The Vortex Support Missile was designed as a more humane alternative than the Chuck Norris Support Missile.
The reason there are no more squats is because Chuck Norris ate every single one. At once.
Terminator armour is only 0.5% as hard as Chuck Norris's beard.
Chuck Norris Legs count as a Power fist, Power weapon, Force weapon, Close Combat weapon, Heavy Close Combat Weapon, Lightning Claw and leaves your opponent feeling like he has been repeatedly kicked through his painting desk.