In the middle of a forgotten desolate continent, on a world that is vaguely remembered by Ace Rimmer for being the site of the greatest smoked kippers in any dimension, there is a building.
It stands alone, the continent long abandoned by its former inhabitants, with some unspeakable nasties crawling the woods and ruins each night.
The building is large, there are no visible small points, the facility is placed behind 20 foot tall electrified fences, behind the fence, by 60 or so metres and a selection of Tarantula sentry guns a large entrance stands - re-inforced bulkhead doors infront of a 'Welcome' mat. Over the bulkhead doors is a sign 'Procrastination Tavern'.
The doors open slowly and you enter a decontamination area, where jets of hot air hits you.
You stand there for a few seconds as a lone CCTV camera watches you, the decontamination door opens and you enter a large entrance hall. A man stands behind the bar, cleaning glasses, he wear's a battered black Kriegsmarine jacket, a Luigi hat and a t-shirt with 'Always with the Negative Waves, Moriarty' scribbled cross it in red permenant marker.
To your right are a couple of foosball tables, air hockey, a juke box, and other arcade and amusement machines. There is a lift with 'Reservations' above it and a place to swipe your card.
To your left is a seated dining area and a large number of comfy chairs and tables.
The man watches you and then smiles and points at a selection of models behind the bar, "Welcome to the Procrastination Tavern, run by me, Swiper. Behind me are models of the past Taverns, some loathed, some reverred and the rules here are simply. Don't smash anything deliberately, don't start fights with each other - unless its Serious Business, and don't antagonise the...," he points at a selection of photographs near the foosball tables, "finest foosball players the Universe has ever seen..."
*Before anyone asks... I asked a mod a while ago on this, Jimbo, so don't get too stupid guys I know its a Tavern thread... but we don't want it going the way of the Titanic now do we?*
Also no smashing holes in everying without PMing me first... I want some semblance of order here...
So 'game on' I guess...