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Community => Tavern Games => Topic started by: Butters on July 2, 2008, 09:43:08 AM
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like the tital says, insult the above persons avatar.
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Your avatar is like my male chicken exploding into your 'danger zone'..........
[I wonder how long this will last?]
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You avatar has fleas!
(Dunno but im sure the sticky said no more "_____ the above poster" games.
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You avatar cannot exist!
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Nor can yours!
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Your avatar is flying a cardboard box.
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your avatar is in black and white!
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You avatar blew up!
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my avatar is a picture of your avatar after being hit by a flashlight!
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Woof woof woof woof-woof woof...... take that.. SOLAR PUPPY has spoken.
:-)
My 7 Cents
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Your avatar licks it's butt more than mine.
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Your avatar has no hands....there for needs to use your monkey's jaw when it needs to 'relieve' itself...
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Your avatar is extremely clean, vaccinated, hygienic and smells nice...nurgle would not be pleased.
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Your photoshopping is horrible.
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Your Avatar is LotR. ;)
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Your Avatar's so fat, that when it walked past the TV, I missed the entire season of Mythbusters.
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Your avatar's part of a children's card game!
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Your avatar's a loser; I mean, c'mon he couldn't even hold Africa.
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Your avatar looks like a wannabe space man.
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Your avatar hasn't been changed in ages! It smells!
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Uhh, I don't think anybody would tap that.
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Your avatar is about as cute as Santcjud's mind.
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Your avatar has like nothing to do with ravens OR talons. Like, get with the program dude.
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your avatar looks like a guardsman who has had the bottom half of his leg chopped off!
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Your avatar is a weak bomb! Under a megatonne is not worth thinking about...
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well my avatar is overkill vs your avatar!
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If you've seen Archaon in action in a WHF battle you will learn the true meaning of overkill.
Your avatar cannot get through my 3+ ward save so it sucks!
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At least his is a photo..evidence of his coolness :P
Holy water kills you..
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Yo avatar is sooo ugly it looks like you've taken a picture of a rastafari dood and pasted a picture of yourself on it.
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Your avatar looks like the product of Godzilla beslubbering a porcupine.
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Yo avatar is sooo ugly it looks like one o' those freakish midgets who plant anal probes into random people when they're sleeping.
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Diablo. Another reason why anything Blizzard-related sucks.
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Your avtar is Pink. And Nurgle. There is nothing more to say.
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Your avatar looks like a homosexual, cape-wearing muppet.
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Your avatar looks like it made a wrong turn at Albuquerque and ended up in Roswell.
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Your avatar looks like a dad...one of those "I gather my friends up on weekends and we all dress up and pretend to be army commanders in very tight fitting uniforms and push plastic soldiers around a green 4x6ft table along with tanks and other useless, overpriced lumps of plastic and I love it" type of dads..
oh amphetamine parrot wait!
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According to your avatar, the only picture modifying program on your computer is MS Paint and you barely know how to use it.
oh amphetamine parrot wait!
So you do the dress-up-thing?
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According to your avatar, the only picture modifying program on your computer is MS Paint and you barely know how to use it.
oh amphetamine parrot wait!
So you do the dress-up-thing?
Yes...i do dress up. Although i am usually the damsel in distress. Also yeah i have paint nd am crap.
But anyway, your avatar looks like the bottom of a rocket....nd i hate rockets!
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Your avatar looks like a Cabbage Patch doll styled in the form of Twiggy Ramirez.
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Your avatar is smiling and looking at me like it wants to do unholy things to me while I sleep.
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Your avatar is extremely ineffective. I need an extinguisher.
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May i refer you to my previous post? :D Well...the one where i insulted your avatar :D
(PAge 2)
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And this is what they call evolution? From bad MS Paint stuff to a pic of a kid with a tasteless cap...
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There avatar changed...insult me now!
Your avatar is so wierd...that its infected mine
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Your avatar looks like it's copied straight from someone others'.
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Your avatar looks like it is a cheap imitation of mine...hmm...curiou s
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Your avitar looks like something dirty.
Oh! Two burns at once! Thats a twofer!
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You ruined our train of pictures, people would of seen that and thought...he's spamming. Then read the names and said...oh theres two of them. This makes you a bad person
the avatar is yours therefor its a bad avatar..
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Your avatar is common sense!
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Your avatar is too handsome! It makes me question my ideas about... nevermind.
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Thank you, but with your avatar, no chance.
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You'll get your probing either way, boy!
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But you can't find my arse!
And even if you could, you have no hands. ::)
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We don't need hands, we're telepathic! Don't you know anything?
Your avatar clearly doesn't watch X-Files!
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Your avatar's so ugly, that when it entered a haunted house, all the ghosts ran screaming out of the house!
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Your avatar does no damage to me if I pay 1 mana.
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Your avatar is the king of mediocre. Aliens? Please. :P
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your avatar should belong to a 14 yr old goth girl.
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Your avatar's telepathic ability is clearly limited, I see no levitating probe!
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We leave no evidence!
Your avatar looks smug!
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That's the idea, It has obviously worked, as your avatar is so taken by my avatars natural beuaty.
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Only as a prime specimen for horrific experiments. I think we'll try to breed you with a badger!
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Ahhh, but I have armour and a killer smile!
Unlike your squishy floating head!
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Slayer could kick ANYONE's ass. Even that handsome fellow in your avatar.
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Maybe so, but once that lovely lady in your avatar lays eyes on mine, your guy has no chance, funky hair or not. There's simply no substitute for cool shades and a lady killing smile.
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(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv258%2FSalaak%2Fbunkatanks.jpg&hash=c278f6f3e9f73235d0f604519468d92d66d3be06)
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Will the real Watty's avatar please stand up?
I notice you remain seated...also it smells :D I freshened it up a bit though
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Yo avatar is sooo ugly, it looks like three balls o' lightning up someone's a-hole.
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Dude if thats what your a-hole looks like then your in for a surprise...
But yeah, your avatar is a blizzard game, slightly hippocritical but 'nuf said
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Yo avatard is soo ugly, it still looks like three balls o' lightning up sopmeone's a-hole.
Plus it looks like a retarded Mickey Mouse.
(Honestly, I can't come up with anything else... :-\)
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Your avatar makes your post seem like a crappy sequal to your last post, much like burning crusade!
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Your avatar looks like the inside of Doctor Evil's athletic supporter.
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Your avatar looks like some form of vegtable...the mutated kind!
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And your avatar sir, looks pixelated!
I'd invest in some real editing software.
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Your avatar loses his hard-on when his tank disappears.
Shame shame.
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Flying AND shadow? How many forms of evasion do you need? ;)
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I'll take that as a compliment, you monkey man you.
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Your avatar derives it's power from swamps. Swamps smell.
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Your avatar is an evolutionary dead-end melange.
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Your avatar has obsolete armour when compared to mine.
And Talon, nice to see some other people know about Tank Men.
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You have AV10
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At least I have armour, and decent sight.
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Your thing under the picture is WRONG.
Why does this random thread have so many posts?? There must be only so many times you can insult someones avatar...
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Your avatar is black and white!
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As is yours!
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Your avatar is black and white!
Someone already said that. *sighs*
Your avatar is a cartoon.
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Your avatar may not be the common style of cartoon but it is indeed FICTIONAL!
- oh no he did not! mmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmm mmmmm
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Your avatar is Nurgle
Nuff said!
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Your avatar = bolter bait... and it's nurgle again, oldschool!
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Your avatar is moldy!
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Play the game, it's insults not compliments... sheesh...you Avatar can't do crap in CC.... I slap your bikes out of the sky.
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Your avatar is very clean and nice looking.
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your avatar is a cardboard box with tracks.
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Your avitar needs a bath.
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Likewise, also your in love with a mechanical egg!
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Your avatar is stolen!
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Yours is probably copyrighted...
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And I'm sure yours breaches some GW IP policy!
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your avatar doesnt have any eyes!
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I don't see anything about your avatar that relates to Catachans, Devils or snipers.
You should get something more representative.
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Well...
your avatar is a cheesie rip off from a true blue american poster!
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Hmmm, well your avatar seems to be compensating, if you catch my drift.
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Your avatar is a sucker for back to the future refrences.
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Your are a box
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And yours is just mundane...
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I dont know what that means...but your avatar is so bad that i am not going to look it up!
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You guys would have had better material if your avatars weren't drawn up on a Commodore 64.
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White background says enough
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I think your avatar need a doctor!
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I think your avatar needs an artist :o
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I think your avatar needs a smaller bottle of sleeping pills.
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Your avatar is spelled wrong
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Your avatar is dead.
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Your avatar is the exact opposite of a 'killy dude'
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Your avatar is the exact opposite of a "Tasty Sub"!
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Your avatar is one of the few things a venom cannon can kill.
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Your avatar means nothing to my railgun
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Your avatar is wearing lipstick even though he is a creepy old man.
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Your avatar needs an oil change
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Your avatar is a one shot kill for a railgun, mine on the other hand requires roughly 3.
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your avatar looks like some kind of funky porn star
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Your avatar is a weak Death Korps of Krieg pun
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Your avatar will likely die, like every other Batman villain. That and Jack Nicholson was a very good joker; despite the crappy movie.
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I've got nothing more to say for now, can't stop laughing every time you post and I see your Avatar, or what it's supposed to be.
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Yoo avatard is sooo ugly it looks liek a retarded clown that cries on the inside. All the time.
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Your avatar dies on the inside....just as Blizzard wills it.
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Your avatar resembles your head
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That's a compliment.... that paint your Avatar has on is actually shrinking your brain.
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Crap, forgot about your sick mind. Your avatar equals Disco
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Your Avatar looks like it has Saturday Night Fever.... the Nurgle kind.
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Your avatar is too clean to be Nurgle
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Yours is to dirty to be a human.
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Your is to retarded to be a tardbot
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Yours is Standard
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Yours is Tard
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Your avatar accompanies the text-book definition of 'Tard
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Yours is just butt-ugly.
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I'll get to yours when I can control my laugh
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Your avatar is the same color as an unhealthy sex organ.
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You avatar has no pupil in its eyes so it is blind!
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Your avatar got changed because people made too much fun of the other one!
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Your avatar has squishy eyes.
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All the better to peep through your windows while you sleep.
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Not after they explode from my handsomeness.
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Your avatar forgot Steve's birthday. Jerk.
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Shouldn't you guys at least consider temporarily switching out your avatars so there is something fresh to say about them?
I of course, will keep mine as is; letting the radiant glow of the monkey god bless all who gaze upon it [sigh, megalomaniacal smile, stare into space, basking in own monkey-glory]
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You avatar is too shiny. It looks like he needs to roll around in that thing he's trying so hard to push from his rear end. :o
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I'm pushin' out some monkey god blessing to throw at you; you can thank me later.
I wish your avatar's music could hold up to it's cover's awesomeness.
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Your avatar is fugly
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Your avatar is the same as gambling with a farseer
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Oh please, playing a game of spin the bottle with your avatar would be like Russian Roulette.
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Oh please, playing a game of spin the bottle with your avatar would be like Russian Roulette.
With a shotgun.
Yours would be spin the bottle with an alarm clock.
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Your avatar is doinga air hump.
There, I said it.
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You should have seen what I did in that costume...
See my response to you in the "be blunt" thread; I don't want to get banned for repeating it here, muppet.
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I have a sneaking suspicion that you never took that oh so shiny space suit off did you.
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Why, are you jealous?
It was a rental, but in my own little way it will be mine forever.
At least my avatar isn't cg.
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At least my avatar isn't made of gay.
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Why, are you jealous?
Ok Ill admit it. slightly.
My avatar isn't CG either. Thats actually me. You didn't think Rasmus was the only robot on here did you?
Dang Vampiric Ninja!
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So Rasmus made you? Everyone knows he's an AI construct hiding in a military mainframe making Necrons after dark.
Your avatar's movie will probably be dry.
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They didn't want to catapult your avatar in space for nothing you know
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Your avatar has it's arse whooped on a regular basis.
Although, not really, the Joker was cool.
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Your avatar don't seem to have any depth perception!
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Your avatar misses my current amount of posts, beat that
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Your avatar is dead.
How mean was that??
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Not.
Your's is non-existent and un-1337 like my post amount.
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You insolent...
Your avatar looks as if though his amount of Viagra outnumber his amount of food intake per day.
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Your avatar has a lion eating its arm!
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That was the lamest insult ever.
Sorry, had to get it out.
Lets see, your avatar is full of emotastic failures.
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Your avatar has an impossible anatomy.
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Yours is wearing a skirt.
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Yours is a robot!
oh wait.....
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Inncorrect; mine is a meat-based robot.
Yours is a small file resting in Pixar's mainframe, soon to be deleted to make room for a movie about talking turnips.
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Your avatar is magnetic.
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Your Avatar is set up to be shot in the face by 'big game hunters' who missed your shoulders....
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Is not.
Your avatar is sloppy with its eating, it has sauce on its cheeks.
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Your avatar was arrested for poaching lions, than brutally raped in prison.
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Your avatar was Rick Rolled.......by orks...
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I would so deep fry your avatar.
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I tell your Avatar to go hump some toasters.
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The Monkey God gets all "silverback" on your cute puppy.
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Who then spawns some Slurglings to return the favor, SOLAR PUPPY style...
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Oh Solar Puppy, I don't know who loves the other more... [sigh]
Unfortunately I break its neck while petting it too hard.
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Your Avatar is so brainless.... DA08 would be more amusing than you.
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That's because it is my real avatar; you can see me controling it on the screen in the upper left-hand corner.
Yours is not a puppet, so quit putting your hand there.
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I hump the cops arresting me, and then my jailmates, and when I am released due to extreme annoyingness (they would have killed me if they could, but I'm too powerful), I didn't hump you.
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Due to your pretty hair, I however, hump you; then your lion.
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your avatar is forever staring at something offscreen. what could it be?
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My humpish lion, dumbass, didn't you read his reply? Gosh!
Jawmonkey: who said something else? ;)
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Who said what? stop talking jibberish I can't concentrate due to that pretty hair. (that's your insult btw)
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Insult? I like my hair, I'm an elf damnit.
You really don't know much about elves do you? Oh of course you don't, you're a monkey in a suit.
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your avatar is black and white, mine is colour
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Your avatar-people wouldn't stand a chance in a fight vs mine.
I'm (after all) the Outerdimensional God of Blood and Shabby Lions.
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i would like to see your god face the might of sabbath and their psychotic legion of fans
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Pfah, mere mortals.
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It is a well known fact that Black Sabbath has achieved godlike powers through music, 4 gods against one, bring it on
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*Laughs even harder.*
You are cute, how much can you take up the rear before you start screaming in pain and how much before you faint of the horror?
Sanctjud and I have a bet you see...
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*Faints At the thought of and elf and nurgle daemon violating him*
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Not just elf. Vampire too. But foremost The Outerdimensional God of Blood and Shabby Lions.
Thank you... now that you have fainted I won't do things with you, you're just not that kinky-looking.
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An elf thats a vampire too, thats sooo hot.
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I know, too bad you're just a monkey. In a suit. ::)
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The Monkey God wears no clothes, I am in the upper left-hand corner, commanding my real-life avatar.
Your avatar however could be completely erased from existence through the use of white-out.
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Aha, it looks like a giant transforming robot toy. Ghey....
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Your avatar isn't cannon.
I"d tell you what I transform into, but I would get banned. (Monkey God ultra-mega-transform, go!)
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your avatar runs on electricity, a blackout could kill it
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Your avatar(s) are probably blacking out right now.
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really, from what?
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From the song "Iron Man"...
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Hmmm...
I would've guessed large amounts of drugs
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That came from your avatar.
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Swordmasters are better than White Lions. ;)
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Swordmasters are better than White Lions. ;)
Are not. They can't charge right out of forest, they die easily from shooting and foremost they aren't stubborn. But honestly I think they are just as good, just in different ways.
You don't seem to have read your High Elf.
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Hmmm, I've been away for a week and it seems this has degenerated into a general 'hurl abuse at each other' thread rather than what it is actually meant to be.
Up to me to save it!
Maiden_Ante, Your avatar lacks a background!
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Your avatar is in fact, not handsome.
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Well at least mine has kevlar!
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Now all there's left for it to do is become cool, an epic fail of eternity for you that is!
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And there's many things that yours needs to do, having a wash might be a good place to start!
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Your avatar lacks depth.
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Your avatar looks old. Besides, Finland does not have lions. Or royals, for that matter.
That makes you an Interdimensional Non-Lion Non-God.
Other than that, go Finland, go!
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Your avatar has a vagina between it's eyes.
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Your avatar seems to have a weak jaw.
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The bears on your avatar look retarded
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The face on your avatar looks retarded as well... wait a second, is that you?
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Your avatar is blurry.
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Your's sucks. End of story.
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Your sucks even since it got beaten up. ::)
Btw, don't ever say that in Finland... you'd probably be cut open. By me or someone else.
And you have a grammatic issue there I noticed. "Your's sucks... your is sucks...".
FAIL
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Your avatar and the word 'fail' scant millimeters from each other.
How very appropriate.
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Your skill at taking pics is horrifying.
SAtaNrky
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You have had that particular avatar for some lengthy time, kind sir, and I have yet to figure out what it is supposed to be, for it is butt ugly.
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Manga... need I say more?
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your avatar is wearing a crown....representi ng he is king of failure at the hands of....pretty much everything really.
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Your avatar represents the horrible destructive power of humanity to which has doomed us all to a wasteland future of damnation.
(Wait, was that an insult?)
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Your avatar has the same properties; although it flames differently.
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What is that, new age lamp?
Starky
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Hentai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I do run fast.
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well u do have either light clothing or lots of legs
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The text in your avatar is wrong. It's supposed to be:
"That which does not kill me, will first rape me. Then it will kill me."
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The background of your's is bland. Red with bodyparts all around would be better.
Starky
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Your avatar represents the horrible destructive power of humanity to which has doomed us all to a wasteland future of damnation.
(Wait, was that an insult?)
i shall use the horrible destructive power of mankind to blow up the above avatar.
there, happy now noseferretu?
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That looks like a bunch of puking, fire-breathing chickens stuffing grenades inside their mouths and walking with their tails stuffed beneath their ugly behinds.
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So that would mean your behinds are hanging off the tops of your avatar's heads?
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Your avatar is allergic to water!
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Your avatar looks like a metal dildo with wings.
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your avatars been used so many times everyone just thinks it's "dumb as hell"
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Your avatar is suicidal. A flame trooper wearing a cape? Ridiculous. Also, Scrin beat Nod hands down.
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Your's is dead.
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Your avatar is curently being dissected in area 51
and those are implants for sure
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Your avi looks like an ad for BBQ sauce
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Your avatar is wearing a dress.
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Your avatar represents it's owner.
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Your's dead.
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And you have run out of insults. Also, your avatar represents the general appearance of DnD and it's players to the female gender. It also indicates the fact that DnD players need surprise tactics (the Beholder ambushing the chick) to get near hot women.
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Your avatar had poor dental hygiene in life.
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Your avi is wearing a suit
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Yours might have a very large brain tumor; might want to get that checked out.
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Your avatar is a puppet
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Your avatar is flea ridden varmint wearing a hat! :P
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Your's miss some arms to play adequately.
Starky
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Your's has a few too many arms
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That racoon is a tempting target...
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So's that big fat eye, and I bet you will melt if I throw salt on you.
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You're avatar looks like a dumb monkey made of crappy medal plastic that was probably mad in china.
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You're sissy avatar is wearing a skirt.
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This is still going?
Well Jawmonkey, your avatar lacks muscles.
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Yours lacks a nose.
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That oriental guy caressing the robot has a forehead larger than the landing deck of the USS Nimitz
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Nice one though. Same could be said for yours.
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Yours has obviously been smoking too much and is about to fall over.
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Your avatar looks like a 3rd String Dragonball Z villain.
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Your's seems very well tame, yes...
Starky
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Yours is sucking in its gut.
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Looks like yours could do with losing some of his gut.
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Why exactly is your avatar wearing a wife beater?
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You avatar has a weird dude on a treadmill.
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Your Avatar is a poorly realized Goku wannabe.
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Your avatar serves others...
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Your's seems psychopathic, and enjoying it.
Starky
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Yours has bad dental hygine.
Custard
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Your's look sickly.
Starky
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I'm pretty sure your avatar has its colon on top of its head.
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Your avatar is old and boring, You need to change it!
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I work at a second hand store; I throw Naruto crap away because it doesn't sell.
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Your's seems psychopathic, and enjoying it.
Starky
...Yeah, point? 8)
Your avatar is so crap I can't even remember what it is to insult it.
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Your avatar is wearing old lady sunglasses.
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And don't they suit him so well.
Your just jealous they won't fit on your oversized monkey head.
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Your avatar is smiling because Mario jumped over him instead of on his head for 1UP.
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Your avatar feels ashamed becuase that was poor.
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Your avatar is wearing a silly hat!
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Your avatar's hat makes me want to shoot him in the head.
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Shame the enormous forehead in your avatar presents a larger and easier to hit target.
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Thats okay; the radio controls are in the torso; I shoot yours however and its time for brain pudding, yummy! :P
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A half competent avatar would have realised that, not only am I wearing a helmet, I also lack a brain, rendering headshots useless.
It's all about the cock and ball torture. (thats one for those of you in the know)
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I also lack a brain
No further questions, your honor.
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A curse or a blessing, depending on your point of view, and seeing how it's a 2 dimensional character consisting of 2 colours, it's probably a blessing.
Besides, I can rely on good looks, unfortunately yours can't.
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it's a 2 dimensional character consisting of 2 colours
Man, You're making my job too easy; better start using the "right to remain silent" before you get into more trouble.
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Hardly, It's nothing more than it's meant to be, a 2d character.
Besides, the more I do this, the harder you have to struggle to find ammo against me.
Something you seem to be doing just as planned.
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"I planned for you to use my words against me, Ha Ha!", I don't buy it; that alibi is about as weak as your avatar.
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Your avatar is being felt up by a large-headed Japanese man.
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People vomit down your avatar's jacket at parties.
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Your avartar is under the infuence of a huge forehead and thus cannot fend for itself.
Now your going to say that mines constapated or something...
Custard
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Did you paint that? I hope you didn't. I don't want to see the rest of you're guys if you did. I'll barf.
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May I raise a question as to why your avatar is holding onto a giant dildo...
Custard
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Your avatar moonlights as a telemarketer.
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Your avartar is a wanna-be Necron...
Custard
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Too bad your avatar won't be back.
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To bad your avatar is attached to the ceiling by a harness and cant go anywhere to begin with.
Custard
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To bad my 5" 10', 500lb avatar can crush your 3" tall avatar flat.
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Getting a bit handled by whitecollars? o.O.
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I am white collar (well lets say extremely light blue); why don't you put that mop down and come sit over here next to me? :-*
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Nah, you're creaky metal parts would rank up a stench.
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Your avatar's all talk and no mop action!
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Shame your avatar cannot think of decent witty comebacks. ::)
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That because I do the thinking for my avatar, its an avatar, durr...
Too bad your avatar can't get beyond two colors.
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Obviously you can't see, as I can spot 6 different colours.
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What an annoying smile...
Starky
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How's your "killer robot" going to kill anything without any legs?
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I almost vomited when I saw that monkey first time. Makes twice now...
Starky
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Your Avatar was stolen from the set of Lost in Space.
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Your's is choking in it's too tight collar: look, it's all blue!
Starky
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Carefull when winding your avatar up; you might strip its gears.
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Your tail is crocodile bait.
Starky
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Yours is doomed to obsolescence.
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Homer will forget to feed you.
Starky
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You seem to lack the ability to grip things.
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My Avvy do fine with it's pincers, thank you. And my, your's not very resilient, it's head came off very easily. Pincers ya see?
Starky
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Your is black and white! BORING!!
Mr. ZPS
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Your avatar is likely bling with that screwed up eyeball.
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Your avatar is.... uhh... your avatar is... damnit, it's perfect in every way!
Yeah...
Your avatar is too awesome. That's the only problem it has.
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Your avi would give Michael Jackson a seksi time
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Your avatar came to a tragic end (special No. #4) when investigating illicit triad activity.
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Your tail is hypnotising (like my Sig, watch it!) it hypnotises the person responsable for your keeping ie: homer, so the likelihood is you will die a slow and painfull death at the well manicured hands of starvation...
Custard
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An open mouth is an invitation for flies and other bugs.
Starky
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A robot with spanners for hands is good for nothing but painting...
Custard
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Stop screaming in that mike. We can't hear you anyway...
Starky
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Maybe your robot needs one of those analog adapters we'll all start needing for our old TVs.
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Maybe your monkey will need to just 'adapt' in order to survive.
Starky
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Your avatar is jealous of my amazing typing speed.
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Your avatar is kinda cute!
Cute = EVIL!!!
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Follow the rules! No compliments.
Your avatar in an ineffectual throwing star (no high explosives attached).
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Your avatar is essentially a slave...
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Yours promotes a different, even more sad form of slavery; one where you create your own chains, pathetic.
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Actually it promotes the breaking of chains. ;)
And your avatar, while amusing, still hurls amphetamine parrot for fun...
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Your avatar lacks the basics of the English language.
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Yours lacks a nose and only has two large teeth; one on top and one on the bottom.
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It's all I need babe. ;D
Yours is searching furiously for another avatar to replace itself so it doesn't feel inferior.
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No, my avatar is typing up your avatar's obituary; Mario is one level away from jumping on your head (1UP!!).
dut,dut,dut, da, dut, da, dut...
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Its only a matter of time until your avatar gets teen-pop sensations cramp from typing so much...
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Its only a matter of time before you lose your train of thought... what?
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It's only a matter of time before Homer bite off that tail you toss under his nose.
Starky
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Your avatar uses Windows ME. :o
I'm sorry, that was probably going too far; mods, please don't ban me.
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Your avatar is obsolete as it's still using a type writer.
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Your avartar is obselete, its black & white.
Custard
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There's still flies entering your mouth.
Starky
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Your avatar has no independant function...
Custard
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Yours seems to be having trouble with its gastro-intestinal functions.
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your avatar seems to be haveing problems using the space bar.
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Yoursisboringanddul l.
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Your avatar may be typing but for some reason he doesnt seem to be typing anything...
Custard
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Your avatar can't move.
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(Nor can your sig...)
Your avatar can't blink.
Custard
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Your avatar lacks pupils.
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Yours doesn't even have eyes.
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Who needs eyes when I look so damned good anyway!
Yours features Homer's crotch, never a good thing.
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Your avatar is so boring we are all running out of things to say about it, you should change it.
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Your's gets boring too. It's just a monkey. Sheesh...
:D
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Why is your avatar dressed up like a chick?
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I believe I once saw your avatar masturbating in front of a group of schoolchildren at a Zoo.
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Your avatar lives to serve.
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My avatar is just another working simian, trying to make his way in the world.
Your avatar is Yugi-Oh. Is anything else required?
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Didn't I beat you and steal your food; don't you ever make eye contact with me chimpy!
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Look whos talking you frickin chimp.
<- betcha can't insult that.
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Head, eyes, and breasts are completely out of proportion; thus the subject has a small brain, eyes that are too large to be functional, and breasts (believe it or not) do not look like basketballs, rather a pear/tear drop shape. I would have drawn a larger gun, made her hands a little bigger, drawn the epaulets differently, I would also have added the personal plate/shield that officers wear over their collar bone (that gives an inv. save- no sense losing such a hottie), trench coat not bulky and billowy enough...
and I prefer brunettes. :P
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How dare you insult the commisar you monkey avatar person.
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Your avatar is probably a slag. :D
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Probably, but yours is a disc of some sort.
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No an eye!!!
Your avatar has small writing that is un-seeable
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Your avatar is an eye? Piss poor excuse for an eye.
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Your avatar is an face? Piss poor excuse for an face.
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Copycat...
Not suprising, since you avatar has no brain.
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At least he's not pulled over by suspicious cops at every corner.
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Is your avatar some from of cyber cop? He looks very suspicious.
The character in your avatar is black and white. Dull.
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Your avatar is covering up herpes with that head wrap.
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People excrete all down your avatars Tux...
Custard
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Your painted with excrement.
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You throw excrement.
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Yup...
[Throws poop at your lame avatar]
(that was your insult; can't get more direct than that!) ;D
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Your avatar spends way too much time on the internet, as it is always the last one when I check this thread.
Also, I believe it's angling it's body away from the viewer to hide it's swollen, red, monkey ass.
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Umm I believe it's angling it's body away from the viewer to hide it's swollen, red, monkey ass.
Fear my 1337 copy & paste powers!!!!!!!!!!!
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Your avatar isn't aerodynamic enough to be useful.
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Your's is a prime fail and abuse of copy and paste.
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I don't know what you mean...
Your avatar's show is in a serious downward spiral.
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Your avatar isnt in a show!
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Your's really isn't worth wasting time to put down any more, you should change your dull avatar.
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I only got this yesterday!!
Your is much older!
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The Simpsons shall be known as classic pop-art icons at par with Andy Warhol; your avatar will forever be mistaken for a throwing star of the incompetent pink pansy ninja clan.
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Unless you are in Japan where everyone know and respects the show!!!
where as in Japan they dont undersatnd the Simpsons!
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Your avatar lack's independant function.
Custard
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Your avatar looks like a lesbian receptionist.
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you avatar is crossing a waitor with a monkey with a buccanneer, all of the no match for cheese mixed with that fizzy drink over their...as we all know when cheese is mixed *is stabbed by someone who wants to get one with the game*
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Yours will meet an untimely demise at the hands a small child.
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on the screen the hamster in my avatar is bigger than your monkey, and beleive me, the guy in my avatar really does deserve the name of velocihamster.
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When my dog ate your mom she started with the bottom, finishing the head last.
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Funny, that's exactly how things went with your avatar's mom...
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Your lower torso (after the transplant) was used to make a costume for a used car salesman.
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If i must insult your avatar again you have the lower half of a man i belive is homer simpson a very ugly sight indeed.
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Your avatar...lacks...*drool*
But seriously, I'm into brunettes, so your avatar lacks any appeal.
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If you tried to auto correct your avatar in Photoshop it would erase it for you and replace the image with the word "fail".
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Whats that pile in your avatar? The growing list of epic fail that is your 'insults' ?
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That pile is what I like to refer to as ammo...
[throws poop at your stinky avatar]
That is your insult.
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Oh God, the wit is killing me, however shall I retaliate?
My stunning good looks deflect your 'crappy insults poop'.
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If your avatar has stunning good looks then why does it hide its ugly as beslubber face behind a visor?
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You avatar looks like a cowardly Wizard of Oz character.
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Your avatar looks like a monkey in a suit... Oh wait... Damn... I can't touch that...
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Your avatar's last attempt at an insult is what we like to refer to as epic fail.
That said... what is that thing? An owlbear?
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your avatar looks like a flying wizard of oz character.
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Your avatar's last attempt at an insult is what we like to refer to as epic fail.
That said... what is that thing? An owlbear?
I'm sorry but when you've just smoked a rather large pipe of herb, it is absolutely impossible to insult a monkey in a tux...
And the thing in my avatar would be the Conquering Lion of the Tribe of Judah...
EDIT: Forgot to insult the one above me... Your tits are obviously implants.
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says the angry kitty flag.
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I'm not so sure your commissar is actually holding a gun...
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I'm sorry but when you've just smoked a rather large pipe of herb, it is absolutely impossible to insult a monkey in a tux...
And that my friends, makes him cool...apparently.
Jawmonkey, your avatar hasn't seemed to have realised the slave trade was abolished 200 years ago.
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Mr.Tanks your avatar is simple...
is what we like to refer to as epic fail.
..That's what she said! ;D :D ;)
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'your avatar is not allowed on this ship because it doesnt have crazy enough hair'
-littlekuriboh, with a little editing from me.
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To your mouse avatar i say one thing.
Mousetrap.
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Your avatar would love all the filthy things I'd do to her.
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Looks so civilized, but he still throws poop...
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You have a poop obsession. This is... unhealthy.
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That bowtie looks unhealthy; I think its cutting off your circulation.
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To paraphrase ZZ Top: Every girl is crazy for a sharp-dressed monkey butler.
Your avatar would dress the same way if it wasn't manacled to an archaic mechanical contraption.
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Whats that I spy? Oh yes, the lack of background your avatar has.
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Whats that I spy? The lack of originality your avatar has...
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Your avatar got chopped open on a stone table in that Narnia movie. Like a punk!
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Your avatar isn't in a movie!!
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I work at a second-hand store; we throw Naruto away because no one will buy the junk for a dollar.
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your monkey just wrote shakespeare.
I call plagiarism on your avatar!
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Your avatar gives everyone a headache and dizzyness.
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your avatar looks like a rogue from blizzard! boooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooo!
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Your's like My meal.
Starky
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Your avatar isn't in a movie!!
My avatar isn't in a movie? Don't you recognize Lindsay Lohan when you see her?
To the poster above...
Your avatar doesn't have elbows.
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Your's aven't either after I've finished with it.
Starky
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Whats that I spy? The lack of originality your avatar has...
Coming from the man who's taken a flag as his?
Starky, your avatar can be toppled easier than a Terminator.
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Unfortunately the tankmen lack noses...
Custard
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Meh, your's lack a body.
Starky
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Single eye = limited feild of vision...
Custard
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Is that a mike boom or a feeding tube?
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It's a penis holder.
What's your monkey typing? A suicide note, I hope.
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It's a penis holder.
Oh... that hit hard...
That head is shaped like a melon... Perfect for smashing!
Custard
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Wait, your nose is a set of twigs and berries!
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Well, that nose is well suited to being bitten off by a rabid dog.
Starky
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As is that brain, which also appears to be of mere cosmetic value.
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The beasty's or the girl's?
Your avatar lacks the brAINS TO SEE THE DIFFERENCE.
Starky
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your potentially arousing avatar is ruined by a chick in a bikini.
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Seriously, your avatar caption says it all...
your potentially arousing avatar is ruined by a chick in a bikini.
You find generic monsters arousing eh?
Custard
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Your avi looks more like Major Mustard than Captain Custard
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Thats good ;D, since Major is a higher rank than Captain in the guard and I dont like Custard :P...
Due to that praise, have a mild inslult:
Your avatar reminds me of this (http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s241/dsugerman/moronOMG.jpg) guy...
Custard
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YE GODS!!! AAARGH!!!
*pokes out newly inserted glass eyes*
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Darkwing Duck? So nineties... ::)
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Your avatar is 19th century imperialistic britons in space. T0t4li unc001.
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your avatar looks like a gay highwayman.
(I've got no problem with his romantic inclinations, but robbery is not cool!)
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Your brainwaves are so very inconsequential...
And welcome to the Tavern Mockingbird! :) Now lets see if you will survive the first week.
Starky
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Your avatar suffers from an overcrowded mouth and severe dental heath, too many wisdom teeth in there...
Custard
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Your own finally get the use of that penis holder...
Starky
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Your avatar is a distant relative of Michael Jackson.
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Your avatar is you wearing a teatowel around your head...
Custard
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You avatar looks like a sewer.
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No, my teatowel wearing freind, that lovely garment you are wearing must be strangling your brain, this is a sewer:
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftechyum.com%2Fsewer.jpg&hash=5186537a2fa57c5d4a3337347f97bf6b05c326a6)
Custard
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I know exactly how you found that interesting "brown" wash for you avatar.
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No wash on there actaualy...
That tail of yours is an enticing target for Japenese Tourists...
Custard
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Your avatar looks tired, is it past his bedtime?
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Your avatar looks... Ah beslubber it, I lost my train of thought...
Your avatars mum... Yep thats right be-atch I went there...
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A flag, with 5 colours! How exiteing!
Custard
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A hobo who lives in a sewer and has acquired a food tube. How exciting!
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A model with 5 different shades of the same colour! How interesting!
EDIT: DAMN YOU! That was meant for Custard!
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Pedobear in a flag, how exciting!
[]iCustard[/i]
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An open mouth... What does Pedobear do with those again?
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No clothes, what does pedobear do when that happens...
Custard
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Your avatar has paper armour.
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No, silly that was in 3rd ed...
And damn me, a 5+ save is better than a teatowel.
Custard
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I only wish the new cover rules meant we could actually cover up that horrible paint job.
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What if I turn him the other way...
That Monkey's tail looks like a Pretzel dog... (http://www.auntieannessf.com/portals/0/menu_image-2.jpg) and we all hate Pretzel dogs...
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Tell your avatar to quit shouting; they cancelled Golden girls, deal with it.
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Little does your avatar know that I rubbed my taint on his pipe.
Hey Starrakat, how come you never welcomed me to the tavern?
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Why, I do now: Welcome dude. ;) Don't take it bad. I try to keep track of newcomers and greet them all but I may miss people sometimes. After all, there's a lot of people on this site. ;)
And now for our main feature:
You avatar lack of serious.
Starky
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Why Starky, your avatar seems to lack a penis to penetrate that poor girl.
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Mr Tanks, it seems your avatar is a lego rapist!
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Your avatar may or may not have the equipment to rape anyone. I think I'm going to start a thread on the Background Forum...
Do orkz have wedding tackle? I don't think so.
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Thats what keeps the Orkses Mad!
The kid who Photoshoped your avatar got a fail.
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Your avatar is a copy from a cartoon with medicore (at best) comedy.
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi148.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fs16%2Fr3v3r3nd_album%2Ffail1.jpg&hash=cd8c7f567fafc7e28d5228d98105074b62932872)
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Your avatar wraps herself up to better smell her own farts.
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Your's have an oversized head.
Starky
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Yours is going to eat the wrong thing one day and aliens will pop out of its chest.
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Which are you talking about: The beauty or the beast?
Your's only reflect your lack of precision.
Starky
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Hey quantity or quality buddy! (quantity pays better!)
The alien, the chick is dinner, obviously; oh neither are drawn the way I would have preferred.
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Your monkey is trapped in an endless cycle of mindless typing it seems...
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Only for another million years; Next codex, your avatar will only be in black and white and so small you can't make out the detail.
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If your avatars feeble monkey brain can process that!
We'z da orks, we do what we likes wif readin' (krump it)
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Your avatar has a freakishly disproportional head.
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Your avatar flings poop at dinner parties
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Your's is just waiting to bow down to a bigger ork.
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Your's is gonna die from all that black phlegm in his lungs
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Much could be said the same for yours, except that black phlegm is also growing on the outside of your body as well.
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Mine's supposed to be like that though :D
Yours has a banana fetish
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How's it feel knowing that humies routinely kill your kind with flashlights?
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Same could be said for you.
How's it like getting manacled to the typewriter?
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I can still throw left handed space elf! go taste the rainbow!
[throws poop at you]
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Your avatar is currently typing up a false, female 40k forum profile to bamboozle lonely nerds.
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Your's type like a drunken monkey. Yeah, thats it, a monkeigh...
Starky
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Your avatar has a lisp and doesn't get invited to parties.
@IMonster Pee Rain: I swear I will never pose as a woman... here; in the real world... there better be a five figure check involved, then all bets are off!
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Put one hundred thousand monkeighs in a room with computers and one of them will write you a Shakespeare play.
Your, however, wrote Harry Potter...
Supercalifragioulis ticaristophitical.
Floccinaucinihilipi lificationly.
Insurmountablyvisly .
Incomphrensively.
Incomparably.
Legendary.
Positively.
Indeed.
Quite.
Yes.
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(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi184.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx187%2FStarrakatt%2Fundeadduck.jpg&hash=a14c709327323d46ecf2590a171ff41f8bcad2ef)
Looook at thaaat! Your's under the makeup?
Starky
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Your avatar has one eye. Ha ha :P
Supercalifragioulis ticaristophitic al.
Floccinaucinihilipi lificationly.
Insurmountablyvisly .
Incomphrensively.
Incomparably.
Legendary.
Positively.
Indeed.
Quite.
Yes.
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Your's hide it's ugliness under a veil.
Speculativelicatrio ustiphallicallous.
Superblivalistriacu ouslatively.
Supernaturalistical ly.
Overtliciously.
Salaciously.
Frankly.
Err...
No.
Starky
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Your's...doesn't.
Supercalifragioulis ticaristophitic al.
Floccinaucinihilipi lificationly.
Insurmountablyvisly .
Incomphrensively.
Incomparably.
Legendary.
Positively.
Indeed.
Quite.
Yes.
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Tea... Towel...
Horrorcalifragiouba llisticaliphiloshop icalretrebutionethi calhydrofoilesophic alakreigahammerexel entiesigaphysical.
Custard
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Your avatar looks like a banana smoothie gone horribly, horribly wrong...
Hey, my "tea towel" expresses my beliefs...
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Your avatar looks like a Tea Towel gone horribly, horribly wrong...
Horrorcalifragiouba llisticaliphilo shopicalretrebution ethicalhydrofoileso phicalakreigahammer exelentiesi gaphysical.
Custard
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Something, or someone, is doing something to your avi's lower half of the body. Hence the... odd facial expression.
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You too, sir, have a constantly open mouth.
Starky
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As do you, young squire. Both of them.
Now, I can't for the love of me decide into which one I would like to stick my most holy treasure.
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This?
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.birthdayinabox.com%2FBIABviewLarger%2FInflHammeralt3.jpg&hash=094e1876e8f4078656c392670da74e670d6bf98d)
Custard
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You avatar is in need of a tea towel.
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You appered to have changed your name... Your right it makes him look completely badass...
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm4.static.flickr.com%2F3009%2F2828450854_935b6c4320_m.jpg&hash=e393fa19e2c91fdb98d1a2b9106da0e924290e23)
Your avatar's tea towel is nothing compared to my one's...
Custard
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Your avatar teethyness is so far behind mine...
Starky
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Seriously, if that isnt a brain tumour, I dont know what is...
Custard
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Your avatar is covered in rotting custard...yuck.
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I didnt say your name looked badass, I said, that my ausome teatowel avatar was badass...
You Fail at Failing...
Custard
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I insult your avatars "make up" with my avatar. :D
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I insult your unwillingness to buy a real gun and settle for that Airsoft replica. :P
I would also like to add that I would be changing my name as fast as you, but i'm keeping that thing exactly the same, for like... ever.
Custard
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I insult your avatar because it is in the Imperial Guard.
I insult your ignorance to the fact that I live in a civilised country where buying guns such as a real AKS74 is illegal.
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You say you dont like Custard, that packs been opened...
I too live in a Civilised Country, but I would still love to purchase an AK-47 for £15 in an Afgan Bazzar...
Custard
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Your avatar has the bubonic plague and an STD. AT THE SAME TIME.
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Thats leathers under there isnt it...
Custard
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Nah it's Spyder stuff.
Your avatar is boring.
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And I'm keeping it that way, its like my... 4th ever Avatar on these Forums.
That ski suit looks rather tight around the middle dont you think...
Custard
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Yeah, I'm concealing a video camera and bottles of water underneath.
Your avatar knows all about concealed water...
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Yeah, I'm concealing a video camera and bottles of water underneath.
What, now? That picture is live?
That obscure pose makes me belive you where hiding some thing behind your back... A hooker perhapps?
Custard
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Funnily enough, on that day I did see some women dressed rather...like a hooker type person.
Your avatar would need a hooker.
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Why do you think he has that facial expresion? ;)
Your avatar cant afford a Hooker...
And I declare this: The Custard & Flonky & a little bit of Starky page...
Custard
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Of course. I'm a minor, at school. I have no monies.
Your avatar has two rotting teeth.
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So does yours...
Nor do I have monies.
Custard
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Your avatar is plastic and thus has no personality.
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Prove yours isnt...
Custard
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28th Page!
Silent screamings on that holder cool isn't.
Starky
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Your avatar is almost as dull as your abuse of creative font elements; now if the alien was animated to chomp the girl in half...
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You can talk about dull avatars... That monkey is getting rather boring...
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So says the lion that's on an acid trip.
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Isn't your avatar a symbol for an artist formally known as one of the artist formally known as Prince's backup singers?
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Your avatar is so lame it's replaced my witty insult with fail due to it's contagious suckyness.
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So says the lion that's on an acid trip.
Actually a lion on an acid trip is one of the least boring things I can think of...
Anyway back to it... While your avatar is wearing a tux and is therefore classy as hell, it is still a chimp...
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So says the lion that's on an acid trip.
Actually a lion on an acid trip is one of the least boring things I can think of...
In fact, if there was a TV show where they followed a Lion on acid around 24 hours a day I wouldn't miss an episode.
And then: Unless it is your avatar on the show.
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Yours would be similar to a Monty Python animation, but it wouldn't even be funny.
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Yours would be similar to a Monty Python animation, but it wouldn't even be funny.
You're monkey is pressing the same buttons over and over again like a dumbass.
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Your avatar assists in prison rapes.
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Yours has no legs and a swollen head.
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your avatar is typing an article for Cosmo.
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Whatever pays, your avatar can't type and is more of a slave to the man.
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My avatar dips his monkey balls in every drink before he serves it.
Your avatar's article is "100 Ways to Please Your Man: How Jawmonkey Does It"
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C'mon, your avatar is too drunk for even accomplish that correctly.
Starky
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Your avatar is still badly edited. C'mon, haven't you taught your kids how to use PhotoShop properly?
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Your avatar came to an untimely demise investigating a triad drug ring operating out of a local restaurant; only to be turned in special number 5.
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Your avi's tv show is still running strong, but sadly the gags aren't as many as they used to be back in the day.
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Your avatar looks like a Puerto Rican pimp.
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Yours looks like a Guatemalian pimp
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Your avatar is still badly edited. C'mon, haven't you taught your kids how to use PhotoShop properly?
The only thing edited in there is the black frame as opposed to white.
Your avatar is too clueless to edit any pic properly. (Maybe I should send you my avvy to see what you can do with it, heh? :P)
Starky
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No can do, bicoz I is 2 lazy. And weren't I lazy, then I'd have to much work to do anywais, but tanx, aniways.
:o :o :o :o Yuor avitar SUX :o :o :o :o
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Your avatar fled be4 My wrath, running offline in fear of Me posting.
Coward the Duck.
Starky
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Your avatar is the character in those stories aimed at scaring little children.
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My, thank you!!! ;D
Your's seems more... disturbing to me though.
Starky
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Your avatar should never have left the world of Japanese tentacle porn...
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Yours should have never left it's intended country.
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Yours looks like the baby that would be born when Starrakat's Beholder gets done raping that broad.
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Yours is what happens when donkeys grow up realizing they're a mistake.
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Yours is what happens when donkeys grow up realizing they're a mistake.
Ok, either this r some serious fail or you are just too brilliant for me to understand.
Your avatar looks like an over-used glory hole.
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Your's is an insult to any Creationist.
Starky
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So is yours!
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So is yours!
Well no... I would think that creationisms mainly redneck following would be rather attracted to the idea of Jesus with a shotgun...
Anyway, your avatar looks like it should be a villainous sidekick in a James Bond movie.
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Your's, since not brtish, is probably the bad guy who hired him and thus, the loser.
Shotgun Rule!
Starky
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Jesus is made up. He is fictional! :P
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As are you, cyber-figment of the Internets!
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Your avatar make all threats that you could ever come up with somewhat hilarious.
Starky
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Your avatar died for a lost cause... :'(
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Your avatar never lived for any cause...
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Your avatar is on snowblades. Nuff said.
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Your avatar isn't.
Dude, insulting snowblades is like saying snowboarding it worse than skiing. Wrong.
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Your avatar isn't.
Dude, insulting snowblades is like saying snowboarding it worse than skiing. Wrong.
Your avatar is under the impression that freezing one's balls off on some god-forsaken mountain is fun.
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Hey, whoa. Flonky probably doesn't have balls...
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Your avatar is a pixie... And doesn't get the rules of the game...
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Your avatar is the flag of some minor bananana republic ;)
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Hey, whoa. Flonky probably doesn't have balls...
Hey, just 'cos you don't doesn't mean I don't, bastard. ;D
You avatar practices voodoo, you pagan!
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Your avatar is the flag of some minor bananana republic ;)
Actually its not the flag of a country at all... ;)
Your avatar is wearing a silly hat Flonky... Remove it at once!
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Your flag is wearing a silly cat! Remove it at once!
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Your avatar's hat should be removed with a shovel.
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I congratulate your avatar on being a fine waiter. Unfortunately, it does not pass it's training seeing as it is butt ugly.
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Your avatar was left behind on Hoth because no one could stand to look at his goofy hat any longer.
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Your avatar seems to be the missing link between monkeys and retards
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Your avatar is late for it's L.A.R.P. How are the Malkavians doing, ya fruit?
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Your avatar has jumped the rung of evolution too early.
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Your avatar's resistance to change is one reason why its on the downward spiral for extinction.
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Getting chained to a typewriter speeds up Darwin's proces...
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Which Rocky Horror Picture Show character is your Avatar dressed as?
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Which Planet Of The Apes character is your avatar dressed as?
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What a nerdy avatar. What kind of flag has a displacer beast on it?
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What kind of avatar has an inbred monkey on it?
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Your avatar lacks a sophisticated vocal system.
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Your avatar is definetally not handsome.
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Your avatar has ridiculously oversized... shoulder pads.
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yes and your avatar is a monkey nuff said.
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Your avatar lacks anything to do with destruction.
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your avatar lack anything to do with tanks.
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Your avatar has nothing to do with Commisars.
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Your avatar is likely a subconscious representation of yourself (much like mine).
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Your subconscious representation of yourself is going to get mouth cancer! :D
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Yours will look back on its life and realize a cart with wheels could have accomplished the same thing.
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Yours will look back at it's life and realize that it had Homer's bunt in his peripheral vision the whole time.
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Yours is waist-deep in snow.
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Yours will soon be suffering from a crippling case of carpal tunnel.
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yours..... is oh so plain black and white not so good
Your avatar has nothing to do with Commisars.
But she is a commisar?
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She looks like she should be walking into a bachelor party and say something like "You have been found guilty of cowardice in the face of the enemy and sentenced to death! Just kidding, let's party! Tee hee hee!"
By which I mean she's a stripper/prostitute.
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Rocks have been known to serve better alcohol than your avatar.
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Well, atleast they have a personality, unlike yours.
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Your avatar is an anthropomorphic garbage can raider.
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She looks like she should be walking into a bachelor party and say something like "You have been found guilty of cowardice in the face of the enemy and sentenced to death! Just kidding, let's party! Tee hee hee!"
By which I mean she's a stripper/prostitute.
\
you wish.
yours is ugly.
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Yours looks like she's five minutes away from getting her eyes glued shut by Peter North.
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that's funny, I was going to say the thing about yours.
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Your avatar is a NAMBLA member.
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That's more true for yours. And it's also part of the LPCE.
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LPCE? If you countered NAMBLA with that I'm afraid to google it.
Your avatar looks like a goth girl's trapper keeper.
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There's been a poll; you need to change your boring avatar. We can no longer come up with things to make fun of and are afraid of repeating insults.
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excuse me jawmonkey, but werent you talking about yourself?
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looks like that thing just crawled out your rear orifice
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I just pulled out of your mom's rear orifice.
Ok, well that wasn't really having anything to do with your avatar...
Your avatar's armor is to scanty to be effective.
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Your avatar lives in snow.
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Your heart si black and rotten.
Starky
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And Jesus just impaled his own neck with a shotgun...
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Green is the most vile of colours!
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Your avatar is homeless.
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your avatar looks like a reject from planet of the apes/lost in space
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Your's should wear a bra. Really.
Starky
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I didn't know Jesus was a Packers fan (e.g. the cheese head).
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Your avatar is a faux smoker.
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Your's have the teeth dust crammed for always showing them up.
Starky
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Your avatar is holding something that hadn't been invented when he was around.
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Same could be said for you.
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I think that chimps and drink trays exist at the same time...
Your avatar looks like the floor in the Shower Scene from Carrie.
Plug it up! Plug it up!
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Your chimp couldn't tell the difference between champagne and sparkling white wine.
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Your avatar is doomed to an eternity of moving his fingers up and down the same keys of a typewriter.
Forever! Buahahahahaha.
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Your's always pouting.
Starky
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your avatar is not historically accurate we all know Jesus was Black (sorry just got done watching boondocks)
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Time Travel is a nice thing isn't?
Oh, and you're still not wearing a bra. You should.
Starky
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Man, Jesus is lookin' a bit haggard these days, and that tiny shotgun, pah! I mean, who would be scared of a law enforcement agent who had to turn sideways to go through doors because of the halo.
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Looks like happy-death is experiencing arthritis in his hand...
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The artist formerly known as prince called; he wants you to quite messing with Photoshop.
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Your avatar would be unable to escape a fire.
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Yours should be thrown into one.
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Your avatar looks like anime got liquified.
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The blood on your doesn't even look realistic!
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Your avatar looks like a robot got burned.
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yours is one step below transvestite
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Yours is a step above...
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Yours is so old fashioned it uses a TYPEWRITER :o
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Yours is typical for a noob; welcome to the forums!
Now come on over to the blunt thread to be chased off for a proper greeting.
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Freakin' eyes are about to pop out!
Starking
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Your avatar looks like Jesus.
Duh? I'm just kidding. Your continuned use of Jesus avatars is simply heretical.
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Your's is a gay pirate's flag.
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Your's doesn't look like Jesus...
Starky 8)
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yours is carrying a BB gun
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Really? Well, your's doesn't qualify as BB caliber.
Oh no my preciousss, they aren't...
Starky :P
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You avatar is in poor cover and concealment for sniping.
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Yours doesn't even have a weapon ;D
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Your's will soon be painted over by community service punks.
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And yours is from a show even the Family Guy people think is idiotic.
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I had no idea that a person could expose an image onto a sheet of feces.
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The show your avatar appeared on hasn't had a good season since 99.
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Your's gets no press, or tips.
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Only through the complete lameness of your avatar, is this thread still going.
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your avatar, like this thread, is a hideous heap of fail.
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And yours is lacking a bow tie and cummerbund!
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Your avatar looks stupid when it jumps.
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Your's look stupid all the time.
Starky
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Your avatar is wearing insufficient camouflage for sniper operations.
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I like your avatar a lot, so all I'm going to say...
Your avatar doesn't know when to quit.
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You avatar's eyes make Me think of that poor sod...
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi184.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx187%2FStarrakatt%2Fbloodeyes.gif&hash=f465534e7a8cbe72e7b64c01476be69d3828a485)
Starky
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Pfff Jesus with a big gun?
Think he's compensating for something?
Uh huh.
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IG in funny hats. Thats all I got.
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this thread is officially locked! ( if i was a mod...)
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Your Avatar looks... appetizing?
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Eh-eh-eh... Mr.T, why do you think I am dragging this rifle around?
Turkey Squirrel Raccon shooting time!
Straky ;D
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Man, now I have to find a monkey with a nail gun... :o
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YOU DONT HAVE ONE!!!
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Your Avatar isnt an Invisible Crowd-Surfing Cyborg Pirate Ninja Zombie on a pogo stick!
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Your Avatar isnt a TT Dog!!!
Oh wait you dont have an avatar!
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Your's pointy stick is dirty.
Starky
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Your avatar is an evil chef's hat, with a tail, and a long... wait, wow. the mod's didn't catch that yet? crazy... ::)
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No, they pee themselves in fear at the sight. And your avatar is there, at the feet of Mine, amongst the crowd of the condemned...
Starky
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your avatar is there, at the feet of Mine, amongst the crowd of the condemned...
...waiting to stand you on your head, fill you with feces, light your butt, ring Satan's doorbell, and run away with a monkey giggle.
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If you had been attentive, you would remember My return from Hell the past July and understand the meaningless of threatening Me with Satan. Where do you think this whip come from, hey?
So, given your avatar's behavior we must estimate that he is, in fact, filled with desire to be clothed in black leather and flogged on a regular basis. NO problem.
Starky
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You aravar seems to be sticking his head out of a tree stump holding a wet noodle. Khornate indeed...
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Who are you to judge? It involves whipping, and red and cowering victims. Khornate enough if you ask.
Your's featuring a... wooden table? And some papers in the background? Lol...
Starky
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It is incredibly hard not to look at your and think what the hell is that, actually i really can't tell what is it?
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Having a blond avatar is what hinder you.
Starky :P
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The hair is white not blonde.
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Same thing in My book.
And she's still Slurgle bait.
Starky
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Your avatar is a burning mushroom i wouldn't be talking.
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You just have no problem to talk about it though.
Your avatar is, in fact, a little girl in disguise.
Starky
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Your avatar was drawn by a 12 year old.
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Your avatar is obsolete.
Starky
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Your avatar was not drawn by a 12 year old it was drawn by a four year old.
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Your avatar was drawn by a weirdo.
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Yur avatar wasn't drawn, it was copy-pasted.
Starky
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mine eats drawings.
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Your avatar...
...you have no avatar.
Black holes were so like 5 minutes ago. ;D
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Ditto, if you don't have an avatar maybe you shouldn't play this game; makes it kind of boring. ;)
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Yours will eventually get repetitive strain injury and be killed by its captors for being so USELESS ;D
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Some 16 year-old punk is going to deface yours.
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Some 16 year old punk is going to shoot yours with an air rifle JUST FOR LOLZ
*Oh, and for bonus points, try and name the artist of my avatar- 'tis pretty easy.
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I'll deface yours with my trade-marked caustic feces action...
[Throws pile of poo on your silly avy, SPLAT!] ;D
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Yours has a broken typewriter, its not moving with each character input.
Oh, and and it's Banksy.
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Your's is sitting in one of those goofy egg chairs.
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Your's is bored.
Starky
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Your's is sad and empty deep inside; why don't you let me fill it with some happy poo?
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Im bored now! please change it!
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And Psycho Mantis gets the bonus points *just imagine the fanfare and the scantily clad girls that come and embrace you* ;D
Anyway, yours is confined to hell, and is yellow XD
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That Avatars so old its fading away...
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(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.simpsoncrazy.com%2Fgallery%2Fimages%2FRodToddFlanders.gif&hash=c368bca9420fb664094fb48bec772613644b3cec)
umm, these are his kids. enough said...
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It's sad you can't solve your avatar. Learn algorythms (patterns), nothing funnier than solving a rubic's cube for someone in front of them.
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So the true source of your genius is revealed. All for the price of some bananas.
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Your avatar will die from a thunder hammer and there is nothing you can do about it.
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your avatar could try to fix a rubiks cube for all of eternity and never get it. seriously.
and btw, i can solve it, in 3 different ways
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Apparently by;
1) cussing at it.
2) using a hammer.
3) and then super gluing it back together.
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and thats 3 more ways than your (un)trained monkey has
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It's sad you can't solve your avatar. Learn algorythms (patterns), nothing funnier than solving a rubic's cube for someone in front of them.
I'm sorry, maybe I wasn't being blunt enough; I like to take a cube out of peoples hands and solve it for them- then mess it back up. (wrong thread besides, see "be blunt to above poster" thread)
Your avy is a waste of time, money, and effort.
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Anyone can solve the rubiks cube, just look up a how to on the internet.
your monkey hasnt evolved yet!
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Your avatar is just another more skull for the skull throne boreing really.
Plus you can't spell the most commonly used word in the english language naimingly THE.
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You avatar is on the immature side, and stops being funny after the first 3 times.
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You avatar looks like the spawn of a Twi'Lek and a cockroach.
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At least it isn't dead.
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When your avatar dies all lifes average intelligence will rise!
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Your avatar is hiding in the shrubbery to peep through windows.
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It's small enough that I can step on it.
Starky
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Your avatar is mutilated skeleton. Enough said.
Let's see if Starky can have an insult for mine...
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Your's is obsolete.
Starky
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Yours is from a bad time.
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Im not even sure what yours is sposed to be....
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Yours is a mouldy skull!
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Your's is too yellow...
Starky
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Yours is goofy dead, mine is cool dead!
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your avatar has no color
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Your's seems lost...
Starky
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Yours is censored BOOOOO!!!
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Your avy's face makes me want to punch it; luckily I remember how much I had to fork out for my monitor.
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Yours is a real insult to real monkeys
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I'm pretty sure yours is the universal symbol for feminine hygine products.
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Hygiene is not a word I'd use to define monkeys either...
Starky
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Your's is too clean for being a reasonable representation of a daemonette.
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Yours is boring and repetitive. please change it so we don't have to repeat insults.
Oh and thats not a daemonette.
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Hudson died horribly.
Starky
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You won't let your's die.
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Yours is too lame to insult. I've done it far too many times.
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Your's weak. Downed by a ball, really.
Starky
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Your's has balls, but not in that figurative good way.
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yours a waste of time to look at.
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You don't even have one.
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Yours looks like the picture of a broken hearing aide.
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Your's an eyesore advertising.
Starky
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Yours looks like someone took the "destroyerofworlds" and colored it red.
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Your's reminds me of what I saw in the toilet and, incidentally, the reason I will never eat an opponents most expensive piece, just because I lost.
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Yours is a balm for your ego, thus bad.
Starky
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Your avy+balm+libido= make yourself blind, much more bad.
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yours isnt shameless, mine is shameless! you can only insult a nonexistent avatar once, otherwise it gets boring!
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Fine, I'll insult your siggy.
Anyone who adds a "bunny" (i say this in the loosest of terms) made of punctuation notes and letters is as crazy as an inebriated possum being shot at.
Don't ask.
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My advertisement looks better.
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it is an ad.
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your's is a ripoff of mine! i'm gonna sue you!
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Your "Armies" tag is a ripoff of about 20 different members. I would advise you change it.
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Your's is a ripoff of twenty member's time.
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Your's is shameless. It says so under it!
Starky
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Your's is a shameless plug for the second-lamest Eldar craftworld.
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Your's have entertaining colors. ::)
Starky
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Your's no longer entertains me.
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Oh rly? Your's never has been. :P
Starky
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You never tried (the game, did you?); neither did the artist of your avy (tried, that is).
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(Nope I didn't, can't say for the artist. However I'd like to play any and all interesting game I come across R/L limitations says that I'd lack time to do it all, then I'd probably be in lack a wife and children were I to persist to consecrate all of my energy to do so).
So: You avatar isn't sexy.
Starky
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So: You avatar isn't sexy.
Starky
It would have been if the designers would have included "slutbot harem"; BTW that paltry waif ain't got nuthin' on that!
It's now being saved for when I finally assemble a submission to Heavy Metal (or worse), as it could never be used for a kiddie game. As I replied to a person who suggested I draw "a more anime style, "I only draw two things big; breasts and guns" ;D
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yours is wearing a dress and sitting on top of me. i dare not look up.
Anyone who adds a "bunny" (i say this in the loosest of terms) made of punctuation notes and letters is as crazy as an inebriated possum being shot at. -shaper tauir
thats an insult! i'm CRAZIER than an inebriated possum being shot at!
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Your Signature bunny is easilly caught, and tastes pretty good, if a little game-y.
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Your Avatar is cowering in terror at My coming (and you would cower more if Talon updated the game).
Starky
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Your avatar doesn't seem to be causing any damage to that flying saucer.
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Your's is pretty handy as I can get two hats by catching one mangy raccoon.
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CCG's are sooo 1990's
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yours has 2 big noses
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yours is floating in nothingness and so cant do anything to anyone!
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Your's is a black and white picture of my backyard.
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Your's have one too many colors.
Starky
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Your's is historically inaccurate, we all know Jesus's eye beams were red ::)
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yours is historically inaccurate because it hasnt happened yet.
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Yours is fun to stomp on
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Your's is only good for skinning, as it is a scavanger.
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Yours lacks an education higher than 2nd grade since it cant punctuate or use proper upper and lower case letters.
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Your avatar features a character who gained a reputation for being cool, despite the fact that all he did in the films is abduct a lump of rock into which someone else had put a dangerous character, and then get thrown into the digestive tract of a giant stationary creature. Karen Traviss can suck my dick, Boba Fett is totally useless.
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Yours looks like a bad joker knock off got shot in the face.
Done.
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Your's resembles a diagram of an old ladies' purse.
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Your's have the acronym of Cranky Coughing Girls in it - CCG. 'nuff said...
Starky
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Your's is L.A.M.E.;
a Loser Avatar that Must be Erased.
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While yours is better I have to say stupid abreviations!
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Your avatar appears to be a sperm entering an egg. I bet the baby will be retarded.
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There needs to be blood splatters in yours to be perfect.
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Yours is......words?!?!?
@monster rain my avatar is a world being destroyed.
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Hicks go spanked by teh Sarge.
Starky
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Your avy has expired; aren't you due for a change by now?
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your's isn't looking at the flying saucer, but it is still firing its eye lasers. that denies the rules of physics.
i wanna answer my own last sentence, so here goes!
screw the physics, i have toy soldiers!
oh wait...
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Your avatar eats it's own babies.
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Your's is very simple to make.
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Your's makes the illiterate's eyes bleed.
Starky
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Then, apparently, your's is a giant Vulcan Jesus.
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your one has too much lettery badness.
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The Inquisition is going to do horrible things to your avatar before they finally kill him.
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Well yours is shameless...
Try insult mine ;)
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Your avy is too scrawny, wearing too much, and obviously is not nearly endowed enough to catch my interest.
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Yours is to boring to say much about.
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Yours is pretty much overpriced for what it does.
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Your's less hairy than the earlier one.
Starky
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Yours is the imaginary friend of quiet a few adults around the world.
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Your's is a few person's girlfriend.
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I don't know if you were aware of this, but the term FPSCCG is an extremely hardcore variant of underground gay pornography. For the sake of decency I will refrain from filling in the acronym.
I will leave that to you.
Hint: The "P" is for "pineapple."
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I just drew the illustrations buddy; I have nothing to do with marketing research.
Although on the same theme, your avatar would be much better if the ball was replaced with a pineapple and alter a few frames as well...
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Are you aware yours is inferior to the gorilla god?
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Your's hands are bigger than it's head...
Starky
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Are you sure one of those lasers aren't coming out of your nose?
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I am.
Obviously, your's managed to brain itself with these shoulder horns.
Starky
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Yours is the hide and seek champ since A.D! (Beats Anne Frank :P )
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Thank you. Being champs at something is quite a achievement is it not?
Your's would have been stoned back then.
Starky
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Your's is a poor example of cut and paste.
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I am going to say the same for you ;)
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Your's is so scrawny that I have my doubts to her surviving the winter (or sitting in an air conditioned room).
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Your's hands are bigger than it's head...
Starky
He has Dimension Gauntlets on, the energy surrounding is hands make them look big.
also to keep on topic,
yours is standing in a void, not a godly realm.
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No, I'm shrouded in the darkness that comes shortly before...
[I throw mighty divine poop at you]
And your avy has... dirty playtoys for hands, gross.
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Your's a very bad ninja.
@Dash: Your's upper arms are freakishly long - I mean, look how low are the elbows!
Starky
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Everyone knows that red lasers are the only thing that can hurt that varient of saucer.
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your avatar doesn't have hands to throw poop with. the monster that has plagued all tavern games for a very long time has been slain by someone's inability to upload a proper avatar.
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Your's is too small to be of notice.
Starky
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Your's is totally going to send you to hell.
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And so is your's as it is totali and uterli pagan.
Starky
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i'm sure the chinese would say the same for yours...
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I love to eat your avatar; I save the head for last (crunchy outside, squishy inside, mmm).
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That one have a glaring lack of colours. Always the extremes, no middle ground. Can't make your mind, do you?
Starky
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what happens next to your avatar: as the beam meekly bounces of the ships armour, it rebounds and hits jesus. this results in jesus spontaniously combusting.
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Your avatar is narcoleptic.
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Your's is sad because he was drawn too crappy to even bother with finishing his body.
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That stupid guy looks like he has a Wedding Dress Veil on.
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Your's belongs on a T-shirt in a flea market.
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Just to get into it, your avatar looks like the demented lovechild of Swamp thing and a bald monkey...
edit: here you go. Sorry, I couldn't update my profile yesterday.
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Hey until you get an avy should you even be posting in here?
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Indeed. But your own avvy is still somewhat lacking in colors...
Starky
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Your avy is historically innacurrate; everyone knows that Catholic super-space Jesus shot red lasers from his mouth; that picture is of the Protestant super-space Jesus, but he is also not wearing his super-space Jesus space cadet uniform, for shame!!!
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Inacurate My arse. My Super-Space-Jesus is a concrete result of My necromantic Powerz, and He wears green contact lenses for cool factor.
By the way, your monkey avatar seems to be hiding A size breasted girl under the armor...
Starky
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Your avatar's dad has a higher bodycount than any other fictional character...You're probably proud of that.
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I found your avy's show tacky and lacking;
hentai anime should leave mental scares, a subconscious revulsion towards seafood, and a dirty/immoral feeling that cannot be washed away despite repeated cold showers and therapy sessions; I felt none of these. Their methods and techniques of incantation/evocation were highly dubious.
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Your avatar has a phallus growing out of it's shoulder.
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Your avatar deserves the beating that ball gave it.
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Your avatar has a yellow background. Nothing more need be said. /angst
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Your avatar is not hot.
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Your avatar has the angry look of a closeted homosexual.
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Your avatar is that of a closet homosexual.
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Your avatar is not. But it is something worst.
Starky
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Your's is an omnisexual; he loves everyone (well, except neptunians, but they're jerks).
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Yours is a 3d job of a bad idea in a bad setting.
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Your avatar is a giant eyeball. Enough said.
Uhhh, fyi, I nearly massacred my enemy during that fight. Just saying.
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Your avatar looks like the product of a toddler playing with MS paint.
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Your avatar should be jailed, as it defies the law of physics...
... I'm not entirely sure if that's an insult or a compliment.
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Your avatar is what? A jellybean in the bellybutton of an HIV positive albino?
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Your avatar should be jailed, as it defies the law of physics...
screw the physics i have money!
@bingo wings
your avatar has no money, so it cannot screw the physics
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Your avatar was previously owned by Richard Gere.
'nuff said.
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Your's would look like a total idiot in basketball movie.
Starky
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Your avatar is getting blasted by a UFO.
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The character in your avatar has very bad choice in hairstyle.
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speak for yourself
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Yours is of a measly rodent. Not orky at all!!
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No matter how cute their outfit, scantly clad soldiers die horribly.
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Your avatar looks like a guy from 400 AD.
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I like your top knot; it'll make it easier to behead you.
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I like your flowing hair. Must get in your eyes when I'm about to impale you with my axe.
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Its a helmet; I'm glad you don't wear one because it enables me to check you and leave your head hanging off my shoulder (e.g. conveninet ashtray).
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Your avvy's armor is the antithesis of efficiency. And besides, it's not Christmased.
Starky
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Your avy is wearing a diaper.
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Your's is obsolete since it isn't Christmased.
What do you wait, that I do it for ya?
Starky
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Did I mntion that your avy has a giant red bow on the back of its neck?
I'm too lazy to Photoshop right now, thus no dead xmas elves
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yours doesn't look like a monkey
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Your's isn't Christmased! >:(
Starky
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Your's has a load in its diaper.
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Your's enjoying the smell of it.
Starky
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Yours looks like a zombie got spattered in blood.
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A zombie with horns?
Your's doesn't seem to have that good an eyesight...
Starky
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The Monkey God could totally whip your sissy avy; no self-respecting Khornate follower wears diapers or giant red bows, and there is no visible sign of blood. Wussy >:(
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pssshhh big brown stone guy. Looking at your signature, I'm wondering if he's a monkey god. Hah! monkeys. Snakes are better. A snake could take out a monkey like that *snap* ptow! dead monkey! and pink horrors are better than snakes, what do you think one would do to them, huh?
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yours is barely visible
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I could so just pop your avy in my mouth; I'd let it squeak a little before chomping down (terror tastes yummy!).
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my avatar can hide in your avatars hair
YOURS IISNT CHRISTMASED! copyright
i put it on mine first starky!
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Your avy and sig make me wonder if you are wearing Hello Kitty jammies right this very moment.
The Monkey GodTM is uberChristmas; I'm all about giving, case in point...
[throws tensil laden poop at you]
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you cut the bottom half off your avatar because ITS wearing hello kitty jammies
your's doesnt have an ass, so it cannot poop
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you cut the bottom half off your avatar because ITS wearing hello kitty jammies
your's doesnt have an ass, so it cannot poop
If it was wearing Hello Kitty jammies, there would have been a close up of them, And you're so lucky I can't use an avy proving the Monkey God can poop...
I would bury your avy in a cowpie just to watch it die.
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how? yours is trapped in space
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Mine is a cat yours a mouse, lets put em in a room and see what happens.
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Your's fit well under mine's boots...
Starky
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Yours can stuff loot into it's bag because it's other hand is a gun.
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Your's also fit well under mine's boot... :P
Starky
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Yours is too fat too do anything besides waddle around.
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I can still see your sissy topknot.
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Your mouth looks like a beak got hit my a wrecking ball and flattened into your avatar's face.
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Your's is bent over funny; did you just mess your pants? That's funny because I always thought your were more Khorne than Nurgle...
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your avatar's head looks like a closer-up of a dice that got tossed in a blender.
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The only thing that I can make out is the hat; so in essence, your avy blows.
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Your avatar provides suction.
IT just does.
Okay.
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Your's display a rare lack of aggression.
Starky
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Couldn't your avy kill more if it traded out that big flashlight for an assault cannon?
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It's just quite ugly. And I would say that outside this game.
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Yours is rather good at blending in with the rest of the forums, and is quite unnoticable at first glance.
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I really can't make out your avy.
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Well, I am terribly sorry.
But I can't seem to see what facial features yours possesses.
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Its a scowl, because you avy is of such poor quality.
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oh... ummmm... yeah... well...
YOUR AVATAR IS STUPID!
yeah, what do you think about that! huh?
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When I first saw you avitar, I did several double takes because no matter how I looked at it, it looked like a turd wearing a christmas hat.
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Your's is innefficient; couldn't repair his friends or finish the job, even after 700 years.
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Well thank you for being a ninja, jawmonkey.
Your avatar is boring and brown. shouldn't you change that? yes, yes you should. Your god is telling you to do so.
What I was saying to tasty sub was:
your avatar is from a movie who's target audience was children and young adults.
YOUNG ADULTS!
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Your banister is in the background.
Nuff said.
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your demon prince is blue, yet not tzeentchian.
BAD BAD WINDY
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Your's is a melted G.I.Joe (possibly).
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yours has the color of a dirty bronze
((it;s a tzeentch horror you great oaf!))
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The picture still shows your banister...
and, the hat covers the Horror's eyes.
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Your avatar is the combination of bad painting and bad photoshop work.
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*sniff* ouch... *sniff* :D
Ditto on the Photoshop work.
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I was joking. It's pretty good.
Your avatar has nothing to do with your name.
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I know, I hope the smiley would convey that I was joking.
Neither does yours.
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Your avatar is tinsel on a demon prince of FWL.
Come on...
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Your avatar is badly impersonating a jolly fat man, and said induvidial serves Chaos.
Come on...
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Your avatar is blurry and fuzzy, so I can't make fun of it.
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You didn't even make your avatar.
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Your avatar looks like someone has a bit of a mess with a camera.
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Your avy's trophies are cat skulls; that's really lame, even for chaos.
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Your avvy's not Christmased, thus lame.
Starky
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Your avy was embarrassingly defeated by Captain Kwanzaa and Hanukkah boy.
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Your avvy's not Christmased, thus lame.
Starky
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your avatars sack is bigger than its belly
SACRILIGE!
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Your's would warm mine; BTW is that tasty thing yours, or just a pic off the interweb?
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used to be mine; sold it to random person
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Too small to be dangerous.
Starky
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mine has a bigger hat than yours!
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Your's need glasses: Check the scale.
Starky
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who said mine isnt 50, 000 kilometers tall?
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This:
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Starky
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You do know your avy buys it after meeting the Happy Hanukkah Rangers, right?
"oi vey, that's gotta hurt!"
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your avatar looks like Dr. Zaus' angry emo son!
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My... Your's look like a caricature of Dr. Zaus'
angry useless emo son.
Starky
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What the hell? Really, what the hell? Was your avatar made by the evil, antichrist persona of Santa? Damn, he musn't be a very good artist, looks like it was made up in about 5 minutes!
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I'll have you know we have guns to, heretic. Speaking of heretic, jeez, your avatar looks like some statue with "Atheist" scribble on it and a random meme below it!
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Don't you think that its a little ironic that your termie is the color of toast?
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isnt it a bit ironic that yours is the colour of burnt toast?
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Isn't it ironic that your's fit under the sole of My avatar's boot? (see above)
Starky
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isnt it ironic that your avatar melts before it gets within 10 meters of mine?
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And your's also fir in there:
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi88.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk181%2Finfowarrior555%2Fmousetrap.jpg&hash=e6a4c3a84ad842eac33f208ca5fd7fe371f9ebd7)
Starky :P
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So will yours (switch the bait with a small child, blow up with Photoshop).
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Why does your avatar's shoulder have a boner?
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Your avatar is wearing tights.
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Your's axe seems rusty.
Starky
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Yours has a bag that is clearly going to burst open when it touches the flames.
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Yeah, noticed the nuclear warning signs? [B00M]
Your's dead.
Starky
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Yours just died to the same bomb as mine did.
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Yours has a santa hat which clearly doesn't fit the initial picture.
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Your jetbikes will easily crash into some crates, then fly off the board. (inside joke between Tauir and I)
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Your avatar is a roman numeral.
@B-C: Thanks man, but they were Reaver Jetbikes, not Guardian Jetbikes.
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your hat is far less superior to mine!!!! HAHAHA!!! Starky's is better!!! OUtcast's is better!!!! so sue me (not)
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Colour hat on a black and white picture? Pah! Bad choice!
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The Storm Trooper in your avatar is having marital issues, and his kids disrespect him because he's "whipped".
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Guess what they said about the size of your ride and compensation is true, huh?
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No one likes your avatar, because he's sitting on a bench alone.
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well yours looks like a pile of amphetamine parrot. With a santa hat.
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And your's just a pile of grey. With a santa hat.
@Tauir:
btw, it's a she.
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What's with the Hallmark card scan?
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The Storm Trooper in your avatar is having marital issues, and his kids disrespect him because he's "whipped".
He's only having marital issues 'cause he's riding your avatar's wife!
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The Storm Trooper in your avatar is having marital issues, and his kids disrespect him because he's "whipped".
He's only having marital issues 'cause he's riding your avatar's wife!
The only problem with THAT is my avatar is married to a man :o
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@Tauir:
btw, it's a she.
Ooops.
Your avatar looks like someone took a rhino, painted it red, and then shot it with a missile launcher.
Sorta...
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well your hat is worse than mine!
(Didn't i say this already??)
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You're just a wannabe Darth Vader, but you are not force sensitive.
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Your's is old...
Starky
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My avy "pissed on Budda's hand"; your's just wets himself.
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Your's as it's place in the bottom of a used diaper.
Starky
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If I wasn't at work I would totally throw poop at your avy right now.
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Yours is a lame excuse for a monkey.
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What's with the poop cloud behind your avy?
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whats with your poop monkeigh (sorry couldn't resist0
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That was actually QUITE funny.
Your avatar's a fatty ^_^
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Your's dies thirteen by the dozen in these movies...
Starky
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Yours is fatter and less killy than mine!
Wow, that was actually a pretty good joke. Probably can only use it here.
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Yours has a coloured santa hat but the rest is black and white :-X
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Uh, yours is too red.
Starky
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Your avatar's so fat, that when it walked past the TV, we missed the entire Charlie Brown Christmas Special.
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Oh rly? Your avatar is always 'almost' eating that cheeseburger...
Starky
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Your avatar's so fat, that its belt's size is the Equator!
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Your's is a bit too skinny.
Starky
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Your avatar's so fat, that it's right butt cheek is in a different time zone from it's left butt cheek.
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Oh, that was Good.
Your avatar is so skinny that it doesn't cast shadow.
Starky
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Your avatar's so fat that when it fell into the Grand Canyon, it got stuck.
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Your's lonely.
Starky
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Your avatar's so ugly, that when it entered a haunted house, it came out with an application form.
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Your avatar is jealous of Mine's size.
Starky
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Your's is going to shut down at the worst possible moment (e.g. just before blowing up the kitten orphanage); the saddest part is that it breaks down for a stupid reason (batteries run out, taffy in the cpu, etc).
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your avatar looks like something off a lame fanasy series.
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Your avatar is merely a sad culmination of the perverse male thought process.
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jetbikes got hit bad with the nerfbat in 5th ed, time to ground those boys.
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Your's lack some seriousness.
Really. :P
Starky
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Yours is almost out of date.
Only a single day left before that bad boy has got to be put away.
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Your avatar wouldn't be what it is if you decided to change it to something else.
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So does if the Eldar can see the future, why do they still run into trees?
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Your avatar is the perverse images of a photoshop idiot.
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Ahem, your's been idiotically photoshopped?
Starky
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Well, yeah.
Yours looks like a fat man tried to shoot someone, but it can't.
Oh wait, it is.
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Yours looks like it tried to hit something but missed.
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Your's is a very generic Iquisitorial 'I'.
Let Me propose you these:
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or this:
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or this:
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Starky
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yours should be changed, christmas is over, no matter what the television says.
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Christmas is over when I say so.
And your avatar is wrong: You aren't special.
Starky
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Your avatar makes my head hurt just thinking about the hangover that would come from being drunk multiple days in a row.
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Your avatar's so dark, that it's shadow got confused.
"Do I follow you, or you follow me, wtf is going on around here?"
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yours got rejected
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your's lost it's aquila down the back of the sofa
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Your avatar's a droid in Episode 4. A worthless droid. It's scared of wookiees. Officers hate it. Your avatar is a menial thing. Be sad! Be upset!
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Your avatar is about useless in these movies.
Starky
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Your avatar is the avatar of a psychotic drinker.
Oh wait...
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Your Avatar had nothing to do with Vassal....I guess now it fits. :D
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your avatar has nothing to do with puppies
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And your's have nothing to do with vomit. However, the bloody stain under My left shoe...
Starky
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your avatar doesnt have a shoe
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Your Avatar reeks of noob.
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Your's reek of something else. I mean... Ya know... Yeah, that.
Starky
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Your Avatar reeks of 'Oh amphetamine parrot, what did I do now?'
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Your's haven't had his RL version yet. It is angry.
Starky
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Yours is the reason why there are many drink and drive incidents out there.
How does it feel to be a cause of traffic accidents, huh HUH!?
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people swerve to avoid mine!
unlike yours.
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people swerve to avoid mine!
Eh-eh-eh... I do not. [squish] Your avatar is full of funny stuff.
Starky
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your avatar has no means of transport, hence it cannot run over mine.
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Your avatar is right under my hand now. It's so common!
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a cure has been found for your avatar. it's called exterminatus.
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a cure has been found for your avatar too, however it is just called a rodenticide...
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That's nasty, taking a pic of your toilet.
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Sorry, but i just cant decide which one is your real head... Some straw?
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Seriously though, you should take that stool sample and go see your proctologist; I think there's something wrong.
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Well, seeing as your avatar seems to be said sample, we can safely affirm that 'think' is quite an understatement...
Starky
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Well if your avatar is how you live your life you have so many regrets already. (I know its not insulting the avatar, but if his lifestyle is based on it i technically did.
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I'd like for your avatar to say that to Rummy...
Your's ageneric SMurf.
Starky
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why do you have a pic of Spongebob and a red M&M making out in a martini glass?
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Your's have an interesting number of eyes to pluck out.
Starky
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Yours somehow remind me of a pre-historic "leisure suit larry game"
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's an unhealthy stool sample; you need to go see a docter, and soon.
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Your's enjoy fleas...
Starky
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You partake in enough of your avy and you won't mind my fleas much. :-*
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So right. Your's reveals itself to be a unrepentant alcoholic.
Starky
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Why feel bad about past exploits? I revel in my past drug use.
I praise those who no longer partake in drugs; they slow the wit (I can kill faster now more than ever), and you are likely giving loads of money to murderers, rapists, and terrorists.
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Your avatar is so hazed by said drug's fumes that he made you mistook that game for the Praise thread...
Starky
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Your avy makes me hate you so much I forget which threads I'm in! :-*
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Your avatar is quite the old geezer, 2008 really... :P
Starky
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While your living up to your avy's motto, try to make it back inside from shooting firearms, bottle rockets, and potatoe-gunning kittens celebrating the new year; it can be quite cold up there. :-*
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Yours is so boring and sad it makes people cry.
Get a new one.
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I like to make people sad; apparently you like to make people nauseous.
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Boooring.
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I'm surprised you haven't Photoshoped her chest yet.
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I'm surprised you haven't Photoshopped yours to be more... like you.
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I'm surprised she haven't grown fat yet, with that eternal sandwhich...
Starky
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i'm surprised yours hasn't been arrested for being drunk & disorderly yet.
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You should cook that thing up; they sound sooo cute when you pan-fry them.
Wee!Weeeee!!
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Food... I can see your's as French Fries...
Starky
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I still think SpongeBob makes a terrible garnish.
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Your avatar is obselete. It's like a 16 MB ram computer card.
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is that an avatar? it looks more like an advert for power gamers.
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Your's not an avatar, it's a rodent.
Starky
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You know that your non-existent avatar rule you out of that game, right?
Starky
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you know that your black 'n' white avatar makes you look like a sober person trying to sound drunk in front of his mates? (i.e. STOP COPYING SANCTJUD)
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as i created the thread, and therefore the rules, i now say that you need an avatar to participate. on pain of being shot by my berserker-terrorist-hamster-thing, exit the thread NOW.
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Rifle or no; your avy will meet its doom inside another mammal's colon.
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yours is a member of the triads.
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Wots that? Some kind of failed, drunken sumo headcatcher?
Starky
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Speaking of drunken, your avatar is the epitome of a drunkard.
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Your avatar has more greay than mine.
Oh, and my avatar is actually helpful for all the 40O drinkards, it gives tips. Now stop whining and get down, I need a step to get higher...
- I bask in your eternal glory, Lord Starrakatt, thank you for your infinite wisdom.
Starky
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Hahahaha. Damn, I knew I should've bet on Jester.
Your avatar has a bad cocktail drawn on it.
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I am the one who added the colors - Fits better with my Profile's theme is it not? 8)
Oh, and your avvy is in dire lack of knees [to adore Me].
Starky
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Gin tastes aweful and so does vodka, and the amount of vermuth used doesn't help.
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Your's have no tastes whatsoever.
Starky
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Yours reminds me of vomit and crappy Bond movies; I'm not saying all Bond movies are crap, just the majority.
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You avatar's so ugly, it made Starky look good.
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Thanks.
Your's isn't ugly, but is rape bait.
Starky
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Your avatar can cause considerable 3vil! How can you stand that, Protector of Goodness?
no hard feelings, eh ;)
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(None offense taken) ;)
I say: It's the one with the Gun. Your's is now full of holes.
Starky
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Yeah, you'll like holes, won't you...
Your avatar is plain.
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Francis is better.
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He hates everything.
Your avatar is too pink!
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Your's to become fat!
Starky
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The monkey God's rod is bigger.
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So is your stupid, overgrown tuft on the top of your head. Some monkey god you'll be if you look like a rabbit.
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Your's waiting in the light: What a nice target.
Starky
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Yours is just a sad repeat.
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Your's IS an eternal replay.
Starky
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Everybody knows that Jesus carried a .45.
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I He does. Beer too.
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Your avatar isn't worth the time I type this...
Starky
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Your avatar inscription is a horrible mockery of a billion people's beliefs.
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And just about as many think your's looks "dumb".
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Your avatar is so lame it makes the black background look "cool" in comparison.
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Your avatar inscription is a horrible mockery of a billion people's beliefs.
Yeah, I know, sorry if it disturb you.
Your own avatar has more... disturbing ways.
Starky
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I surprised you haven't changed your avy since its been this way for over 24 hours or so.
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Your avy contradicts Starrakatt's , and his has a shotgun and is there for superior.
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Facial hair makes a proper seal impossible in the event of a chem/bio attack.
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Your's blind.
Starky
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Religion is so 2008.
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As is that movie.
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Yours is a negative form of Timeless
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Yours has insured that the next movie will likely suck (e.g. no Batman vs. Joker, round 2).
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Yours has assured all other avatars of not receiving 'most ugly avatar' status!
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The whole Joker-as-my-avy fad is sooo over.
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Fantasy creatures as avatars were over the moment it started
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My avy is a highly respected God, yours is a dead actor.
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I bet my dead actor is respected by more people than your fantasy god, with ugly armor
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I hate the fact that there is nothing to be bad about towards your avatar. Heath Rocks!
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YOur avatar is a lame excuse for 3d modeling.
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yours is 2D, SHOCKER!
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Your avatar is the dying hybrid of an age where smoking was "cool."
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Right on!
Yours seems to be have a wild animal stuck to his head, the long hair can't be a man's
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Your avy likely dies due to being old, but not of old age.
"wait, I can't run like I used too,uh oh... aw schnap..." BANG!
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Then what does that say about your Avatar? A suit of armour can't move at all.
'spose it can't die either
Bring on the insults!
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I hate the heart; its the only thing that is preventing me from using that paint scheme on my Eldar.
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Are you serious? The heart is the best thing about being Biel-Tan!
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Your avy likely dies due to being old, but not of old age.
"wait, I can't run like I used too,uh oh... aw schnap..." BANG!
Have you seen Bill in the game Left 4 Dead? he is anything but that, but he does say the line, I don't move like I used to.
Keeping on topic, Your avy has something to do with Eldar and personally I have hated them since my friend bought mine off me and won continuously.
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Your avatar is not using any kind of skin cream and thus cannot compete with the more modern avatars
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Your's doesn't smile enough.
Starky
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Then yours isn't holy enough.
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Your's looks mentally challenged.
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Yours is god of Nature's phenomena, mainly ugly people
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Yours is about a lame movie that relied on people thinking "What doesn't kill you, makes you stranger" was funny to make money.
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Yours will end up on a very cheap, poorly-functioning lighter in a discount store one day.
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There is no word to describe the ugliness of your avatar, except perhaps "there-is-no-word-to-describe-the-ugliness-of-your-avatar".
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Your avatar is the remnant of a dying age.
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Your avatar won't be updated in a loooooong time.
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I would almost ask about your avy, but I just don't care; it doesn't "do it" for me. Its not even a matter of "she isn't hot", the whole scene just bores me. I mean really, what connection does it have with Talons, Ravens, or anything else you proclaim/represent?
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Yeah, that's right: Where's your avvy's supposedly impressive jaw your name seems to suggest? What we can see is fallacious...
Starky
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The phonetic pronounciation of jaw (jah) is a name for God; thus the Monkey GodTM.
What exactly does starrakatt mean as to a religious icon defiled showed smoking packing a coach gun? Jesus don't need bullets; he's like Chuck Norris, he looks at you wrong and you fall over dead.
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Your unchanged avatar is just a crude shield to prevent anyone from seeing the true ugly jawmonkey behind.
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Everyone's soul is ugly behind the mask of the flesh; I liken it to a silk hanky covering a pile of feces. That is unless you have a lifeless, dull avy like yours.
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Your avatar is so lame it makes me cry.
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I'd rather wear pants when I have the house to myself than look at your avatar.
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I'd rather wear no pants when...oh nothing.
Your avatar is a lame excuse for a picture of someone.
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And your avatar is a lame excuse for a picture of something that doesn't actually exist in real life!
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*cough*
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Hey, a girl's real.
And mine is prettier than yours.
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Depends. Are you looking at them from a mile away? Bird's Eye?
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Your's vomited in his own helmet - A good thing it is vacuum proof.
Starky
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Your avy will end up on the cover on the next Kid Rock album; which might not be a good thing.
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Your avatar will end up in the corner crying because it's so ugly.
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Your's is crying because he really just wants a hug, but has to live a lie.
"I want to chase the rainbow too, boo hoo..." :'(
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Your avatar is wearing an extremely ornate chastity belt.
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Your's lack of a cat bodypart. :o
Starky
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Yours has less basis in reality than mine.
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The lack of creativity in yours gives away the fact that your armies of choice are Space Marines and Necrons.
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Yours shows a penchant for purchasing dirty panties out of a vending machine.
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Your's been so humped by that shark that... well, we can all see.
Starky
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Yours had a baby with Mary Magdalene but the Opus Dei kill anyone who finds out. And while you'd think that would be cool, Opus Dei wears goofy hats and robes.
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Yours is a weird and lame photoshop job.
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Yours is uglier than the model it's based on.
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Your avatar is a mix of lame pop culture and fail.
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Yours is a mixture of fluff retcon and epic fail.
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Yours is.... a horrible attempt at photoshop. Nothing else to be said
EDIT: Corrected horrible punctuation error
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Your's is the symbol of the themed force I used to play and get my only Loss in TWO FRIGGIN YEARS against the local T'au player.
Thus, FAIL.
Starky
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Yours just reminded me to change my avy, because your's is sooo old.
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Your doesn't look like a monkey at all....
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Yours does.
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Your avatar has France on it, nuff said!
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Yours is pink and therefore too manly.
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Yours has scroll bars, and is therefore too big, I think you may be compensating for something, my friend
EDIT: Oh wait so does min Ahh amphetamine parrot
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Yours makes me tilt my head, tricking me into thinking that I need to look at it sideways or something.
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At least I can read mine, your just has a picture of a flag of a dying race!
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Not dying! We WILL return to power, you pink-avatar guy.
And on a side note, why is your Title Shining Spears? SHouldn't it just be shining spear? Or are you more than one person............
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I am many, plus Moc is abit... off in the head (I hope he doesnt see that}
Yours has a heart, one that shall one day be broken! Emos shall rule the world!
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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I shall smite all Emos off the face of this planet!
And the Hear symbolises rebirth, not stupid Emo "Oh, my heart is broken" crap.
Damn emos.
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Ha you lose as you have not insulted my Avatar!
Emos RULE!!!
Plus your is green, and blood is red, so ever slit yourself and cover it in blood or paint it black, black is the only good colour in the world, as it signifies depression ( Am I turning goth!!??)
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My avy throws feces at your sissy avy.
[SPLOOT!!]
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your sack is no match for mr. cuddles' (the terrorist hamster) rifle!
[BANG!!!]
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Your avy is entertained by running around in a wheel constantly..
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Yours is an overrated actor who cant walk properly.
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Your avatar has nothing related to the text under it.
It must now be concluded that you have no idea what your doing.
@Engelheim: Welcome to the tavern mate! ;D
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As thoon as yew finnish coloreng in your drawring you thould scan its and thow it tew usth.
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Your avatar makes me feel like mine ! ;D
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Hey guys, what are you doing in the Tavern? You know it's wrong, right? Anyway, welcome in there Engelheim and -Ulfhedinn-, may you both suffer greatly from your vast mistake. ;D
And -Ufheldinn-: Your avvy looks like he's in quest for a rare item - a brain...
Starky
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The only thing worse than using that avy again, is the fact you probably can't find anything better yet.
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Says the guy with a crappy, almost indistinguishable avatar... ::)
Starky
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That's such a sweet pic of the Monkey King, Trickster God; the rod, phoenix hairs, gold band and armor...
Wait, your's isn't an influential Indochinese figure of mythology is it? Oh that's right, just some weird pic some loser made; commonly seen on fake MTG cards, how sad.
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Your Monkey King looks like a farting skinny Ork ::)
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Taste the rainbow! Now in five new flavors; sissy, dull, slow, low-fluff, and half-hearted attempt at cool*.
*Can you assign the correct insult to each Craftworld?
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Your's easily strangled with its own hairs.
Starky
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Those are feathers BTW.
I know when Jesus bought that gun 500 gauge sounded really huge, but did anyone tell him that the lower the number, the larger the round?
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HE have many guns.
Your avatar can't cope with cleanness.
Starky
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Yor avatar is limited by his imagination. Since I'm pretty sure Jesus could do a whole lot worse than just a gun.
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The Eldar have no future.
Europe IS the future
Unless China has anything to say about it...
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your description is rascist
however, i must admit that being snooty to americans is quite entertaining
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Oh yes, quite racist.
I believe in a European Empire. America is naturally a colony of Europe, and would benefit from a bit of classic British Discipline and perhaps etiquette classes.
America does not have representation in the Imperial European Parliament.
"I could come back to America... to die - but never, never to live"
- Henry James
However, when Europe unifies and takes over the world, endearingly armed hamsters will be spared.
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mainly because mr. cuddles is English.
your avatar is the wrong colour; it should be coloured in the union jack
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Or the colours of the European Union (blue with yellow stars, right?)
Yours is a hampster. Enough said.
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Careful Brother Rat, I'm Irish. I'd sooner die than wear the Jack.
Has this thread got lost?
I hereby insult your Avatar with insulting insults.
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yes, mr. cuddles can never see where he's going cause he's so small.
where's your avatar when you need it?
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Your's? They get smaller and smaller as time pass, so: Under the sole of my left boot (again).
Starky
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Jesus really doesn't need a gun, he can kill you with his bare hands; he's just packin' that time to make an example of someone.
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Your's is Chuck Norris fodder.
Starky
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Arent we all?
My avatar now has more guns than yours AND mr. Cuddles.
I win.
Dakka.
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"Hey man, don't shoot! You can hang out in my lagoon* all you want!"
*a body of water used to hold, errr... grey water (e.g. sewage).
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this tret is quite derailed isn't it?
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Nice screen capture, did you lose that game?
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says the one with a stick. to poor to afford a sword perhaps?
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Too static.
Starky
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Only the weak need guns.
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Your avatar has the audacity to have a shirt on :-[
edit: hooray for bewbs
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Your avatar have no respect for your above statement. Bewbs indeed... ::)
Starky
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Your avatar, is again, the defilement of the faith of a billion people.
A new name for you then: Starrakatt - "The Defiler"
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Your's so bland that it makes mine look like a saint in comparison.
Starky
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Your avatar is a saint, and a lame one at that.
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Your avatar has a white background. I mean, who does that?
(I suggest you hit the Refresh button to get my new avvy)
Starky
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That avy is just plain boring, very below what you normally use, and all round unimaginative (couldn't even Photoshop an axe chopping into her or anything?).
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yours is;
a monkey with no fur
a god with no power
a trickster with no tricks
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Your misinformed, go read up on Sun Wukong, all three statements are false.
Your avys likely never saw any action (in or out of the bedroom); and if they have, it likely palled in comparison to past campaigns.
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Your avatar lives in the forest.
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Your avy's army relies on the theory that if they can't get lucky right out the gate they lose.
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Your avvy's looking sick from here.
Starky
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Thanks, your's is pretty badass too.
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@starky & jawmonkey: stop flirting and start playing the game properly.
your avatar's so stupid that it walked into a supermarket and starved to death.
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Your's got shot so many times...
Starky
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Thats really, really wrong; protraying Jesus as a vibrator. You've probably gone too far this time.
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Well yours sucks at monkeyhumping my oesophagus.
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Is your suit like the one's in "Dune"? Or are you really eating what I think you are?
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Its power armour primate!
And yours sucks.
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At least if I fall on my back I can roll over and get back up; stupid tortoise effect...
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thats what arms are for dammit!
Well you can die from my fist . . . the small one.
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Your's head feel a bit... lost in all that armor. (i.e TOO SMALL!)
Starky
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Its power armour primate!
It's actually artificer armour. I read that of that picture somewhere.
Starky's avatar was the first to have people kneel in front of him and take a part of him in their mouths...
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No, Canibalism is older than religion.
Your's look like it have been pressed from standard templates.
Starky
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Yours was made with paint (the generic pc program).
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Most probably. Your's wasn't drawned by you - You should...
Starky
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Dammit I can't insult my religion.
Whoo! Artificer armour!
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Your's doesn't have a helmet. WHy would you go to battle without a helmet?
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Why did you change to a worse avatar?
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Your armor is boring; tac squad marines have better decoration.
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Well at least i can purge unclean monkeys like you in style!
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I can kill your SM with a small torch and retransform him into cheap jewery. My avy can't do that, but still, your avy sucks.
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Not my new one! He shoots your avvys face with a gun that he only uses once in the movie!
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I like the new Bonds, but he's no Sean Connery.
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Who, incidentally, is WAY cooler than your avatar.
Did my jesus/blowjob joke go over Starky's head?
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You want Starkey's what? Dude, this isn't the place for that crap; this is a forum for a wargame, you want one of those other forums you frequent.
Almost forgot,! Now we know why you have two buff dudes as your avy... gross.
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Oh touche.
I don't know if you are serious or perpetuating ignorance...
Call me gay, but given that your avatar is all alone, we can quickly surmise that not only have all his male peers deserted him, but he is similarly repugnant to the ladies.
Least my doodz get some man-action.
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Urggghhh you just admitted your avy gets off on its self.
"Now, we call this position the 'Commando'"
Shudders
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You really are using the whimpiest icon in all of the modern 40k factions IMHO, I mean really, there's a heart. Shouldn't their army be led by Rainbow Bright ("Eldar, taste the rainbow" tee hee) or a Care Bear or something?
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Wimpiest? I'll have your head for that, primate.
Your's is nothing more than a stupid monkey looking for a friend.
And finding none.
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Yours is nothing more than a dead species looking for a hug...
and finding a million bolters pointed at them.
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Yours is a couple of wanna-be marines
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Wanna be nothing bro.
Ireland has undertaken more UN missions in the past 50 years than any other nation in the world.
Irish Fianoglach (specops) have been praised as the best and most discreet soldiers in the world.
And our training and equipment is on par with US Rangers, and certainly outstrips mere marines.
We just never kill civilians or invade other nations for money/power.
Your avvy is wearing a dress.
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Am not!
lolz I was referring to Space Marines, I have no particular love for US Marines lol
Urs wishes they were wearing dresses :P
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I concede, but rather think they are wannabe Kasrkin.
Dresses? Well, you know what those long, hard nights in a barracks full of men are like...
Your Avatar is arrogant with absolutely no good reason
"Oh, back in my millennium we had such an Empire..."
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Those bullpup stocks are going to make those guys deaf; one reason the U.S. doesn't use them. Did I mention the AR 15 is friggin' sweet to shoot?
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Your avvy no less ugly than the last time.
Your Avatar is arrogant with absolutely no good reason
"Oh, back in my millennium we had such an Empire..."
The Imperium always seemed pretty arrogant to me. Why do humans consider Eldar arrogant? Because they are filthy xenos who dare to believe they are not inferior to the Imperium. At least the Eldar try to have 'proof' with their arrogance ('we live a long time, we're an old culture, our technology's pretty nice, etc.'), the Imperium just goes "you suck because you're a XENOS!! That's all the reason I need!! For the Emperorrrr!!"
and it makes humans a little uncomfortable that they do so many things so well, it's threatening to their sense of superiority.
At least the 3ed codex has a Warlock talking to a Farseer, the Warlock raises a question, and after the answer apologizes for not having faith in his master. the Farseer tells him to question actions is always good. The Imperium on the other hand has all those snippets about questioning authority=heresy, and an open mind=double heresy.
The Imperium can say "well the Eldar are a fallen empire, how dare they act all snooty", but it's not like the Eldar deny that either. They know they caused the fall, they teach it to each and every one of their youths the price of arrogance, and now the racial existence of the craftworlders is dedicated to fighting the powers of chaos.
Eldar let an inquisitor, a human, into the Black Library, the most secret store of knowledge and power of their entire race. This human inquisitor has killed many Eldar, tortured them to death to learn knowledge to better destroy the foul xenos, and the Eldar for the greater cause of fighting Chaos, let him access to the Black Library. Could you imagine the Imperium allowing an Eldar anywhere near Terra?
Wouldn't Eldar be the least arrogant race in 40k? All of their claims they try to give some factual evidence, and they cautiously investigate most courses of action instead of plunging headlong in with arrogance.
now the most arrogant though, that would have to go to Orks, heheh. Nothing can shake the confidence they have in themselves. (But humans don't care since they aren't prettier than them)
HA!
Starky
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Apparently your pistol-totting, vibrator Jesus also seconds as a bong, because my avy isn't quite Eldar; maybe a post got deleted, but that still leaves you with that crappy avy.
Congrats on the tavern poster of the year, now you can die complete; send me your armies before you croak. :-*
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Wanna be nothing bro.
Ireland has undertaken more UN missions in the past 50 years than any other nation in the world.
Irish Fianoglach (specops) have been praised as the best and most discreet soldiers in the world.
And our training and equipment is on par with US Rangers, and certainly outstrips mere marines.
We just never kill civilians or invade other nations for money/power.
your avatar forgot about the IRA scam in gibraltar AND the total awesomeness of the SAS, which every other country just HAD to copy and say it was 'their idea'.
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bayonet or not, I'd still have fun stepping on your avy.
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Your avy is amonkey.
'Nuf said.
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Yours is a rebellious space
fairy elf.
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your avatar is a space chimpTM
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Your avatar is a mere rodent with no sense of its true purpose.
That and its head band is ugly
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Your avy needs to go see an optometrist.
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your avvy is really stood with his back to a mirror just so he can pretend to his mom that he actuaally manage to find a friend even with his terrible hygiene
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What? got tired of those sentinels always letting you down?
"Let what happened to cap'n Smokey be a lesson to the lot o' ya grunts!"
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yours is a filthy little so and so for taking a dump of that there cliff
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Yours is standing on what I dropped off that cliff.
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Your mum thinks you avatar is a disgrace.
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Sean Connery spits every time he sees yours and mutters something about "bloody disgrace..."
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I can't believe this thread is still going.
Your avatar sir, is clearly compensating, with the size of that stick!
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Capcom called; they want their character back.
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Jamie Hewlett called, he wants his character back.
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I refuse to watch that movie;Will I read the ancient manuscript, Hell Yeah! but never watch that movie...
Too bad your's will never be made into a movie.
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mine has a movie.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw
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Too bad in the next scene he gets shoved up the wrong end of a larger mammal.
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yeah a monkeys ass you and your kind
so so wierd
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The lighting in yours is horrible
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Your's make for a fine target...
Starky
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Now we know what happens when you mix a bratz doll and an ant...
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Your's silverback mountain auto-dildo is a bit oversized. But then, you prefer it when it gets all the way through his mouth...
Starky
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Your avy looks like a wrench.
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The way it's standing, your's obviously a crippled of the spinal column.
Starky
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It's due to whats hanging under the loincloth, which incidentally, looks a lot like your avy; except it has more teeth.
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Your avatar would fall over without the pole.
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Looks like your's lost, in a snowstorm, but lost is lost... FAIL
Starky
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Yours is far too skinny.
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It looks like yours is urinating like a fire hose.
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Yours is too black...
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Your's far too white - Dark Eldar, really? [Pfff...]
Starky
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I'm not sure what I would rather do to your avy; kick her in half by kicking her in the back or bust her head like a brain piniata with bat.
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Interesting.
Your's wear a soooo ugly mask (and knows it) that it just barf up it's last meal and choke on it.
Before swallowing it back.
Repeat.
Starky
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That's really me in the get up. Don't understand the hoses? It's so I won't get your tainted blood on my face while I carve at you with a chainsaw.
PS Contractor bags + duct tape = anti-zombie-fluid gear.
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Your avatar is weirdly out of pixelation.
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Oddly enough, I'm in your avy's picture as well; damn I'm hot!
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Yeah, your avvy's in the shadow over Tauir's avvy groin...
Starky
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I only like dark haired brunette daemonettes.
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The only ones who would take your avvy? Tsk-tsk. Red haired for me.
Starky
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I know how to banish your avy to oblivion, just part of being a good hunter of the undead.
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Since one of My Tavern Title is Necromancer Premium, all I can say is: Lolcakes, screw your undead hunting skills!
The next poster should eat more meat.
Starky
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She's sleeping
How? Those cats keep running too fast to catch one on a full belly.
The next poster hates colored type.
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Yeah, I do.
The next one like to write in a blander color.
Starky
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Why bother? All that work for three people to read it. ;)
The next poster likely didn't notice the entirety of a few prior posts.
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Aye, I missed the 'Sleeping Beauty' reference. :D
The below poster shan't be a mod but worse, much worse...
Starky
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Likely never as I have little spare time; speaking of which i need to log off and start glueing some of the Imperial sector.
Your avy is old and twice used, for shame Starkey! for shame!
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As opposed to those who don't have any or never change? Screw that, it's fine enough - And finding a new avatar of both Good quality AND interesting twice a month is a brute of a chore. Learn to live with Mines - You shall see more of the old ones eventually. :P
BTW, your avatar have a indistinguishable background.
Starky
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Your avatar is the avatar of a person who...oh whatever...
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Is your avatar giving someone a golden shower?
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Raw kitten are only for the poor.
BTW, I never saw you here, so welcome in the Tavern! :)
Enjoy it... While you still live.
Starky
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I would be scared, but coming from someone who displays images of obviously underage prawn, the threat is less than it could be.
Thanks! Its a good way to spend yet MORE time on these boards.
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Believe Me, this addiction is baaaad.
Btw, monochrome is sooo '50s...
Starky
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I joined last month, and have racked up almost 2 days already. Makes my wife sad/angry/jealous.
Better to be retro, than juvenile. What's next? Pok'e'mon?
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Neither.
Leave the tavern.
Oh yeah, your avatar is abdly painted.
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At least my avatar is not boldly proclaiming my latent homosexuality. A guy on his knees in-front of another.
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5th ed LOS rules make it easier to kill your avy.
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Yet its still easier to get my crappily painted mini to the 2nd floor or higher if needed.
So what's with the mask? Hiding some horrendous face like Sloth from Goonies under there?
Every time I see your avatar I hear calls of "Baby Ruuuuuth" drifiting through the air.
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That my friend is the costume of the "Supreme Commander of the Undead Containment Irregulars"; I'm writing a book (everyone should, at least once in their lives, I heard once), got about 50 or so pages written and now I really just needed illustrations. I refuse to show my face in the illustrations though (just seems vain to do so, besides it will create an air of mystery, no?), thus the mask.
Too bad your's is some trash eatin' dog with a poor armor save.
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My friends and i refer to it as ZTAC. (Zombie Tactical Command) You gotta be prepared!
I am fond of this particular trash eating dog, as its my first painted mini, albeit with some filters run on the photo.
And did you have to have a boy band in white in the background? Should I call you Joey Fatone?
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The filters you use on that avvy are badly applied. It remove any and all remorse one could have at killing it.
Starky
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I'd love to shoot yours with a psycannon.
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Your's love to be stomped upon by a leather clad nazi dominatrix.
Starky
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I could teach yours a thing or two about bloodletting and discipline as well.
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I like how your's have the capability to drown in his own mask.
Starky
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It's not really airtight anymore; it was only good for, errr... smoking tobacco. ;D
Too bad your's isn't good for much; to scrawny to be any good on the field or run away from a Khornate hound.
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Your avatar clearly states that we should be worshiping deific representations of beings on a lower evolutionary scale than us. Fool! we should be bowing down to cthulhu, or better yet, me!
Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
or maybe just the almighty rebar.
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My avatar supports the violent compassionless destruction of your avatar, namely with gas-powered lumberjacking equipment (e.g. chainsaws).
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hello robots are just necrons in disguise, oh wait thats good ok then they run out of batteries
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You can't even load an avy; you are not worth insulting, as you are an insult unto yourself.
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Your avatar's head stick out nicely for fast grab-twist-ripp-shower-of-gore-and-screaming-girls show.
Starky
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But at least George Lucas won't make 17 prequel/sequel/tie-in/toy-game-movie-deals of me
"Star Wars XIV: Jedi Jesus chronicles: Easter showdown"
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Your avatar is the worst example of clicking and dragging faces to pictures I have ever seen.
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Funny, your's doesn't look like a thread-o-mancer, but it still managed to dig this one out of the septic tank.
It's not my best; 10 layers, multiple hue/color adjustments (it started as a blood raven marine), lots of blurring and blending. I should have googled around longer and put an Imperial city behind me or something and I would have prefered to have a larger bolter, but that was the one in the original image. I'll give you one hour to do better, as it took me less than that to finish my avy. ;)
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yours has nothing what so ever to do with monkeys.
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And yours is not a fish guy, he even says so; and FYI that's the Monkey God himself, luckily I edited out my aura of awesome or else your eyes would have exploded upon viewing my avy.
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your avatar was executed by the inquisition for obeying the first commandment of the space marines:
"Thou shalt be cheesy"
clearly yours didn't have enough win.
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Yours is the avatar of one completely unaware of efficiency. The correct way to write your sig is, "This statement is a lie."
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That grease under your avy's eyes makes me want to tackle her, but not in a sexual way; just to crack her collarbone.
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Your's (and all the bloody brotherhood) get trampled on a regular basis under wraithbone feet.
And that's on it's good days...
Starky
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Your avy choice is sort of ironic, as the last time I played Eldar the player kept screaming "Oh Jesus!" everytime I took out a squad; Eldar seem to have a lot of trouble with armies composed of termies, dreds, and LRs.
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Termies are manageable. Dreads aren't too bad. Land Raiders either. Termies in LRs does make me sweat a bit, but that's why they invented the Brightlance and the Fusion Gun for... :-*
I praise high tech, although GW in it's wiseness and for game balance's sake, made really ridiculous rules for weaponry...
Starky
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Sort of like your avy would be little more than marine srge with a +5 save.
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Your's doesn't even get that 5++ :P
Starky
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Your avatar has no referance to any popular youtube spoof shows.
Oh, and by the way, according to Wikipedia, we don't exist!
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A) You post is obsolete.
B) Your avvy should buy a comb.
Starky
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A) Your avy should go buy a wig.
B) you're obsolete
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Forget the comb, get a chainsaw.
Starky
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Your avy should go see an orthodontist; those pearls are crooked.
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Yeah I know, too much biting off heads.
BTW, your avatar's fit in too.
Starky
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I know it can be confusing at first but that's my arm holding a bolter, not what your thinking it is, gross. I mean, I know Space Marines are super human and all, but I'm not wearing pink (e.g. noise marine).
Your avy's creator was so lacking in talent that they just gave up after ripping the grin off of someone else's work.
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Your's would need of a shinny new cheesy codex...
Starky
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Your's reminds me of GW's views towards a new DE codex... I don't see anything but an evil grin.
ohhh, hah hah, that post probably made a DE player out there cry, boo hoo, no codex today chumps!
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And your's is a perfect example of GW's take of 40K: A dick in Power Armor.
No smile either.
Starky
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Your last post made me make a smile larger than your avy's.
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Your are lying, your avatar doesn't smile and thus, phail.
Starky
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It took you two weeks to come up with that insult; that sir, is your fail...
and I liked the comic-book-style smile way better than your current avy.
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Mmm, which one?
Your avvy need to learn table manners, brandishing one's genitals substitute is awfully gross behavior...
Starky
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Your avvy need to learn table manners, brandishing one's genitals substitute is awfully gross behavior...
Starky
Then you might not want to watch how I eat.
Say those crosses are great, now hold still... pow!
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Your avvy's head doesn't have the usual plugholes in the head, thus unfluffy.
Starky
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They're on the left side, silly.
No one liked your avy, they lynched them; rumor had it they practiced witchcraft and scorcery as well.
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Your avy is green, green is weird. Suprisingly green is my favourite colour. Your avy is a heritic because bolter shells are bouncing off him.
Another Freaky Fish Guy, I am also 11 so eat that.
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It took you two weeks for your pathetic attempt at insulting an obviously friggin' awesome avy...
Your ducky sucky. ;D
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Was that bolter shells bouncing off your avy? I thought it was the left overs from your avatars last visit to the all male bathhouse flaking off of it.
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Your avatar is a prime example of what a camera should not be used for.........or small animals for that matter.
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Your armies' iconography has a heart in it and they're Space Elves; Wake up and taste the rainbow! you have an army of sissies.
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Your avvy is too stupid to wear a helmet. Headshots FTL.
Another Freaky Fish Guy, I am also 11 so eat that.
Last time you were 12... ::)
Starky
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your avy looks like someone has just set fire to a japanese temple and said person's eyes and mouth are leaving the scene of the crime.
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Sorry but you are another freaky fish guy and he has been caught red handed buy people
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your avatar is a freaky duck guy.
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When did they make a Joe Dirt anime?
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your avatar is Representative of 28mm toy soldiers that mimic imaginary armies trying to kill each other after agreeing to meet in a muddy field/imaginary giant city/desert and have big fight which is based upon throwing dice around and putting lots of 'dead' miniatures in a big pile out of the way.
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Yes, yes it is; and the game is friggin' awesome.
Your avatar however represents uninteresting underdeveloped plot and character development, inaccurate/disproportionate human anatomy (not the fun hentai ones either), vague ill-informed cultural references (such a huge cultural rift), poor translation, low effort cheap-ass animation techniques, morally void, immature, nigh-plagiarised Japanophilia anime crap.
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Your avatar is...bad
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Your avatar is...badass!
I know, thanks.
Your's look horrifyingly similar to the view of my toilet.
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Your's tabletop performances isn't representative of fluff.
Starky
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Metagamers aren't fluffy, neither is your avy.
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Whatever. Your avvy isn't as dark as mine.
Starky
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Yours needs to brush their teeth.
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And your's should sleep more. And commit some sexual act. It would be less stressed.
Starky
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It's how you keep combat effective/more angry.
Your smile isn't as sinister as you like us to believe; it is actually a clever arrangement of tic tacs.
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Your's arm is bigger than it's head.
Starky
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That's not an arm, its the unspoken marine enhancement (for assaults once losing your chainsword, seconds as a handy towel rack).
Your's has no arms.
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Jawmonkey's is a space marine, thus the avatar of choice for 5 year old sunday gamers who paint their ultramarine army one colour, and its usually thicker than ten coats.
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Your avatar doesn't rate high enough to get an original response, thus...
Yes, yes it is; and the game is friggin' awesome.
Your avatar however represents uninteresting underdeveloped plot and character development, inaccurate/disproportionate human anatomy (not the fun hentai ones either), vague ill-informed cultural references (such a huge cultural rift), poor translation, low effort cheap-ass animation techniques, morally void, immature, nigh-plagiarised Japanophilia anime crap.
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Your avatar have, clearly, no imagination.
Starky
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Imagination leads to thoughts of heresy.
I'm surprised you haven't figured out how to paste a bit more random crap in your avy yet.
What, no furries? Goru? tentacle Jesus/Santa Clause porn?
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It takes much dedication. Thank you.
Your avvy would do with some washing, unless you count the smell as a weapon too.
Starky
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Why yes I do; and subsequently, you've stumbled upon another "unspoken implant", my musk glands, not sure what they're for but i save a fortune on cologne.
Your's however stinks for different reasons.
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Oh really?
Your's wears the acrid smell mantle of intolerance and mindless cruelty.
Starky
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Your supposed to insult my avy, not compliment it, but thank you none the less. :-*
Oh, Eldar aren't Japanese, so why the lame crossover?
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Why the stupid face? ;D
A marine needs to be bold and hardened.
Not that face.
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Yours is James Bond. 'nuf said :o
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How is that an insult, you galactic hippy symbol?
Go hug some flowers
There.
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Yours is James Bond. 'nuf said :o
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I think a heart belongs with the eldar.
All hippies like that, don't they?
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Yours is James Bond. 'nuf said :o
WRONG. Your avatar is James Bond's shadow. 'nuf said
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P.S. Your avy still really sucks.
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P.P.S. As does yours.
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Yours is disturbing on.......so many levels
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Your's is a modified ankh, not a cross.
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yours has gone too far with bad photoshopping
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I give you one hour to make something better, because I made it in slightly less time.
Your's really blows, you need to change it.
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screw the insult i have a freaky fish guy in my avy!
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Funny, he doesn't look Tau, only lamer.
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Heh, the only non-lame thing about the Dark Angles is the Deathwing, and those fall to my 2 mystic inquisitor combo
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You said it yourself in your own sig,"I fail at tactics"... two inquisitors indeed, can they fight fifteen termies apiece at the same time, or are they geared for cc, because then I'll just hide them inside LRCs and blast away, charging at the last minute to mop up the slop.
Oh, anime sucks, get over your Japanophilia, its tacky.
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Your avatar serves only to further degrade the Dark Angels :P
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You said it yourself in your own sig,"I fail at tactics"... two inquisitors indeed, can they fight fifteen termies apiece at the same time, or are they geared for cc, because then I'll just hide them inside LRCs and blast away, charging at the last minute to mop up the slop.
Oh, anime sucks, get over your Japanophilia, its tacky.
No you mis understand me, I fail against shooty armys (The only friend I have that plays 40k collects Tau >_<) I do however, have very good anti deep strike tactics (A 5 man terminator assault squad drops in, my mystics are in range, within 24" are also 2 tactical squads, a tooled up command squad, a sternguard squad, and a dreadnought, decisions decisions... Just place a few Inquisitors with retinues around your force and you become virtually invulnerable to deep strikers, This was at my hobby store BTW)
Japanophilia, no, the only thing I like about japan is the anime, ever read/watch, Deathnote, one of the most philosophical things you will ever find (in entertainment) + Great story line, and motivated characters
And the pose of your avatar makes it look like he's flying backwards after getting shot in the pelvic regions
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If you think you can see that much going on with that Eldar banner I won't argue.
You can preach about "philosophical" and "deep" all you want; I can't get into a show with crappy music and a cultural rift wider than David Letterman's tooth gap.
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Heh, well anime isn't for everyone.
We should probably get back to insulting each other before this thread is locked for being off-topic
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This thread is 70 pages long, and you're worried about staying on topic...
Your avy has no nostrils.
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your avy's ears are too big
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They allow me to hear into the super and subsonic ranges.
Your avy is crooked, in more ways than one.
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Your avy has no taste in J-rock.
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Bolter fire is music to a Space Marine, especially those blasting your avy apart.
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And the shrieking of Shuriken blades is music to the Eldar, as they shred your awful avy into tiny pieces of ceramite :o
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And what a shame, your banner is shredded by angry, angry assault marines. . . and genestealers!
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Correction. I control Genestealers!
Which can tear right through James Bond :P
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but not his shadow.
Only the emporer can do that!
I again ruin your banner through automatic fire!
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Your latest movie was crap, which makes a change..........oh wait, no it doesn't :P
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You're still a galactic space hippy.
Go eat your spirit stone and get high, hippy.
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Ok, so the people who utterly devote themselves to a path, showing the utmost discipline, are hippies.
I can see the logic in that.
Your avatar is from America, which is in itself a fail
:P
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True. But it is probably one of the best things to come out of America.
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Actually, you're right. So no insulting your avy...............f or now
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Hippy.
Sorry, couldn't resist.
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Yank.
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Yank kills hippy.
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Eldar kills yank
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Eldar don't exist according to the Yanks.
Much like the WMD in Iraq! :D
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LOL true, they didn't
Matt Damon was mentioned in Team America, so that in itself is a fail
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Yeah, Team America is fail, its basically Thunderbirds Fail x 1000000000000000000 0000000000000000000 0000000000000000000 0000000000000000000 0000000000000000000 0000000000000000000 0000000000000000000 00.
Like your avatar
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Matt Damon could never be as cool as Jason Bourne............. ............
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But he is
was Jason Bourne!
what is your avatar anyway?
HIPPPY!
What is it?
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Ooooooooooo black text, sooooo clever.
Your avatar is insulted in that he missed the irony of my last post
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Well at least Matt Damon has skills.
Hippy.
I'm always going to resort to that now! :D
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Your avatar is the culmination of terrible, terrible, marketing and action movies of the 21st century.
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Your's is so dark I can't see squat.
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Your avy reinforces my convictions towards not watching that movie.
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You need to watch it, even your avy would.
Very subtle insult there. Monkeys can't see it!
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Oo, you're so clever, you cheeky devil you... ::)
Or rather, even primates don't want to watch the movie.
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Because they haven't grasped the concept of watching flat pictures yet.
Think about it.
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Your avatar is a freaky fish guy.
Oh, wait....
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It took you 3 days to come up with that? Even considering your self-proclaimed age I'm not sure what's worse, your avy or yourself.
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Stopped on the first rung of the evolutionary ladder, mmm?
Starky
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Yours ran out of fuel.
~Thal
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And your's is fragile of heart.
Starky
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Your's chokes on bones. ;D
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Your's a flea ridden banana lover. ::)
Starky
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FYI you're supposed to actually insult the avy...
Your chainsaw is missing pieces and the chain couldn't cut wet paper.
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Your's really shouldn't play with adult toys.
Starky
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Lol, I had it grafted last week - Nobody can resist me now.
And your avatar is unnecessarily violent.
Starky
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Lol, I had it grafted last week - Nobody can resist me now.
'nugh said.
Your avatar is somewhat... lacking in colors.
Starky
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Your's is going to end up in a flea market.
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We did NOT evolve from your avatar!
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I concur.
However, your avatar is too much like a newspaper: Black, white and read all over :D
~Thal
PS: Jawmonkey, please shoot me with that gun of yours for that terrible joke ^^^^^
Or Starky could chainsaw me 8)
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Alright: My avvy would chainhump your's like tehre's no tommorrow.
Starky
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Unfortunately, yours became jammed after a moth accidentally flew into the chain.
Shame.
~Thal
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Your screams "LOOK AT ME!!!! I'M A POOF" A heart...with thorns...
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Your's is a lie about you.
Starky
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I can't believe you've kept such a lame avy for so long; are you giving up? Going to change your sig to "I love 40k Online"? Or just google "stuff" and hope you the best? sad... sad, sad, sad. :'(
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You are right.
Your avvy isn't.
How a monkey could be 'right' in any sense of the word anyway.
Starky
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Dumb bombs are innaccurate and outdated; laser bananas are the way of the future!
[Pew! Pew!... sploot!]
"Take that commies! That'll teach you to send defensless monkeys into orbit!!"
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Unfortunately, your avy ate all the ammo.
Dumb primates.
~Thal
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Ever thought of photoshoping that thing so its a cross an not some anathema ahnk and a sissy heart?
Oh, and check out my batrep (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=182207.0)! It will gain you friends, wealth and popularity, honest!
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Your avvy could possibly by the only picture of a monkey in a suit.. being serious.
Dramatic hampster wants his look back.
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You are so wrong:
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi184.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx187%2FStarrakatt%2Fchainsaw-chimp.jpg&hash=fa98b4cbae94b376a34639edd95c312059b8c749)
This one remove his jacket to keep it clean though - Chainsaws are messy.
Oh, and your avvy is getting more and more obsolete.
Starky
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Your avatar implies that Americans have become slightly less prickish. Clearly our propaganda up in America Jr. is working.
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America Jr. my ass - Here we promote the hatchet over bombs. More scary.
And your's too white to be pure.
Starky
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We don't use those bombs anymore, niether do Canadians; they use old beer, doncha y'know. :P
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Yes, I shall enjoy one when lazying it out before a DVD (The Spirit) while you slave on your batrep, ah-ah!
A chromed gun looks cheap.
Starky
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But I won't feel too bad dumping it into a trash can.
Those bombs cost much, much more and you still might miss.
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They still kill more.
Your avvy looks perplexed.
Starky
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It can't figure out the point of the guidance fins on the rear; even back in the eighties we used bombs with apparatus that resembled an umbrella. That and Americans would write that on one bomb; so that more obnoxious things could be written on the other three. (like "I slept with your mom", "eat this!", or "Owned!")
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Your avvy obviously crapped himself at just the moment when he was trying to be BA.
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Your's has a pile of my "ammunition" atop your head. No, no, leave it; it helps to hold my beer [thunk] any luck with finding a two-legged avy yet?
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Your avatar is heretically stupid. Messed up. Friggin' disturbing. Good work.
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Your avatar is, in fact, a freaky fish guy.
Starky
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I believe your avy needs a diagonal line passing through the illustration to be correct.
Sorry, I was sooo harsh to your avy, I apologise. :P
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Your avy is so full of sarcasm that it actually exploded...
~Thal
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Your's is old.
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Your's an insult to intelligence and Good taste.
Starky
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Your's was obviously found at a forum dedicated to hobby-horse fetishes.
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And clearly, you got yours from this site (http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/monkey-pictures.html).
I think this is a far more suiting avatar...
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_Y0SHDg2-cFo%2FR3ZdsCP0DYI%2FAAAAAAAAALo%2FoUxbNKEQgqo%2Fs320%2FstupidMonkey.gif&hash=500061543b059a74a15d4c30fcac2c991b12da31)
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Yours epitomizes the Eldar... Gay artwork and a little extra gay spice, the heart XD.
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Your avatar is in fart range of a a Nurgle prince; i hope that mask is gas-proof.
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??? Wow fail insult...
Your avatar Is from a terrible show, and for looking said show, you must be way to young to indulge in the more fun parts of life.
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Your's bores me to the point that I no longer feel as if I even need to insult it further; really, its old and stale like a twinkie in a fallout shelter, change your avy.
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And your's, O great monkey god, is obviously photoshopped.
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Yours could do with a bit of photoshopping.
I mean, it's not like it could get any worse, is it? :P :P :P
~Thal
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Your's doesn't even have any insults left, so old it is.
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Whoever drew your's is such a bad artist they couldn't even make a couple smiley faces.
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Yours isn't wearing a trilby - would look so much more bad-ass. Not wearing shades either, and the gun's kinda boring.
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Your's is a close-up still of the "Yule Log".
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Your's kinda too hairy.
Starky
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I think she just cut herself.
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No, that's stomach sickness after she sampled your's, which taste awful.
Starky
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No, its because her apron is too tight; its squishing her guts.
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Yours is an embarrassment to all monkey kind
~Thal
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Your's is too green to be fully emo.
Starky
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I'm surprised you couldn't track down a hottie in a maid costume, covered in gore.
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I'm surprised you haven't graduated to furry hentai.
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I could say the same thing about your's; just what exactly is he holding in his hand, hmmm?
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Your's is too green to be fully emo.
Starky
How dare you sir; referring to me and using the world 'emo' in the same sentence; I am truly insulted.
@Jawmonkey
Seen yours too many times to be bothered coming up with an insult. You get a free pass.
~Thal
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Same goes for you Thal, yours is too old to warrant a new insult, so I'll use an old one.
Yours is a messed up ankh and a heart, WTF?!
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Your avy is too lame to show up in a newspaper.
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Jawy, your avvy is the epitome of Animal Realm's Revenge, without the animal feel.
Your's is too green to be fully emo.
Starky
How dare you sir; referring to me and using the world 'emo' in the same sentence; I am truly insulted.
~Thal
Good. Excellent. The joys of a work well done. ;D
Starky
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I can tell from the spray patterns and the queasy stomach that your avy is an amateur chainsaw maid.
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Your's still going to deafen itself. Perpetually. Won't ever hear the train coming from that side. Nope.
Starky
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Yours is British looking. 'nuff said.
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Your's is basic.
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Your's primitive.
Starky
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Yours doesn't even have color!
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*cough* Hypocrite *cough*
~Thal
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Alright, your's isn't emo, but it's too torny (I read your post in the Discussion Forum...)
Starky
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I posted in the discussion forum now..........?
Oh, that's right, the suicide thread.
Yours is.......something. ......
~Thal
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I posted in the discussion forum now..........?
Oh, that's right, the suicide thread.
Yours is.......something. ......
~Thal
Hows that biel tan coming for you in fifth edition?
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Who the hell is that? Wait, I don't care (even if the guy's done something amazing, actions still speak louder than lame pictures).
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That you monkey is an improvement over the last - Still, bad writers should be shot.
Starky
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The only good thing about your avy is that a bottle of Wild Turkey is about to get smashed by a large truck, nasty stuff.
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Your's fur is messy.
Starky
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Yours has KFC in it.
Admittedly (I seem to be using that word a lot today) I consider that a good thing, one of the few fast foods I will eat.
However, it does have alcoholz in it, which I don't like.
~Thal
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Your's is still the same; I don't think you should be allowed here until you change your avy, now shoo!
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Your avatar has a monkey using a typewriter !
What absurdity !
:D
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yours shows an ork showing obvious shame for an action previously undertaken. What ludicrous nonsense, orks are too dimwitted to do such a thing.
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Your avatar looks like Peter Pan on acid.
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Too bad Batman doesn't get an inv save.
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Neither does your silly monkey :P
~Thal
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Your flag is creased
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Your avatar has no theme.
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Yours is just an excuse to use bright lights.
~Thal
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Yours is still the same; surely there must be at least another picture out there.
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My new avy rips over yours
~Thal
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Your avatar is rather monotone, and thus, heretical.
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What are you sticking your fingers in? I'm not so sure that's an eye, gross.
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/\ George Bush.
Need I say more?
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Your's is too cute to be feared; you are a failed attempt at a chaos champion.
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Your avatar has been caught mass producing the new Dark Eldar codex for 5009, and has thus doomed us all to be able to see the uber-pwnny new rules without being able to use them in our lifetime. Crying face :'(.
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And just when I thought a break of two days might actually lead to a sufficient insult - needless to say, you have not fulfilled this.
Your avatar is, in fact, a freaky fish guy.
And he couldn't make a good insult if his fishy life depended on it.
~Thal
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Your avatar's gun is censored by.............4KID S! *screaming*
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Your avatar is worse than the hamster.
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Your avatar is definately not a freaky fish guy.
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Your avy is literally killing this thread, change it.
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I'm with Jaw for once; your avatar really does suck just that much.
Because of this, I won't insult Jaw's and will give yours another insult.
I would rather be forever stuck in that April Fool's Eldar Online Redux than have to view your avatar again.
~Thal
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I will only slightly insult your avatar for similar reasons; the gun barrel is a bit out of focus.
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Your avatar seems to have reading problems. I suggest glasses.
Starky
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Your avy is almost as hot as Silent Hill nurses. Thus, I cannot insult it.
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Your avatar isn't child-friendly.
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I bet your ork army is painted in the same color scheme as your avatar. ;D
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Your avatar is a nerd's fantasy.
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Your avatar is firin' it's laser BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ARGH.
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Too much colors.
Starky
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Too little colours.
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I will love you with Butter.
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Hi bloodflow, andwelcome in the Tavern, for I'm quite sure I didn't welcome you yet. Where do you all come from guys, we're invaded!
So: Not enough clothes.
Starky
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Thanks for the welcome.
So....was your right eye itchy?
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My avvy took a whip in the eye.
Making me realise that your's a sadist.
Starky
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A shotgun rids the world of your avy
*awaits the typical "A bolter rids the world of yours" response*
~Thal
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There is no point in your blurry gun....
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I like your's boiled, with fries.
Starky
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I like setting fire to yours.
~Thally
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Having too many colours is better than having no colours.
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While it's better than that Freaky Fish Guy, your avatar is still full of fail.
Got anything better?
~Thal
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Does GW even sell gaurdians anymore? You hardly see them in a list...
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For all we know, they haven't released any rules for monkeys yet, haven't they?
Starky
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It looks like a black and red cat. So classless.
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Cheezy japanese manga cartoons have gone outta style doncha know... Besides, it looks like he blew one off anyway...
Oh god, must change avatar!
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*Refuses to write anything insulting on account of an avatar so bad it insults itself by existing*
~Thal
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That Guardian looks really......threate ning.
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Your comic sales are incredibly low, even with your weird shorty shorts.
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Your monkey is probably going to destroy the typewriter he's typing at.
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You deamon makes no sense at all. I doesn't even look that deamonic...
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The chick on the left is obviously a Nazi.
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Your monkey is the one that started AIDS, poor thing, hes typing his will
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Hah your avatar doesn't have an epic laser blast.
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Voltron called, he wants his scarf back.
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Not that they started to teach you how to type, they move on to cosmetics testing next.
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They could teach you to wear more then underwear
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Your avatar needs a haircut.
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Ynow, Butters isn't even the main guy in south park.
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How original!! a stick figure...whats next, a pet rock?
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Someone ought to buy that heroine some new underwear. Granny Panties are out! :p
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I can't believe this is still going on.
A pet rock is more arousing than your badly CGI'd wonderwoman. ;)
Dammit, ninja'd.
At least the granny pants are in one solid picture.
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hahaha, good one.
I'm just glad my avatar has some depth to it. ;)
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And I'm glad my avatar realises, unlike yours, that it's a picture, thus has no depth at all.
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Odd that whilst my closed eyed avatar may perceive depth where it does not exist, your eyes shaded avatar could perceive that fallacy so clearly. Touche! ;D
FYI, your Avatars shades seem kinda clear to be functional :p
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Lol, I need my old tag for this to make sense but...
Handsomeness requires no logic.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/322150 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/322150)
About 5 seconds in, explains it all.
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I'm, sorry, I thought cel shading died of herpes in '84?
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It's the only means of protecting my eyes effectively from the monstrosity that is your scanned avatar.
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Your avatar looks like something you'd get off deviantartTM
And yes, that's a bad thing.
~Thal
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Unlike yours right? ;)
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Ouch....
My avatar could shred yours into tiny pieces with its catapult.
But it would be an unnecessary gesture, your avy already spontaneously combusted due to its own level of phail.
~Thal
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I say, I took a picture of my avatar with a telephone what what! Techonolgy these days eh?
Seems to have bypassed you elvish types. Pointy hats indeed.
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Your avatar managed to get re-captured, did it not, even with all its might?
~Thal
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At least mine can use full words and correct grammar. ::)
Ninja'd, again.
Thus, Raktra, is your avatar having a hard time deciding whether it's a wolf or a man?
Ninja's, AGAIN!
Back to the first one.
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Nice........goggles.
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I prefer my muscle-bound women to have more realistic breasts; all that physical exertion removes the fat, but I'm okay with that as they can protect me from bully's and use me like a barbell 8).
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Your monkey can only type 30 words per minute, how primitive
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Your avatar is the Ultramarines of chaos.
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Your avatar ain't naked enough.
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Is that excrement bursting from your back end?
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Excrement which yours can throw?
Ahhhh. back to the originals of the thread. ;D
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Your avatar is so simple I cannot think of a way to insult it...(Not sure if that is an insult :S)
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Mmm Quail is on the menu tonight!
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Hey!!! Check out the Gundam!! Oh...wait...its just a Tau...
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bloodflow, huh? So wonder woman, its that time of the month again?
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I'm pretty sure that avy has a load in their pants.
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At least his can wear pants. ;D
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What happened to your nose?
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I'm genetically enhanced so as to not smell the B.O. from your avatar.
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Your's is wearing a wife-beater... at least he's wearing armor comparable to other IG regiments.
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Wait what you are you going to do monkeyboy.
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I'm going to throw feces all over you and your pathetic avy, of course...
[throws slimy doo]
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I will bankai your ass into oblivion you diguisting creature. So classless.
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Back to the fat fangirl conventions for you Japanatar.
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Back to the fat fangirl conventions for you Japanatar.
Go back to your drawing pad.
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At least Raktra's Avy isnt EMO. Unlike yours...whats next? Too tight jeans and eyeliner?
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YOUR avatar is making feminine jokes.....
lol I agree though, any emo-ish avatars should be burnt without delay
~Thal
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I agree, plus anyone whose avatar tries to make a guardian look threatening.
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The virginal teen angst in your avatar is shocking.
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Damn this game, I LIKE your avatar...
The adolescent anger is equally shocking in yours ::)
lol
~Thal
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Feeling's mutual - I am both an angry young man and a fan of your avatar.
Despite it's phallic headgear.
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Yours is a by-product of Jaw's Silverback Mountain ActionTM
~Thal
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I know why the gun is fuzzy....your guardian is shaking in fear!
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Second rate comic heroine.
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Your monkey looks like hes high on heroine
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Your avy does not instill fear.
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Your monkey is a lousy Secretary!
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You were rejected from the COG.
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Pikachu called, he wants his pose back.
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Speaking of pokémon, arn't you one of those new ones? You know, the monkey with it's arse on fire. (that might help explain the look on your face!)
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What type of avatar is that? I cant comment on how....bad....it... is......
Did you just pick random clip art from a website?
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If yours is supposed to be following some theme with your name, I just don't want to make that connection...
The only super hero that turns into a super villan one week a month...
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You avatar fails at science, physics and life. Also spelling. Silly monkey.
(< These are owls people...)
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Your hooters are small and misshapen!
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Why would a space marine wear a baseball cap, much less backwards?
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Well, at least your skull is clear enough to show us you got no brains.
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Cool, a caveman space trooper... wait, that sucks.
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Still higher up the evolutionary chain than yours my friend.
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And so much higher then your lego esque avie.
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At least lego exists in the real world.
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Unlike your craptastic colourful affair.
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Least he has colour, two-tone.
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Yours is just boring.
I don't even know what it is.
Possibly worse than Butters....you really should feel insulted for that.
~Thal
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Hey, it's a play on words! They (the two cops) are driving a land rover, and they are running late for the breakfast special, duh! :P ;D
Actually....it is pretty crap now that I look at it. Thought I was being funny. All well, back to the drawing board.
Where's yours anyway?
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Your's gets poor gas mileage and has a tendency to roll over.
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your monkey looks... constipated.
Someone probably already said that.
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That's anger; he can't stand it that your avy was such a waste of design time. I mean really, a three-demensional stick figure, lame.
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lamer than a constipated monkey?
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At least the monkey has a face...and a wittier comeback.
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Mr.Tanks, your avatar is old and thus, ugly.
Starky
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Whereas yours is anorexic, and suffers from having only one, pupil-less eye.
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While yours lacks a background.
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Your stupid avatar, along with everyone else's, is preventing me from finishing my 40k story!
Hence, it is bad!
~Thal
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Can your avatar hold a pen while it is quivering in fear at the sight of mine?
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The only quivering we would be doing, is from laughter, cause your avy is REAL threatening.
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Your Avy can't even find the toilet in her 'invisible aeroplane'to change her tampon.
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Your avatar appears to lack a few minor details, such as an entire body.
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While yours is busy finding flaws in the anatomy of mine, it appears to have left it's right foot in the pit it crawled from.
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Why exactly does your avy have a feminine hygiene product stuck to his face?
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A hygeine product yours could apparently do with, keep some of that mess off the floor.
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Your's is old news, I'm running out of things to make fun of, seeing as how its so lame and basic. At this point in time it may as well be a picture of a square.
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Mine's cool enough that I don't feel the need to change it because it's being insulted by a monkey, wonder woman on her period, and Raktra's rock/wolf thing.
Unlike you, this is your 7th now?
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So... You sculpt sponges?
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A sponge you could use to clean between those cracks.
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Your avatar looks like a lego person
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Your avatar is unoriginal, that's already been done. ;)
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Yes, by your unoriginal avy.
@ Tanks: I'm sure this is more than my 7th; I change my avy's in relation to my level of rage, GRRRR!!!
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So your rage is dependent upon how constipated the monkey looks? Now I understand...
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[toot] your making me angry [toot, tweet] You wouldn't like me when I'm angry... ;D
Oh, your avy blows.
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Oh, your avy blows.
Wow, great comeback
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You couldn't even remember to insult my avy, likely the result of you being so embarrased of yours.
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Embarrased about what? Being stalked by all the constipated stupid monkey avatars?
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Ah, now your getting hostile and defensive, that's more like it! too bad your avy lacks a face, otherwise it might show its anger over having to walk that dog forever.
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Alright, this means WAR!!!
Wanna know the reason your monkeys lookin so munted?
Hes... Just managed to rape that poor innocent table. Oh how could you?
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Just managed to rape that poor innocent table. Oh how could you?
That was the best you could come up with? My, oh my, oh my....
Your avatar needs some lessons on how to insult people. But, I doubt its non-existent brain would be able to retain much, anyway.
~Thal
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oh look urs is an eldar. nuff said rly pointy hat. And whats that sympol in the bottom left suppost to be. a tree. now insult sikamaru if u dare!!!!! :P
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Shikamaru is in fact from that horrible manga/anime Naruto. As you so eloquently put it "nuff said".
I must admit I got a giggle out of the pointy hat statement :D
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Your avatar recognises it's own epic fail with a traditional facepalm.
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Your lizardman/dinosaurman/reptilianman abomination has pants.
This is absurd.
No one likes to wear pants at the best of times, least of all someone who probably doesn't need them. :-\
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uve got an ork with just a close combat wpn. hows that gunna help in the 41st millenium where hes just going to get shot it the face with burning hot plasma. not to mention his puny 6+ save.
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Your forehead is glued to your arm. Fail
@ -Ulfhedinn- - Did you not notice the wolfy bits? :'(
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I could not see his furry 'wolf bits' due to the pants he was wearing. Perhaps i should be thankful for the pants. :-X
However, it still remains an abomination, furry scales ....*shudder* ???
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Read the Architects dammit :D
Your avatar is another who has glued a limb to their face.
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Your avy reminds me of a cover to an alien romance novel. Whats his name? Fabio? :-*
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I quite enjoyed that bloodflow, nice (Y), even though your avy is clearly the love interest.
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Since my avy is clearly on her period. I might have to use that maxi-pad that is glued to your face.
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Your avatar definitely have a bad attitude...
Starky
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Did Bloodflow's avy bleed all over your background?
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YES.
Your avatar is the worst tint of YELLOW.
Starky
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I bleed on yours and pissed on his.
Yours is looking a lil' thin. Eat something.
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Some got to be much more offending in the past. Like this:
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And your avvy wouldn't be welcome in a church.
Starky
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Funnily enough, your current avy is still disturbingly attractive to me next to the old one. Grats.
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Why exactly are you using a picture of Janet Jackson wearing a doughnut as a necklace for your avy?
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Ah, the monkey wants a spanking, that's what it is!
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Go wash.
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You need a new picture, you don't draw enough, for shame!
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Not enough colors.
Starky
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Someones been into the Acid stash and looks to be tripping.
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Not even remotely interested in the platform your game is made for, or the game for that matter.
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Is slightly complimented by your comment that I don't draw enough, but hates monkeys.
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That, sir, is the look of stoned irresponsability.
Starky
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You only have one eye, and I'm pretty sure its hanging out of it's socket.
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Monkying around like that isn't gonna get you anywhere.
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Your's do well of wearing a cap, it hides the encroaching baldness.
Starky
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Your's is still wearing water wings.
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I've seen better drawings at the local public restroom!
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Whats with the shoulder pads tough guy?
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Sorry, my shoulders aren't as manly as yours is.
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Gears of War called....they want their "hero" back.
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There are so many better weapons out there than a lasso...
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Same old avatar, ever... 'nuff said.
Starky
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Mine is good enough that it doesn't need changing, unlike yours, which needs and 'upgrade' every time someone looks at it funny.
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Is that a mutated smurf? I cant tell with the bad light source.
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Your age old comic book heroine has long since faded from the annals of time, cuase she sucks.
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I find it very brave of you to post the family portrait, complete with captions. Very nice. Let me guess, you are the on the right? ;D
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Wonder Woman is psychological propaganda for the new (1941) type of woman who should "rule the world".
She spawned to create a new kind of superhero, one who would triumph not with fists or firepower, but with love. :-\
Wonder Woman makes use of her Lasso of Truth (oh please), a pair of indestructible bracelets (shiny aren't they? They just look darling with my shoes), and an invisible plane (check out my sweet ride).
In a 1943 issue of The American Scholar, Marston wrote:
"Not even girls want to be girls so long as our feminine archetype lacks force, strength, and power. Not wanting to be girls, they don't want to be tender, submissive, peace-loving as good women are. Women's strong qualities have become despised because of their weakness. The obvious remedy is to create a feminine character with all the strength of Superman plus all the allure of a good and beautiful woman."
Originally, Wonder Woman owed her abilities to the goddess Aphrodite for creating Amazons superior to men, with Diana being the best of their kind. However her powers would be removed in accordance with "Aphrodite's Law" if she allowed herself to be bound or chained by a male.
That's right: "If she allowed herself to be bound or chained by a male"
So realistically, they created this chick after the image of Superman, and gave her a gaggle of lesbians to reinforce her womanhood. Lest she be chained down by a man and lose her powers.
Your avatar is the epitome of superhero contradicitons and feminist psychological propaganda. Like everyone else, you should shake your head and try to forget she ever existed.
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all that from an ork.
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I'm just going to refer bloodflow to -Ulfhedinn-'s previous post. Geeze, I didn't care much for your avy, but I think he really hates it.
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Your's is stuck on copy and paste.
@-Ulfhedinn- - Bit much don't you think?
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Your avy lacks the depth of abuse that -Ulfhedinn-'s does.
Jeez, too much thought was put into that.
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Size of the goggles making up for something?
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Same could be said for your gun.
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Your avy is so menacing and angry!!! Grrrrrr!!! AAARRGGGHH!!!!
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says the girl with the rope! crack! crack!
youve been so bad!
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Did your avy get lost on his way to the North Pole?
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No but did your avy get lost on the way to the kitchen?
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If your avy doesn't die in the first volley of fire, he will likely run off field like a coward.
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Yuors is hardly combat effective. I leave him to destroy himself.
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I refuse to put down your out-dated piece of paper, fresh works please.
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Your avatar envies mine, hence the need for moar doodles.
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What momma lizardman couldn't stop inviting The Thing in for "tea" huh?
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What momma lizardman couldn't stop inviting The Thing in for "tea" huh?
That was clever :D
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I'm pretty sure he's angry because he can't afford a shirt.
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Don't worry, someone will give you eyes... Someday.
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What, too embarrassed to draw a lil' raktra, so you went with pants?
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he went easy in the rogaine, unlike some....
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all decked out and no one to blow............... ..........away.
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You can do that for him - he's all teeth.
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So.......when are you actually going to start taking art classes?
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when you gonna draw your own art?
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The same could be said of yourself, and your avy is lazy.
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No hes not, coming from a fraud1 That monkey can't type, its animal cruelty!
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I'm pretty sure the monkey has a higher leadership score.
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The monkey is fearless, so he plays chicken with trains.
And fails
The stupidity of fearlessness.
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Nice...lace...frock ...
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It's about 9 sizes too small for your butch avatar.
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The same can be said about the pants for yours.
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Your avatar is hanging christmas tree lights up.
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Your avatar has no neck.
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You hate your own avatar, your sig claiming we should forget it but at the same time you remind us of its painfulness just by having it in the first place.
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Your avatar is the star of a free internet game for 7 year olds called Club
Why the hell am I playing this stupid game? Penguin.
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Your avatar can't survive Straker's clubbing with a hockey stick.
Starky
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Neither can yours. What happened to the edges of your avy's pick? First time with photoshop?
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I can't tell if your avvy is planning to hang herself with that noose or is trying to seduce my penguin to use his stick to spank you
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I'm pretty sure yours is just skating while he figures out the appropriate angle to self-penetrate with said stick.
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I'm pretty sure your avatar is bracing itself for said penetration...
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Possibly your avatar won't be on the losing side this year. Possibly. ;)
Starky
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Possibly your avatar could terrorize the evil players that comprise the revolting Red Wings to help us; however they would probably laugh at its one-eyed is it a girl or a guy puniness :p
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When did a penguin actually get fingers and thumbs? Lets go Red wings!
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So, when is your avey going in for the op?
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your avy may as well be made from play-doh.
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Your avy should actually hire REAL animators.
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They wouldn't hire your Avy for five dollar porn.
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They would for yours.
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They'd be overpaying you with that. I think I can see a tampon string.
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Nothing worse than animated porn though. Especially poorly drawn porn like yours.
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Werent you in Predator?
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Weren't you in an XXX rated movie?
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I'm glad I never saw the porn you made with that dog of yours.
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Yeah, looks like your avvy is wearing the top end of an oversized red condom himself...
Starky
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And yours looks like it can't get enough of porn.
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That, but the mad smile comes from seeing your's...
Starky
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And the one eye comes from an embarrasing incident with a pair of salad tongs and a 5$ hooker.
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Yes.
BTW, your avvy's dog was owned by that hooker, and it have fleas.
Starky
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I took your avy's eye out making a bukkakke scene.
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And I ran your avy over, pure and simple. That's what happens when you try to fist fight a speeding armour plated truck.
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Your's is even more poorly animated than mine.
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Your's could do with some yellow... There!
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi184.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx187%2FStarrakatt%2F40KOnline%2Favatar_40668_1244464352.png&hash=f93bf37e4a5b7c89f0e7b8f5cf9454decb3e342d)
Starky
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That actually looks cool...
Two words buddy - moar food.
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Your's as a... tail. That's devolution.
That actually looks cool...
Photobucket editor ftw. Took no more than a minute. ;)
Starky
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The white clown nose throws the whole picture off.
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Your's should smile more.
Starky
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Yours should smile less...don't you know red is the color of losers?
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Ah, the good ol gay party scene...good choice.
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That red cap hides well your's shifty brow.
Yours should smile less...don't you know red is the color of losers?
That's why I write in yellow, penguin git. :P
Starky
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Yeah, he does some other things in yellow too, if you know what I mean... hehe...
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Your dog is well in the knows... As are the trees...
Hehe...?
Starky
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Your avatar doensn't know where its insults are going.
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Your's is ruled by a dog.
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And yours is ruled by cruel experiments with a typewriter
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How many fingers can he fit in there I wonder...
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We already know how many fingers can fit up your avy's...
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And I'm sure you are well aquanted with yours.
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If only you were so lucky.
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At least we have fingers, instead of the stumps you have.
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Your's is trapped in a cycle of dying violently over and over.
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While yours is trapped a cycle of flinging and eating it's own feces.
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At least I have an excuse for my apish appearance.
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Yeah, your mom was pretty ugly to begin with. And ape and a dung beatle, who know it could work?
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Your grasp of biology is astounding ::)...
Your avy's grasp of complex concepts, such as fingerpainting, is not much more than expected.
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At least I haven't been caught on camera drinking my own urine like you have.
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You just haven't seen the video yet. Know what else we apes do on camera? Here's a hint...
[throws slimy doo right into your face, the putrid mass trickles down the back of your shirt]
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Well, I'll be a monkies uncle! No wait, that was you, and that kid is your nephew and your son....
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Your just pissed because your avey fudged up it's active reload.
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Your avatar looks constipated...
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Your avatar is the internationally renown symbol for sheep buggerers ;D
Edit: Your country did spawn 8 Foot Sativa, who are in my book....awesome :D
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Your avvy wishes he was Gene Simmons, but no tongue can compare
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So which one are you in that mass of sweaty man flesh?
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Your avatar makes me think you're one of those people who sit at home having 'happy time' with themselves over female comic book characters....
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Your avatar makes me think you're one of those people who sit at home having 'happy time' with themselves over female comic book characters....
At least it is a cartoon, rather than a sheep.
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And does that tongue help your avey in his 'happy time' antics?
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There is no depravitry my avatar will not sink to in the glorious name of Slaanesh.
Your avatar looks most disgruntled and is a prude. You have a prudish car. FAIL !
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The only thing covering your avvy's junk is a he-man skirt.
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Your avy involves hockey... No more need be said.
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Yours seems to be in a bad mood...
Starky
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Your's is apparently doing something unseen to his junk with his other hand.
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While your avy has a hard time applying makeup.
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Everytime your avy faces a super villain that uses a magnetic device she ends up having a very bad day (and sellout issues coincidentilly).
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Your avy is a poor relative of humans! (darwin never said monkeys were related to humans. fact.)
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Your's is outmoded and cannot spell.
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your avy is using a typewriter and thus has no concept of 'spellcheck' or 'modify'.
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I beat your avvy up when I was four.
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you're avy promotes senseless violence in sports.
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Plastic toys are for kids.
Starky
::)
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And your's is a cat with a clown nose.
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And your's is what, a NOT-cat? Pff, I swear...
Starky
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And you avvy is simply what Tim Burton sees in his wet dreams...
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*Ahem* Starky's avy is from mine. Yours is a team proud of being the best at a mediocre sport.
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And yours is a cartoon of man wishing he could actually sing and have clear skin with wind blowing his beautiful flowing locks despite clearly being in outer space where there is no wind ...
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Your avy looks like it's going to enjoy the after game shower. ;D
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Your's was the "Cars" movie character reject; and that's bad considering they kept the Larry the cable guy and Cheech cars.
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Your's was a "planet of the apes" reject. Turned away because of its tendency to want to stroke everything it sees.
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Your avatar is just a stick just like those skin and bone actresses from Hollywood but IT will never get there. Just to plan.
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Your's will soon be chopped down to make toothpicks. Or be poisoned by the smog from my fuel guzzling vehicle.
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You do realize that your avvy and statement underneath completely contradict each other and you in fact are calling yourself a "sissy?"
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you're avy is essentially a man with no qualifications holding a something with words printed on it he probably cant read.
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At least my trees will last longer than your little robot.
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And the history of the Pittsburgh Penguins winning the 2009 Stanley Cup will last longer than your trees.
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Too bad I don't watch sports or else I might care. I have a personal qoute that sums up my view of sports:
"I'll watch football once they start using baseball bats, and baseball once they start keeping the bat when they run around the diamond."
Hockey is a sad second choice to the the one true game that we all want: gladiating.
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That typewriter is smarter than that monkey.
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And your's are trees that are too weak and pathetic to survive, they were obviously of no use to anyone (otherwise they would have been cut down by now or a house would have been in the background so to enjoy their shade), and no one will cry for them when they finally fall to the ground and rot. The only thing that will appreciate them, or ever did, are maggots, grubs, and other parasites, but they'll move on to other worthless trees.
Damn, I hope they're not some sort of life analogy or something... :-\
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Actually, my avatar is from a CD cover from a band named 'The Saddest Landscape'. They are a emo/screamo band. If you are into that stuff or what something sad, listen to them or just read the lyrics.
*Cough* Back to the game. Jawmonkey, that monkey throws its own poo and eats it sometimes. Mmmmm, tastie, isn't it? Those damn tree lovers cry when a tree dies though.
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The saddest part about that album cover is that its obvious they could only afford black ink, a strong indication that they are whiney and they suck.
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Your monkey has a whole playlist of emo on his ipod
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You spelled "Corn" wrong.
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your avatar is mainly appreciated by ultra nerds the world over.
At least my trees will last longer than your little robot.
do you not realise that polmers never decay, whereas you're sickly trees die in years.
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But my avatar can easily pull yours apart.
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And I can easily make road-kill out of yours with mine
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Yours is obviously suffering from bad gas.
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And yours isn't?
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[throws poop into your avy's mouth]
Thats what he gets for howling like a damned ape!
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Yours is obviously suffering from bad gas.
The truck is just upset at the prices, that's all. He can take his fuel.
Also, yours won't win any literary prizes, so just give it up.
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Your avy is obviously suffering from opposable thumb envy.
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Your avy needs more PUMPKIN!
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Your Avvy is retarded.
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Your avy looks like a huge gay sex orgy.
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*Insert pre-recorded insult about NZ*
However, on the good note, your women are so amazingly easy its a conspiracy ! I'm sure of it :-\
Poster below enjoys a daily dose of the Pink Taco.
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I love to shove you an your lame avy into a dead cow's taco.
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Okay, thats just wrong mate.
Your avy is almost as messed up as that was.
Wait a second, that isn't physically possible!
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That's not messed up...
what would be are your avy's; I'd love to bite their heads of and introduce them to my Silverback MountainTM action. Then just before b ecoming completely bored of the the little retarded corpses, I would cram them into the ol' Monkey Mortar and blast them across the yard, into my kitten corpse pile (y'know, the one I roll in so to smell good).
That should be a little more messed up. :-*
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Your avy is in grey, grey is boring. Your monkey is furry, great for a toothbrush.
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Your avatar is... something, that's for sure, but I can't make out what.
Starky
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Well, I actually liked the Twilight books, but the movie was mediocre.
So, your avy is partially made of fail.
PS: Blinky's is an Honour Guard elite from Halo 2
~Thal
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Well the movie yours was from was a complete fail in the story, and so was a robot wrestling match for 2 and a half hours!
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Yours' hair are full of lice.
Starky
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It's a hat.
And your avatar is so lonely, it's only love is actually a secret psychopathic killer.
Leaked content my sister got FTW!
KIDDING FOR THE PEOPLE WHO BOTHER TO TRY AND HIGHLIGHT
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Your hair are still full of lice under that ugly hat.
Starky
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And you still don't have a friend.
She's just photoshopped in.
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And yours have what... Been resized? HA!
Starky
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What other people?
It doesn't work.
Yours defies logic, and therefore, is crap.
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Yours looks like a pompous Spanish git. Need i say more?
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Yours couldn't tickle a Carnifex even if it tried.
Starky
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Yes. The Carnifex is called Bella.
And you can't tickle her right either!
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But I bet that damn "hat" could!
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Your's call for this: Hossa should be the one to brandish the Cup. :P
Starky
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At least mine isn't a disgusting fake pedifile zombie
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That's a vampire for ya! (BTW, I don't really care about Hossa, I'm a Canadian supporter - And yes, I know they sucked big time this year)
Oh, and your avatar is a thief: Yellow, tsk-tsk.
Starky
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Your avy hasn't been scary in a hundred years, really.
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WRONG - 87 years. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nosferatu)
Your avatar won't live as long as mine.
Starky
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And this is why you don't have plastic surgery kids.
(For any of you which have played Halo 2 you will know that this elite is the best in the game.)
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You can still kill him easy as though.
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True but what about on Legendary if you open the door and he is in lunge range. Your doomed.
Your avy is from the 1800s
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So?
Everything's hard on legendary.
Just chuck plas grenades before you go throuh the door. Boom!
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Yes but at that point the last checkpoint is on the oter side of the mausoleum and there are 4 hunters about 20 Ultra elites and other numerous things.
Your avy is strange
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Well, at least mine's human!
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Mine is Sanghelli what is so bad about that. Now they should make a super Honor Guard Councilor elite with 2 energy swords a body guard of 4 elites with Dual-wielded Needlers and energy swords. Also Super elite is stronger, faster and tougher. Or a hunter super thing 10 hunters all working together forming a shield wall 5 long and 2 deep.
First line shoots, then duck.
Second line shoots when first line is ducking then crouches once they are done shooting.
First line stands up, shoots, then ducks and so on.
Your avy is to posh
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Your picture is like a jet crossed with a cyborg that has 2 swords
as awesome as this should be there is one problem
it's blue
blue is dangerously unmanly
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It is actually white the highest colour for Elites and it has 1 sword.
You stole that avy off Sarge_md
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Your avatar is an awful hunchback.
Starky
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA says the hunchback. Despite your "vampire"/zombie freak thing being much taller than 6 year old girl, their heads are almost at the same height.
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...your "vampire"/zombie freak thing being much taller than 6 year old girl, their heads are almost at the same height.
You may not be aware but... have you heard of Twilight? 'Nugh said.
Besides, your avatar's collective brains is undersized compared to their bundle of muscles. Ah-ah-ah...
Starky
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Well...it's hard to insult it, but I can at least say it's not as sexy as the last one I commented on.
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Meanwhile, your Avvy is OH SO sexy. Gross.
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Yours could drink of that cup without spilling if it's life depended on it.
Starky
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I still don't understand why Kristen Stewart looks like a toddler in your Avvy. Why doesn't he just eat her already!
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Can't say, the whole point is piss to make fun of Twilight fans. My wife laughed nonetheless.
And your avvy is too many.
Starky
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I can see the obvious twilight spoof but the fact that you would even associate yourself with anything vaguely brushing upon the subject and/or subject matter of twilight is absolutely disgraceful
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And you ripped off someone elses avatar. Shame on you!
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Still too much hairs.
Starky
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Not enough hairs.
BALDY!
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Your avatar is too grainy.
Starky
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Yours is pirated
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Of course.
Yours has left a bad taste in history books.
Starky
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At least mine is rich, and was a hit with the Spanish.
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It is also stiff dead while mine is... well, not stiff.
Starky
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Yours puts Vampires to shame
~Thal
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Yours puts your masculinity to shame.
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Your avatar's neck is bigger than it's head.
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Well at least mine has a neck!
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Your avatar makes mine look like Mr. T
~Thal
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Mine is Mr T, Michael Jackson style.
Also, wait, what masculinity? That unicorn defies logic.
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Even my avatar could punch the beslubber out of yours.
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Well at least mine has respect.
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Neither of yours can match the awesomeness generated by mine
Therefore, I win
~Thal
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That's awesome?
Thats as stupid as me asking what sandbags are for.
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To know what breasts feel like as a little kid, duh.
But yours wouldn't know that, as he is most obviously a eunuch and does not care for such things.
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Your avatar can't skate without falling all over the place.
Starky
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your avy is missing half a face.
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I didn't realize yours even had a face
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Your avy has many heads but only 1 face.
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Your avatar has too many arms and legs.
Starky
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It has the same amount as yours. In that case your avy has too many arms and legs.
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I wiped out all of your Avvy's brethren on their precious ring last night in just a couple of hours. How does that make him feel?
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On Legendary (Oh and by the way they're not on Halo but on High Charity)
Your avy can't do all of the levels in Halo 1,2 and 3 with all the skulls on which make it harder on without dying a single time.
(Neither can I or any normal human being on Planet Earth)
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It has the same amount as yours. In that case your avy has too many arms and legs.
No-no-no, just yours.
In any case, yours is lonely, as Straker has judiciously stated.
Starky
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Well then so is yours.
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Yours is from the single most overrated series in video game history.
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Your avvy is a bloodlust filled bastard.
Well then so is yours.
NO WAY, just your's.
Starky
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Well you obviously bitten everyone and killed them so now, your lonely.
(I prefer Halo to CoD because on Halo you actually have an aimer and no Halo doesn't have to be realistic)
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But what about all of the other vampires that produced? Many Monopoly players!
But I digress: Your avatar is too... coloured.
Starky
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Yours can't be modern because it is on a ship with rigging and that means you are obviously not modern.
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Your avatars entire race got tricked into servitude by false prophets.
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Your's is ugly wrinkled.
Starky
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Your's needs to get with the times, seriously, black and white?
~Thal
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You have no feet. The mass of your cranium doesn't make up for THAT.
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*cough**cough*Newman*cough*
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*cough*Disturbing*cough*
~Thal
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*cough*Overinflated head*cough*?
Starky
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*cough*WannabeVampire*cough*
~Thal
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*cough* WE'VE ALL GOT THE PLAGUE *cough*
Bad avvy etc.
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Badly shaved...
Starky
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Worse than the last one...
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Aaaw, its not so bad, because you see, it could be much worse, like looking at the same monkey again and again and finding it uglier by the moment.
Starky
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Child molester..
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Seagull
~Thal
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Squishy bug.
Starky
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Pedophile
~Thal
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Huh?
Your avvy lack some background.
Starky
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Yours lacks life ;)
Too dull
~Thal
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Your striking scorpion is green..
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A white feather is an old symbol of cowardice.....
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Pixar Studios reject.
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A ugly floating head.
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Tyranid toothpicks
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As much as I hate to say this: Too much yellow.
Starky
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You have no avy, so I'll insult your name.
While not as idiotic as the many Eldrads to have signed up over the years (Really, check the members list) unit names sound like they were chosen by a 12 year old if used as anything but an honorific.
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Dude, either get an avatar or get out of this game. :P
And welcome in the Tavern.
Starky
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Dude, your avvy changes every day, but they're all the same damn thing; why?
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Not only that but you got your first ninjaing.
Thus: Your (new) avvy is in a weird format. Big deal indeed.Dude, your avvy changes every day, but they're all the same damn thing; why?
Meh, your own avatar fails to change evereday, I can smell it from here.
(Why? Just a trend my friend, I should get over it... someday)
Starky
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Good Insult.
I can't tell if your avvy is a zombie or a gay pole dancer.
Edit: God damn ninja starky!
Actually, just ditto to yours :p
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Google 'Noseferatu' you ignoramus! :P
Your avatar IQ is equal to the lowest player's number.
Starky
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OHHH some crappy old horror film, I'm so scared. Why did he waste his money having a doorframe cut specifically for his height/hunched build?
You do realize it's obvious how jealous you are that PGH is the home of the cup you lust after? Silly Canadian git...
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Your avy has dropped the soap.
Multiple times :P.
~Thal
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Your avatar isn't present in the GW game.
Starky
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Neither is yours ;).
Or maybe it is.
But probably not.
~Thal
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Kind of a cross between a Strigoi and a Von Carstein.
Anyway, your avy is an Eldar. They are a dying race because they can't tell their women and their men apart so half the random hookups end with two of the same saying "beslubber it" and going ahead anyway instead of making little baby space elves.
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They are a dying race because they can't tell their women and their men apart so half the random hookups end with two of the same saying "beslubber it" and going ahead anyway instead of making little baby space elves.
Your avvy share a bit of teh same problem Ô Pink Dude, except that they are too busy to plot and kill each other, that and act guro 99% of time - What's left to make babies?
Bunch of rapists.
Starky
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Your avy is that of someone with the auto-censor turned on.
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Your avy is that of someone with the auto-censor turned on.
You should see what's under the coat. :P
Your avvy is too happy.
Starky
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Your avy is too apathetic
~Thal
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Your avvy has it's throat easily bitten off by MY avvy - Bleh, Eldar blood...
Starky
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Your avy isn't a Twilight Vampire, and as such will crumble when I open a window and let some sun into the room.
~Thal
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Yours will fail if it can't kill enough in the first assault.
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Your's will die under any butcher's knife.
Starky
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Your's wishes it could be Edward Cullen.
Yeah, I went there :P
~Thal
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All the other aspects make fun of scorpions, just thought you should know.
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And all the other members of the animal kingdom make fun of monkeys, just thought you should know.
~Thal
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Yours a tasty morsel.
Starky
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You are a creepy beak nosed pervert now, but yesterday you were Edward Cullen, and tomorrow you will be Count Chocula.
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Straker. What are you doing in the Tavern in the first place, mmm? From most of your writing you seems to be a fairly normal person, without running egomania, paranoia or blasphemous tendencies. You even have a pitifully 'everyday' avatar and from a sport for gods sake. Tavern + 40K doesn't go well with sports. Unless I am awfully wrong and you are more akin to Charles Manson than I thought.
Starky
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I have some, just waiting for the 'right time'. ;)
Hey! Your avvy is friggin' bleeding!
Starky
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Too bad your's can't even do that.
Stupid old, decrepit vampire
~Thal
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Your avvy is mere food for mine though.
Starky
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You're avatar is so ugly...damn...can't find the adjective that horrid.
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Thank you. ;D
Your avatar is old news mate.
Starky
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The only thing creepy about your AV is the weird molesting uncle creepy vibe.
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Oh my... Thank you too. It makes me feels... Cuddly at home.
And your avatar is the same old brainless capped muscle man.
Starky
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I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie
I'm glad you won't see or hear me
As I fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !
Your mother left me here to mind you
Now I'm doing what I want to
Fiddling about
Fiddling about
Fiddle about!
Down with the bedclothes
Up with the nightshirt!
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !
You won't shout as I fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle.
P.S. ^^ is you Starky, just to be clear.
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Tha was a low blow. :'(
Nonetless, your avvy cannot NOT sleep for the sake of reproducing...
Starky
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Your's will wake up to a table leg sticking out of their chest, and his table no less.
"Wha- crap! and it was an antique, ughhhh...."
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Your's is not a real monkey, just a stuffed one.
Starky
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Yours isn't a real vampire, just a man pretending.
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Your avatar looks like a bad anime character.
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Look who's talking; your protective creature cannot ward me away.
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Yours still just a false, stuffed (and probably flea ridden) monkey.
Starky
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Someone should tell your avatar how bad meth is
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I've seen three users with the exact same avvy as you..
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Yours ain't exactly original either, friend ;)
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I know, but oldies are goodies, your avvy takes this theory to heart, but not.
just old. not good. bad hairy fatty. with crap camera.
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It lacks realism.
Starky
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Your avatar is a vampire of modern literature...
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Must be your hideously distorted and mutilated face of your avatar blinding you.
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How terrifying.../yawn
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Shotgun shells knock over your bottle.
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Hate to break it to you, but shotguns in video games can't so much as scratch a target that's standing anymore than ten feet away, which is dumb.
Shotguns in real life are pretty nasty, but video game shotguns are not unless you're in the guy's face.
Your avy has roughly the same amount of power as a video game shotgun, ie, none.
~Thal
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Your avatar won't survive a couple of powersword armed SMurfs.
Starky
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But as Starky tries so hard to find his avatar, I don't think I can bring myself to Insult it.
A part from the it is the most horrendous image that has ever been on this site and there for should be deleted by a Mod.
Thank you, I work hard to obtain such horrifed reactions.
Your avatar is still a mish-mash of colors that seems to have been painted by a demented and blind version of Picasso.
Starky
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Your avatar wants to digest air.
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Your avatar is late like tehre's no tommorrow when it come to insult, since mine is too fast for it.
Starky
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Your avatar has weird Eyes.
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Your own look too slimy to be honest.
Starky
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Your guy in the avatar is the poster child for birth control.
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Your avy is still those two sad trees, someone should put them out of their misery and cut them down.
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Look who's talking - Your avvy is still that depressed monkey.
Starky
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That's anger from your avy which resembles a middle-aged man trying to stike a pose.
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Exactly the effect I wanted, thanks for confirming it! :)
But your avatar is beginning to be boring my friend, why not stir up things like Sanctjud did and change avvies on a daily basis - A nice way to get modhammerred, which if I remember well is one of your dearest wish...
Starky
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I only expressed jealousy at the member who earned the title "insolent bastard"; just tell me that wouldn't rock.
Yours is more than a day old, I know because I remember seeing it yesterday, your obviously getting slow and lazy.
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You've still got that same old, boring avy and you have the nerve to call Starky lazy?
Tut, tut, Jaw.
~Thal
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:o. You stole SilverRanger's avy.
He won't be happy with that.
Mind you, there are at least three people with that "Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword" avy on this site.
~Thal
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Too photoshopped for my liking :P.
PS: Get your butt down to the Assault on Games Workshop banter thread and make a character if you wish :).
~Thal
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Your avy is worthless after the first turn they show up (e.g. they get shot up real fast).
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OMG you changed your avvy! But...to a ninja monkey with nunchuk bananas...I would gladly eat your pathetic weapon if you would be so kind as to swing at my mouth.
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Indeed, your avatar has a wide mouth, plenty of space...
Starky
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Oh yeth, I absolutely love eating shee? And speaking in slurz and spitting all over you as I speak. And being incredibly obnokshous. But you a big scary balding man who wears lots and lots of makeup, so me thinks to not insult too much...
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Your avatar is so easily shot.
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Your avy would be more scary if it didn't have those pony tails.
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your avy has huge ears..
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Yours is just trying to be tough.
The rest of us don't have to fake masculinity by having someone with a gun as an avy :P
~Thal
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Soo.. Having a chainsaw and a gun on your avy makes you better because...
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....because Eldar = win.
Your avy does not.
~Thal
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Your avatar has a massive head!
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He looks a bit confused, dim-witted. Unable to do simple arithmetic.
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Never play with fire they say.
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Never play with Demented armour-clad chipmunks they say.
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Are those burning rubber tires? Looks like the accident we had at the factory around here and they had to evacuate the area, it smelled so bad. Or is there a hidden meaning that I'm missing? Maybe the good Avatar is hidden behind the smoke?
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I never thought I would actually see the text book example of the Rorschach test for "suck".
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Says the cartoon monkey..
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whats with the gas mask, is he trying to hide his butt ugly face or something?
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right back at ya
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Your avvy's half blind with that mask.
Starky
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Does your wife know you used her prom picture? :P
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Too many arms and legs and tail.
Starky
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I could've said the same of your wife HIYO!!!
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Nice weapon, shame about the user. ;D
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Whoa! Who stuck a potatoe in your tailpipe?! ;D
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Whats up with that foot, seriously?
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Most members, when posting pictures such as yours, usually post some hot chick... oh... well... that explains why you play Eldar... :-\
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So his avvy means he's gay, then yours means you're into bestiality? Enjoy the AIDS.
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Look who's talking... :P
Starky
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OMG EW YOURS IS THE WORST *VOMITS ON OFFICE FLOOR*
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AT LAST! Someone recognise that most awesome avatar.
Your avvy is a... furry?
Starky
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you must be you're dentists worst nightmare.
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Oh look. ANOTHER Space Marine.
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Which is SO much worse than a generic anime comic too small to even read...
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It is soooo cuuuuuteeee! :-* :-* :-*
Starky
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is that a sewer in the back-ground, or is it just you're home?
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It IS a sewer AND home.
Too much imperial goldenish yellow there...
Starky
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Why does your avvy look like a toy doll more than a badass genetic mutant we all know he could be...PS at least all other avvys have a background, yours clearly lives in purgatory.
EDIT: NOOOOOO NINJA!!!!
Damn how is a vampire faster than my superior slothness.
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Your avatar is actually from the third Ice Age movie and not the first one, it seems to me
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Dear God I hope you are not so unfortunate as to actually own that filth you call an avatar...
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That dog in your avvy is badly drawn.
Starky
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go back to you're crappy B-movie.
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How's that for a model that never got a movie to begin with?
Starky
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*cough* Pretend-vampire *cough*
~Thal
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Not really, it's all a question of taste: Breast's size from a male person's PoV is purely eastethic purpose...
And your avatar is thrice worse than jawmonkey's.
Starky
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i don't think i want to know what that crap runing down his chin is...
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Hemoglobin. Your's.
Your avatar is still awfully backgroundless.
Starky
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Your's is Jester-level creepy.
That's a bad thing ;), just so you know.
~Thal
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Your avatar makes mine all happy. I mean, look at it's smile!
Starky
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I think Starky's avvy is in love <3
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Indeed it is!
However, your is drowning it's own hopelessness into the drink.
Starky
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Pray do it, I shall wait the results with eagerness... ;)
Your avatar makes me smile... which is a bad, bad thing.
Starky
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When I hear ''Life's Been Good'' by Joe Walsh I imagine your avatar singing
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Your avatar is scarier than Starky's...much scarier
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Your's is the product of a horrible joke.
~Thal
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Yours dies in book 17 from a failed cantrip (e.g. warm up spell).
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yeah sure make a dirty retarded monkey a freakin ninja
that's one messed up mother fxcker I don't want protecting my empire
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Any tank with rear armor 10 sucks.
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Yours has a banana for a weapon, real scary..
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Your's isn't impressive in the slightest.
~Thal
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Ginny. is. ginger
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Your avatar is a wanna-be solar puppy.
~Thal
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Your avvy has the hots for mine.
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You dare accuse Ginny of beastiality?
Your avatar was the spawn of a bad joke and cartoon animation.
~Thal
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Is your avatar a pic of someone cosplaying Ginny or the actor from the films? I honestly can't tell
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yours has funny eyes
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Why exactly are you using a feminine hygiene product mascot as your avy?
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why is yours a lower primate?
p.s mine is girr from invader zim
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Yours has even funnier eyes. Funny in a bad way
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Your eyes are staring, they creep people out.
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yours is an upside down twister, thats on fire
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Which is very powerful, yours is a strange bug laughing about his family being squashed.
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still a better sense of humor than a inanimate object!
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And mine isn't it is twirling. Unlike yours, frozen in time.
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I see no evidence that your flame is twirling
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Your dog is about to get kicked in the face.
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That dog's eyes have seen things your silly little demon cannot possibly imagine!
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I want to know when you sneaked into my house and got the picture of the dog head I keep on the mantle!
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Your avatar is a ninja? How lame...
Starky
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Its not funny using that mentally handicaped person as your avy, not... at... alll!
You used my qoute, sweet!
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Not as sweet as that banana tastes after what your avatar use it for... :P
Starky
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your avvy must be a reaction shot of what he did with that banana.
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Your avatar is a sad testimony of fanaticism.
Starky
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Your avy makes me want to go retrieve my gun for some target practice.
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Your avatar is armed with mine.
Starky
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Do Canadian's even know what a plantain is? I just figured between being so far north and being stoned all the time you guys wouldn't know.
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Makes me thinking, times must be hard for your avvy to be so scrawny.
Starky
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My avy can eat your avy.
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And my own can betray your's.
Starky
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Tell me about it...
Bananas cause constipation. They're my Kryptonite and my yellow Sun at the same time.
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You know, monkeys are irritating humpers.
Starky
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You're just mad because I prefer mangos.
The fruit, that's not some ambiguous statement BTW (e.g. "Man-goos" get it? hur, hur~shaddup!).
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Your subtlety knows no bounds...
No, but watermelons, especially in pairs, is something your avatar shall never know, solitary ninja as it is.
Starky
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Fresh off the banana boat I see.
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Better fresh than stale and deceased... Is that leprosy under these bandage?
Starky
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I miss the attractive one. She should come back.
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Your avatar is black on white.
Starky
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Yours is a banana with a smile, the thing is hat is a strange disease called Starkatises very deadly.
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Yours is a banana with a smile, the thing is hat is a strange disease called Starkatises very deadly.
No, that's a mouth with vampire fangs. Your sight is awful.
No wonder you chose that avatar thing as your own.
Starky
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Yours is nailed to a tree.
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Yours will suffer Icarus' fate.
Starky
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Yours is black and white.
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So is yours. Your avy's philosophy is bad.
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Yours is almost indistinguishable - too small.
Starky
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*Cough* Black and White *Cough*
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Is that a budgie in your avatar? Aww he's so cute! How old is he?
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6
Your dog is looking at the greatness of my avy and it can't help it.
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''Flying makes catching enemies so much quicker.''
....
Your budgie has enemies ?!
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yours is missing vaccinations
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Tongue is sticking out.
Starky
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Tongue is sticking out.
Starky
Is that a tongue+''Flying makes catching enemies so much quicker.''
....
Your budgie has enemies ?!
And yes, plenty.
Your banana is prone to being eaten by JawMonkey
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Or poison him.
Yoru avatar is a violent one.
Starky
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Yes very violent infact he is so violent he peels you.
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Wings breaks easily. And feathers burns.
Starky
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You're dribbling a bit.....
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That's oil leak from your transmission.
Starky
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You are an utter failure! Not only did you replace a perfectly cool vampiric banana, you recycled an old pic of a retarded adult, for shame!
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Nonetheless, I can smell the wet fur from here.
Starky
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And I can smell the B.O. from here.
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What's with the horse at the bar? Are you a furry or something?
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Oh I'm a furry? I don't even have fur, I have hair; look at yourself!
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Your avvy is an anthromorphised horse. My avvy is just a dog being a dog. I wouldnt be surprised if this were you:
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fth07.deviantart.net%2Ffs10%2F300W%2Fi%2F2006%2F086%2F3%2F1%2FFursuit__Clyde_by_jaxthebat.jpg&hash=84025481b96d918cda8e7e177db28ba4c0a11b0a)
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Yours is an antagonistic dog who stares at posters.
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Your avatar is gloomy.
Starky
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And yours isn't?
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Your avatar is the byproduct of human stupidity and human lust for capitalistic expenditures.
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Your avy is trying way, waaaaaayyyyyyy to hard to look bad ass..
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Says he who wears a big hat...
~Thal
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My guys not trying to look bad-ass. He doesn't need to..
Ranga ranga ranga ranga!!!!!!
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That's the best you could come up with?
I don't know what's worse, your avatar or your amazing ability to insult mine[/sarcasm]
:P
~Thal
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okay man ..this is halfway serious...is that a man or a lady for you avatar? (along with the inult of my avatar...seriously. ..man or lady?)
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Yours hasn't decided whether to be seen or not. I am back people.
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I'm happy your back (I'm just going offline, though :P).
Can't say I'm too happy to see your avy, though. Looks kinda silly to me...
~Thal
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Still
Sword > Wand > Ginny
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Angry space Russian > Winged guy
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At close range
Sword > Gun
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Dog eats birdy. My avvy>yours
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Dog gets squashed.
Dogs can't eat metal
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Vodka > Ur avy... what ever it it..
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I'd rather spend the day with my avy than with yours.
~Thal
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Again Ginny > Nothing.
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Of course Ginny is greater than nothing lol. But she is also greater than most things :).
Hmmmm my dream girl....
Oh, your avatar crashed and was swamped by Brutes. You've gotta stop playing normal, Blinky, drop down to Easy difficulty where you belong.
I like Heroic. With some skullz :P.
~Thal
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I play Halo 2, the hard halo. I play on normal, completed campaign; Cairo Station, Metropolis and The Great Journey on heroic and Outskirts on Legendary.
Oh and you can only get skulls on legendary and you can't keep them.
Dram Girl gets pwned by Harry leaving her all alone.
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Your avatar dies too easily to the good old Spartan Laser (ah, good memories...)
~Thal
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Ginny dies to all guns, she has no armour or shields.
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I beat your silly avy too many time already :P
~Thal
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Yes you beat me too many times but still I got so catastrophically bored of battle rifling yours. (Well no I could never get bored of shooting you.)
ßlinky
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Pfft Halo? Snicker!
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Strange, non-specific avy....
...not even worth insulting. That is an insult in itself :P
~Thal
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There is a break in the cloud meteorologists get ready.
Here is what I would have said.
Ginny > Break in clouds
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Ginny = Hawt.
Compared to your avvy anyway...
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*Cough* cloud men *Cough*
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You sir. Fail.
As do your avvy!
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You aren't the best at responses are you? neither is your avy. What is the point in it.
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I am, am I not? I won anyway. Compared to your avvy that is! bum da dish
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Why is there light in yours. you are white when everything is black. Everybody's elses avy has a reason yours no.
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Mine doesn't need a reason, because I'm the ruler of the Tavern.
You, with such a lousy avvy can't be ruler.
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Oh Starrakatt and Thalandir, he is contesting.
You avy has no distinctive features, apart from clouds.
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Don't you know? They're dead.
You like my clouds.
Your avatar has nothing to do with 40K!
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I've clocked halo 2 and 3 both on legendary with all skulls on. Ur avy doesn't impress me..
Ninja'd : Ur avy involves the weather..
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Halo 2 legendary? no because you must have gone through all of the levels finding all of the skulls then play all of the levels.
I shall not praise your lying.
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Is that a bad thing? Communist?
Do'h Ninja!
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clouds bore me.
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As do Halo 3
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Clouds bore me more than the almighty halo 3 bores you.
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Don't tell me you've looked more at Halo 3 than clouds.
Your avatar is getting repetetive.
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So is yours.
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Well, thank you for looking at it so much then. Swooosh!
You just got pwnt, as is the dude in your avatar.
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He uses his invincibility and destroys those clouds.
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Clouds can't be destroyed...
No one has passive invis in Halo 3 -.-
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Truthfully I play Halo 2 more, so that doesn't affect me.
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Touché.
Still, you have a H3 avatar so I'm still correct.
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Your talking about Halo and you don't even like it, rinsed.
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Never said I liked it, I own every Halo game including Halo Wars. I'mma fanboi!
Which is more than your avvy!
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Counter-rinse I said you didn't like
Your avy has nothing interesting about it.
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And still you like it ;D
Your fails to impress med.
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I don't like your avy!
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Yees, yes.
The dude in your avvy seems to die. Like you :O
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I don't like to die, if I did then I wouldn't be here right now.
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Said seems to die, not dead. Amg!
What does the guy do exactly?
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Squash people what does your break in clouds do.
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Shine.
Apperently he fails at it.
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Apparently so but then he wins the game splattering people.
Yours can drizzle on people.
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Mine can drizzle on your bike, making it rust... thus, CLOUDS > you.
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Not a bike, and your clouds are breaking so rain won't stay around for long.
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I control the clouds.
As I have sex with cloud-men.
See what I did there?
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We both really need to change are avys agreed.
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Agreed.
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Your avy is scared of mine.
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Apperently your avvy havn't seen Dragonball. Bullets? Snicker.
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Apprently your avy gets stuck on the stairs.
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My avvy can fly. Apperently yours is weak.
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Good with a sniper rifle.
Your avy has no meaning or purpose, mine is a sadistic hitman.
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Go watch Dragonball, until then your statements have no meaning to me.
As your cat. Tiny rifle, tiny bullets. shooting blanks anyone?
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Shooting blanks, Pah he is using 750 caliber.
Your avy has no meaning until you explain dragonball
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That guy in your avatar is carrying an excessively big stick. Seems like he's overcompensating for something to me..
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Well at-least he can tame your stupid mutt. Throws 'stick' (it is a big hammer) of a cliff.
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and now you have nothing
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Except for grenades and armour. And still your dog went off a cliff. i can just get another Hammer. (it is the Halo equivalent of a thunder hammer)
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That dog has stared into the abyss countless times before. He will come back stronger and vengeful. Just look into his eyes..feel his hate. Also he's not an idiot and doesnt jump off cliffs, but even if he did...stronger and vengeful..
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*Hit by a Gravity Hammer* Oh sorry I've just knocked your small dog into an active volcano.
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yours looks like an extinct animla, like a triceratops or something
making yours vegan
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And yours isn't.
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mines a robot
while yours looks like someone botched it up with a plastic surgery
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Your's is soooo easy to kill. Like a bug, or something.
I can just imagine it, I'm walking along the street, minding my own business, when splat, Oh, what's that, I've stepped on Cpt. Cool?
What a lame avy...
~Thal
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Ginny: Petrific-
Dog: *Mauls her*
Well played ginger witch, well played..
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your avy can't drink as much vodka as mine...
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Your avy is S3/T3.
~Thal
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S2/T2 for the frail teenage girl
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S2/t1 for stupid dog.
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Ugly beasty...
Starky
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Your avy is in black and white last time I checked.
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Like you'll get close enough to use your Gravity Hammer.
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ha, yours is only a pair of eyes
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Yours has only one arm.
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Yours is a Brute and so is stupid and pwnt by Master Chief
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Yours is a dog and gets pwnt by the pound keepers; it is better being pwnt by MC then PK.
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my avy who is a robot made of garbage has a higher IQ than yours
How does that make you feel?
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Atleast my avy knows how to use his IQ.
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Elite > Brutes.
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Hieneken > Volka
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My, your avatar is a n00b in the Tavern...
And welcome in t-h27. :)
Starky
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A bad Halloween costume is an avatar?
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So is a skull?
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So is a fiery demon. Really people don't believe you when your 20 feet tall.
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Oh you can talk, Mr. stock encounter
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And your dog can talk.
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He talks to me when nobody else is around. My parents and psychiatrist say he doesn't but ohhhhhhh yes he does. Yours just grunts as I shoot it in Halo.
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stop having [censor] with that dog :(
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My, my, a Tavern Games vet-n00b.
Anyway, your avvy is a screamer - surprise-surprise... ::)
Starky
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nothing but stakebait!
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Your avy has the herp.
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Your's is the archetype of greedy phail. Black & white phail. The worst kind...
Starky
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We've stayed here long enough, but if I were a taxidermist I would tell you to get stuffed
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But you aren't.
Thus. AND BLOODY STAYING ON SUBJECT.
Your's would look fine as a baby seal furry.
Starky
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yours is epileptic
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TV addict, pfff...
Starky
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Yours is a spasticated moose head what more do I need to insult.
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Yours haven't any LOL.
Starky
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That moose hasn't had its head chops off, it was so stupid it ran through a wall
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Your avatar is no moose.
Starky
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Yours is no brute.
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Yours is an ignoramus: It is no moose, it's a stag.
Starky
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Yours can't hold a big hitty hammer or wear armour.
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Your avatar is some kind of lowly, greenish mould.
Starky
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Yours is brown furry mould.
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How many times do I have to tell you that Halo=amphetamine parrot?
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Mad as a hatter. Your avy is some demented alice thing.
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Hat is ugly.
Starky
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Horns are strange.
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I can't even make up what yours is.
Starky
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Your avy has muscle spazms.
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I rather like my top hat...
Seen it before, you running out of ideas?
Halo still sucks.
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Alice sucks more.
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Pretentious git, yeah...
Starky
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Your moose it is so annoying with its mesmerising repeating head spasms.
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Yours get epileptic - And its a stag.
Starky
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Your 'stag' had lots of hag, beat it up and shove it in a cupboard.
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Blinky, until you can come up with something better, I'll be insulting the avy above yours.
Starky, it's time to move on.
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I did, black & white is sooo yesterday.
Starky
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Stag can't beat a rusty robot on a strange tv program that my brother is watching called 'Jimmy'
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As is Evil Dead.
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So outmoded.
Starky
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I am going to have to disagree trophy on my wall above my mantlepiece.
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Ok. Your avatar is a metallic blob.
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yours is on fire, in a bad way
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Yours doesn't need to be on fire to be bad.
Starky
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Deer is dead.
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yours has been dead long enough to decompose
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Not as dead as Invader Zim.
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Who care, as skull's a skull. Shame on you for giving GW free advertising.
And welcome in da Tavern Grease. ;)
Starky
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Good to be here........ Bambi ;D
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Eh-eh...
Your avatar is too dead.
Starky
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Eh-eh...
Your avatar is too dead.
Starky
Undead, which is a sight better than a laughing moose/bambi/deer thing. Seriously I can't tell what exactly is in your sig.
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At least it's alive. Lets face it - there's more things you can do to a living thing than dead - unless you're a necrophiliac..... In which case, you would probably prefer your avatar.
Sick bastard.
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Nah, I prefer them with the flesh still intact.
Anyway, your avy should be Burgers' avy.
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That hatter is far to be the best character of L.C.
Seriously I can't tell what exactly is in your sig.
Reading is usually one of the thing your learn at school...
Starky
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I'm afraid my eyes rotted away centuries ago........ Ah well, at least I have my head attached to my body.
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But NOT that most important fleshy part, does it. :-*
Starky
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How lovely, an evil, undead bambi. Looks like something out of a C-grade horror movie...
Got anything new, Starky?
~Thal
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looks like you've got a 12 year old prostitute as yours.
at least the possessed deer trophy has some appeal to it
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Rightio' then... ::)
Seriously, a motivator as an avy? Those things are the pinnacle of lame.
~Thal
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at least mine doesn't atract perverts and under cover cops
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That's only because no1 knows what yours is
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Your argumentative skills are so unpolished that you rely on your avatar to deliver a message that only logic, in any way, shape, or form, can claim the privilege of proclaiming.
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Your avatar looks like mutated tentative as a trophy...
Starky
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Your avvy's orgasm is frightening, especially considering it has no genitalia...
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And yet, the horse in your avy is strangely turned on by it...
~Thal
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Ginny.is.ugly. Only in your fanfics is she anything but.
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I'd do her. Can't say the same of your avvy though...
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@: Straker: Why the long face? (that was for Wraithlordalex)
@alex: That avy trying to prove something or what?
~Thal
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Ginny really isn't that attactive...
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But your avy is?
BTW, I think Ginny is very attractive :P
~Thal
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No, I pick my avys based on things other than how attractive they are. I swear, Nikkie, Deborah, Layla, Anza-Chan, Rai-Chan, Kaoru-Kun, and Ashley are all talented individuals. Unlike anyone who would go anywhere near a Harry Potter movie.
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yours is bald
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As for Starker, honestly I cant bring my self to think of a insult, so please everyone help me out.
You are like the 80 millionth person to mispronounce my name. God, I feel like Raktra :o
Also, thought you left the site wraithlord alex, glad to see you didn't.
Ginny really isn't that attactive...
Yay for the same insult 4 posts above!
And now, for the sad, sorry poster above me...
Not only is your avvy also bald, he is a robot. While you think he would be advanced (let's say built in the year 2100 shall we?) and have his own IR receiver/transmitter, he still has to use a piece of technology from the 20th century. What a dumbass.
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This new method of insulting is amazing.
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shouldent your's be in excruciating pain??? his head is on fire! must be so distracting that he is running around wildly and couldent hit barn door at 15 paces with that rifle
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Your avatar is as ambiguous as your username I have just decided
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Your avatar's original is dead and quite cold now.
Starky
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you are very furry and frighten small children
Not only is your avvy also bald, he is a robot. While you think he would be advanced (let's say built in the year 2100 shall we?) and have his own IR receiver/transmitter, he still has to use a piece of technology from the 20th century. What a dumbass.
He ain't bald he's got an antenna and is alien, also already said is he is made of garbage
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Sorry, I don't pay attention to talking trash
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I don't pay attention to horses drinking booze.
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Well of course you don't pay attention to it, YOUR HEAD IS ON FIRE
Your avatar's original is dead and quite cold now.
Starky
Gene Wilder is still alive..
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yours is an angry man who likes to taunt children with candy
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Your's seems to have trouble playing dominos.
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Jawmonkey yours has banana nunchuks strapped to its hands, how on earth does it play dominos.
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Your's died many a lag death.
~Thal
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Ginny dies in the 8th book, Harry ejaculated to hard.
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This isn't the place for your child-porn fan fics, you flaming headed pervert
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Called having fun, Ginger who speaks a silent language.
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this coming from a blueberry
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you should talk you look like some thing i crushed with a news paper last night.
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at least his avatar is cute, unlike your dull DIY avatar
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yours has obnoxious coloured text that changes repeatedly..
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Actually yes I have.. twice!!! I was in hospital for a week with 2nd + 3rd degree burns...
Your avatar is moody..
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ah well, I lived
Anyway back to the game. Your avatar is glowing.. (not sure how thats insulting, but meh)
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Ever received the wrong end of a Molotov. I thought so.
Actually yes I have.. twice!!! I was in hospital for a week with 2nd + 3rd degree burns...
Talk about awkward... :D
Your avatar is too Russian to be honest SilverRanger, really.
Starky
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Your avatar is too Russian to be honest SilverRanger, really.
coming from a demented deer head on a wall?
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Your wraithlord paintjob sucks.
Actually, that's a bit mean especially because I really do like it (*was too big a Tremultuous O to go through with the insult*)
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coming from a demented deer head on a wall?
That's MR. DEER for you.
@Straker: 'Cold Beer'. For a horse. Really.
Starky
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They're shots, dummy; Why the hell did you go from a vampire fetish to a muppet one?
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I didn't realize your avatar could get any uglier, but sure enough...And by the waaaaaay, by the wayy, I'm drinking not eating.
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You're a horse? Well..I never
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You're a man stuck in 3 seconds of time, doomed to repeat himself silently and have his mouthed words spelled out in ugly red text all over his chin and face of the rest of his life? Enjoy the seventh circle of hell.
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Being stuck in 3 seconds of time is better than just being stuck.
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Your's will die from a sharpened piece of candy, held by a sugar-shocked tyke.
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And yours will die from e-coli poisoning, caused by it's own stupidity.
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yours will die in an inferno of flamers.
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and yours will decapitate himself with that sword
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Your avatar is knida... well, blue and Alaitocesque, thus not as kickass as Iyanden ones.
Starky
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and yours was decapitated by a drunk red neck.
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Oh god, another marine. :P
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yours is a badly dispositioned black and white car
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yours can't get his TV remote to work.
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Hat is ill fitting. 'Nuff said.
Starky
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Yours is a deer that has obviously met with Snacty and Jester...at the same time.
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yours is a cliched demon.
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Marines are cliched enough already.....
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Lobster with some carrots? Is that what your avatar is? I think SkeeNom hates you.
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Your avatar is quite stupid and stuck on repeating time-lag.
Is it 'Good day, sir you lose.' or 'You lose, good day sir.'
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Your avatar burned his brains out a long, long time ago...
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Your avatar burned out not only his brains, but his liver, a long time ago.
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Goddamit! your avy is to hard to think of an insult for!!! DAM YOU SKEENO!!
Ummm... your avy is self destructive?
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Your avatar censors his own words and doesn't even speak in Russian
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yours is wearing a purple vest
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you have interupted me and Sarge. that is insult enough garbage can.
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you ruined the zombie thread, overly armoured halo character
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You? Don't you mean we. And we were still thinking of new weapon for the benefits of others.
and armour is good but tin cans er not really, no.
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Do you know Scorpion from Mortal Kombat? Your avatar is like him with the flaming skull, except that Scorpion is cool and not lame.
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look whose talking fruitloop.
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Your avatar cannot scratch his back, like ever. Madness.
Starky
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and yours doesn't even have a back. even more madness!!!
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Your avvy is balefully lacking in the LOL department.
Starky
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That moose won't be laughing for much longer after I bag it and throw it into the dump.....lol
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Your avatar reminds me of a movie from my childhood...... In a bad way.....
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Lose the nid porn, everyone knows those aren't "feeder tendrils".
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And yet those bananas you carry....no, wait too easy.
Let's just say your avy is bad and move on from sexual references, shall we?
~Thal
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Ginny broke a nail.
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That gun is just compensating for a lack of something else.
~Thal
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And your avy isn't compensating for something you lack?
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Do you know Scorpion from Mortal Kombat? Your avatar is like him , except that Scorpion is cool and not lame.
Replace ''Scorpion'' with ''Kano''
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look whose talking fruitloop.
i reiterate...
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Your avatar is a lame Smurf who has an identity crisis.
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Your new avatar is just as cool as your last one!!
*that wasn't a compliment*
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That's rich, coming from an avy as lame as yours. At least he had the decency to change his ;D.
~Thal
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And you should do the same, I mean, come on, think of all the pedophiles that are going to be checking out your avy.
Wait a second - she's not hot enough for anyone to check her out.
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What is that, a cartoon baby lictor? I'd punch that wimp out.
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He's going to become unemployed soon, because unfortunately for your avatar, my pants are home of the whopper.
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just like yours after GW tanks.
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I think that includes yours as well you know....
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And yours will be left to rust when gas prices go up even higher.
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yours will be canibolised by the hive fleet when all of the prey are consumed.
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Yours will be consumed by the Hive Fleet before the Lictor is Cannibalized.
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what the h*!! is that?! it looks like an insane artist tor up a checker pattern and put it back together in random places.
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Your marine is holding his arms in defeat.
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and youve got an edible weapon. at least his can kill things.
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How can yours shoot that gun? He has no eyes.
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And it's sad that your unfortunately does have eyes, just to see the the horrid faces people make when looking at that disgusting thing.
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And yours is quite obviously a pedophile.
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Your tentacles are caressing the genitalia of a dead pikachu something, and I'm sexually awkward?
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good comeback
king of burgerking(look at the logo on your crown)
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Your tentacles are caressing the genitalia of a dead pikachu something, and I'm sexually awkward?
It's a fire dragon...hahahahaha .
Yours is a badly painted WL.
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and yours isn't?
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another marine....
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It's a fire dragon...hahahahaha .
SilverRanger, your animation of Yarrick is even worse than that FD...
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Shut it child rapist..
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Your avy clearly cannot handle the heat :P
~Thal
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and yours gets kidnaped
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The yellow helmet on your wraithlord looks like it got hit with one of jawmonkey's patented "poop faxes"
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Wipe that blood off your avey. It's disgusting.
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get a decent paint job.
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Took the words right out of my mouth.
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Hard to insult your avatar, because I like Skeeno's Work...but...
Your avatar was resized badly.
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Betty, your avatar is some weirdo mix between a badly frawn werewolf and something winged.... :-\
Starky
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yours probably laughs too loud in the cinema and gets told to shut up
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Dude, your's is worse than the twins in Transformers 2.
Starky
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yours did the voice over for the twins.
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Yours admits that your life is uncool.
And thats it for a week, folks
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little too heavy on the eye liner emo ninja?
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Your avatar is what it says in your sig...that shoiuld be bad enough.
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You are no longer a demonic deamon, change your avatar Tauir...
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Your avatar perfectly epitomises yourself.
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your avvy is a big rat with wings stuck on.
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Stay clear one furious chick coming our way. (must be the day of the month)
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i think that your avvy got vaporized by a gundum in the first five minutes of the show.
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The fact that your avy is a motivator should be insulting enough.
I mean, really, why do people use those damn things as their avys? The smaller text underneath is always impossible to read. Hence, Motivator Avys = Epic Fail.
~Thal
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Whats with the scalpel. Seriously..
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your avvy looks like a doodle by a noob artist.
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So, your avatar is a picture of Aunt Flow?
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Yours is an insult to a 40K website. Besides, the grin is kinda silly.
Starky
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Your avatar looks like something out of a vore comic
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Your avatar seems to look down on your quite eclectic tastes about comic strips. [shudders]
Remind me to not ever sending you a pet mouse. :o
Starky
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Yours is a reprint.
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yours is a generic monkey with a ninja get up on.
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And how exactly is your avy representative of a "Dregogg"?
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And how did yours learn the ways of the ninja?
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and ow did yours "learn the ways" to get eyes and a mouth?
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Your avatar don't friggin' eyes!
Starky
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Your's is screaming because I'm behind the wall.
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If that monkey's choice of weapons are a pair of bananas, he's even less intimidating than a fruit fly.
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Did I tell you that I didn't see a single Nid army at the Ard Boyz Semifinals, I guess they really do suck all that much.
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Did I tell you that I didn't see a single monkey army at the Ard Boyz Semifinals, I guess they really do suck all that much.
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The Joakero do not maintain standing armies; if they did, they would rule the known Universe.
Yours was so poor I forgot what it looked like while remembering how to spell Joakero; you my friend have a lame avy!
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My avatar is the infinitely badass Richter, yours in a ninja monkey.
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He looks sad; did the alterboy quit?
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go back to the zoo flea bag.
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Your avy is too complex to be an avy all I see is a pile of moose nuggets, the top one being on fire.
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Your avatar doesn't make sense. Worse, it makes mine laugh all the time.
Starky
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You're seriously going to to accuse someone else's avy of not making sense with an avy like that?
Seriously?
~Thal
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Seriously
Yes.
Consider this: I could have been far worse...
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi184.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx187%2FStarrakatt%2Ffj934gErikgungif.gif&hash=e4f34b23174a70d8853922b73fc53e40f245d12d)(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi184.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx187%2FStarrakatt%2FVampireBat.gif&hash=c99263455f2ffdfa1a31d953971d170bca27a6ce)(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi184.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx187%2FStarrakatt%2Fewwbutcool.gif&hash=5ce2826d87f43af01e79734c51d6c38dbca963c6)(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi184.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx187%2FStarrakatt%2Fbatshark8lm.gif&hash=aa6733c80a4270027c6f425c51ff1f26d3826429)(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi184.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx187%2FStarrakatt%2F751514370_s.gif&hash=24bcd757f707aa20c7f736e389a8c798a673d2cb)(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi184.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx187%2FStarrakatt%2Fpyramidhead.gif&hash=909a81decc6bddc87aa2e7de2cda817613328d06)
See what I mean?
Your avatar is... very still.
Starky
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Why would you use that ugly moose for so long when you could be using the Red Pyramid one...?
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Ugly white background.
Your avatar doesn't have armpit hairs.
Starky
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Ugly white background.
Your avatar doesn't have armpit hairs.
Starky
A girl not having armpit hairs is a bad thing??
And i have saved a good five of those gifs, you are my hero starrakatt
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A girl not having armpit hairs is a bad thing??
Well, I had to find something... It doesn't look too bad with dreadlocks though...
And i have saved a good five of those gifs, you are my hero starrakatt
Behold my Photobucket collection. (http://s184.photobucket.com/albums/x187/Starrakatt/?start=all) :D
Starky
P.S. Ur avvy isn't credible in it faith.
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P.S. Ur avvy isn't credible in it faith.[/color]
It isnt what, i cant even tell what yours is
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Watch Evil Dead 2, greatest horror movie of all times.
Your avatar's faith still crumble under mine's loling 3vil.
Starky
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Watch Evil Dead 2, greatest horror movie of all times.
Your avatar's faith still crumble under mine's loling 3vil.
Starky
I dont know what my avatars faith is, thats not why its my avatar
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I dont know what my avatars faith is, thats not why its my avatar
Who cares? I still had to find an insult (which you didn't :P).
Nonetheless, black & white is so passé...
Starky
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and your flash animation looks like it was made by a 4 year old.
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oh look, a motivational, whered you get it from, /tg/?
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do you enjoy haveing a pedifile for an avvy?
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Are you from spas-man united? Or atleast your avy.
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Yours suffers a horrible fate of being murdered by children over and over.
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and yours gets molested by those children at birthday parties.
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Your's really is just too busy to be used as an avy, and I know you think its reall cool and all, but there really is a size issue; you should change your avy.
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is yours sad that michael jackson died?
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What's the point of a demotivational poster if one can't read it?[/pink]
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WTF? Your new avvy is haven't enough of it.[/ green]
Starky
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I can not remember what movie your avatar is from, most have been a amphetamine parrotty one [/color]
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Your avvy looks like it might walk into another room, break down in tears, then shoot itself.
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Careful, some fat girls keep cameras in their belly folds; as evident by your avy.
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Clever, coming from a lesser primate with a complete lack of training in the art of ninjutsu.
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yours isnt any better, i mean he just sits there in the dark all day.
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Okay, the resolution is real poor; so is that a chainsword or a boner?
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your silly monkey brain can't tell the difference..
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Yours is angry because it only has one arm.
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Yours may be a ninja, but it still throws its amphetamine parrot around like any other monkey.
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Yours is a try-hard / anime over-the-top spikey headed fool.
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Yours is wearing a tshirt, those really instill fear... :-\
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Yes. Yes they do :D
You are a monkey?
~ Thal
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Your's an usurpation. :o
Starky
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Yours is a bunch of funny flowers.
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And what is that? A black & white megalomaniac vampire? Peuh...
Starky
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I bet your really angry because they cropped the bunny out of the pic.
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Well, yes I am.
The fact that your own avatar is going to fall VERY hard doesn't seem to bother you, which make you a cruel bastirch.
Starky
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Your avatar would burn in the event of a match falling into them.
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I can kill yours with a pencil, and very likely, faith alone (I'm an ordaned minister).
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I can kill yours with a pencil as well, but I'm just creative.
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Considering there's no sound on these forums, your slightly less obnoxious than a mime.
damn, qoute that; I love it when I just type the first thing that comes to mind.
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Your avatar is old and boring.
Wanna some I dug on photobuket?
Starky
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yours is too optimistic.
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and yours is stolen from who............OH YES....the person you just insulted
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I cannot insult your avatar, it's a Wraithlord!
However, the color is wrong.
Starky
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Your avatar would die in the old of a bitter winter.
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Only dorks and old nerds know who your's is.
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and only morons think yours is anywhere near cool.
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I can't even read what yours says..
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Your's the epitome of lack of details.
Starky
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You're avatar looks like a cardboard cutout that someone went crazy on with a spray can.
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Your's lacks in everything mine have.
Starky
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Your's is the plaything of bees.
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Your avatar sucks. What a amphetamine parrotty avatar, i mean seriously, king of the turd mountain.
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And yours is grim, depressing and slightly disturbing. At least mine now comes with COLOURS! 8)
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Shouldn't camouflage make something harder to shoot?
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Bannana Nunchuks? And what he hurls stars made of his own feces?
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Bannana Nunchuks? And what he hurls stars made of his own feces?
DO NOT ask him that, you could actually get an answer...
Besides, Abbadon sux.
Starky
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Sunflowers, really?
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Master chief is an over rated soldier who cant take a few rounds and suck it up despite wearing power armour, i mean come on most other characters can take a clip to the face and still keep charging oozing with testosterone.
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Your avatar would inspire Sanctjud, always a BAD thing.
Starky
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Those flowers are mutants as they have smiley happy faces and will be burnt by the nearest sob.
(off topic but whos sanctjud also the only reason i posted again)
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Whats your chapter called.
"sons of the pink fist"
"knights of the loving hand"
Or is that the "we are so talented we nuked ourselves" chapter?
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That man looks like a sad soul whos wasted his life on a boring repetitve cycle
also thats harsh coming from the chapter who lost so many to those pansies the iron warriors
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crimson fists, or should I say pink fists? Wait a while and they'll all be extinguished...
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Awesome! my favorite metal shirt art, one of the best purchses I've ever made out of another person's car trunk... :P
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That man looks like a sad soul whos wasted his life on a boring repetitve cycle
also thats harsh coming from the chapter who lost so many to those pansies the iron warriors
Big words from a second founding chapter, didnt you guys get all the people the imperial fists or the templars didnt want?
Second, losing sieges to iron warriors is common, losing a siege because you dropped a nuke on your own army is not.
Ive already commented jaw monkeys avatar enough
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Why are you looking at us like that? :-\
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Ever chip a tooth on a curb? ;D
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ever fail to succeed in your plans?
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That banshee looks like a hunting trophy in a commissars house or something.
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is that the severed hand of your good avvy?
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You still have a motivational.
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and yours is still pineing for the alter boy.
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This would be true if mine was a priest, instead of a soviet piano player.
Uneducated remarks from someone with a motivational, what a surprise ;)
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Soviets can play piano? :D
Still lame...looks like he's trying to see something in the distance.
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Millions of years from now, alien life will discover your avy, and make fun of it before busting it up with a bat.
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As opposed to your avy; they'll just vapourise monkeys, won't even bother studying them before they kill them.
~Thal
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Autobots are awful fighters, they can't get anything done right without Prime.
Starky
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Prime would squash your pathetic avy anyday.
Seriously, are you tring to prove that you have a more feminine side or something, Starky?
~Thal
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I was trying to tempt you, of course.
My avatar's ficsed, and it's meaner than your's. :P
Starky
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God... It looks like someone just brought out an outdated 3D animation tool and just smacked his head on the keyboard a few times... It's so bad that it shouldn’t even be here as it makes insulting it too damn easy.
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All considered, your avatar have nothing to do in this game.
At all.
Starky
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All considered, your avatar is obviously constipated
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And why would it be so, kind sir?
Anyway, your avatar is kinda unfriendly.
Starky
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yours is a coward who beats fleas.
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yours is cannonically wron as that sob is wearing the wrong armour and has blonde hair.
(seriously the best i could come up with >_>)
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you probably couldn't see that i just changed it through those dorky sun glasses.
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yours is off to see poppa smurf and run away when things get to tough.
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yours is a meat shield to be expended at the drop of a hat.
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ah touché but at least we dont pose like a bunch of faries when we're fighting
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yeah, you pose like a pixie princes.
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Yours is an ultramarine
I have to praise the poster two spots above, for having a guardsmen oscar as his avvy
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at least mine has color.
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ah jesus, MORE marines. :P
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you should be talking, your avvy is a hummer.
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Your avvy likes giving hummers
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Your avvy looks like they just told him no more altar boys.
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Yours is cool but overpriced; he's also got a hairstyle that looks better on an Ork.
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I won't insult yours, because it's new, it was about damn time.
Starky
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Your avatar looks like the work of a 6, no make that 5 year old child.
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Yeah... But you're on it too. Under thw whip I mean.
Besides, your avatar is... just another SMurf.
Starky
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Your avatar was done in Microsoft Paint
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You have no avatar. That's the worse insult you can get here. And it is a serious one, no laughing.
No welcome in the Tavern until you have one.
Starky
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Well, its a rehash, but at least it moves now.
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Stroking your chin does not make you smarter...
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Nor is that showing off of teeth.
Starky
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Begone Satan, and stop hitting those people.
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You are amongst them.
Your funky avatar is straight from Hell. I've been there. I know.
Starky
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you need to spend more time on your avatar as i did on mine.
if you wani i can improve it for you
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clean off his head, it looks like a bunch of pigeons took a crap on it.
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You marines arn't the saviours of mankind, WE ARE! (the guard that is.)
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please, you guys are only the meat shields sent ahead to soak up the spray of bullets.
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Both of your avvies are just lambs waiting to be slaughtered by the mighty Eldar.
Starky
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so says the space elves. you idiots blew up your own civilization.
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Yeah sure, that's what's written in Imperial history books.
Propaganda.
Your avatar is too small, deyails are almost invisible.
Starky
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Your avatar is a testament to your own selfish violence and dominion for power prevalent in the human race.
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Your avatar is a testament to your own selfish violence and dominion for power prevalent in the human race.
Thank you man, thank you [wipe tears]...
Your own avatar is actually, while a testimony of human cleaverness, also a decaying piece of junk.
Starky
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Your avatar is also an example of a human's fear of pain.
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Or more precisely: Starkyesque thirst for vengeance and Taverner's fear of pain.
Your avatar is still rusting in Mars' desert, and is now used as laughing stock in mildly good/bad movies.
Starky
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You know that the term "AHH" could also be an exclamation of satisfaction, right? Then again, some people are pleased by a chef's hat with a piece of licorice I suppose; still, not one your better choices for an avy.
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I like your avvy, its an improvement, an evolution if you will, it might even evolve into a decent one sometime.
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Yours will only die, much like it has lived, sadly. :(
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yours has no nose.
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Careful wiping your face with that power klaw...
[throws worm-infested doo into your face] :-*
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Yours is wondering why nobody took it seriously as a writer (That's right, I can remember that far back in avies :D)
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Imagine that greasy fly in the way when your's at 50 mph? Your avatar should wear glasses. Really.
Starky
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LOL guize kawaaii anime girl wif an evul lookin fing, im so original!!
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al-ways look on the bright side of life *whistles*
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Facial expression = cucumber + exhaust pipe.
nuff said.
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time to retire yarrick. you'll never catch the ork
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a flock of pigeons fly over head and deposit their cargo on you new paint job.
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Likely a cool choice for a desktop background, but way to detailed for an avy; besides, what does it really say about you?
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Well, what does your avy say about you?
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Your's shows a deep fondness of old men with claws.
~Thal
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Your avy is crying because decepticons are superior... All humans must die, ROBOT RULE!!!
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Hey monkey! Wanna peanut? Lol
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OMG ROFL... ::)
You know what happens when you just wash your car...
[Monkey climbs into a tree and procedes to create copious amounts of feces, bathing car in filth]
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Damnit. This is no fun insulting yours. It's like laughing at a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest. Funny, but ultimately very sad.....
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Surprise buttsecks
its the best i got.
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Still the same bored (and boring) one.
Starky
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Yours is a cock! ;D
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That paint job come with its own battery?
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its not halloween yet so take that ugly mask of your avvy
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Space Marines do know fear.
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not nearly as much as that lictor fears the flamestorm cannon.
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For some reason, ive noticed marines, the most loved GW army, have a tendency to lose to the eldar, a lot.
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Can't you at least make your avy an animated GIF, being stomped on by a titan or something?
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No, but I can make it into the dumbest avatar this site has yet to see.
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Hmm, Do I detect jealousy? No, no go on ahead, you may use my avy for while if it makes you feel better. I had no idea I could influence other members in such a way.
Nice avy, good choice.
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The ape avatar mirrors your simian intellect.
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oh boy, another androginous anime character. What show is he from, i cant tell, they are all the same. Bad animation and no plot.
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What can I say that I haven't said already.
Monkey avvy FTL.
Starky
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I really would try to insult your avatar, but i honestly cant.
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*peels banana and eats it in front of you from inside safety of six tonne armored truck*
Ha! No banana for jawmonkey! Lol!
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Shows you what kind of people buy armored trucks, considering im not insulted by jawmonkey not getting a banana.
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The meaning of Life? Do I throw the amphetamine parrot at the tourists or do I taste it? Who knows, these questions are for more advanced forms of life.
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I cant really insult your avatar, the fact its abaddon says enough. But whats that right above it. Chaos, and nids, oh boy, and then the thing that says "newbie". Interesting, i will ponder this while throwing poo at tourists.
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*blinks in disbelief*
Wait, your not Jawmonkey. Your the other one!
Impostor! Mods! Mods, come quick!
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yours is posing off of a crappy pixar movie extra.
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armies:DIY spess mehreens
avvy: ultrines
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Now you've done it! I had to go and change my avy; do you have any idea how awful one has to behave in order to deserve an avy so sweet?
[Monkey pistol whips Eidolon, then gruesomely chomps off his face, before pummling his unconcious body with feces covered hands]
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That's what happens when Robert Deniro goes back to the past
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Your avy is holding a teddy-bear-esque IG trooper and a slice of pizza in their other hand; that's not scary or intimidating.
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pen>sword
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Your Avatar is: grey, dull, cliché and pretentious.... just like your insults.
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You cropped poorly; the original image is much better towards the left.
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Silly ape! Guns are for kids! :)
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silly tagi, eyes are for people
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You do not deserve that avy, it thinks.
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Oooh, silver bannana! Bang! :o
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Remind me, who was the first Legion to retreat from Terra after Horus's defeat?
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Suns of Horus,formerly the Luna Wolves, but history has shown us that sometimes the situation calls for a strategic withdrawl. Now you remind me who was the first to go gay for the emperor?
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yours gets the crap kicked out of him every time he leaves the eye of terror.
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I saw yours on a t shirt worn by a 14 year old
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Nice tablecloth....oh sorry thats a tie.
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*smash* oops!
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Too monochrome.
Starky
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know it all book worm
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Feel like a broke down engine aint got no driving wheel
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Hmmm, who is that? Oh wait, nevermind. I don't really care.
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I dunno who wrote it, but the version i have is sung by bob dylan, you uncultured ape.
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No, seriously who is that - I have no Idea. Should I know who it is, cause I really don't :-\
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Your avatar is a total ignoramus. And so am I...
Starky
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Your's is tackier than normal.
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You belong in a cage, you damm dirty ape!
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I read your motto as "no cum on the seats please" and thought to myself. Well if its tagi's car that wont be much of a problem.
No, seriously who is that - I have no Idea. Should I know who it is, cause I really don't :-\
The avatar or bob dylan. The avatar is Sviatoslav Richter, a phenomenal piano player from russia. Bob Dylan is a folk singer. Look both up.
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and still nobody cares.
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Is your avy licking himself? :o
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Is your avy licking himself? :o
wow that's almost as pathetic as the paint job on that model.
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Is your avy licking himself? :o
I think it is legionaire. ;)
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whoa .. a truck uglier than Tow Mater from that Pixar flick
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hmmm.. meet my friend Mr. Hammer...
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and meet my friend mr. eraser...
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Meet my friend mr cool.
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right back at ya.
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St. George would make a rug out of yours
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St. rocket propelled grenade would make a wreck out of yours.
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meet my friend mr. shot gun.
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Isn't yours a Pokemon?
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nope, but yours is now totally irrelevant to your name.
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How is yours relevant to your name, beyond being something you pulled off of deviant art?
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why did you steal that pic from a stalker site?
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Too bad dragons are always beaten. And it's always by something as simple as a sword, or an arrow. That definitely shows how awesome dragons are.....
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this coming from the monster which gets killed by a power fist every time.
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dragons are cool, im 14.
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No further questions...
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Your's is unworthy of knowing the truth!
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oh waw, my primarch is a traitor.
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What is yours looking so be-atchy about?
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I would probably be making that face too if 20 cops just came out of my ass. I bet its hilarious. :o (see-why did you pick that avatar? in tavern games)
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All that power armor and you've got a combi-bolter...
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All that power armour, yet you forget the most important part.....
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you should get a refund on that commission
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Yours is in need of a dermatologist - it's skin is shiny.
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YO YO IMPERVIOUS IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT I JUST WANNA SAY SHEEPZ HAS THE BEST LICTOR AVATAR
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yours failed to capture the emo look i think you were looking for.
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Thats Lucius Vorenus, the most badass man in all of Ceasars army. Of course someone with a dragon avatar wouldnt have ever watched rome.
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he got trumped by the roman empire
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Dragons are faux pas.
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Space marines are faux pas..
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I do not know who your Avatar is supposed to be, nor do I care. What is important however, is I find it about as threatening as a tampon.
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You don't know Commissar Yarrick? Ha!
Plus, why isn't yours in a space hulk getting chewed on by a genestealer, hmmm?
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Yours would be lucky to have a 6 for it's AV.
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Mario's going to jump on your head when you die.
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yours is your head photo shopped over a drawing of a space marine, i don't even need to insult it.
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Why? Becuase it used to be a Blood Raven marine? Because I used approximately 13+ different layers and masks? Erased the helmeted marine head, completed the backpack (that was covered by the head), and inserted my own (at proper angle, size, and reduced color saturation for the "gothic feel"). Could you do the same in two hours?
If I Photoshoped your head in this suit, would it look as cool?
Okay, let me ask you this. Did you make your avy, or steal it?
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I cant insult jawmonkeys, he looks pretty badass for a gamer.
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I'm going to assume that was a vieled insult...
[throws doo into Eidolon's face]
Yours looks depressed, maybe he needs a drink?
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you screwed up the purity seals on that armor.
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Your avatar would be better with some colors, like this:
(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi184.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx187%2FStarrakatt%2F40KOnline%2Favatar_44584_1252868427-1.png&hash=c4607ec1612e5842cb533d606cdaf32beabf31e0)
Starky
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Shouldn't you have drawn a little guy riding the hand by now?
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Dude... Seems that the brow of your avvy's extending as years pass... :-*
Starky
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oooh. low blow.
then again, it's a crawling hand...
bring out the vacuum cleaner! chase it! CHASE IT!
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I'd need to drink a fith to screw you avy. 8) Who am I kidding it wouldnt really take that much, maybe a pint of rum. :-[
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Wouldn't the rum remove the paint??....hmmm second thought ...Cheers, bottoms up!
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I'd screw yours sober.
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Your's still too stoopid to wear an helmet, never mind the head being the bodypart sporting your most important atribute.
Your big mouth.
Starky
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Your mother warned you; keep diddling yourself and your hand's going to run away.
I only wear my helmet when fighting Eldar, for their blood is too syrupy and sweet.
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is that salamander armor? or a pitiful attempt at dark angels?
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If the DOW II ad had a marine with a robe on...
Yours reminds me of fishbait for some reason.
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and yours is tyranid bait.
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go mate with a talking donkey
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My armour routinely shrugs off arms fire that can rip through you like toilet paper.
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I bet when you go out you look in the mirror and wonder if that power armour make you ass look big! ;D
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Hey, that's ammo storage!
I forgot your avy, it obviously sucked; maybe you should change it to something more memorable.
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you cropped out almost all of the image.
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I can crap yours out after eating a bag of black licorice and downing a pint of jagermeister.
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I hope you don't mind being decapitated/spewing brain matter all over the place because of your lack of a combat helmet..... Seriously.
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I prefer gaunt blood, lictors are too gamey, thus why I don't wear a helmet.
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Green isn't going to help it camouflage anywhere. It's too much of a fat ass to hide.
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Your avatar is classified as pornography by the Ordo Pornaticus.... It must be purged. *Torches the naughty thing*
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Your avatar indeed seems to be part of that Ordo Pr0noticus you so advertise, its the mask and the overcompensating stick it calls a sword......
Starky
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While yours is the kind the inqusition would purge on sight, and you would enjoy it. :)
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you have the percentage backwards on that. it should be .01 percent.
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How did you manage to scan the side of that cheap lighter you got at a gas station to make your avy so clearly?
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Gawds... You still play that dumbass DoW?
Starky
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What have you been using that hand for that it wants to get away from you so bad? Hope it atleast got washed before it made a break for it.
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oh abddon is it won a batle yet no? you lost 13 times? dont you think you should quite whilst you still have your head?
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Your avvy's a disgrace of good eating habits. Really.
Starky
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Your avvys a disgrace of good avvys
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Yuurrrr Avatrssss DRUUUUUNNNK! :)
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Your avatar is the continuation of a much overused internet meme. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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Yours is probably broken, and is of no use to anyone.
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Yours obviously is
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Is that chainmail on it's shoulders? Obsoleteness is laaaame.
Starky
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Is yours supposed to scare people? I've seen worse in a elementery school bathroom! (seriously......)
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Is your's supposed to be amusing? I've seen funnier in a Teletubbies TV show.
Starky
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The hand would be much funnier if a hatchet would pin it to the ground after two or three cycles.
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Yours 'tis waiting for 3 crisis suits with PRs to melt it. Melt it good........
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Your avy is two cats! Shame on them for eating the face of that old lady, she really didnt know anything. The passcode to the food despenser is loked away safely. And you have no way of finding out what it is, even with the devil cats.
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Not that it matters! I can just kill you and use you as a offering to Tzeentch and get it myslef, you weak minded fool..... No! Don't pet me! No, No! Blast you human, your death will be long an.... purrr purrr. :)
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I've seen parts of your avvy on the roads more times than I can count. Redder.
Starky
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What did you force your right hand to do to make it run away like that?
Actually, don't let me know. I don't think I want to know.....
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*mock Innocence* What are you doing to that poor eldar? And why are your tentacles shaped like mushrooms? And why is there goo every........ Oh. oh, oh gods! :)
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oh, lolcats ::)
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Agian, in a language you might under stand: Abyssus madidus Romanorum perdo. ;)
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I can crush your avatars heads with my bare hands, but since there are two, I would grab them both by the tail and clap them together until they splatter.
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I can crush your avatars heads with my bare hands, but since there are two, I would grab them both by the tail and clap them together until they splatter.
All hail jawmonkey, king amphetamine parrot of turd mountain
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yours should really remove that pole jammed up its arse.
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I dont know, yours seems to be enjoying it...... :D
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I prefer margarine.
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I prefer my SM's to wear helmets, yours is why 99.9% of marines wear helmets.
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White background. Eeerk.
Starky
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I am surprised that Starry can read!
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Hey wonder woman what the rope for, ohh kinky are you, I like where this is going.
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Hey, why did you have thirteen crusades? Didn't you beat the Imperium y....oh. :)
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Ever tried baking a cake with yours? It is a crappy substitute for the original thing.
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Ever tried practicing abstinence with yours? Raping eldar is WRONG! :D
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You with your unrefined pallet. A discerning pallet like mine only uses " I can't believe it's not Osama bin Laden" :o
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Yours has Abbandon(ment) issues! :D
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Yours is high in saturated fats. And is overpriced since it was manufactured in concentration camps, you have zero over head sell it cheap.
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Yours supplies me the people for said camps.
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*gags* beslubbering hell that tastes like CRAP! eugh. :P
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CRAP?! Youre one to be talking! Your avy looks like a 3 year old's doodle!
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No one has ever ever laughed at your avy.
"oh, yeah... that's kinda funny..." :-\
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everyone has ever laughed at your avvy
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Your avy looks sexualy frustrated, just rub one out already!
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Your own avatar is just the right size to take on eidolon's sexual frustration, masochist like. Thats the pointy bits, you see.
Starky
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And yours is the result of being used to relive this tension to much. :D
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Still can't get that taste outa my mouth. :P
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Yeah, the taste of a badly drawn avvy. :)
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A tub of lard is more useful.
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did someone mention badly drawn avvies about two posts too early?
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did someone mention badly drawn drunk avvies......
This is the best self reference I have seen.
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Judging by the link in your sig, and your avvy, you are one unfunny guy.
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Judging by the pic - I would have to say the same about yours.
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Lictor! I didnt even know her!
Seriously though what the hell is that supposed to be?
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Yours would know if it was a disciple of the best chaos god. :D
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It's supposed to be the second mouse that gets the cheese. By discouraging teamwork, mousetraps lose their effectiveness.....
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Yes, just like raping eldar can reduce a lictors effectivness.
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Well, at least the lictor can rape something. It's suffering from a curious disease which those mice have been cured of. That disease leads to hunger, thirst, horniness, agression, sorrow, love, and many more things.
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What, sanity? :D
Looks like the person who drew yours was cured.
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If it was truly a team effort - those mice should be able to lift the bar off their bodies.
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Hope your lictor got tested for std's. With all the raping goin on you probably cought syphagonaherpeaids.
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You should know, yours looks like it has all the STDs known to slaanesh.
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yes but with new tchnology syphagonaherpeaids is quit treatable. rats are just plain stupid.
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You should know, yours gets defeated by them, and whatever else you find.
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I hope those things got eaten before they cooled down.
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get a helmet
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Get a victory, dude. You're starting too look like the lions.
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armies: tau guard and dark eldar
well i guess your avatar with the whole "share defeat" thing matches those armies.
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Your avatar is desperately... psychopathic.
Starky
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yours looks like something a five year old drew :)
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I do believe thats day of the tentacle.
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Whats day of the testicle?
Oh, by the way your avy should be so serious all the time it can have servere effects on his health. Like erectile disfunction which he looks like he is suffering from by the look of sexual frustration on his face.
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Yeah, and yours is suffering from General Failure. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GeneralFailure)
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In an age where broadband internet has become a human right in some countries, your avatar is still black-and-white. How pathetic.
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In an age where people like not to be raped, your like a bad apple insomeones fruitcake.
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It smokes. How uncool.
Starky
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IT rapes. How cliche.
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Your avatar is a bad influnce on todays youth. While I dont believe in them, it is widely viewed that smoking causes cancer. :)
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A badly drawn avvy of a badly chosen commander. A fitting cliche for a chaos player
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A badly hungover avatar for a badly hungover poster. Tsk tsk tsk.
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Unlike you, i actually smoke a pipe.
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Your avy is creepy and lacks creativity. Come up with something other than mine is a loser.
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The hands, knees, feet and probably the left kidney are all bigger than your avatar's head. GW have no sense of proportions.
Starky
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Proprtion? We all know that part of your avvy is biggest.
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Proprtion? We all know that part of your avvy is biggest.
It is just a question of scale, Me being into the upper...
Besides, your avatar is only half-sensored. That's like being half-arsed or half-witted, but actually dirtier.
Starky
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Yours isn't censored at all, starky. There is no way thats a hand.
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Your avy insults itself, my work here is done.
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I'm surprised you have the gaul even to play 40k. Seeing as your avvy loses consecitvly to the Imperium. 13 crusades from the warp? Seriously? I could conquer the galaxy in one.
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Your avy woulndt make it one day in the warp, youd probably get raped by a nurgling.
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At least mine can tell the difference between a nurgling and a mirror.
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Censored. Unfortunately, in the wrong way.
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Oh! So thats how you make a Tyranid cult in a craftworld!
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The idea behind your avy was so boring that the designer couldn't even finish making a black box.
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You make space marines look gay!
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Look who is talking.....
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Dammit Lictor! Stop Raping things! >:( You are not impervious to the space cops.
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Damn Traitor, stop sucking! Your bothering the nice cadian people.
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Damn Holmes! You snorted coke! How were you a hero!
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Damn you talking land rover! First that damn train engine complaining about the environment and now cars!
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your avatar looks like a bunch of DKoK that got too drunk and didnt stay in the trenches
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Yours looks like a turtle with only half a life.
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Yours is using that over-sized pipe to compensate for something.
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Me re-enacting yours is the reason that something is healthy, strong, and well exersized.
I mean my squick blocker, you pervert.
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Look at the eyes of yours. And you call me a pervert?
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Look at the postition of you appendages. Freud would have a field day.
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A my little pony is about to pwn you, might be time for you to leave this topic.
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Meus parvis equues, meus parvis equess, me pulcher equess, meus parvis eques. My little pony in latin.
Yours is a'beggin for a railgun shot.
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Lmao I'll see take a railgun shot like a man over your my little pony beat down anyday. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA! Thats called handing it to you on a silver platter!
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*Whistles tune to Bridge To Far as he places 9 crisis suits behind your badly painted dread.*
So? Yours looks like a pile of slag!
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your avatar looks like a..........IDK what it is
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Vindaloo beast (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3q8Unf5MHU#normal)
Old British comedy, very nice.
Yours reminds me of a michael Jackson impression.
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Yours reminds me of a perfect d-list movie; Monsturd.
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*opens bag, revealing helmet, hands to jawmonkey* Put this on.
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What's harder, changing the color (and other misc properties) of an SM image, or editing your head in place of the helmet as well?
Did you even crop that image that you so blatantly stole?
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........no, sorry. Still can't insult that one. Just not happening. :P
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I'll admit it was a fun project.
You need to find a new pic of your truck flying through the air...
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But it needs to be flying more crazy IMHO.
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Yeah, that happened right after this......
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I was asleep at the time, and it turns out that the prep was wearing a mask. I'll give a cookie to the person who identifies and captures the sex pest who vilolated my fuel cap.
Also, still can't insult jawmonkey. Dammit. :(
Edit: Dam, image won't work. It shows a guy in a suit sticking his hand into the fuel cap of a green Land Rover. Epic fail for me though. :-[
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Those eyes. It looks like someone is violating it.
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Those eyes. It looks like someone is violating it.
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Your avy reminds me just how much I am over my Japanophilia.
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Yours is obviously designed by someone who is full of himself.
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the person you designed yours is evidently full of tendrils.
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The person who designed yours is obvioulsy filled with suck.
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you cant even read the punchline. it looks like a clown car orgy.
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It says they're really important for some people! You child molestor, I see you chose the black skin this halloween.
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Ah. The old badly painted dread. Back again, I see?
Your scheme, paint job, and intelligence suck.
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Look who is talking.....
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Oh! Oh! I know this one!
Me, a superior life form that manages not to rape bodies.
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Yours is a bad driver, everyone knows that you really gotta cut the wheel to swing the back around. Thats how you maximize the effect to take out more people. you gotta hit em with the side of the car.
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Talking about succeding from yours is the ultimate irony.
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I give your avy a 9 out of 10, a high score would have included tacking out the pedestrian on the side of the road. Try again, game over.
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"Try agian." Is that your motto? Seriously, just conquer the Imperium and be done with it, you lazy a**.
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Whats your's 9 out of 10 aint bad I strive for perfection. My avy atleats would have run them all over with his Land Raider.
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Before getting pwned. Agian. Liek the other 12 times.
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Your avy is sad.
I'm going to get you...
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only if a gene steeler brood doesn't jump your a**.
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Awwww, wounded in a tender place? Licking it won't help ya though
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All driven by persons like likely never use them off-road, how sad.
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The reason they don't go on the road is because you crap on it all the time.
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Are you one of the morons on a bike who some how didn't see the car coming?
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ML and TLLC as its weapons. Just about the most useless setup imaginable for a beast that can rip things apart in combat (normally)..... Clearly, he's a Tremultuous O that wants to keep his distance.
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Your just jealous you can't kill tanks at range, but don't throw a tantrum, GW's making you a new codex soon, you big baby.
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Babies? What do you know about babies? Yours are just odd shaped peices of amphetamine parrotte.
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That totally put down my avy... wait, no it didn't. You suck...
[throws a pile of doo shaped like a rulebook into WTF's face]
Your avy is neither startling or funny, in fact, it brings no emotions to bear; even after I learned what it is a picture of.
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Bring things to bear? Like the 2 thousand tons of poop you bring in every day?
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Giant robots with glass canopies, what a great idea.
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Small people with weak armour, reeeeaaallly smart.
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That's a really terrible drawing! (Only slightly.....I'm waiting on your omg a bad painted dread response for like the 4rd time) No matter how often you change your avatar it still sucks.
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Does it anger you to know that vanilla marines can use the mortis pattern dred, but the creators (Dark Angels) cannot?
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Doesn't it anger you that yours can never get laid due to the overwhelming amount of poop it puts out.
And Ironclad, yours had to suck enough to get killed first before it went into a dread.
Mabye I stepped on him?
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WTF!!!!! It's an egg with legs!!! :o
Now's the part when you say that mine lose's evrry time I come out of the warp.
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It's true though.
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Hes right. You lose just as much as Impervie's chastity lessons failed.
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But your still an egg with legs.
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And your avatar is still crazy.
Imagine it from his perspective. His entire existence is devoted to destroying the Imperium, and he is always given considerable power, enough where he should be able to accomplish that ultimate goal - yet always fails. And he gets to go back to the Warp to plot his next attack.
Doing this for thousands of years would really, really take it's toll on someone.
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Doing this for thousands of years would really, really take it's toll on someone.
Which is probably why the Eldar in yours is so sad.
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My warlock could pop you with a spear!
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Yours is the skull of Private Gomer Pyle.
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Yours are consistently not funny (that goes for the avatar too) wheres the rectangular headed marine at I had that lined up then I had to comment on a 4year olds drawing. Thats so not fair.
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Yours needs a Full Metal Jacket.....
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Your's is outdated and no longer needs any further degrading comments; you may now change your avy.
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I think I stepped on yours.... you should probably change it.......
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Yours looks like someone cannabalised a submarine.
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That skull looks like its been sitting in a rusted metal toilet bowl with 3 little turds in it for at least 4 years.
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Yours would.......
I have no clue what that is? Is it some sort of combi-suck weapon? It's like you sucked up all the suck in every comercial and painted a smurf with it. The only way it could look worse would be if your stinking, rotting face were plastered on it..
Oh wait, that be good, the I could pretend to shoot you.
BTW: Welcome to the tavern! :)
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No one plays Mechwarrior because its tedious and slow, even more so than playing a new kid a game of 40k.
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Tedious and slow.... tedious and slow.... were did I hear that before.....
Oh, right! Thats what I said about your mom last night!
Except for the slow part. Your avvy has that du-du-down.
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Ooo snap! You go girlfriend... ::)
No one plays mechwarrior, you can thank Wizkids for completely killing it; stop supporting the franchise and let it die in peace.
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Space Marines are so BORING ,EVERYONE plays them. Honestly, show some creativity.
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and skulls are so much more creative aint they ;)
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I enjoy kicking small furry things like your avy. ;D
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And you'rs cannot kick anything else. Me? I don't kick(save for a$$), I stomp!
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In the future we will never use giant robots.
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Your head being of the rectangular shape must explain why your not wearing a helmet.
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Are you compensating for something?
Frued would have a field day here.
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He loses to a human. So much for being the ultimate AI.
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Tyranids are so weak they need an entire new codex to make up for their shortcomings; Dark Eldar laugh at your bugs.
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And I laugh at you, and the bugs covering your feces-infested form.
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Couldn't you at least spend a minute or two and make your avy animated? The pulsing light would fill it with win.
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Couldn't you atleast learn to use SOAP!
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You couldn't even learn to kill a human right.
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You throw feces like a little girl. *hurls some poo, then immediatly disinfect's Talon of Horus*
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You will forever and ever live in both horus's shadow and hand.
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Better than looking like a used car lot.... A crappy used car lot.
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Unless you actually built that Tau model you're only a tool.
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Doesn't that also make you a tool for not really being in space marine armor.
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Your avy constantly get's killled the first turn it comes on the board. :) (inside joke)
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I dunno, my speeder blows up faster than a dread...
Yours is too point heavy and doesn't get played often.
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Yours does know fear. The psychological training failed.
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Your attacking a stuffed toy, it has no biomass, what are you doing?
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Yours is pointless on that spike. Get off your lass backside and go join the undead or something.
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And yours has no offensive capabilities, in fact, your avy is probably restricted by Asimov's three laws.
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Better than to be from the most whiny-ass space marine chapter ever. EVER.
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Better than to have an avvy that was only around for mabye a year, tops. 41 years baby!!!!
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Um hello suicide bomber cat wtf is that all about!
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Ah, time for a history lesson. You're avvies suck must have spread to your studies. Very well.
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This is ceiling cat, the god in the LOLZBIBLE. He has decreed that those LOLCatz who give their LULZ in his name shall recive 72 virgin bags of catnip. This cat wants catnip, ergo, my signature.
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LOLcatz are an overused internet meme. The humor died a long time ago.
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died a long time ago.
Same with the eldar, dude. Just let it go....
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a cat suicide bomber? What has Osama really run out of people dumb enough to believe in getting 72 virgins for blowing themselves up?
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Yep, right around the time they realized your's sucked.
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Bad kittie. No nip for you.
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Bad car pool. No gasoline for you.
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Bad avatars all round from you, no more posting to this thread!
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Oh, no! A lascannon! Seems like mine will be coming true......
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see you in hell- you dont even know what it feels like to be in hell. to me hell is being an imperial.
i could realy get use to these sort of games....
-vez-
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To me, hell is a vacation spot. I consider the worst possible torture being forced to play a peice of crap that THQ made, raping a perfectly good RTS, and naming it after a team that sucks so bloody much. Seriously, 10 millenia and the Imperium still stands? You guys just SUCK. Including BL.
Except for Slanny of course. He's(She/It?) is my hoe.
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I am the anti-christ, and the pope is my pawn! We are here to get money, cash, hoes.(if you get this) You will be dealt with for naming me with the loyalists. Slaanesh told me that you prefer to him/her wear a strap-on.
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You picked one of the absolute worst pictures of Abaddon.
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You picked one of the absolute worst photos in existence.
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You're obviously too embarrassed of your face.
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I wouldn't be talking look at your head!
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Your is always drop pod assaulting into bad situations.
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Considering that Abbadon has tried 13 times to take over the Imperium, and has failed, I would change avatars....
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And yours has a marine who's interests probably share yours.... ya know, looking at alien's balls then getting raped, I think yours is just dandy.
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You aren't cool enough to use that avy, the Duke would stomp your face if he found out (and chew bubble gum).
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When will you turn into vaperware?
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When will yours have a shell land on them so I can get my damn kill points already.
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The franchise will never be able to produce a sequel good enough as the fans have been waiting for too long.
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That explains the crappy avatar your stuck in the 80's, come to the light already. Go buy CoD4-2 and forget about some duke nukem already damn.
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Ha-ha, just like your avy, you're a bit too slow to make it count.
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you riged up dawn of war two space marine that has been done in some illegal copy of photo shop looks....amphetamin e parrot.
and would my head look as cool in that armour no its cooler in my own armour.
-vez-
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All that coming from someone who cut and pasted the cover of a PC game expansion for their avy.
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Honestly, for someone who's avatar is basically a wimp in parrot waste colored power armor who wishes he was actually awesome, i'd say you have no room to talk.
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No good god dam dirty hemp smokin hippie!
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Ok, tell me that again when your avy grows up and stops watching pixar films.
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He might when your avvy stops hugging trees! You dirty hippie!
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And maybe your avy will stop dressing up as a girl someday, but i doubt it.
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Maybe yours will actually pick one up one day, but I doubt it.
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pretty big gun, compensating for something?
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Generally large guns compensate for a genuine lack of masculine pride (I think you all know what i mean)
Same story with the above avatar.
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What do you know about guns, you long haired hippie?
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I AM NOT A HIPPIE! JUST BECAUSE I HAVE LONG HAIR DOESN'T MEAN I AM A HIPPIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
By the way, it looks like a seagull has used you avy as a toliet.
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Umm....you have a little bird crap on your face. Yah, uh, yah.....HIPPIE!!!
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Roar across the frosted heavens! Hyrouinmaru! *Unleashes ice dragon upon you*
Btw, your avy looks like the wrong end of a donkey.
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*gives you a two fingered salute. The bad, two fingered salute. As in 'war is bad' salute* ;)
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I hate land rovers; I own a Jeep.
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I'd advise your avatar to ask someone blind and deaf out on a date. At least then he has a chance.
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Atleast he wouldn't need a blow-up doll to comfort during those lonely nights......HIPPIE!!!
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No, i think you are confused. The avatar you're referring to belongs to you.
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I hate land rovers; I own a Jeep.
I hate YOU! And jeeps! *at Dunedain* And dirty flea biten hippie monk people! So THERE! *storms off to sulk*
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btw, your avy just got hauled of to the scrap metal recycling center, where it will be put to good use.
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While unneeded, I still appreciate the "X" on your avy's face; do me a favor and draw one on each kneecap as well.
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*Laughs* You mean that silly little wimpy man in the green jester suit can actually fire that gun? Theres probably a 100% chance he's get scared and run away crying.
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*Laugh* That weak excuse for a Bleach character thinks he can actually defeat someone in combat with that icicle? Feel the wrath of my SPARTAN BLADES!!
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Yeah real manly there spartan chief, I mean the best you got is scaring a small child. Pathetic! By the way blue text is annoying, just like the red.
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agreed, my avatar would beat the living daylights out of your ridiculous spartan person.
unfortunately, the above avatar has a crappy codex
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The only thing stupider than your avy was your previous one, Damn Hippie!
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Well, considering your avy has tried 13 times and failed to conquer the imperium, and is stupid enough to think he still can, i wouldn't be throwing the word stupid around.
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At least Abbadon doesn't look like a fairy..... Fairy.
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or a wanna be NRA space wimp, like your avy
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die you eldar hippie scum!! i burn you untill there is nothing left!!!!
-vez-
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Chaos Space Marines are no more. You go ahead and advertise Pointy Marines all you want, but using the term chaos with them is an insult to their memory.
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To shiny and pastel, but it does match your sig bar and pink text; I however still prefer green.
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look who's talking
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Says the future dead Eldar warlock pansy.
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before we go throwing out the name "Pansy" Lets take look at the wimp in your avatar.
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once a again, DIE YOU ELDAR HIPIE SCUM!!! A BURN YOU UNTILL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT!!!!!!!!!!! and this time i virus bomb you and your eldar hipie groop.
-vez-
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You forgot to put the other leg on your dread.
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if you could see the whole pic you can see it and also its not mine, although i wish it was.
now backe to you... your photo shop dow2 pic look amphetamine parrot. i eat it.
-vez-
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So you're saying that you can't even post a pic of anything you've made, yet you'll insult my handiwork? I guess you should just change your avy to a blank white field with the "post cool here".
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well my cameras broken, and i'm not just saying that, i realy need it fixed so a can convert vezok. now stop use your cheap blackmarket photoshop to do crap and paint your deathwing termies!!!!
-vez-
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Dude, a dreadnought.... seriously? You do realize they are about as elite as a rock.
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or a wimpy little space flower, like the above avy
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or some anime character
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or a G rated pixar character
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You had to pick one of the worst drawn characters ever. Japanese animation has some amazing artists participating in the field; I do not count yours as such though.
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*punches jawmonkey in the face* I told you to get a helmet. Now look at you on the floor crying.
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Look who's talking *Punches legionaire in the face*
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Hold still *over sized razor buzzes into life*.....
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Is that so you can turn that so called jeep into a pile of scrap metal.
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Says the dreadnought from the whiniest space marine legion EVER!!!!!
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says an alien who is too wimpy for close combat
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Says the weak anime guy who crossed his own face out in shame. (Eldar/Woodelves, and your not a hippie?)
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Wood elves kick ass!
As for that pitiful lump of metal, i'd send it on to the scrap heap.
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Your avatar is poorly done and just proves that you are indeed a HIPPIE!!
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is badly drawn chaos lord.
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psshh, more like orks is made for dying in copious amounts. like he has the brainpower to even play.
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Nice throwing knife, but which end are you supposed hold when you throw it?
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And you call yourself a space marine! Shoebox head.
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Your dread is aiming down because it's sad.
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Sad because your an embarrassment to the chapter, aiming down to end your pathetic life.
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your primarch ran away because he didn't want to be around your stupid dreadnought
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Is ugly xeno symbol and its HERESY.
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I giggle at the hypocriticality of that statement. Yours is obviously infected by both a Daemon of stupidity, and a daemon of spaz. Or, you are those daemons, so you fail either way.
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You have a Dilbert character for an avy, shut up.
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The only reason you can notice that is because you took your helmet off. Thats a bad idea though, there might be pigeons. Plus, you could get a flashlight in your eye.
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Really though, your avy's a side character from Dilbert. No one gets the joke, or cares, just change it to something more appropriate to this site.
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ahh you have no helmet....(i give you a rigged plasma cannon. you use it and it explodes but does not penatrate your armor, it only burns your face)
-vez-
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If we met on a table top, you would be more likely to die than me.
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If we met on a table top, you would be more likely to die than me.
your marine power armour wont stop a lightsaber cutting thru it. plus with my shell, i get a 3+ save ;D
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A light saber isn't that much more power full then a lasrifle set to overload. Which also cant even penetrate ceramite.
Is some kind of stupid lightsaber half life thing.
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at least mine isnt of old men.....
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Turtles make good roadkill.......
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I have seen funnier.
Starky
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OCTOPUS STRIPPER???!!!!!! :o *dives into LR, takes off at speed*
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Did you use cardstock or cardboard to make those?
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Does your aging avatar ride a Rascal into battle?
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Watch out! That one's got a brush!!!
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Watch out! That one's gotten old!
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Watch out! It looks like your avy likes little boys and he's old.
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your avatar is of a leader that has lost 13 crusades
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Yours is a failed agglomeration of several pop-culture phenomenons and a dog.
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your avy is a chomo.
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What the hell is that?
At least i have a sheltered life, unlike your emo chaos eldar star
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Your's woke up this morning hungover next to a stragled male prostitute. One more time and the King will have your head, your avy probably thinks that a good thing.
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Your avatar looks like the 41st Millennium's chairman for NAMBLA.
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N.orth A.merican M.en B.anging L.ots of A.sians! Sure why not, was that a nomination?
Your's looks like a bunch of pervs chasing the last little boy on earth.
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too bad your avvy is leading the pack
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Yeah, but not because I am a perv, I just want to show them where you are so they can show you a real dynamic entry.
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Your avatar could use a better shading technique... And worse, it isn't Christmas hatted. HERESY!
Starky
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Damn, i can't, its evil killer santa!
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Look! Some stuffy retard in a no-way-your-straight suit!
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Your avatar is kinda smallish... It is undercompensation, yes...
Starky
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Seems rather recycled.
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Who cares? And your avvy is a mere generic schoolgirl. But at least, it IS Christmased.
Starky
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I dont know what your avvy is, but judging by your previous avvy history its nothing good.
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Your avy's junk is probably bigger than your's. Lady Gaga is a dude, but I will say that is not bad for a post-op tranny.
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Its ok Abaddon, just keep trying for that cadian gate, you will get it some day
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What like your avvy already got out of the closet?
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Yours is living in cloud cuckoo land. Tau. Cannot. Assault. For amphetamine parrot.
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Land rovers cannot talk
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Lady Shata cannot dress herself.
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Standard intelligence from an english made vehicle
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Your avatar is subject of many fapp sessions.
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For the purposes of the game, I HAVE to say yours is amphetamine parrot, even though I don't actually think it is. :P
(and I've actually seen the picture yours comes from in person, in a museum in Paris. Good taste you have! ;))
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Your avatar has non-regulation reindeer antlers. Contact the Land Rover dealership for replacements.
(On another subject: Thank you sir. Otto Dix is one of my favorite artists.) :D
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Traitor gaurd, steampunk kkk?
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Your avy makes me roll my eyes and make a "pffft" noise; if I knew who it was (I'm assuming some lame techno is involved) I would likely do it again.
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Dont you wanna puh puh puh poke her face?
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Every time I hear that song I mentally replace "poker" with the F word and giggle.
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cool story BROther sergeant
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Your Avatar, can't read my, can't read my, read my, cant read my pooooost.
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Yours looks like a human version of MAUS.
Im sorry, but man-lady gaga isnt that great - even though shes australian.
and its all a conspiracy - she only joked about it and so shes been labelled.
Not that i care.
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Hasn't your avatar conquered the Aztecs yet? What are you waiting for? Small pox to set in?
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Why is everyone wearing their underwear on their heads?
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Your's would probably benefit from wearing underwear on it's head.
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Your avvy isn't Christmased, thus FAIL.
Starky
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Robot santa is LAME
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Lady Shata is amphetamine parrote!
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What makes you think I listen to her music rust bucket
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You do realize that your avvy looks like it's in the advanced stages of some rare form of skin cancer
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hurr durr tau
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Probably too high of the fumes of finger nail polish to match the intellect of an ape.
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Your avatar is an anime character, anything you say is irrelevant
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My avatar is kick ass, yours on the other hand, is a slimy little toad with stupid fingernails.
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Oh yes, i feast upon your insults, feed me more eldar newbie
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Hah! You're so self conscious about your own ridiculous avatar to even manage to insult me. You are as a worm compared to me.
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And you's is a total scrooge. No Crimbo hat indeed.....hippie.
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My avy looks cool. Yours looks like what happened a 2 yr old chimp was asked to draw a raindeer.
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Your avy is so bad that it looks like a 5 year old drew it while doing crystal meth.
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No, i think you're getting my avy and your avy mixed up here.
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what can be said that hasnt been said before?
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Don't worry, there are way fewer than in the case of your avy.
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so says the avy with x on his face so his boyfriend knows where the moneyshot goes.
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Dynamic entry is a term tau are familiar with, particularly when bent over
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same with the above
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Sadly, that one could be used again. And again. And again.
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well, your avatar is in neon cartoons, so it's hard to take you seriously.
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Your's has a crosshair on his face and is wearing a toilet seat... TMPI.
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It's decent, but getting a little old.
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Your avy is girly and wears a silly hat.
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Wait, post again, I have to grab some windex, I have to make some Monkey ammo...
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So your avy, sad because he can't use his boltgun to save his life, has resorted to windex? pitiful. He must be from the losermarines.
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Your avy isn't half as brutal as Rena Chan.
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After jawmonkey slaps yours in the face with poo, yours will probably do that stupid tear face thing ALL anime characters do.
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Unfortunately, your avy is so pathetic, he then kills himself by driving off a cliff.
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Super cool hat bro
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Least he has a hat. Were's yours?
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You think I only have a hat? Ive got a whole tree
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Wearing black to cover up your still un-removed man parts huh?
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Dont lie, you would take a ride on her disco stick
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I have access to a higher class of chicks.
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Ill break out the brazilian style laughing at you
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEH UEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
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Your avy is a 10, and not in the good way. I mean 10 rum and cokes minimum, and when I discover that she actually has balls, I will strangle her to death!
*damn still a bit drunk from last night*
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I like your avvy, chaos armies are easy to beat
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yours looks like a drunk transvestite.
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Yours looks like a reject from the Terminator movies. Merry x-mas to you rust bucket.
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Can the little space sissy even wield that big sword? I doubt it.
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Your avatar is in logical disagreement with your quote thing
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My avatar is kick ass. Yours is just a silly looking transvestite.
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my avatar is recognized worldwide
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Wow! Thats all I can say.
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someone send the scrap metal back to the dump.
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*grrr* typical hippie. Has it in for all us machines. Go pet a tree.
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Talk about belonging in the dump! Jeez it's 2009 already.
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Lol rocket lawnchair dread
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Says the one with the metallic looking crap on it's face, as if it has some weird techno-organic virus growing all over it. I say it because the sex of the avatar has yet to be determined.
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LOL! You can't swing that sword, silly tau!
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Shouldn't you be on the African Savannah toting around cameramen to film lions eating wildebeest?
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You know that blade's compensating for something...
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overpriced
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I find your avy rather unattractive underneath all that makeup.
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Your's could benefit from make up or even better a mask.
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and your's could benefit from some time in the sun, and maybe learning how to do more than pillage and burn until the Space Marines arrive.
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That little space wimp is compensating for something (Or lack of something) with his ridiculous weapon
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Nice hat! ::)
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^ too self conscious about his own ridiculous avatar to insult mine
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there isn't much left to say about the loser space elf with a target on his face and Monkey's toilet seat around his neck.
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commander failsight, so bad he got kicked out of the tau empire. If he joined up with abaddon we would have the worst crusade in history
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Kind've like your avy's publicity campaign?
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Yes, exactly like that
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You know I really couldn't think of something to say that would insult your avy, then I noticed the egregiously large rings you use to cover your man knuckles.
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That thing growing between a Tau's eyes reminds of a... nevermind, kids read here.
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dont lie, you forgot the word
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don't lie, you forgot to tuck your junk in at your last concert it's on you tube.
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what an odd game!
Insidentally, you avatar needs to get out in the sun more.
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Like you have room to talk pale fist?
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Big blade. Overcompensate much?
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Wow! how'd you get a hold of my Thanksgiving pictures?
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Wow you still have that terrible dawn of war, god I wish I was part of the whiniest chapter ever, excuse for an avatar
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Dont worry, you are a member of the tau, enjoy your gundumbs and weeaboo guns
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You just remember to tuck that junk in next time
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Tau don't even have anything to tuck!
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Like you have room to speak railgun bait
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Like you have room to talk hand to hand bait
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Like you have room to talk tranny bait. (sorry your not that smart it does make sense)
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that didnt make any sense, go back to the stasis field and sleep some more
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Return to the stasis field so you can fapp to Eidolon's avatar.
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says the retreating imperial guard....
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I played a tau army today. Outshot them with space marines.
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*sighs* The transvestite avy again.
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What the hell you lookin at, hippie?! And stop shoutin!
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I'll go call the scrap metal collector. there's a piece of junk in the above avy
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Open mouth. Nothing that a swarm of flies couldn't claim as home. Or Sanctjud.
Starky
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is that a recycle bin in the above avy? or maybe a fuzzy shoebox?
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It's a shoebox.
Your avatar have this large mouth - Thats because he's screaming as the shoebox trample it.
Starky
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No, it's actually saying "hey, someone throw that piece of trash in the bin where it belongs"
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Jawmonkey would fill it with something nasty.
Starky
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oh wow, ANOTHER santa avy...
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Wow. Another Chaos avatar.....
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that's.... not even a chaos avatar....
and look at you, cuddly cartoon 40k avy?
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Yeah, not a Chaos avvy... We can't even say what it is.
Starky
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Santa? What are you 5?
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no worse than the idiot transformer wanna be in the armor
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So says the guy screaming bloody murder at the fact that he's been caught by jawmonkey
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Adopting a character who can't really fight?
(Dammit, I am too nice for this thread...)
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Your avatar says it all for me.........
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you may as well have a picture of stalin, you communist
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Wow! You're spark plug gap gauge looks way cooler than mine! ::)
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It needs a hat. Santa is tradition, but I'm kind of feeling a fedora for yours. Fedoras rock.
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Too lazy for Photoshopping a hat on my head, but interestingly enough I do wear a fedora (wide brimmed, like Indiana Jones)
Oh, your avy...
clothes not tight enough.
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Yeah, you're still not the chapter master of the Lion'el's whiny asses
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Oksa'Na Sept: 8/1/24
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Damn you, there was no tranny on my Christmas wish list!!!!!! Who put that under my tree!!! >:(
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yeah and I didn't want Hell's santa coming to visit either..... but here you are
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I bet you actually pay for the WS upgrade on your firewarriors
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How could you fall for it? You did'nt really think you were gonna get all those virgins by blowing yourself up, did you?
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Tell abbadon that if he does not open his eyes, he walk right into a wall and everyone in the eye of terror will laugh.
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Nice hat hippie!!!
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Topknot, I bet abaddon is a metalhead
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Your new avatar is a high school yearbook picture of The Iron Sheik? No one can fapp to that!
How dare you derail my fapp jokes!
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How dare you have hideous looking IG wannabes!
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Like the Tau?
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Noone likes your avatar, I bet you are a lonely person
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I like his avey, but I don't like your MESS of an avey! :P
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Says the guy with the hunk of scrap metal.......
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Oh, look, brightly colored bullet fodder
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Oh noes, a squad of 13 guardsmen multi charged my whole army....
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GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER
OH noes, someone replied before me. Guess I have to go DOUBLE INSULT
Anime avvy, I bet your a tau player too
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Is that you you're talking about? Because my army is so kick ass, you can't even manage to understand, he of the loser avy.
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It's so very, very grey. I'm sorry, I thought we were past the 40s?
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Looks like some kind of Tim Buckley crap
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It's so very, very grey. I'm sorry, I thought we were past the 40s?
*Ahem*
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Anime... Original.
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Another goofy avvy, Mr. Trying too hard.
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Skank.
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Christmas is over...
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Adolescence is over
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Silly little catwoman wanna be
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Katy Perry is no catwoman wannabe, have you bee living under a rock?
The batman remark was due to my avatar being a lady in a burka.
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^ too ashamed of his own avy to insult mine
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Sorry, I was insulting you. I couldnt take it upon myself to insult your avvy, It would be like clubbing a baby seal
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You know, now that you mention it, your avy kind of looks like a seal. a big fat ugly none
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I cant see what your avvy is
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Ultimate doom. Your eyes cannot see because you are in denial, along with your silly avy
larger picture, just so you know how awesome it really is (https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi299.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fmm299%2FPepperMintSocute%2FSenbomzajkurakageyoshi.jpg&hash=8589d810f10bb177aefdd908eb2c535a8085bfe2)
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*squints* can't really, see what, it, is...so, it's....stupid. But here, have, a Tangi 4 win sticker....if you can reach....it
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And he makes another avatar, adding to the long list of bad tangi avatards.
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Ah, another fapp-able avatar.
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You know, the jerking off problem can be solved by getting a girlfriend, captain pillowcase head guard.
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Trashy avy.
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weeaboo avvy
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trampy avy
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scrap metal avatar
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3 wimpy xenos avey
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scrap metal
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Your's is too small for my old eyes; all I see are a bunch of blue lines and a blob in the middle. I imagine it's cool, but too small for an avy.
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Yours does not include neither monkey nor poo = therefore not enough win. And you spelt 'faeces' wrong in your signature :P
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You say tomato I say 'mater; feces is a correct pronounciation.
[slams a wad of FECES into your mouth]
Your fire is normal, not dark, and there are no naked dancing chicks writhing in the flames, fail!
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parrot crap armor
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glowing blue turd in a gunny sack? seriously, the image is too detailed for an avy.
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*yawn* still that one, is it? ::)
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I haven't decided on a color for my new Space marine chapter, that and they're skeletons, so that complicates things.
However, I'm pretty sure you're cutting and pasting the same eyeballs and mouth over each car.
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*Sighs* Still that wimpy looking pathetic dude in the armor again.
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Still that tiny tiny tiny... TINY avatar.
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Well, at least mine isn't a disney land rip off.
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I'm too drunk to even try and figure what your avy is, but it can kiss my ass for making me squint to see what it was. ;D
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at least my avatar has a tan, and doesnt look like a creepy pedo-basement dweller :P
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pixar will sue over that avy
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Lenscrafters will sponser you for that avatar.
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Hey, BFG. Shut up! >:(
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at least im not ruining the ozone... >:(
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I'll have you know, I run on natural gas, you.....freak, you.
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Well, now we all know why you frequent the taquieria!
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the battle is on. Pixar is battling a tiny company with no name from Antarctica for the rights to the animated children's film
"Idiot dude with the blue beard and the weird hat"
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atleast i dont give people cataracts just by them trying to see the tiny tiny tiny picture!
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Well I'm having the same problem with your tiny ass head!
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At least I dont look like a GO-BOT with weight issues.
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Why is Santa Clause pointing at his butt?
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Why are you green? Are you a toad, or a land rover?
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Why are you green? Are you a toad, or a land rover?
What?!! Is that some sort of crack?!!! Are you being funny, you stupid, blue, turd faced, beardy, mindless fleshy pawn of the Illuminati?!? >:(.........vote for me! ;)
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Im not voting for you in any of the poster of the year things
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Well, you voted for me so I'll spare you the insult. But if ever use the tranny avy again you won't be so lucky!
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Judging by your avy's facial expression, he's being psychically butt-raped by the Emperor
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little yellow space wimps with puny weapons.
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Too bad no one can figure out what your avy is.
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I made it that small on purpose so that you guys with all your trash avys wouldn't feel jealous.
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Or because it's secretly something embarrassing and you can't stand it
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I have never lost to Tau and doubt I could if I tried.
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Really? Cause I enjoy killing Abbadon reularly
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Yes really! Oh, and you look like a fish inside that poor excuse for armour.
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so do you
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Atleast you can make out my avy. Tell us what your's is so we can actually insult you.
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I hope you don't feel to jealous
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Not in the least. Watchout for all those swords, you might get decapitated.
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No, it is you who will be decapitated, along with your silly little avy
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Your isn't even advanced enough to have power armor, plus I have termie armour you can't stop me.
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you can stop me.
Yes he can.
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*slaps madscience with Talon of Horus for his incolence*
Wow, his head fell off, any one far a game of soccer?
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On me head, son! ;)
Gah! You fluffed it, just like all your so called crusades. Just goes to show, Abbadon CANNOT. DO. ANYTHING. RIGHT!
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but abbadon is eco-friendly! ;)
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No I'm not, my stimulus plan is throwing trash out of my car window to create a job for someone to pick it up.
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And thats insulting to me? hell, in a few years (aka, after highschool) and if I dont get accepted, that might just be my job! :P
dont plan on it though, stinky
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You know that McDonald's will make you shave that beard, right?
*The after graduation job.
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And we are all sure that have thorough knowledge about McDonalds employment, I saw you back there flipping burgers. And I left immediatly cause I know you never wash your hands.
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If they work at mcdonalds, where do you work? The waste disposal company?
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Maybe if waste desposal is some new code for Fiber Optic Tech then I guess so. Let me guess, you deliver pizza's right?
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No, i assassinate chaos worshiping warlord wanto bes
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Good thing I'm not a wanna be, But what is the exact job title for that position? Because I'm guessing Drive-thru attendant.
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I graduated 3000 years ago, long before you all even knew how to scrawl your name into the dirt.
wanto bes
What the hecks a "wanto- bes"?
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Your right on that one, it was the ice age and we all used to write our names in the snow with our piss. Your 3000 years old and your head still hasnt grown into your body yet must be bad genes.
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Neither has your head! WTF!!
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Well I have an excuse I'm in termie armor. What's your's for the limp lascannon, all out of viagra?
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at least his slim jim isn't where his head should be. looks like it hasn't been out in a while either.
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hmm, that's not much to look at, is it? ???
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Crudely drawn facial fetures on cars are the oldest trick in the book.
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Ultramarines.... cause that's original.
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lol tau.
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your avatar is for wusses who believe in Santa
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BEGONE FACELESS ONE!
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Now that is a face only a mother could love, a blind one! And isn't that from a disney movie? Are you 5?
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Abbadon? Are you retarded?
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Tau? Do you ever want to win a game?
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Black Legion? Do you ever want other Chaos Players to respect you?
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I could care less as long as I win. Now get out until you think of something better like Jester(loves to eat kittens)
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Kittens are part of a well balanced breakfast.
Just like the barrel of a meltagun should be part of your avy's breakfast so chaos can stop having their own Ultramarines.
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How about Jester (can't insult his way out of a paper bag)? All white with redties are they at Homocon?
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You would know with Abbadon being the organizer and what not. Oh and i win occasionally.....
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even though a chaos lord in terminator armor could eat (literally eat) those three puny fish-people.
Three.
Fish- people.
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Dude your avy looks like a bad 'Lost in Space meets Pirates of the Carribean' character. "Danger Jack Sparrow, Danger."
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just take off your avvy's helmet, and they die on dry land.......
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A kitten with a guitar??? seriously what are you a 12yr old girl?
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kittens... they have lungs...
what do your fish-people have again? gills? flippers?
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Okay killer whale bait....
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At least mine doesnt look like three garden snakes having a mad threeway
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Yeah at least I don't have to keep an egg warm for several months in the cold.
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I'll pass you number in my Legion.
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Really? Too bad your only a Horus clone.... maybe. You aren't even the real deal.
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your talking about him being a clone? your avvy isn't even a real creature!!!
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Bad cat! PC is for people!
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bad possesed car! Roads are for people!
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At least car's get dressed up during a wedding (tin cans n such)
You penguins are so cheap you have both wedding parties wear their natural birthday suits!
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At least they are dressed for the occasion your's is some crazy budda thing.
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Oh yeah? well your avvy still hasn't beatern the pathetic imperials after 10,000 YEARS.......
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Neither has your's.
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Sie konnten nicht durch Cadia eindringen, um Ihre Lebensdauer zu sparen!
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no clue what you just said, but your talking car doesn't even have HB sponsons!!! it should be ashamed of itself :'(
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I don't need HB sponsons! The turret on my head can transform into whatever weapon I wan't it too! Except for ordinance.....and anything non imperial. Here, let me show you!
*gun morfs into twin-linked assault cannon. Shreds kittie kat for pooping on computor*
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Seriously? Still beating the Land Rover schtick?
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Worst fluff for any legion
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Is that crap drippping down her face?
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Is that kobiyashi dripping down your face? Nope. Thats just your face.
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Look, it thinks it can beat LPG! Foolish newb! 8)
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Well at least i dont join them like some half assed pontiac aztec.
Go ahead, google "pontiac aztec" GAH, its so disgustingly lame!
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You shower of little, blubberly, fish eatin, BASTARDS! I just saw a *shudders* pontiac aztek. Compare me to that box again, and I'll melt you all down into bio desiel! >:(
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Your overdue cutting and pasting your goofy face over another boxy Land Rover.
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Bring buit suit monkey. I liked him! :P
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So how does it feel to be the most unreliable vehicle on the road?
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how does it feel to be three snakes licking eachother?
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Heh, wanna be Lazerous Penguins
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"Help! I'm a blue turd trapped in a gunny sack!"
Really, some images are too detailed to be used for a proper avy (you know its true, you're just in denial). Even after seeing the picture up close, it just made me hate the image more.
I'm afraid my Japanophilia is like my smaller kidney in many respects, I crapped it into my hands and smeared it into a stranger's face.
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The avy is supposed to be distant...
you wouldn't understand, after all, yours is just a parrot puke marine.
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I'm sorry, your avy is too deep for me to comprehend... whoa, dude, I'm sew high! ::)
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yours is fat
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All the other walkers in 40K make fun of you.
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yours doesn't even have a helmet (an don't even say, "neither does yours")
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Yours can't spell
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your swords aren't shiny enough........power fists are better
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Yes, but powerfist don't move at the speed of lightning and strike with the strength of a thousand stars
Anyways, your avy might want to learn to spell at some point. It's a useful skill.
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well if you read the avatar, you'll notice it says: I am in your forum..........post ing in a grammatically accurate manner.
your avy doesn't even have words.
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Bad kitty, Laptop's are for people! >:(
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Little idiot in power armor. Thinks he can take over the world. he should think again.
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Your's is even intelligent enough to know I am in termie armour!
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Well, mine hasn't tried 13 times to take over the world and failed, so on the intelligence scale, i'm afraid i have a strong advantage.
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actually, your avvy is rather low on that scale, considering dozens of swords on falling from the ceiling on to him and he isn't even moving.
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That because he has protection from them
Anyways, someone should tell yours he's too static for modern day 40k
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So says the avy that is just jealous that Dark Eldar are going to get a new dex before them
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your avvy doesn't even know that my avvy isn't dark eldar, it is actually a dark reaper. your avvy is low on the intelligence scale as well :P
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wow the Dark Reaper reject, since all others I have seen are all ripped and buff looking.
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Wanna be dragons. Really, they are just mutant eels.
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GET OUTTA DERE! THOSE SWORDS ARE GONA FALL ANY MOMENT! :o
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*sighs* must be really desperate for votes.
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Your really starting to piss me off, and you wouldn't like to see me angry! >:(
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Yours is still trying to figure out how to count.
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Yours is the poster boy for committing suicide by impaling himself
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Yours on the other hand, is the poster child for why you should never feed genetically enhanced veggies to people already low on intelligence.
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Change yours to make it easier to INSULT!!!!!!!!! >:( It is barely visable!!!!
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Is your avy a penis in CSM armour?
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Nope, just the CSM with the biggest one!
Yours has the smallest! :o
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Is that a lump of elephant dung in power armor? or a dead fish in power armor?
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What's with all the crosses in the sky? Is the series about God or something, because the Japanese always get that stuff way off.
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spesh mureen wannbe
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You've had more than enough time to photoshop a silly "sick" face on that box by now.
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And you've had more than enough time to realize that Dark Angels suck.
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You don't look like a drunken Irish Bastard! ???
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Your's lost because you angred the Chaos gods, by not getting me enough votes. But on the bright side I have more votes than sanct. :)
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I'm starting to think dead fish in power armor.
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And I'm starting to think pin cushion for the Japanese.
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And I'm starting that you need to find an avy that is easier to insult. Damn, three headed snake!
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And I'm thinking yours wouldn't stand a chance against Eldrad!
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And I'm starting to think yours wouldnt stand a chance against me. :)
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And I'm starting to think that yours is an incompetent little Horus wannabe.
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And i'm starting to think all you guys can do is copy me ;)
*Dials number for waste removal*
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and i'm starting to think yours could be killed by eldrad as well.
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And I'm starting to think this game should be renamed the 'I'm starting to think....' game. But then again, I'm talking to a stupid elf who dosn't know any better!
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your calling my avvy stupid? honestly........you rs doesn't even know the difference between elves and eldar!
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Leave me alone pointy ears, I was crushed into a cube! For God's sake, my left wing mirror is poking my tailpipe! >:(
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Sounds like a personal problem to me paperweight.
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Heh, weird snakes with growth defects. Not a real hydra.
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Heh, anime midget about to get impaled hundreds of times. Sanct will like it.
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Poor, deformed eels.
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Poor retarded boy doesn't know that the pointy end is the killy end
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Weird ass looking snake. This aint the Reptile House, go back to the Zoo.
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Says the zombie that can't use his arms. ::)
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It's Zorak!
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its the pillowheads!
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It's Viking Claus!
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Yours is a bunch of Germans with sticks. And I dont have an avatar atm, so I'm invincable lol!
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OH MY NURGLE!!!!!!! THAT AVATER ISNT THERE!!!!!! CANT AFFORD A FREE PICTURE CHEAPSKATE!!!!!!!!
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Whats the point of putting a Zombie in a straight jacket they can still bite you jackass!
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What's the point of launching another Black Crusade? The Imperium and the Eldar are still going to beat you down.
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what's the point of trying to be awesome you'll only fail.
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Just like your comment failed.
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'Insult the above persons avatar game' <<< Guess being half-dead for a while has gotten to your head.
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ironymuch
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Well, seeing as his avy is a Dreadnought, I don't think so.
Anyways, that avy has got to be one of the...weirdest, what exactly is she supposed to be?
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Your as smart as your avy, that's Lady Gaga the most famous tranny in the music industry. But her Junk is probably bigger than yours.
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I know who...it...is. Also knew what
she he is, read that on the German news. Anyways, I'll take that as a complement, mantids are smart. ;D
Your avy looks constipated. :)
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silly little wannabe tyranid
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Silly little pin-cushion boy.
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Ah, look, it's a sick snake.
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Okay, I'm running out for your avy... but do remind him when you change it, that little DBZ boy is not sword proof.
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where's st paddy to drive them snakes away?
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Land rover wanna be, can't even figure out the tires go on the bottom, not on the hood.
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is what ever the heck that thing is going to actually turn into a good avvey, or just another four hour power up scene?
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Simpsons reject piece of junk scrap metal.
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Little anime man with your silly little "magical" attack.
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more impressive than a bug on a tree. (Pick up flyswatter)
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Real > fake. :)
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Awesome>Pathetic
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Alive > killed by a hundred swords
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I think there's something in this reefer man, I see space elves, ugh!
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a space marine with facial hair that isn't a space wolf? what what whaaaat??? (kyle's mom from south park)
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Oh, look, it's a pathetic little insect.
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Says the little boy about to get stomped for taking to long to power up his pathetic attack
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??? Change your avatar, I can't come up with insults.
Poor little snakey stuck in a ball.
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Heh, pathetic, a beetle with weird eyes.
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the sky is emo, filled with little cuts.
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just....boring
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And yours is the "supper" car..... Illiterate, puny, and inadequate.
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Yeah, you'd know. Alcohol makes you inadequate, and incoherant too.
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Your avy will explode like a jeep full of thugs in an old Rambo movie.
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Go away jawmonkey, I have ran out of insults for your avatar
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And just what street do you walk so I know to stay off it.
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ahh, is the poor wikkle snake gonna lick me.
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Red and black marines are angry, HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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your avatar has bigger junk than you do.
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My avatar is not a picture of a chinese man
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no, thats true but your avatar is still a man.
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wanna be blood angel.
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btw im yet to have a decent insult for my avatar.
the poor sky tried to kill itself after seeing you.
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no, it was the ugly face in your avy that made it feel like there was no hope for the world.
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the sky is crying swords.
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yeah, mostly because they know it's actually a pig behind that armor, not a real space marine.
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A highly skilled genetic super pig. which caused your avatar to wet itself.
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And yours couldn't even handle mine.....
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yeah, mine likes it's many livers working.
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It's
kinda very sad when a regular human can handle his booze better than a Superhuman.....
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who said i coudn't handle it, i just like my many livers working. oh right don't tell them your superhuman
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power armour wont stop a lightsaber ;)
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however wind will blow your weird cloud thing away.
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yes, that armor does make you look fat.
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yeah but your avatar is so pointless that the darkness within it seeks to escape.
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the arrrow on your avvies shoulder is only there to show people that you actually exist...
"OVER HERE! yes over here! look at me!"
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You're a headless Viking. SERIOUSLY!
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yours has been insulted so many times i've run out of insults.
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Your's takes itself far too seriously.
Starky
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Your avy is an impulse sell-out avy, I'm ashamed of you.
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you know when an avey out stays it welcome? It's a bit awkward....
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Well, I like the eyes...
Starky
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I.... I.... I got nothing. Just had to say that.
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my avvy has a head! Its right above his beard, and his horns are sticking out of it!
plus your avvey is boring, and never changes
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How's this for change Skeletor???!!! At least my avy has a gun!!!
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oh well :P
atleast its a dustbag now
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Yours doesn't look mechanized, maybe Thiasi, whatever the hell that is.
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Yours looks like a Kermit the Frog battle armor reject.
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yours has no color.
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ahh, attack of whatever your avy is supposed to be.
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So, red legs, when are your guys going to pick a freakin' color?
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i liked you other avy better, this one just sucks, plain sucks.
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yours is just normal, no chaos or anything (i am just that chaosy)
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At least I have a chaosy avatar Farseer daemonbait
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Fine, i'll change mine. anyway, yours is just a dustbucket.
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at least mine is a marine jailbait.
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atleast mine has pyschic powers.
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Really!? Psychic powers??!!! ZOMFG!!!!!! I'm in awe!
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inferno bolts? they won't do anything against my invuln.
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Yeah, but 40 shots will eventually make you fail one, and fortune won't save you from all of them.....
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i got nothing, absouloutly nothing.
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Because you just aren't that chaosy!!!
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i can't insult you, u are right on that one.
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im more chaosy than you, my avatar just has a BETTER DISGUISE
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Sanity is for the weak? That must be why your avy is a total puny little loser then. He looks about as chaosy as a statue of robute gulliman.
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sanity is for the weak? then your avvy must be really strong, dunedain.......
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none of you have the newest ipod avvies... im dissapointed...
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You are icattle.
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chaos ignored your avy thinking it was dead.
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it must have ignored yours too, because no real chaos avy would look like that.
sanity is for the weak? then your avvy must be really strong, dunedain.......
Thank you.
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your avy 'visited' a pedobears van and never returned.
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is that whats inside the useless lump of junk? Must have been an outcast pedo bear.
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you are green space marine... are you sure your not ripe yet?
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Wow, you're only a day and 5-7 posts late on that one i-crap.
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Behold, the wimpiest of all marines is here. Just don't take his teddy bear (Aka, sorcerer) away, or he will run away and cry.
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like your one to talk fairy boy.
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fairy's have mouths to. thats how you talk.
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why is that arrow pointing to your man boobs?
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to show they are much bigger than your's
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Yes. Yes they are.
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Ha you are a tentacle face.
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Says the little obnoxious anime girl
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Says the member of a nerfed legion.
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Don't you watch TV? Lil girls in skirts tear armoured, professional, God soldiers any day.
All ninja's should die.
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Great Cthulhu needs to cut down on the souls. He's gotten kind of chunky.
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Baby's in gas masks? Really?
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Big ugly mess of an avatar.
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some kind of demented car-thing which on apples.
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world eaters are so much better than your.......what was your chapter again? the cry babies?
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The flesh tearers will eat your valhallan ass.
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*YAWN*
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*meow*
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KILL MAIM BURN KILL MAIM BURN
i love messing things up ;D
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your avey says.....smell my finger! ;)
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your avvy is creepy.
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you avy has an inferiority complex.
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rawr.
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*DC's avey* I picked my bum and now my finger smells like my bum :P
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woof.
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*howl*
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*DC's avey* I picked my bum and now my finger smells like my bum :P
*howl*
STOP IT, STOP IT STOP IT! :o
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Wow, another ipodder sellout. I'm disappointed in you Tangi
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so says the fish head in a can.
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Hey kill any of your own guys lately?
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at least i can kill things unlike your blue arse.
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lulkhornwut?
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I cant even tell what you are any more...
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rename yours 'icrapmypants'
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no that's what yours should be called.
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My Orks killed your avy, he didn't stand a chance, he went out like a grot (really).
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And my Tau firewarriors beat down Dark Angels in assault. BEAT DOWN. Thus proving Dark Angels suck
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pfft... like that tin can's gonna protect you from the fury of the power fist counter charge next turn.
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Really though, Kharne screamed like a be-atch while my warboss clipped off each limb and then his head.
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your head is so big, they couldn't find a helmet to fit it.
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"You there!!! Look at the booger on my finger!!"
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Really? look at what you have! What is wrong with you?
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I like boobs! You like alien men! :P
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NERD CHIC!!!!????? REALLY??? Don't pass your homophobic aggressions off on me..... I'm far too chaosy for you.
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Nobody likes your avy, that's why the other Tau will not hang out with him; he's dull, even for a Tau.
Oh, and I kicked your avy's ass with a Dark Angels Chapter Master with power weapon, yes, an overpriced Chapter Master, from an outdated codex, with minimal wargear and a five man combat squad (the one without the sarge as well).
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If I tried to insult your avy, it would sound lame, so I can't. :-\
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Yer avy ain't Orky and ain't worth dakka neither!
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At least it wasn't photoshopped.
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Are you sure? Did you take the picture yourself? Photoshop is an amazing tool, if you ever get into taking pictures you will come to find programs like Photoshop to be a life saver.
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And your avy would know what being an amazing tool was like.... wouldn't it?
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Everyone and every thing is a tool, its just that some aren't used very much due to irritating restrictions, rules, and being generally overpriced, like your avy.
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Farsight's not overpriced, your whole freaking Chapter is overpriced.
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Oh, and I kicked your avy's ass with a Dark Angels Chapter Master with power weapon, yes, an overpriced Chapter Master, from an outdated codex, with minimal wargear and a five man combat squad (the one without the sarge as well).
Durf. You forgot to mention that they suffer horribly from codex creep as well.
At least the Dark Angel's don't use the wargear section anymore. Your army is dated like DE and the Ordos!
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Says the chapter that fell in on itself and killed it's own Primarch, and then managed to lose some of it's most priceless wargear.... Plus if you look in a lot of the codexes, they still have wargear sections.
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yeah for display not rummaging through for gear. our codex on the other hand has our options in the same section as the units their for.
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i praise you for changing your avvy to something more chaosy.
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I praise you for recognizing dreg's rising chaosy-ness
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I think that your avy has been looking in the wrong direction for so long it forgot that this is the "Insult the above person's avatar" game, not the "Praise the above poster" game.
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You're a freakin' insect!!! What do you know???
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The insect can silently Lol at your expresionless avy.
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Most of your aveys friends and relatives are splattered over my windshield. lol.
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Too bad your avy is nothing but another cheap sell out
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...Oh boy, I'm drawing blanks on your avy...change it.
Your avy is thinking, "Oh, that's where the enemy is."
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you do realize with one burst of the thrusters, my avy would incinerate yours.
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Yeah, but I'm not entirely sure the bug would have live much longer anyways, it looked half dead when I took the pic.
Your avy looks cramped.
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Your avy looks like a snack for a freaking lizard
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Your avy has bird feet.
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Your avy is small and insignificant
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Your avy looks a little on the chubby side.
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At least my avy isn't anorexic and near death
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i'm sure the emo fish head inside the can is just as anorexic if not more so.
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Who the hell are you to talk you team-killing beslubbertard?
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Your sword ain't entirely straight.
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youre the master of kinky. you eat your partners head after sex!
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You're only jealous 'cuz zebras don't see as much action. ;D
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yeah cause getting your head eaten off by the beatch you just humped isn't?
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You gotta be faster then. Lol, that's so wrong. :D
Unlike your half-dead avy.
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Hey Zorak, Space Ghost won, get over it.
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Zorak was used already, dude.
Your avy is so embarrassed by the fact that he knows not how to use his sword that he can't look at it.
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your avvie is emberassed bcuz his female mate always ends up eating (the wrong) head.
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The worst part about your avy is that you're fully aware of how stupid it is.
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and yet the worst part of yours is the ugly mug we have to look at every day.
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your not an old possesed model, they are so much more chaosy than you.
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Your avy looks sad because he's outfitted in those 'Gay men's colors'. (You get cool points if you know what show that's from.)
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it's from a show.......at that time............on that day............on that channel........with that guy...........
yours is just a bug.
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Pink, really? Even Slaanesh thinks they're all "super gay."
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Ummm, your Tau wear red. They are angry Tau.
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Tau of the Fire Caste Sept Vi'orla wear red to show their ferocity in battle. Farsight took the sept color as his primary mainly because he was fighting in iron oxide deserts, hence, red armor for red sand. You have a brown bug on a green leaf, hence bird food.
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It's pretty bad when Kroot don't even want to hang with your avy.
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Your avy can't shoot straight; just look at the angle on that gun... ::)
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YOUR A beslubberING BUG!!! I MEAN, SERIOUSLY???!!!
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LOL, you make me lol, lol. Too bad your red angry Tau have such anger issues, join a group, man.
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Maybe you should join a "I have small bug syndrome" group.
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While your angry Tau should join a bug hater's group.
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Why don't you go get your head eaten?
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Your avy is so dumb it doesn't realize that I am not the bug. Sheesh.
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While your avy is too stupid to realize that THIS IS A GAME!!!!!
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While your avy is so angry that it takes the game too far. :)
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your avvie is dead like a necron *rage quit!*
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your avy is extinct, move on.
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Yours is a dirty LIE!
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Yours is an imitation. Now shut up.
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Yours is angry. What's with all the angry people? ??? LOL.
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You're a lowly insect why do you care???!!!!
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Well, at least he's sober, unlike a glass of beer. Also, all he cares about is this: nom nom nom.
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Guinness is not a beer, Guinness is a stout, thus proving why your bug is pretty low on the food chain
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Whatever the crap it is, it's made from veggies, and tastes like veggies. :P Lame.
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Okay, Guinness is made from rye grain and a touch of wheat and hops, not veggies. GRAINS. Again showing how smart your bug really is. So wear this badge proudly: F41L!!!!1111!!!!11ONE!!!11
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Suuuure. The 15-year-old is really going to know all those
yummy yucky thingies he can't have, right? Either way, alcohol FAILs, IMO. :) God, this avy is sooo great for me to mock. ;D
So wear this badge proudly: F41L!!!!1111!!!!11ONE!!!11
Yessir! Rightawaysir!
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You have six-legs and get your head eaten after sex--- FAIL
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And you are bad for LIVERS! Murderer! :o
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Stout is good for you!! Can't you READ???!!!!!
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*SKREEECH* *BEEEP* *SPLAT!* The now-dead driver agrees.
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I'm not dead, but your species will be soon. Climate change 4 the win!
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atleast my avvie doesnt cause climate change...
i get good gas mileage :P
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Spotted zebra flatulence is the leading cause of green house gas emmissions to date, trust the Monkey on subjects revolving the back end of the gastrointestinal system. ;)
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I've really got nothing for your avy other than Space Wolves don't wear green armor
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*Glugglugglug* I shoooow you howzzz to make funofan avytar. *Hic* When I'zz done sheeeing two of youzz. *Falls*
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Again the mantis proves to be weak sauce. Stupid bugs, learn to insult.
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Yeah, but the result from that drink is the same as when a raccoon eats fermented berries: roadkill.
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Oh, like when I step on yours?
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You couldn't step on a mantis after some of your grain juice.
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you'd be amazed mis-informed little insect.
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you taste like burnt rope
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You run like amphetamine parrote.
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You can't be had by most people in America, legally.
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21 and up for the win. but a bug wouldn't know that would you?
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*sip* ugh, beslubber me, that tastes like stale arse! :o
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Wow I just put gas in my Land Rover, and 3 miles down the road I already need a refill!
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Fail, your juice makes you less witty.
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Wow I just put gas in my Land Rover, and 3 miles down the road I already need a refill!
that's not funny, it's a serious disability! :'(
Gaa, stupid bug! *splat*
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Your little avy is sad AND angry.
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And your avy is nothing but a target for me stomp on.
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yo avvy is sssooo stupid, he doesn't even have a brain. lol.
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Your avey, good looking?
NEV-VAR! >:(
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You're avy is a cheap knock off of every other avy you've had.
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oh, snap! :o
well, I'll drink to that, but not that amphetamine parrote you're pushing....
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Your avy would look better if it had cantina wire welded around the windows.
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At least Tangi freshens his avy, yours is older than the beslubbering dinosaurs
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Yours is the reason there are no dinosaurs. Drunk that crap and died.
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At least my avy isn't a paranoid fool that fears commies that don't exist
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I prefer German beer; may have said it before, but it still bears repeating.
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like your avey is repeating on us? ???
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As if your constant use of Land Rovers isn't?
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Well at least they're not stout-addicted drunks.. ;)
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Your avy wouldn't be funny even if I was drunk.
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your avy is over abused and needs an update
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Your avvy is over abused - st00pid alcoholics!
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Your avy reeks of a failed attempt at mirth.
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Your avvy's a lie. :)
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Your avvy's as funny as dane cook
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Your avy is a disturbed robot in a dog suit, so you have no room to talk.
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One word:
GINGERVITUS! :o
Has yours heard of dental floss. NEV-VAR! >:(
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yours is an overpriced hunk of scrap and trash that runs like amphetamine parrot.
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*Gasp* :o Land Rover Roddi! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*sobs uncontrolably* WHY? WHY DID THEY LET SMELLY ZOMBIES BE LEGAL LICENSE HOLDERS!???!
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Hey wasn't that picture you after not getting any forum awards? Judging by your current avy, you need a new bodyshop.
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Yours isn't green enough.
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Yours is another Gazghkull wannabe.
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Yours is ugly.
:o
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Your's makes no sense.
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Your avy is saying this: "I'm CONSTIPATED!" :o
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wait where is your avve- *squish* oh well that's what you get for having a bug as an avatar.
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Emo avy, "I cut myself!" Khorne marine, "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"
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Your avy is puny and insignificant.
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Hollywood blockbuster amphetamine parrothead
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You're one to talk, English can't make decent cars, especially not Land Rovers, and besides, only rich people drive Range Rovers, because they're too far up their own hole to see hwo ridiculous they look! 8)
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Your avy is a freakin stick figure.... I mean really?
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Your avvy has never had a woman.
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Your avy couldn't attract a woman if it was Arnold in the 70s
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Give me thirty seconds and I'll draw a stick woman for my avvy.
It'll take you hours.
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Too bad mine will be better than that 3yr old level chicken scratch you have.
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Jayne is a girls name.
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*Throws grenades and fires thousands of rounds at Overkill* I'll show you a girl. Hey, World War 1 is over, take off the gas masks you losers
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bruce wayne lookalike outrageously sexy lycra-clad pixie lol
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You're an even cheaper knock-off poser wannabe of your older brother and you need to stop
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Can't stop me, brucie!
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i pick bugs like your avvey out of my cars front grill.
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Is your car covered in spikey chains too?
I mean seriously, what if those got caught on someones clothes? :P
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Your an extinct breed of horse, go get eaten by a sabre toothed tiger or something.
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yipee-kay-aee snake on a plane! :D
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Shut up and deliver my dinner supper car.
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here's your dinner, fattie
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your avvey look like sanct is giving it the "tail pipe" treatment.
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Your avy is a team killing beslubbertard. Just like Caboose
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your just jealous because kharn would kick your avveys ass in cc.
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Go cut yourself and drink the blood
emo
8)
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go get a decently drawn avvey.
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Go write depressing poetry.
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Just when I thought that my avey was the most crudely rendered one ever made.....
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nope its a tie with snowmans avvey.
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Your avy sums up CSM play style, black and white.
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Who's the hillbilly in the power armour?
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Why are you taking pictures of elephant poo and using it as an avy?
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take a shower you red neck.
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you have the check to complain about bad hygeine.....smell your pits! :o
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not nearly as bad as the interior of that scrap heap.
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Have you ever thought about taking off the other armor sleeve so you don't look so Michael Jacksonesque?
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who the hell is that in your avvey? ???
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That is Jayne Cobb, my hero. Your avy is obviously too stupid to know that though.
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Jayne! The man they called Jayne!
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Hey didn't Gazghkull Thraka make a mockery of your avy?
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Trying to watch your figure?
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You're one to talk....
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Your Avatar looks like a SMURF!
Am i behind the times with Avatar jokes? Or was that pretty fresh?
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Smurf? seriously? This is coming from one of the most questionable chapters in the Imperium. PS, way to help set off the Horus Heresy... jagoffs.
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Guess we're not talking about James Cameron's Avatar then.
Y'know what tastes nice? Kitten. Skin it and claim yourself a pair of catskin boots.
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Space puppy.
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Punto ;)
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You know, that light greyish purple your wearing really helps the homoerotic viking vibe you have going on.
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quit whining and eat the damn thing already.
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quit whining and eat the damn thing already.
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This is why I buy American
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That's my grandad's grave, ceral eater >:(....
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Whatever gas guzzler. Way to consume natural resources at an alarming rate.
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a little sauce would be nice with your avy
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wow that is the least imaginative armor scheme since the ultra-smurfs.
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yh but my armour can stop a bullet, yours couldnt stop evil glares
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thats what i've got sentry guns for. * blows nom sheep away with sentry*
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thats what ive got armour for., sits on your head.
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SPESH MERINES? YAWN!
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should get a decent paintjob for that wreck, Btw i 'borrowed' the engine, its in better condition than it was before.
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you should talk about paint jobs.
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TF2 was cool about 4 years ago
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*bad wraithlordalex impersonation*
I can levitate all by myself, and I'm all broodting and deep and my race is dieing out. LOLZ
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You should be flushed in your chemical toilet
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LOLCATS are teh funeeee
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Still tastes better then that garbage you're hawking
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Till you get the inevitable hairball.
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What are you going to do??? Rain on me?
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Holy hand-grenades! There's kittens in Killeen? Darn east texaners! Hope you didn't seal that poor kitteh-soup from those ole crazies in Waco!
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Oh its giving birth... to a puppy?
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Your avy would get shot for taking a second to look around. Sniper = BLAM. Dead.
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then a huge gust of wind comes up and blows you away.
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you know what blows your avvey away? buck shot.
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at least my avy doesn't look constipated
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Yeah but at least his avy isn't off the Chinese menu, who ordered the #23?
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yeah but my avy can actually dance.
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Says the terribly painted Sphesh Muhreen
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I see through your 'disguise', death. *rips off fake mustache*
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learn to photo shop a decent pic.
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get one that makes sense and you'll have room to talk
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Is that a Go-Bot? When were they cool?
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You have a dancing pedobear wearing a Gerard Butler mask. Punish yourself.
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Hey Leader One, I talked to Optimus and he said the Autobots aren't taking applications at the moment..........sor ry.
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Your avy must hurt a lot, always landing on his man-parts when he dances...
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Aww that's cute you are about to bloom.
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So, Pedobear, molest anyone lately?
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Weren't you in Meet Joe Black?
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*dances back*
Oh yeah, you just served, bear be-atch!
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steals petrol, and runs away sniggering.
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HOT PANTS FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
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If I were the person who created Photoshop I'd be crying right now.
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If I were Gerard Butler I'd be monkey stomping your ass right now
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such a pathetic disguise death, i see you there.
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army of choice 4 short attention spanned kiddies with mummy in tow.
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photoshop killed itself when it saw what it had created
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^ cheap knockoff of my avy.
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no you copied mine, you just posted it first.
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^^
Overcomplicated
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^ Punk Catachan wannabe
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i have some gass i need cutting. before i get ninja'd again.
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^
Loner
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ahh but your see, no -one pays your avy to think.
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no one credits your avy with an overabundance of brains either.....
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I don't even think there is a brain at all under that hood.
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an architectural eyesore.....
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i'll give you a fiver for it and your still ripping me off. :D
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cheap chaos wannabe
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halloween is over, just deal with it
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Another Lady GaGa avatar?
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What's with the gas masks? Have you been eatin' beans?
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S&Ms? Really? Are you off your medication or something?
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look, the brothel called it wants its suit back. :)
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Hey Ahriman sent me by with a cease and desist order due to horrible impersonations
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hey, i see a shrine dedicated to you, oh no wait thats me.
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The shrine of the idiots I'd guess
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true but those idiots are fanatically dedicated to me, hence i have an army. your main followers are overfed kids
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At least I get sacrifices you cross-dressing lunatic. Just remember, I have robes, you wear a freaking dress
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i can't insult your avatar because i can't see the dang thing. cut down on the monochrome please.
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I, as a fellow Tau player, can't insult a fellow Tau player, but if you come across an avy like yours, only it's Farsight, hook a brother up would you?
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just remember, the rest of the really bad stereotypes are gonna be pissed
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Says the poorly rendered Chaos Sorcerer wannabe
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my grass needs harvesting, get to it then.
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Your's is wearing too many clothes.
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yours isn't wearing enough
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Nerf, durf, never heard anything about not wearing a helmet...
Is your avy even a pic from the 40k libraries? I can only barely make out a leg. Avy's like your's typically die from a single arrow in D&D.
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If my avy were pushed over, it could get back up. Have fun with the turtle impression.
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My avy can rip your avy in half.
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It's overstayed its welcome.
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So has yours
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Death? Disguised in a big dark hood? ???
That's like Sanct disguised in a Pedobear mask.....we still know what's coming! :o
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a jeep disguised as a person, original
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your one to talk with your dark eldar knock off avvey.
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you forget eldar ripped off elves. and i lol at your inabilty to beat up a fly
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a jeep disguised as a person, original
You......piece of.......beslubberi ng......amphetamine parrot. >:(
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At least my avy doesn't get 2 miles to the gallon
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no but its fun to see it try
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your avatar looks like some stoned guy in a dress.
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those glowly things dont look healthy, you need to get them checked
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Jeep Driver. >:(
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jeep 8)
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Your avy seems to be pondering it's meaningless existence. Either that or if she left the iron on at home.
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Wow, didnt know pedobear could dance
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Your avy can't hold a sword the right way.
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*starts up chainsaw* say goodbye to yours
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Yours is more emo than a thriteen year old girl listening to mcr
8)
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Seeing as you play Guard, which I might start, I can't mock your avy.
(P.S. Nomsheep, you can't effectively make fun of flowers... Flower Power! LOL.)
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Flowers are for girls punk
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I think I saw your avy on Facebook somewhere...
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I could've swore I just ran your avy over with my riding mower
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But my avy will grow again, what happens if we kill yours?
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the choas gods will grant me rebirth
i wont insult as your playing guard to. ditch the guard and suffe. muhahaha
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I might play Guard. Like, after I have 500 pts worth of Orks... Next month maybe? 8)
Change your avy, it's too boring to make fun of.
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hmmm, for the emporer
and conviently my new avy will eat your flower.
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Your such a fat ass Cartman.....
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i'll sit on your Jeep
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:o
>:(
NIIINNNNNNNNAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
......fatboy.
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cough * i can move faster * cough
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you're an angry fat, nazi, dumbamphetamine parrot, beslubber!!!!!!!!!
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obviously your jealous because imhave weight and death is anerexic
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a Guardsman? You really are living up to the title of Fresh Meat
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quite being such an emo and get a decent avatar already.
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Your nothing but a Boom Gun away from being scrap metal on the ground punk
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*cough* my straight razor back please
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why don't you put that flashlight to use and get me some booz from the cellar.
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Go back to Gundam
Krash
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You do know Gazghkull kicked the amphetamine parrot out the Armageddon Steel Legion don't you?
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a scythe, go back to dark ages when that was original
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This coming from an avy most likely to get a visit from mine...
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your avy is a life size version. the nicknamed you the grim squeaker
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I figured out what your avy is doing, it's cornered by PedoSanct and is about to get raped. A familiar feeling for you no doubt.... oh wait, that's right you aren't fresh meat anymore
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you all got killed at the end of the movie.
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Stupid marine, can't even fall on your own sword right.
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stupid marine, you guys shouldn't have been so whiny
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2006 called, they want they're "SPARTA!" meme back.
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Sadly, a squad of Spartan Warriors could still kill off an IG regiment cause you guys are all a bunch of blubbin girls
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Who wears short shorts?
Spartans wear short shorts!
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Hey, look! An up-armored Land Rover with a terrible face drawing on it! HOW GAY CAN YOU GET AROUND HERE????
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Bout time someone started the insults again, you skirt wearing POOF! :D
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a car with eyes drawn it? , seems like something a 6 year old would drawn!
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I don't have to take that from an endangered species! >:(
Where's your eggs? I fancy an omelet. :P
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Who asked you? You're a rollover accident waiting to happen.
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'this is how men of sparta greet one another, high- fives for the women open mouth tongue kisses for the men'
the funniest part of meet the spartans, describes your avy great
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As the lone survivor of the Armageddon steel legion runs from his commissar.
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im afraid japan want their cartoons back, they outnumber you.
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really? Japan huh? So says the transgender cat demon thing. No wonder Sanct loves you
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mutated arms is soo last year
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Anime cat people is just gay.
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What the hell are you reaching for, perve?!! >:(
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Of course you would think like Sanct you rusted out beat up bucket of bolts.
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yes i can count my fingers to, i just don't have to hold them in front of my face to check.
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Is your dick as big as your boobs freak show?
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No, I don't wanna play tag, mindless fleshy pawn of the Illuminati.
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Hey, scrap metal, don't you have a crusher to get to?
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Been there done that, blue boy groper.
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My name isn't Sanctjud, use your windshield wipers you rust bucket.
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lies, sanct is a demon to
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So says the transexual cat demon from Sanct's dirtiest
nightmares fantasies
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Yours is as scary as a smurf. :P
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cough, the round things are called wheels
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Wow, a transexual cat demon! Can't get much more retarded than that
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wow a running demon avy, originality for the win
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..... ???
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meow.
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Wow, a gay anime cat demon, how 1990 of you
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wow differenet shades of blue, how varied
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I've created better looking road kill than your avey nom.
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I've seen blown up humvees look better than your avy
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wow, unik lololol
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wow, and how does it feel to be Sanct's used condom?
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im not sure, please let me know
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im not sure, please let me know
Is that really the best you got? What are we in 2nd grade now?
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Leave my balls alone. :o
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ahh i see VK on your wind screen let me get that off with some white spirit
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Holy crap! Did you see that cat demon thing run by? Wow it looked like a tool!
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Dinosaur in space huh? ???
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too bad you went extinct before you could offer such sentiment
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what the?!! :o
where the...what happened to the dinosaur?
Blue balls, you see what happened?
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Nope, guess rustbucket was hurt by what we said. Or he felt like spamming and deleting his posts
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just cut your own head off all ready before i do it for you.
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Nice dress
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at least my avvey is out hunting the disciples of pedobear. yours is just standing around. waiting to get called on the carpet of the ordo malleus for incompetence.
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At least my avy is smart enough to know that it would be the Ordo Hereticus that would come down on incompetence... like yours for example.
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can you even move in that thing. or are you just waiting for the rest of us the do all the purging.
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At least I have armor, and you do realized that plasma weapons explode right?
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That's a morbidly obese shield of yours.
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just shut up and get eaten to death by bugs already.
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Nice hat Ranger Rick
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Your sword is too short. It wouldn't even cut down a grot. And that inquisitor emblem isn't good enough....it should be lit up in flames.
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Yours is just a big colourless scrum.
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Hey, it looks cool. Yours has googly eyes. :o
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ZOMFG!!!!!!!! Spesh Mehreenz, it's so original that I am awed by it's awesomeness...... :o
or not.
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it looks like your avvey is standing right under an extermo-beam.
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We are supposed to be unified in our cause...you silly hat wearing fool.
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ah right unified, i'm sorry, but your tracks DO make you look fat
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:o
stupid cat be-atch!
*drives off crying*
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hey unified, dont run over that poor hedgehog he was one of our spies
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Whoa! Careful with that scythe there......it could potentially cut something!
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oh look a dogpile
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:o Why is you stabbing yourself in the face????
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Hey! I know why your sword and shield are so close to the ground...they're so heavy, you can't even lift them. ;D
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Hmm, looks like a straight up clusterbeslubber to me there...
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Man, look at all the smog and dust there is in your picture....must be a very muddy world you're on.....
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Rugby scrum!!!!! Zounds!!!!!!
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face it your just going to end up feeding slurgle with the daemons you kill so you might as well hang up your armor and call it a night.
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Whiny fish-elf traitor.
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i see, lets all copy final fantasy with the big swords
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Instead of an insult, here is your new avvy.
Here name is Nico Robin, enjoy:
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Instead of an insult, I applaud your avy sir.
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well, try originality, its rewarding
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yes your finally killing yourself. but why is it taking do damn long?
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Hey now, you should know that smoking isn't good for you. :P
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ARGGGGHHHHHH, your pisture of snct was so bad it burnt the page out
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You can't hug people with a chainsaw. :-[
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you realise gas masks are better nowadays
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Suicide isn't the answer dumbass
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is that sword your lover? cause you sure look like a catcher :)
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Your a junkie. What kind of role model for young 'uns are you? :(
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When you land after going off that jump, you suspension probably won't take the pressure, and therefore will be destroyed.
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well your suspension needs some work
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Your face needs work
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did the pillow fight go wrong
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So what's it like being assimilated by the Borg?
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oh my god, fluufy, how could you do that to him murderer
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Cry some more androgynous one
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is it a man, is it a girl, oh no its a japanese cartoon
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Guys who wear girls shirts.... WHERE WILL THE INANITY STOP?????
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we have told you before sir, plastic swords don't count
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Don't you have a sex-change operation to get to?
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yes, but i was told that VK took the last one
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Wow great comeback, does your avy drool on itself too?
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[I wonder how long this will last?]
does this answer your question
ong feathers, will your avy be crushed to death?
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.....I hate yours. :(
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land godddamn you land
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*gasp* you have the Jolly Rodger in your avy and also a patch over one eye! That's a sure sign of piracy! :o
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omg, acid rain
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Grow a mustache dammit!
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grow some originality dammit
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*Gag* :P
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stop bullying the atmosphere :)
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Stop being vague in your avatar gender.
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gas masks are no longer fashonable, what do you think this a war movie
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What do you think this is an Anime movie?
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:o
BL's BACK LOL! ;D
...same gormless looking avy though? ???
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did you run him over with that yellow train wreck :)
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Slap yourself you David Bowie wannabe
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Japanese anime........meh
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oh look, wierd emo badge thing
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Evidently, that eye patch prevented you from realising that it's the Blood Angel Symbol, emo avatar. :P
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yes, thats teh reason im using :-[
wow a flying jeep
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Wow, look at that scar and the eye patch. Obviously you weren't good enough to avoid getting hit.
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Is that some sort of anal probe? :o
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Hey pale pasty and stupid, kill any of your battle brothers lately?
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kill any more feelings lately, as he couldnt kill anything else
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quit being such a stereotypical triangle head.
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Why are you reading the graffiti on your lasgun while there's a battle going on?! GET MOVING, SOLDIER!! >:(
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Seriously? You look like something my dog crapped out yesterday
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With a sword that big, your is clearly compensating for something...
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Hey look! More meat for the grinder
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hey, lets all copy the fad, with a curtain haircut
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???.....
..... :(
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i ran out of land rover jokes
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Get rid of it. Now! >:(
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land rover tangi meet land mine tangi
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Anime Futurama? HOW DARE YOU BLASPHEME AGAINST MATT GROENING!
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anime final fantasy how dare you blaspheme against taste
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Are you ready for this nom? All Final Fantasy games are anime in their own special way. PWN3D! and your avy looks stupid
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i was saying that final fantasy i-s r-e-a-l-l-y b-a-d sorta like your avy
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wipe that avvey off my interweb before i beat it off your face. >:(
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wow, stealing ideas from gta
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Space cow boobs.....yay. :-\
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Why a person would drive a perfectly fine Land Rover into a pit of quicksand is just beyond me. :o
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Ice crystals do not an avy make
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wow, i have ran out of gay anime jokes for now
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Bounce up and down for me. :P
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can i say the same in return. go damper springs
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Your avatar is un-fappable.
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And so is yours.
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however the tailpipe on yours is epic :)
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ooo, don't poke yourself with that star at the top right corner. It looks sharp. :o
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whats this on the floor.... Opps boom, vortex grenade...
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Your avatar is un-fappable.
I couldn't have put it better myself. :P
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women drivers.
thinks my avatar broke tangi... But at least I'm not driving a lada niva
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Tangi's other lada,
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Tangi's Cruiser (lada)
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LMAO i could do this all day the rules say insult not the amount of insults you can use in 1 go!
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Your avatar is un-fappable.
I couldn't have put it better myself. :P
Those who would do so to the above Avatar cause the avatars reaction.
IE, the poster who sets his avatar to that.
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are you gonna finally eat that slim jim or not?
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oh look a battle scene, that is so oldskool
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Take it off!
(the hat)
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why it adds to her character
take it off, the yellow paint
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Must be cold out on the street corners at night.
OHHH, SORE SPOT!!! 8)
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is it bird, is it a plane no it's a flying jeep
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Ohhh. Sore spot. :(
.....Tramp.
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gutted, *jeep*
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xeno-lover fan service!
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go get killed in a fire like all the other guardsmen.
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Avast wee lads! Thar be a unwanted diddling bear internet meme behind ye!
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when was the last time you changed your avatar anyway? that scene is getting so stale you could beat noms avvy with it to get more money. thats right two for one.
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awww, little kiddies off to a fancy dress? pop and crisp party? time for a drive by mofo!
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oh no, they've let the queen out again
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its the best way to deal with annoying little vampire films without getting dog hairs on the furniture
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we should tell you thats just a cap gun but i can't breath from all the laughter i get from watching you "shoot" at people and assuming they all have super powers or something.
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Shouldn't you have been eaten by the Kraken Jack? Cause I swear you're trying to steal Will's girlfriend again.
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stop playing with your food.
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Awful last film. :(
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what you talkin bout jeep boy?
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The film that was never shown because you cracked the camara's with your visual appearence.
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The film that was never shown because you cracked the camara's with your visual appearence.
Oh so that's what happened to the Halo film! ::)
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Don't worry, I think you'd make a great Warthog.
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so says the winner of ugliest avvy of the month.
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You're just jealous that you're runner up.
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your just a cheap 'Predator' knock-off
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At least I'm a cheap, young 'Predator' knock off. I'm also more fascinated by the food I just killed, not the tool I used to kill it.
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oh look a cute little doggy
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At least we have REAL fighters to fight our battles. All you have are women with microphones, which tactic will you use?
The great Nagging Army has arrived. Everybody run...
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didn't master chief kill your ass in the first level?
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A: No, we slaughtered them on Reach.
B: The medieval times called, they want their armor back.
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a) you missed one
b) the brutes kinda kicked your ass didnt they?
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But they were smart, they didn't stare at their guns when they drove.
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alright you've caught him. do you even know what to do next?
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At least I caught somehting, your just daydreaming on the job. Don't get shot!
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i'm a kasrkin you idiot. I've killed more filthy xenos like you than kharn has killed his own zerkers.
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At least our Prophets fight in our wars, unlike your stupid Emporer who sits lazily upon his throne, saying he is the most powerful. What a loser.
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"Look at me! Look at me! I got it! I got the -" WUMPF!
someone is begging to get rolled!
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Someone still can't get the guy of his dreams, you have come out of the closet already... haven't you?
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well it looks like you've found a man of your own there.
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**SNAP** oh sorry captain, I didn't mean to break your Tempest Blade...
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you look like you've got sanct jammed up your ass.
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Who the hell holds a rifle in one hand and expects to fire it accurately? You're destined for a slow and painful death.
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Well, hey! Looks like you're holding a gun in one hand too. You're destined to a slow and painful death.
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At least I have a gun to begin with! What are you going to do to your enemies, drive their confusion into agonizing insanity as they try to determine your gender?
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No, I would use my incredibly awesome powers...
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That gun looks like it would explode in your face each time you used it. How is that helpful?
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My glowing orange orb is bigger.
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At least he's drawn nicely. You look like a 'video game gone bad' graphics scenario.
And besides, the orb isn't what counts. In which you say your orb is bigger, is that hiding something small?
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for all your postering an posing with swords and dummies you still can't beat
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Gangsta grunt is fake ass busta.
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Ooooh, looks like the right side of your face got creamed by a space marine.
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nice wolf, i'll take it!
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Goodness! Another one holding a gun in one hand. And driving too! You are destined to an extremely slow and painful death.
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What are you smirking at? >:(
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look at the dust so much cooler than the jeep
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amphetamine parrotty, amphetamine parrot stained amphetamine parrot of a mini.
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hey did you drive through a sewer cos the jeeps a piece of .....(trails off ....
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Wow, a useless piece of crap, who lied to you to get you to buy it?
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you look like your fishing at a gay singles bar.
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is he stealing your look then?
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look lady, you can't park your scooter there, no a water pistol wont change me mind, now MOVE
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i just get so many lolz from the fact that you guys will never get a codex update.
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so do i, its funny as i don't play them i just like the model,
ah look he lasted five seconds what a war hero, oh no, news just in you have to be in a warzone to count as a war hero sorry
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that thing musta just poped is zits and is hoping nobody notices.
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omg wow, its a , it's a .... Yhwh-condemned what were they called about 2 editions ago hmmm
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quick hit em with a potato gun!
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quick use a real gun
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Why are you raising your tail? Do ya think you're a skunk or what?
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I don't know, but you sure seem to like it.
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"Okay, okay Covenant Elite, I gave you my lunch money, now what??"
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now stop looking so happy about it
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Says the guy trying to be a scorpion. I'm sorry sir but you cannot be a real arachnid!
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i'm sorry sir, but you will have to wait in the generic enemies line and put down that guardsman i mean odst.
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Ooooh, did you know that your codex update is a lie?
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did you know that it's no my codex update muhahahahha
and you don't know anything, pointing doesn't make you smart
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What's your tail doing?
Oh right it's pointing.
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Well, you're pointing your sword at the ground, and you know where that guy's gonna kick you...
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He could kick you easier, you aren't even looking.
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We trade one villain for another. Elites suck. POWER TO THE PROLETARIAT etc etc
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Flashy lights and fireworks don't stop bullets.... FYI
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Your holding it wrong. :P
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Your eyebrows are peeling again... Didn't the doctor tell you, "No more playing in the dirt!"
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Your eyebrows are peeling again... Didn't the doctor tell you, "No more playing in the dirt!"
That is one funny reply.
To be honest I don’t really do insults.
See were I come from, they don’t just insult people, they offend them as well.
So, how about a new avvy?.
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No insult? Is your avy really that big of a girl scout to not insult?
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Browncoats suck. You lost the war. Get over it.
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way to go you just killed a girl scout.
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But I swear she looked just like you!
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Does your mama know you're that ugly?
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Trenchcoats just warn everyone around you how weird and nerdy you actually are.
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That gundrone is compensating for something.
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At least I don't have to use three pounds of hair gel every morning to style my hair.
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Demolitions operations will begin shortly.......
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avada ka-ka-ka-ka dammit
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Having some gender identity issues there?
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says the effeminate space elf
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As opposed to the overdone goth appearance.
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Says the stupid beslubbering Bozo avy........
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wow a dancing fairy
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Was it steriod abuse or a sex change that grew those man boobs?
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good question, i am intrigued to know?
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bed sheets from banging Ryan Seacrest do not a dress make.... especially when your a transvestite.
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Wearing skin-tight Eldar armour does not make you a striking scorpion. It only serves to underline the pansy nature of the Eldar!
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Mushroom cloud clown makes kids smile.
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Down in front! :P
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'i wanna go faster, i wanna go faster' wait does this thing go over ttwenty :)
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ARE YOU EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO DRIVE?
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YES i am ... just :)
is it a bird is it a plane no its some sexually confused space elf in space armour
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It's Amy Winehouse.
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Oh no, spell check was an issue.
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Skaven don't wear body armor and combat helmets, hence forth I reject your reality and substitute my own. That is all.
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elves aren't allowed in space, i'm a necromancer i know these things
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black and white picturs hippie
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i love your incubi and pathetic attempt to re-revamp this thread :)
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lol where ur update lol!!!1!!!1!1111 :D
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where's your originality, at least my hieroglyphics say i'm a connisuers army :)
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Your hieroglyphics actually say: ''speesh marines are gay de way better wtf gw make update 4 our army is well better then smurfd lol fagmarines!!!11!!!!!1''
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leave the secret text of ages out of this :)
the dex is still younger than your avy :)
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The blood of the Dark Eldar tastes just as sickly sweet as a normal Eldar, that and Eldar scream and moan, but Dark Eldar moan differently, it's really a bit offputting when skinning one.
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It's a ghetto photoshop job. I could do better blindfolded.
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I thought I did pretty good for three hours worth of work.
Your avy is... flamboyant, even for Slaneesh.
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I'm just kidding of course, it's pretty good.
However you look old
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its the laughing back to make evil rermarks :)
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You should replace the DE head with your own, but making an "angry kissy face"... that's funny, if I didn't have such a revulsion to the Eldar race as a whole, and would ever field any Eldar army, I could foresee doing that (Hell, wire me $5 and said picture and I'd do it for you, tee hee). ;D
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you should do the same with your avy, oh wait :)
$5 so about 2p :)
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At least my avy is up to date with current army models....
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I recently ran over a Lictor. Terrible mess, but what was left was really good barbequed, with onions and relish. Mmmm. :D
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I wish you would have used the picture a frame later; you know, the "OMG" face the vehicle made before hitting that tree stump.
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I didn't know the sisters of battle wore green power armor. very pretty eyes, though.
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Thanks, the mods wont let me use the one without my armour as it could potentially empregnate women through sight of it alone.
Your use of slang infuriates me, if in person I would avart my eyes in shame and disgust, you are the cause of the downfall of mankind.
"Hurrumphf!"[Monkey turns head away from Augie, with a sneer and angry eyes cursing the heavens]
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hmm...interesting.. .does the CIA know that the same minuscule, foul-smelling penii that alcoholic Russian parents tell tales about to scare their children also has the magic visual-impregnation power?
Interesting. Maybe i'll write my congressman about this matter.
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Too bad the two idiots in your avy were too busy slinging insults to not get eaten by a Lictor. Brainz for the Lictorz! Smarts for the Hive Mind!
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Putting your hands over your face and chanting "you can't see me" does not work.
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Too bad Chameleonic Skin allows me to sneak up and eat your brains whilst you are distracted.
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Said chameleonic skin got your mate run over :P.....
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At least I'm not an Elysian Taurus wannabe.
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No, your were dinner. :D
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Your's is really messed up, he wants to fly, but that jump is as close as he can ever get; your avy eventually will crack his head with worry and regret.
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You're really a traitor posing as a loyalist... Hell the Thousand Sons are more loyal to the Imperium than the Dark Angels
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Gross! You have a face full of boners.
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Ha! At least MY Emperor can shoot lighting. Yours is still stuck in bedazzled iron lung.
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But you are not the emperor. You are just his be-atch ;D
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and you're a cat in a card board box... So who's the be-atch now?
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Since the release of the 5th ed codex, your avy is no longer scary.
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Since the release of 5th Edition your army is no longer scary
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How pray tell are vanilla and/or BA marines not scary? (My SM can be used as either) I've just been too lazy to remove the green with steel, then make the shoulders red. ;)
Facial boners... tee hee
wait! flesh hooks?!... chest boners! haha.
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How pray tell are vanilla and/or BA marines not scary? (My SM can be used as either) I've just been too lazy to remove the green with steel, then make the shoulders red. ;)
Facial boners... tee hee
wait! flesh hooks?!... chest boners! haha.
you keep talking about penis. I think you must have Astartes-grade penis-auspex.
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If you're into imperial fists, you must have some weird fetishes, like Imperial Fisting perhaps? ::)
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if you're into Eldar, you must have some anormative sexual object choice, like toddlers perhaps? ::)
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your avatar is the generic head in a suit that SM players think is cool *yawn*
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at least I'm not the one putting poo-poo lazer battles under a oddly shaped magnifying class
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Didn't I see you is some Vegas lounge act?
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Star Wars is for socially inept, overly intelligent dweebs who aren't cool enough for transporters and phasers.
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In the Star trek Universe all of the tyranids would kill one red shirt, then you get wipped out by a lame mix of sub atomic particles.
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Yeah and your space marine battle barge would get boarded and raped.
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Nah, it would be one of those dramatic episodes, not so much action, more diplomacy.
...facial boners.
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you need a new avy :(
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Your 'dex update is here, now for your avy.
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It's very rare that an artist can illustrate lightening and manage to keep it from looking lame, this is not one of those times.
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It's very rare someone can craft their face into a digital rendering and make it look good. This is not one of those times
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Your avy has no face, only a mask; at least I've never seen a skittle with a face...
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Your avy lacks a helmet, don't you know snipers look for that kind of amphetamine parrot?
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Eldar take another kind of head shot.
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If my avy looked that bad I would be pulling out my bolter to commit suicide too.
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That's no bolter, it's the Space Marine organ that shall not be mentioned.
Your avy is obviously so obsessive because it's trying to compensate for a similarly, but much smaller, organ.
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Space Marines don't grow beards unless they are Space Wolves or traitors.... and you don't look grey.
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I need to update the pic, my marines are steel, silver trim, and red shoulder pads now, with either skeleton parts or human heads under reaper cowels; I'm just too lazy to make a new pic.
The power your avy is trying to use is rarely used anymore on the battlefield. Come to think of it, Eldar psychic powers are a bit lame when you consider they're supposed to be such amazing psykers (compared to some of the newer powers coming out).
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I can't argue about the Eldar psychic powers, although I got to use Mind War on an unsuspecting Tyranid player's Mawloc and killed it....
Reaper cowls? Seriously? Noob
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conehead+deer horns= extra gay3
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Your miniscule head + space marine body + Dark Angel colors = ultra gay10000000000000
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You need at least a missile to kill my avy outright, too bad a bullet will do the job in your avy's case.
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At least my avy has an invul save
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I have an iron halo, as jewelry, in my pants.
So ancient, yet the Eldar still make their leaders stand out so well, even SM snipers can figure out who they are.
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Says the sniper who probably couldn't tell the difference between a Warlock and a Dire Avenger Exarch.
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How so? the SM just aim for the one with a gun first.
Taking a knife to a gun fight...
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Says a bunch of Marines who would run right at some World Eaters with only their bolters to back them up......
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I use BA assault marines as my troops choice, along with some Sang Priests, bring it!
Both types of marines would kick your avy's butt. (chocolate or strawberry)
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At least he knows its an imaginary Farseer, and not trying to pretend to be one.
Wow, I remember when this thread first started... I feel old.
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Nice Chaos mutations.... heretic
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Your avy is fragile like pretzels wrapped in a wet paper towel.
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Your avatar is useless in practice, as one headshot from anything but a lasgun will take you out, giving you a battlefield record of 0 kills, lasting all of 7.0638 seconds.
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Why are your avy's nuts next to their head? :-\
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Why is your avatar holding a true-scale model of one of them?
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Are you a Warmachine avy?
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This is a 40k forum, not Star Wars minis.
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At least mine looks deadly, and not caught on some back-end theater stage doing jazz hands.
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"Oh thank the Emperor you're here! Dang German beers and their non-twist-off bottle caps!"
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How's the yellow snow taste champ?
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oh noes, the lightening i just can't shooot you.
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Says the guy not even holding a weapon.
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Your avy's real cool until you make them reroll that weapon destroyed result and it gets immobilised.
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Even when he's immobilized, he's got range. Can't say the same with a snowball, which has the range of Strength Bonus x3 Meters, instead of the couple hundred of even the smallest Lascannon.
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oh no, a chaos deamon-esque thingy. i'll just stamp on it.
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YOU DARE NINJA THE MONKEY GOD!!!
I throw the icy projectile meant for windy clear through your ribcage, leaving a hole big enough to hold a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal...
Now back to my intended target.
@Windy: you have no ranged attack. The Monkey God has unlimited range and ordenance bombardment.
[You here a sound, like that of an arrow flying through the air]
"sssss---PAFT!!!"
[Something has just impacted with your face. It stings and is cold as ice, yet it seems to have a slimy warm core... that smells aweful and is seeping through every pore, impossibly negating your defenses against such contingencies. You pray to your dark gods, but they have abandoned you at the behest of the Monkey God. the Monkey's gift continues to enundate your very being with it's omnistench. You shudder and wretch, but nothing will ever erase the taint upon your soul.]
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ahh, look at the evil deamonic monkey, isn't it cute.
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Your avy's a bit gay, even for the Eldar race.
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Wow. A monkey. I've never seen you use one of those.
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I remember that avy from last year. You know, the picture of my hand holding some of my feces.
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If I give you a banana will you beslubber off?
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No, if I give you skittles, will you?
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No, stupid monkey.
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what are you a friggin' picachu? use a different power dumbass.
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man what you gonna do when your nose itches...
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Wow, you are one black hole away from nonexistance.
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the Farseer is too far away.
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The monkey is eating it's own feces filled snowball!!!!
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I bet you thats the ONLY model he finished painting.
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Your avy must be an intelligence gauge, and you shouldn't be happy with where it is rating you.
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@ above comment, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was good. Now back to you, how dumb is your avy, I mean they can see into the future and yet are still an almost extint race. Intelligence meters are reading low everywhere these days.
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When your top heavy bulk finally makes you fall over, how do you get up?
How do you do it and remain looking "venerable"?
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Didn't we launch your ass into space for a banana?
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And if you peer into the background, you can see an army of unpainted terminators about to blast that Spessh Elf into extinction.
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Your avatar is some guy lighting himself on fire , thats real smart ::)
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Yours is a turtle with a lightsaber... Nuff said.
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Just as before, an unpainted army of death is about to blast that (Correct me if I'm wrong) Deff Dred into pieces
*Too lazy to come up with a good one :(*
*The post above me was pretty funny*
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So your avy must be a past time of yours, you know, random stupidity?
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Well I have done that with tag...
Even if you paint your models that well, there nothing you can do from stopping those jealous unpainted models from blasting him into oblivion.
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(those jealous unpainted models are Termagants, my Dredd is fine.)
Matches and gasoline don't mix.
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Now the farseer looks like a pile of hobbled together junk!
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Oi, look at dis, a little monkey ta try out me buzzsaws on.
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I would rather field 3 coptas instead of a dredd.
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I would rather play Necrons than Spesh Merheenz
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ah mom, Necrons? BOOORING.
Orks need an updated codex... already.
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I actually can't argue with that, they do need a dex rehash, and better done this time.
White Monkeys still turn red when hacked apart.
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Your dredd is obviously sub-par due to no Ork feeling like they even wanted to paint it red yet.
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Deff Dredds can't have red paint otherwise I would have, even stupid monkeys know that.
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Just because they don't have the option doesn't mean you shouldn't paint it red; footsloggers, even giant robots ones, need to go as fast as possible, red paint is the obvious solution.
Your avy is obviously neither cunning or brutal.
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Your avatar is just a monkey, theres nothing exciting about that
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is it a cloud, is it a plane, no it's a lightsaber
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Look, something else for Dredd to smash!
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your avatar is a collection of broken parts.
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how's slow and purposeful working out slowpoke.
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I'm gonna shove my meltagun in your mouth and fill it with super heated plasma (I have a dread that I've modified to have his meltagun mounted under his sarcophagus ;)).
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It doesn't matter if you have a meltagun dred...your monkey still has BS 1.
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You're pathetic avy is just a boot away from my big green ass stomping on the face of humanity
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Actually it looks like you're just kind of stomping around a bad painting table. He looks so lonely you could at least turn on the tv. Oh wait big dumb ork dont know what tv is.
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Is that even an image of your dreadnought?
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Monkey want a banana?
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Deff Dred want a melta bomb up the bum?
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You know, you should always buy TWO land rovers, because the cost in replacement parts always adds up to the price of another land rover.
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Are you advertising a porn? Because I'm not seeing a lot of chicks in your avy. You do know this site revolves around Warhammer, and not Whorehammering, right?
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Back to the zoo with you, nasty simian vermin.
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I love blasting your avy with a vindicator because of the collateral damage happening to the horde around them.
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Too bad I'm still smarter than you. I know better than to get into the space capsule.
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Pop[ and lock Deff Dred break it down now! Ummcha, ummcha, ummcha.
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I'm sorry were you saying something? I can't hear you over the sound of how much more awesome I am than you.
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My SM dread has a meltgun penis.
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Hmm, too bad it's only a melta pistol, and thus worthless against me as I charge into CC
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No problem, my dread has a pair of blood talons and furious charge (I keep the sang priest close by).
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Is that really an image or your monkey!
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It's me, holding a present for you. I'm a genetically enhanced ape with a Commodore 64 hard-wired to my brain. The scientists give me snacks for talking to you monkies. Deal with it.
My dread can kick your dread's butt.
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and my dread could monkey-stomp the amphetamine parrot out of you.
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But It will probably fall apart, and the Ork inside will get mauled by all of your unpainted models.
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Smart move, wearing a gas mask while lighting your farts.
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You wouldn't be referring to monkey farts by chance?
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I will utterly destroy your model by throwing my feces at it if you ever have the misfortune of meeting me in person, don't think I won't... Bah! Front armour 12 indeed!!
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Isn't monkey poo AP2, Assault 2?
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Only a Space Nazi would know that.
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Only Hello Kitty in a tyranid costume would say that.
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Sorry, but that is a terrible Darth Vader costume.
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Half of the paint went on the mini and half of the paint went on the desk....
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I'm sorry, is that a black and white picture of one of the Monkey God's feces piles?
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Capamaru's explanation is probably the reason why the OTHER 9 billion models are unpainted.
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Luke isn't your son, this isn't some fight against a bunch of rebels, you are not Darth Vader.
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And you aren't an ork, but you ARE a slow painter.
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Not really. I painted 3000 pts of Imperial Guard in about a week. and the most expensive unit I painted was a 200pt Vendetta (Valkyrie?) flying thing. The rest was mostly ground dudes and a few Chimeras. You sir however, are slow in the head.
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Your Dred likes it at the YMCA.
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You do realize that your Sith Emperor is dead right? You've lost.
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Meh. My wit is running dry.... Yer dread haz too many...pointy bitz. ;D
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Your avy is a flower, not very 40k at all.
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Well, Orkz is Green, and fungus, not pumpkin. (But, aside from that, great avy. If you did it yourself.)
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oh no, notthe mini orks, i mean flowers
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Leave spandex to the comics.
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leave pink to the hippies
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Your avy's loincloth is to hide his lack of package.
If it's really a dude.
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your avy is ignorant of my avy actually being a chick, godamn it :)
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Still ugly.
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oh noes, a bee incoming
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Meh. Insult yourself.
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Orks ain't gotz no needz fer flowaz.
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But flower power will kill your dread. Grr.
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No it won't, really though, you couldn't even find a flower growing out of a skull or something?
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Hey Ichabod! Think fast!
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Says the jackass who was blown to pieces on the Death Star because they left a vent port ray shielded, but not torpedo shielded.
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So much money and effort to put towards 100 points...
[Monkey throws doo right into your eye!]
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You're a beslubbering pumpkin. Go and rot why don't you?
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My Orky face is better than yours.
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And yet I am still more Orky than you. Ya beslubberin git.
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I have new avy. ;D
Tin can. That I don't have....
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WTF is that in the pic?
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My favorite Pokemon! Bo-nar!
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Wow that stencil sucks, or at least the carver anyhow, who by the way changes his weak avies everytime someone rips it up!
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Your overpriced and inferior to a holofield.
(gasp) i don't have an avatar
/Game over
What?
somebody already did that?
>:(
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You have no avy; I shall ignore you until the situation is remidied.
Wow that stencil sucks, or at least the carver anyhow, who by the way changes his weak avies everytime someone rips it up!
It's freehand, where's your pumkin? I typically keep my avy's for very long times, the monkey was cute, but the pumpkin was awesome!
Oh yeah, did you actually paint that dread? Dark Angels have been a victim of codex creep for quite some time. Still, if I was still fielding them, I would've used the ass cannon/DCCW setup; much better for a ven dread. Shooty dreads with tl las and missiles should really remain non-ven.
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Look at me, im hip and with the holidays, in two weeks ill have to put it away for another 11 months, better get out a turkey picture!
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Did you paint that?
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actually i did not, this is just a stock photo of a friend's. Mine is currently waiting on my Bfoam case, so i can get him home in one piece to paint him.
Nice pumpkin btw, it's very creative :)
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< Black widow spider. Now I have to help people insult me. :o It was found in our yard.
So, ah, I see your avy wasn't executed, "For it's own good." ;)
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No one can tell what it is, its worse than the flowers!
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You're not green, hence I am more Orky than you.
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I don't see very much green in your avatar either.
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If you weren't a beslubbering spider you'd know that Deff Dreads aren't green
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Then your avatar lacks a
red green filing?
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I still can't tell what the beslubber you are.....
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Then maybe stop eating and get some glasses.
EDIT: Obviously, this is an insult to the avatar, not the person. Meh.
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Rocket toilets with legs FTW!
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Holy crap, another wilted rotting pumpkin!
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Yours looks like a really amphetamine parrot pokemon
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Your dark reaper cant kick anybodies ass if he doesnt have his gun pointed at someone.
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The marines that get shoved into drop pods aren't liked by the other marines (who get to ride in the tanks).
"Brother ceres is such a douche, send him in with the first wave with smelly brother Thurp."
"Yes brother Captain!"
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No I don't have 3 year olds at my house, sorry no pumpkins! As for the dread where does it say its vernerable? And DA's easily proxy to standard marine dex lists. For a 40k player your not very smart. Then again you like pumpkins and monkeys, Go Figure!
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No I don't have 3 year olds at my house, sorry no pumpkins!
Then how will you ward off evil spirits during all hallow's eve?
As for the dread where does it say its vernerable?
Ahem, oh, I dunno... Here (http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/Warhammer-40000/Space_Marines/Space-Marine-Dreadnoughts?filter_reset=1)
And DA's easily proxy to standard marine dex lists.
But a real warmaster can still win using their codex...
For a 40k player your not very smart.
I wouldn't know, as I've yet to read any studies concerning the mean intelect of the tabletop wargaming crowd. I'm content with my 135 IQ and 3.97 college GPA.
Then again you like pumpkins and monkeys, Go Figure!
Where's the quote that I like pumpkins? Wife asked me to help carving the 10 pumpkins the brother-in-law gave us, what would you do?
We're nothing but a bunch of apes that are better at transmitting and refining knowledge to the next generation than the standard ape, deal with it.
Let's see some 40k you've done up yourself. ;)
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I know this is insult the above poster, but I praise jawmonkey calling out Ironclad. Oh and the pumpkin looks stupid.
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Was that a nerve that I touched, was it when I said monkey or pumpkin! And just for you I will try and have a pic of my own stuff in a couple of days, Satisfied!
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No, you haven't uploaded a new one yet, and you're exposing your weaker side armour.
Didn't touch a nerve, I just have to burn you guys by default, I have a reputation (you should've seen the "insult the above poster", I'm pretty sure I chased a few members off the site never to return, ahhh, good times!). You were just asking for it, I had to light that blaze! It's like if you stuck your wiener in a hole in a bathroom stall; you're hoping you'll get a bow wrapped around it or better, when all that will really happen is that I'll try to stomp it off with my boot.
So yeah, you just stuck out and asked for a good krumpin', be happy I didn't throw any feces. :-*
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To bad your face looks like a pile of feces
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Oh noes! those Droppods are going into a BLACK HOLE!!!
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Thats not a black hole dumb ass and batmans a bat not a cat you ass you can go crawl in a litter box and die for getting that wrong.
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Batcat is both a bat AND a cat, idiot and those pods look WAY to far away from each other. Congrats, you managed to scatter your forces so the can be picked off peicmeal. Well done.
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Batcat shares very few traits with his master Batman, namely; He has no super powers, always waiting around doing nothing, easily goes unnoticed, and helikes to sniff Catwoman's crotch too!
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What does that have to do with my avatar! Still with the stenciled pumpkin. And for your insults they usually suck I should know been posting on this thread for awhile.
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What does that have to do with my avatar!
Um ???, I was talking to G.M.Sang, he has a Batcat avy, so I was insulting Batcat.
But while we're here, I did insult your avy last time I found you wallowing in your filth...
you're exposing your weaker side armour.
A pretty sad thing to do. Under typical circumstances it should be easy to deny side and rear armour facing to most opponents, barring outflanking/deep striking/etc shenanigans, when using a long range typically anti-armour kitted dread. ;)
Besides, the FW DCCW is too damn awesome not to put it on a ven dread... Holy Moly! You know something? that's not even a proper DA ven dread; its a generic ven dread with a RW icon plastered on one side after half the icon's wing has been cut away, pathetic! :P
Still with the stenciled pumpkin.
Patience grasshopper, there are two more days until All Hallow's Eve. :)
And for your insults they usually suck I should know been posting on this thread for awhile.
I can only get so mean, especially since I just type something out of my ass real quick and it's on to the next thread, preferably one that involves 40k and not a silly tavern game! They seem to be hitting a mark with you though, good thing I haven't used the Rodney Dangerfield insults...
[Monkey makes wry grin... then throws a massive handfull of doo right into your face. Unfortunately you were about to cuss the Monkey out verbally, so your mouth was wide open; the feces clogs your mouth, you have to swallow most of the offending detritus so that you can breath. You try to vomit, but it seems the feces and the contents of your stomach have joined into a bready turdball and your digestive system cannot eject the mass. You spend the rest of your night dry heaving and convulsing, begging the ruinous powers of chaos to kill you.] :-*
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Pumpkins smell bad.
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You've had that avy for some time now. You're not a very prolific painter.
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Actually I just finished a Falcon and am almost done with my Night Spinner and Looted Wagon #1. Your pumpkin is rotting and stinking up the tavern.
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You should see the thing sitting on my porch; I think that Ork's been hanging around plague marines...
Dat dredd probly ain't even a propa dredd, more like a grot-stinkin' kann if yuz askd me! dont got nuff dakka er choppa! No red needer, prolly gits all crumped fer it gits to do nuffink!
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Oi, I knows your non-green arse ain't talkin none. You's not even green like Orks is s'posed ta be, ya runty git 'umie.
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Bill "arse" buttowski, combat proctologist.