Topic: Warhammer Chuck Norris Facts

[Talon Undecided]

The C'tan went into hibernation because they were too scared to face Chuck Norris.

[BearBitesHurt]

Chuck Norris once punched a Farseer so hard that Slaanesh got a black eye.

[The Voivod]

That's nothing. He once punched the eye of terror a black eye.

[Two Blades as One, Samurai Ichirou]

The two unkown legions and their primarchs were made from the DNA of Chuck Norris, they had to much power in them and eventually died.

Chuck Norris has no save. When he enters the battle, he wins.

The presence of Chuck Norris makes Orcs behave like the politicians at Westminster.

The secret behind the Land Raider and BaneBlades aromour is that hairs extracted from Chuck Norris' beard are woven into the plas-steel.

Chuck Norris sleeps with no stuffed teady bear, but the imperiums toughest titan.

[Talon Undecided]

Chuck Norris' tears can revive the Emperor, but it's a pity he never cries.

[Starrakatt]

Chuck Norris warcry is so terrifying that it makes the Nightbringer cower in tears like a baby.

   Starky

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chuck noris has 8 fingers each weilding a thunderhammer

[Starrakatt]

chuck noris has 8 fingers each weilding a thunderhammer

Ahem, a Strike First Thunderhammer, thank you very much.

   Starky

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A rending strikes first thunder hammer set with -2 to the save and ap 1

[Starrakatt]

A rending strikes first thunder hammer set with -2 to the save and ap 1

No-no-no-no-no... It ignore ALL saves, including INV ones. A Strike First, Rending, Triple Strength, Pinning (yes, even in CC), Auto-Hit, Auto-Wound, Titan-Killer Thunderhammer is a minimum. At least.

   Starky

[Jerseyboy381]

A rending strikes first thunder hammer set with -2 to the save and ap 1

No-no-no-no-no... It ignore ALL saves, including INV ones. A Strike First, Rending, Triple Strength, Pinning (yes, even in CC), Auto-Hit, Auto-Wound, Titan-Killer Thunderhammer is a minimum. At least.

   Starky

No, that's what his feet do in a roundhouse kick.

[Lonewolf]

A rending strikes first thunder hammer set with -2 to the save and ap 1

No-no-no-no-no... It ignore ALL saves, including INV ones. A Strike First, Rending, Triple Strength, Pinning (yes, even in CC), Auto-Hit, Auto-Wound, Titan-Killer Thunderhammer is a minimum. At least.

   Starky

No, that's what his feet do in a roundhouse kick.

No, his round house is an instantkilling, outright slaying, vortex, i dont care what kind of saves or special rules you have, you are sooo dead attack.

[4084595657]

A rending strikes first thunder hammer set with -2 to the save and ap 1

No-no-no-no-no... It ignore ALL saves, including INV ones. A Strike First, Rending, Triple Strength, Pinning (yes, even in CC), Auto-Hit, Auto-Wound, Titan-Killer Thunderhammer is a minimum. At least.

   Starky

No, that's what his feet do in a roundhouse kick.

No, his round house is an instantkilling, outright slaying, vortex, i dont care what kind of saves or special rules you have, you are sooo dead attack.

Once executed it opens up the entire warp....and Chuck Norris is the warp!?!?!?!

[Lonewolf]

I sometimes wonder how Chuck feels, when he reads all those facts 

Oh and Gork and Mork are Chucks left and right fist.

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chuck norris poops ngreater daemons of nurgle and he fried the squats.

[FifthWindDieGermanator]

I sometimes wonder how Chuck feels, when he reads all those facts  .

He was actually interviewed about it, and he says he feels honored about it.

[DA08]

Chuck Norris IS the emperor

[Chuckles, The Space Marine Clown]

In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future there is no Peace, no Respite, no Forgiveness. There is only Chuckles wink Norris.

When the Emperor created the Space Marines his idea was that the final stage in their creation is the implantation of a single one of Chuck Norris' beard hairs into their body. Unfortunately this stage has never been completed, because No-one. Touches. Chuck's. beslubbering. Beard.

Caliban's disintegration had nothing to do with the Lion or Luther. Chuck Norris farted.

[Lonewolf]

Chuck Norris once rebounded a Novacanonshot back to the capital ship with his beard. The crew was lucky, that death saved them from the revenge of Chuck Norris.

An'ggrath the Unbound once hit Chuck Norris with his axe and managed to split one of Chucks beard hairs 0,02mm. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked An'ggrath the Unbound so hard, that he was not only thrown back into the warp for 10000 years, but the impact also caused Khorne a headache from which he has yet to recover.

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chuch norris whuped the emporer and pwned the primarchs