Welcome to the cult of the Anti-Eller
we cannot allow this meaningless eller have a cult for behind him. we should... nay we must take his (3 post) glory from him, here in the temple of the anti-eller we will plot his downfall! we will not be stooped by he who forced the TOS topic into out most beloved threads! he will try to stop us but we will prevail (at this point i ask you to imagine that this goes on for another three pages, simply because I'm not going to write three pages because I'm lazy).
i ask of you to abandon the old ways of worshiping eller and instead to overthrow him and end his evil tyranny