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Offline Yarrik

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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #40 on: June 18, 2009, 01:08:18 PM »
Slanesh getting some form (or all of) of STD

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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #41 on: June 18, 2009, 02:10:31 PM »
Shrike twisting his ankle cos of a bad jump pack landing.
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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #42 on: June 18, 2009, 03:25:21 PM »
Lysander playing Whack-A-Mole.

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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #43 on: June 18, 2009, 03:39:02 PM »
Harker gets a hernia from carrying payback

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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #44 on: June 18, 2009, 03:53:48 PM »
The Duracel Bunny Runs over a necron lord
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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #45 on: June 19, 2009, 04:17:35 PM »
Captain Sicarius throws his sword in anger embedding themselves in a gargoyle. Which lands on a marine who accidentally flames his unit and runs into a tyranid warrior jerking its   venom cannon. The splurge penetrates a dreadnought which falls on a deathworld sentinel, which chainsaws a guardsmen who drops his overheating plasma gun... onto a mine. The following explosion blasts the overheating plasma gun onto a carnifex. This causes it to knock a broodlord aiming at a Land raider with a vortex grenade and the tyranid mis-aims and throws said grenade straight into Captain Sicarius' hands.

Chain reaction mayhem Tyranid style.
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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #46 on: June 19, 2009, 05:11:06 PM »
Nightbringer, the Angel of Death, The Grim Reaper...getting turned into a squig of the rest of eternity.

The worst part is that this could happen in a 40k game.

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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #47 on: June 19, 2009, 05:24:32 PM »
Nob biker pulled over for speeding and killed in  jail
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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #48 on: June 19, 2009, 05:43:15 PM »
Calgar invites Abadon over for tea and crumpets.
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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #49 on: June 20, 2009, 01:34:12 AM »
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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #50 on: June 20, 2009, 05:54:39 AM »
someone releasing "those" slaanesh  and Khorne sex videos on the tinterweb
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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #51 on: June 20, 2009, 05:58:15 AM »
Cato Sicarius looking in a mirror and NOT thinking, "Damn I'm awesome...."

It'd never happen. Same goes for Yriel.

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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #52 on: June 20, 2009, 06:05:01 AM »
Kharn "donating" some of that extra blood
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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #53 on: June 20, 2009, 10:21:02 AM »
Maugan Ra deciding to have that sex change operation to get one of the Banshees fancy suits and gear.

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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #54 on: June 21, 2009, 01:25:02 PM »
Sammael winning the Moto GP
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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #55 on: June 23, 2009, 08:00:45 PM »
A Big Mek is fixing the inside of his shock attack gun's vacuum tube, when his oilers, wanting revenge for some previous beatings, turn it on.  It sucks in the mek's head and teleports it out of the workshop window and into the warboss' private dung heap before exploding, sapping the whole campsite in warp energy.

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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #56 on: June 23, 2009, 09:30:59 PM »
A Big Mek is fixing the inside of his shock attack gun's vacuum tube, when his oilers, wanting revenge for some previous beatings, turn it on.  It sucks in the mek's head and teleports it out of the workshop window and into the warboss' private dung heap before exploding, sapping the whole campsite in warp energy.

That sounds like a very orky thing to happen, actualy  :P
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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #57 on: June 23, 2009, 10:17:46 PM »
A Big Mek is fixing the inside of his shock attack gun's vacuum tube, when his oilers, wanting revenge for some previous beatings, turn it on.  It sucks in the mek's head and teleports it out of the workshop window and into the warboss' private dung heap before exploding, sapping the whole campsite in warp energy.

That sounds like a very orky thing to happen, actualy  :P

My sentiments also.

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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #58 on: June 23, 2009, 11:05:29 PM »
Mad Dok Grotsnik gets so drunk that he successfully performs necessary surgery that is completely painless for the patient.
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Re: The ''It shouldn't happen to a 40k character!'' game.
« Reply #59 on: June 23, 2009, 11:22:44 PM »
said patient is angered that the super power fisty dealy that he ordered was replaced with a prosthetic limb and beats grotsnik to death with his own creation
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