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Title: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
Post by: Lonewolf on February 7, 2007, 11:56:52 AM: Here you see the return of the famous Last words on your tomb stone thread. What you dont know what this was about? Shame on you, the first thread is barley 1.5 years gone :P

You just post your (not really serious meant) last words, you would like to see on your tombstone. Last time this thread was great fun and went over 5 pages. Lets see if we can top that ;)

Ok, i will start:

"I climbed the Mount Everast in 3 days, i got down in 3 minutes"

"Get off my lawn, you damn kids"

"Out for lunch"

"Have you looked into a mirror today? And i thought i looked bad."

"Faithfull unto death... YAY Party time!!"

"HA, feeling cool with your gun bugger? And what are you going to do now??"

"Russian Roulete? Sounds fun!"

"Its one thing to bring a knife to a gun fight. Its quite another thing to leave the gun at home."

Ok, thats enough for now, now i want to read yours :D
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Post by: The Reborn on February 7, 2007, 12:17:57 PM: Beneath this sod lies another.....

Why did those candles say "TNT"?

My Life support ran off windows95....Beeeep pppp!!!!

Maybe it wasn't a good idea telling those bikers they looked like the Village People....
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Post by: Salami on February 7, 2007, 12:42:39 PM: Rasmus tax? I didn't know I had to pay Rasmus Tax!
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Post by: Lonewolf on February 7, 2007, 01:12:02 PM: "Next time i will read the fine print, before i sell my organs to the mafia"
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Post by: Tyranid_Wannabe on February 8, 2007, 12:45:58 AM: Theres always room down here for one more

Look what happens when I spam

I get knocked down but I get up again, oh hang on
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Post by: JamesBot 9000 on February 8, 2007, 01:04:03 AM: "Hold my beer and watch this!"

"Pfft, sniper my left foot, he couldn't hit --"
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Post by: Lonewolf on February 8, 2007, 04:30:06 AM: "Waiting for respawn since 1985"

"Pah, over 50% of my car went over the finish line! I won that race !!"
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Post by: JamesBot 9000 on February 9, 2007, 12:34:36 AM: "Can't make the jump my ass...."
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Post by: Lonewolf on February 9, 2007, 03:26:22 AM: "You wanna piece of me?"
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Post by: Tyranid_Wannabe on February 9, 2007, 05:20:15 AM: You call that a knife, this is a spoon
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Post by: Lonewolf on February 10, 2007, 02:38:40 AM: "Looking great, as always."
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Post by: JamesBot 9000 on February 10, 2007, 03:09:00 AM: "All in all, I'd rather be in Philly."

A cookie to the first man to identify the real person who has that on his tombstone.
Title: Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
Post by: Lonewolf on February 10, 2007, 04:56:28 AM: Quote
"All in all, I'd rather be in Philly."

A cookie to the first man to identify the real person who has that on his tombstone.

Pfft easy: W. C. Fields

I mean, anyone who doesnt know that is plain dump

*hastily closes google window*

Edit:

"A 200kg man should not try himself at bungee jumping"
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Post by: Tyranid_Wannabe on February 10, 2007, 07:50:27 AM: Hey look a gun covered in chocolate, I wonder if theres chocolate bullets- I'll open my mouth and wait for all chocolatey goodness

When was I supposed to release the parachute
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Post by: Warboss Gutzmeg on February 10, 2007, 01:41:40 PM: "hey rather unsavoury chap, what-ho old bean? i asked to be cremated. now im being skull f****d by maggots"
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Post by: Elessar Telemnar (gone) on February 10, 2007, 04:10:07 PM: "I gave Kim Jong-Il a funny look."
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Post by: Mud Man! on February 10, 2007, 10:38:50 PM: Well it seems the taxes have stopped coming but...ah, crap
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Post by: Tyranid_Wannabe on February 10, 2007, 11:18:55 PM: Hmmm... Putting my head in a blender does not provide a cheap subtitute for a haircut

Died a poor man, lost his money and life to an addiction to 40k.
Title: Re: Last words on your tomb stone MK 2
Post by: Lonewolf on February 12, 2007, 03:29:48 AM: "Just remember, when you are summoning a deamon, that a pentagram has five edges, not seven"

"I played a game of seek and hide. I won."
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Post by: Tyranid_Wannabe on February 12, 2007, 05:55:53 AM: Can I swallow fire! Wanna bet?

Hmmm... maybe I shouldn't have had that last drink
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Post by: the solitaire on February 12, 2007, 06:28:09 AM: I'm a mountainbiker.
I already discussed this and my famous last words are, according to my girlfriend, not allowed to go on my tombtree.

They'd be something along the lines of: "Damn! That's steep. Wait, I'll have a closer look."

Either that or: "What hurricane? This is just a perfect occasion to take great photographs"
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Post by: Lonewolf on February 13, 2007, 04:25:56 AM: "Sticks and stones may break my bones..."
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Post by: SeriousCallersOnly on February 17, 2007, 04:23:33 PM: Already been done, but makes me chuckle:

"I told you I was ill"
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Post by: jebus-san on February 17, 2007, 05:35:25 PM: "i'll teach that bear for lookin at me funny"
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Post by: Lonewolf on February 18, 2007, 03:12:39 AM: *Knock Knock*
"Who is there?"
"The Reaper."
"The Reaper who?"
"The Grim Reaper!"

"Didnt find that funny?
Neither did I."
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Post by: JamesBot 9000 on February 20, 2007, 01:05:29 AM: "I am invincible!"

"I always said I'd live forever or die trying."
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Post by: Lonewolf on February 22, 2007, 06:46:06 AM: "I have fulfilled myself everymans secret dream: Riding on dropping nuke from 10000 feet, with a cowboy hat and screaming YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAW."
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Post by: Que Dan on March 1, 2007, 03:48:33 PM: Not dead. Just sleeping. Buried anyway. Pity.

Could someone please cast Invocation of Nehek?
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Post by: JamesBot 9000 on March 1, 2007, 11:21:30 PM: "OMG HAX!"
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Post by: Lonewolf on March 2, 2007, 02:23:35 AM: "You cant really argue with a gun levelled at your head, but hey, one can always try"

"I did my "feel no pain" throw, but died anyway. WTF?!"

"GW is lying to you. Frag grenades do hurt."
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Post by: Que Dan on March 2, 2007, 01:24:15 PM: I died in 1985. That's what I call a LAG!!!

I once really saw this one on a gravestone:

I have lived.
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Post by: Lonewolf on March 3, 2007, 06:29:27 PM: "Guns dont kill people... the bullets do!"
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Post by: Tyranid_Wannabe on March 5, 2007, 06:11:16 AM: I'm not intoxicated, I can still drive

Hey theres firewroks coming out of the plane engine- what a show
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Post by: jebus-san on March 5, 2007, 02:01:26 PM: "i heard if you punch a shark, it will let you go. i wonder if that would work...
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Post by: Lonewolf on March 7, 2007, 04:43:49 AM: "How do you call someone beaten into a wheelchair by Chuck Norris?"
"Lucky!"

"I am fine."
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Post by: Que Dan on March 10, 2007, 08:26:04 AM: Wanna trade?
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Post by: jebus-san on March 11, 2007, 05:16:36 AM: "has anyone seen the pin to this grenade?'
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Post by: Tyranid_Wannabe on March 11, 2007, 07:55:53 AM: Damn, gravity does exist
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Post by: ETHERLORD on March 11, 2007, 12:04:18 PM: "hey, Bin-Laden, if you go to the hospital you can get them to bandage your head better."
*oh how i am the god of political correctness!*

"i'm gonna shoot these pidgeons until they sh*t green!"

~EL~
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Post by: Lonewolf on March 13, 2007, 08:09:31 AM: "Never pay a bodybuilder a compliment about his boobs."
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Post by: Tyranid_Wannabe on March 14, 2007, 02:10:01 AM: I made enemies with George W Bush, he'll never amount to anything
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Post by: Lonewolf on March 16, 2007, 05:44:23 AM: "If you think that i look bad, than go and find a mirror."
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Post by: Que Dan on March 16, 2007, 05:25:16 PM: Green is indeed best.
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Post by: Lonewolf on March 18, 2007, 01:51:40 AM: "Maybe I will drive to hell, but at least, I wont freeze my a**"
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Post by: ETHERLORD on March 18, 2007, 02:02:51 PM: "so, you say say if i pull the trigger then my headaches gone?"

~EL~
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Post by: Que Dan on March 18, 2007, 04:54:43 PM: I called Primarch Vulcan "Mr. Spock".
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Post by: Recluse on March 19, 2007, 04:22:14 AM: "Send those flowers to someone who cares"
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Post by: Tyranid_Wannabe on March 19, 2007, 06:18:18 AM: Sadly witty comebacks are no use against a tiny ork brain and a huge choppa.
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Post by: Lonewolf on March 19, 2007, 05:50:11 PM: "I cant stand you standing on my legs"

"I demand a beer sacrefice"
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Post by: Que Dan on March 21, 2007, 05:09:49 AM: I answered the three questions incorrectly...

(think Monty Python)
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Post by: Skeeno M on March 21, 2007, 05:08:06 PM: ooooooooooooohh what does this button do?
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Post by: Devern, The Unsung Hero on March 21, 2007, 07:09:43 PM: "Yeah right, like I'm going to fall for THAT again"
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Post by: Lonewolf on March 22, 2007, 03:40:49 AM: "The enemy of my enemy is the enemy of my enemy, nothing more, nothing less."

(Taken from "Schlock the mercenary")
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Post by: Tyranid_Wannabe on March 22, 2007, 04:14:58 AM: Paintball somehow doesn't quite prepare you for war like I thought it did.
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Post by: Lonewolf on March 24, 2007, 01:49:21 PM: And out of Chaos, a voice talked to me:

"Smile and be happy, it could be worse."

And I smiled and was happy, and it got worse.
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Post by: Que Dan on March 24, 2007, 05:28:18 PM: Live is hard. Just like the bus that hit me.
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Post by: Treg_pjwninaro on March 24, 2007, 11:48:03 PM: There's no Respawn in RL?
Rather be fishing
I played Russian Roulette with 6 bullets! We ALL won!
I took the red pill AND the blue pill!
The blue ones DO stick!
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Post by: JamesBot 9000 on March 27, 2007, 12:48:33 AM: Note to self: Don't mistake Globals' laziness for unwillingness to take a life in vengeance.
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Post by: Locarno on March 29, 2007, 09:57:43 AM: Next time you hear someone use the phrase
"A Once-in-a-Lifetime Experience"....
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Post by: pepsi on March 29, 2007, 02:54:00 PM: charley, you got a place to put your bike!
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Post by: Lonewolf on March 30, 2007, 01:21:40 PM: "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind... Screw it Ghandi, I want that ass down here right now!
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Post by: Scout-Commissar Squeaky on April 4, 2007, 02:23:12 AM: Andrew. He was cool. He went to school. Hes a fool. Never mess with the toaster strudels
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Post by: Lonewolf on April 4, 2007, 03:17:34 AM: Room for rent:

Searching for a silent roommate, who doesnt smell and is prepared to play bingo for eternity. Brains for dinner every Sunday.
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Post by: TheirrepressibleMrAlex on April 9, 2007, 08:49:21 PM: I hated my name. Every time somebody shouted "DUCK!!!" I looked up to see who was calling.

Never visit the latrines when the mortars start landing.
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Post by: Lonewolf on April 12, 2007, 02:46:17 AM: "Pah, you cant hurt me with your G 36. I am carrying Flak Armour!"

Actually happened here in Germany in the Bundeswehr. Some people have to learn it the hard way, that flak armour is not bullet proof. Darwin at work.
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Post by: jawmonkey on February 3, 2011, 12:56:24 AM: Threadomancer Lvl 2
Beanie of asshatery +3
Once per day: Infuriate Fett +4
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Post by: RatsofTobruk on February 3, 2011, 01:25:17 AM: I died owing more money than I was owed. That's a win.

Yeah, the rent here is cheap, but the view's incredible!

Turns out Saint Peter can't take a joke.

Best barbecue ever! The air conditioning's a bit off here though.

I would like to take this opportunity to say that all my in-laws are nuts, and individually or collectively are probably the reason I'm here.
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Post by: JamesBot 9000 on February 4, 2011, 09:46:17 PM: I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
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Post by: jawmonkey on February 5, 2011, 12:57:29 AM: More like, "couldn't build a power klaw" >:(
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Post by: POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!! on February 5, 2011, 12:45:16 PM: "Did i leave the oven on?....... Damn i think i did."
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Post by: jawmonkey on February 5, 2011, 01:12:40 PM: Tank tread caught my cape.
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Post by: POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!! on February 5, 2011, 01:43:46 PM: Jet engine caught my cape.
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Post by: Lonewolf on February 6, 2011, 03:42:55 AM: Go away, you are wasting my time!

(Oh the irony that a tombstone thread should come back from the dead)
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Post by: POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!! on February 6, 2011, 02:21:27 PM: "At least i died wearing a cape."
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Post by: The Nightwalker on February 6, 2011, 10:52:43 PM: I knew I shouldnt of voted for free healthcare

Guess which one of us brought a knife to a gun fight
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Post by: shadowynne on February 7, 2011, 11:24:47 AM: Mwuhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! I AM INVINCIBLE!!... oop?!!
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Post by: Chuckles, The Space Marine Clown on February 7, 2011, 11:32:07 AM: Woodchipper - 1, Chuckles - 0
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Post by: JamesBot 9000 on February 7, 2011, 10:14:26 PM: Which pedal is which again?
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Post by: POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!! on February 8, 2011, 05:15:58 PM: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Not the big red button!!! :o
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Post by: Lonewolf on February 8, 2011, 05:29:32 PM: If you can read this then GET OFF MY beslubberING LAWN!!!
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Post by: POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!! on February 8, 2011, 05:35:19 PM: Quote from: Lonewolf on February 8, 2011, 05:29:32 PM
If you can read this then GET OFF MY beslubberING LAWN!!!

NO!! I dont wanna.
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Post by: The Nightwalker on February 11, 2011, 01:31:08 PM: ewwww.... What does this button do?
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Post by: ~jäçkäl~ on February 11, 2011, 02:59:48 PM: I'd totally go with "In before the lock."
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Post by: shadowynne on February 11, 2011, 04:43:26 PM: Doh!!!
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Post by: Sanctjud on February 19, 2011, 03:23:08 PM: It was not suicide, it was murder :D
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Post by: jawmonkey on February 20, 2011, 10:43:33 AM: Screw you guys, I'm going home!
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Post by: POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!! on February 20, 2011, 12:09:12 PM: "Dont Drink and Drive" :'(

(YEA for positive messages)
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Post by: Nomsheep, the Modhunter. on February 21, 2011, 01:08:04 PM: 'I'd hit that'
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Post by: Lonewolf on February 21, 2011, 02:15:03 PM: Shake it baby!

The Duke
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Post by: POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!! on February 21, 2011, 09:29:03 PM: "I curse Swampyturtle for assasinating me in HftF6"
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Post by: Sanctjud on February 22, 2011, 06:34:08 PM: I swear, I thought she was 5 years old...
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Post by: The Nightwalker on February 22, 2011, 07:10:40 PM: Ive solved the mystery!
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Post by: POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!! on February 22, 2011, 08:12:58 PM: Quote from: The Nightwalker on February 22, 2011, 07:10:40 PM
Ive solved the mystery!

"I have gathered you all here to tell you......That the murderer is in this very room!!"
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Post by: Nomsheep, the Modhunter. on February 23, 2011, 11:37:47 AM: 'when i said bite me, i didn't mean actually do it'
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Post by: Bassiecore on February 27, 2011, 01:15:20 PM: CREEEEEEEED!!!!

that is all
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Post by: Commissar ShoutY on February 27, 2011, 05:26:48 PM: "here lies RIP Van Adder. and he's bloody annoyed!"

"wow, it WAS loaded"

Quote from: Grand Master Sanguinius on February 27, 2011, 01:15:20 PM
CREEEEEEEED!!!!

that is all

*shake of lip* KHHHARRRRRRRRRNNNNN N!!!
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Post by: Bassiecore on February 27, 2011, 05:33:52 PM: "not as planned"
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Post by: POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!! on March 2, 2011, 08:10:32 PM: " I dont think we should split up guys."
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Post by: Spacefrisian on April 1, 2011, 02:08:49 PM: Dont disturb my party with the worms.
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Post by: The Nightwalker on April 1, 2011, 03:15:57 PM: Hey whats that reflection in that tree there?
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Post by: Spacefrisian on April 2, 2011, 10:48:54 AM: Empty
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Post by: POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!! on April 3, 2011, 09:18:32 PM: Last Words

"HA you cant overdose on advil... ill show you"
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Post by: Nomsheep, the Modhunter. on April 4, 2011, 12:17:03 PM: 'Look, I CAN go up to any one of those scary looking bikers and call them gay'
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Post by: Calamity on April 22, 2011, 06:09:02 PM: ''It's dark in here, but don't worry, I'll use my lighter to find that gas leak.''
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Post by: jawmonkey on June 5, 2011, 11:32:02 PM: I can't make a vehicle worthy of placing in this thread (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=214669.0), I died from being too lame... I got no soul.
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Post by: The Nightwalker on June 6, 2011, 11:11:33 AM: "Chuck Norris is lame"
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Post by: Bassiecore on June 21, 2011, 10:04:33 AM: So the gas taps ARE on :o
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Post by: The Nightwalker on June 24, 2011, 10:16:01 AM: Lets get out of here before my girl friend shows up.
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Post by: Katamari Damacy on June 27, 2011, 12:09:01 PM: <-- I'm with stupid -->
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Post by: Hanith on July 22, 2011, 05:14:19 PM: <. . . and then it exploded>

<got the banhammer>

<I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geiko.>
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Post by: RandomGuardsman on July 22, 2011, 05:23:54 PM: "Medkits are for sissys!"
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Post by: typhon on July 22, 2011, 05:40:41 PM: pull my finger
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Post by: The Nightwalker on July 22, 2011, 10:06:34 PM: Meanwhile...
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Post by: Nomsheep, the Modhunter. on July 22, 2011, 11:31:44 PM: 'but they told me that arsenic was good for you'
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Post by: Lachdonin on July 23, 2011, 12:00:03 AM: "When i said 'Over my dead body' i didn't really mean..."
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Post by: Lonewolf on July 23, 2011, 02:27:01 AM: Grap the cat!
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Post by: RandomGuardsman on July 23, 2011, 12:11:46 PM: "Fix Bayonets"

World of Warcraft -
"The GM said it was working as intended......"
I did this one as the healer - "My healer said he had to choose between healing me, or scratching an itch on his backside"
"Never tell Thrall that his momma is so fat, she requires 2 [Hearthstones]."
"I hung out in Barrens chat too long." I guess it would be trade chat now
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Post by: Leocuta on July 23, 2011, 12:15:42 PM: "Shh, I'm hiding!"
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Post by: The Nightwalker on July 23, 2011, 01:58:46 PM: "Hi Jesus."
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Post by: typhon on July 23, 2011, 07:03:32 PM: occupied
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Post by: The Nightwalker on July 24, 2011, 12:28:16 AM: "Do you even know how to use that?"
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Post by: POD DROPPA-Drop Pods are down but not out!! on August 9, 2011, 12:59:27 PM: "Final Destination 5 what abunch of cr......"
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Post by: Nomsheep, the Modhunter. on August 11, 2011, 09:06:41 PM: i see light at the end of the tunnel
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Post by: The Nightwalker on August 11, 2011, 09:07:48 PM: "Come on, it's not that scary."
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Post by: Nomsheep, the Modhunter. on August 11, 2011, 09:08:36 PM: look, one more shop the riot police won't catch us yet.
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Post by: The Nightwalker on August 11, 2011, 09:10:00 PM: "Come on, easy peasy."
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Post by: Nomsheep, the Modhunter. on August 11, 2011, 09:14:08 PM: day trip to london anyone?
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Post by: typhon on August 12, 2011, 03:04:47 PM: What's this button do?
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Post by: Starrakatt on August 24, 2011, 05:13:35 PM: Pff... They're only goblins, c'mon guys, sally forth! [unsheat sword]

Starky
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Post by: jawmonkey on August 24, 2011, 06:23:44 PM: The helmet messes up the do, marine, FOR THE EMPEROR!
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Post by: Bassiecore on August 25, 2011, 12:07:55 PM: ..... and then suddenly Tigurius.

Kaldor Draigo practiced his writing here...

So, there is no such thing as a jinx?

Whats the worst that could happen?
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Post by: The Nightwalker on August 27, 2011, 12:49:42 AM: "The God-Emperor protects"
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Post by: dr_amazo on September 6, 2011, 09:29:03 PM: Ohh, the green button activates the gravchute

Did anybody else see that Lictor?
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Post by: The Nightwalker on September 6, 2011, 09:46:22 PM: "Let's split up."

"Rookie, watch the door."
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Post by: Nomsheep, the Modhunter. on October 22, 2011, 10:32:53 PM: This is my wife sarah
Sarah, this is my new secetary...
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Post by: typhon on October 24, 2011, 04:22:13 PM: Hows your wife and my kids?
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Post by: Khorne25 on October 28, 2011, 10:15:01 PM: Wheres the brake?
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Post by: Lonewolf on October 29, 2011, 02:10:33 AM: I can see dead people!
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Post by: Nomsheep, the Modhunter. on November 1, 2011, 12:36:59 AM: 'Did you hear a train?'

'to be continued...'
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Post by: jawmonkey on November 1, 2011, 10:11:21 AM: No... more... candy.
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Post by: Nomsheep, the Modhunter. on April 1, 2012, 05:32:22 AM: I will get GW to lower prices and update Bfg if it kills me.

It's ok son, if I explain to Mr ward why I dislike ultramarines in a rational manner I'm sure he'll turn out to be a reasonable man.

Hey Guyz, /b/ is awesome right. Here's my addy.

2012 is a load of Horsesh.......

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Post by: jawmonkey on May 14, 2012, 10:33:17 AM: J. Monkey, Threadomancer, better to leave some things buried to be forgotten by time.
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Post by: Nomsheep, the Modhunter. on May 21, 2012, 05:13:02 PM: Quote from: jawmonkey on May 14, 2012, 10:33:17 AM
J. Monkey, Threadomancer, better to leave some things buried to be forgotten by time.

Like the tavern games?

The once was a sledgehammer....

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