and rots away

[BlackLegionaire]

You got syphagonaherpeaids from that hooker who reminded you of some cartoon that turned you on when you were a kid.

[jawmonkey]

I stick my finger in your KoolAid when you were looking the other way. You now have dysentery.

[Starrakatt]

How about red pox? Yes, a special order, revived just for you!

   Starky

[BlackLegionaire]

I am gonna hire a hooker to give you a lap dance, and during said lap dance I will have her fart in your face and give you pink eye.

[Only Slightly Crazy]

I will tie you down to a chair, place needles so that any movment will stab all over your body, and give you parkinson's.

[Jester (Hadn't Changed His Profile Recently)]

The only solution is Canceryphilis.

[jawmonkey]

I give you a big Monkey hug, my fleas transmit a personal favorite, bartonella quintana, or trench disease.