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Council of Ikea
« on: February 26, 2017, 04:21:00 PM »
So a friend of mine and I were discussing the council of Nikea recently and another one of our buddies was in the room playing x-box. As we were talking about it he randomly said that Nikea sounds an awful lot like Ikea and then went on to describe a scenario where the council had decided that Magnus's interior design ideas were to radical and that from that day forward the imperium of man shall get its furniture from only Ikea uniting the imeprium forever under efficient swedish design. We both thought this was the greatest theory ever and i figured it was worth a share.
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Re: Council of Ikea
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2017, 05:15:52 PM »
This would only lead to blood being shed in vast quantities as the LLB clan (Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen) would surely rise up to denounce the false God of flat pack furniture that is Ikea.
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Re: Council of Ikea
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2017, 05:20:35 PM »
An Ikea store is the best way to explain Trazyn the Infinite's Tesseract Labyrinth.
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Re: Council of Ikea
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2017, 05:45:43 PM »
I remember going around an Ikea store and wondering where on earth the way out was.  It was definitely like a labyrinth.
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Re: Council of Ikea
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2017, 05:48:14 PM »
I think that the Council of Ikea may have been even more damaging to the Imperium than the Council of Nikea. I mean, Ikea's furniture rarely has any skulls on it...

Only semi-related, but my wife and I saw Maisie Williams (Arya Stark from Game of Thrones) buying a load of stuff in the Bristol Ikea last year. We just figured that the 7th season was going to be centred around Jon Snow's struggles to build a Flugholf TV cabinet...
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Re: Council of Ikea
« Reply #5 on: March 4, 2017, 04:42:53 AM »
Flat pack = STC

It all makes sense now.

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