My first title I got from the Discussion board after it was suggested by a guy called Edex, or something. The called me "The Equalizer" for some bizarre rant (which, looking back, made little sense) which ended a Communism vs the world debate. My second title was, "Sarcasm... Me? Never...", suggested by Dev, though I'm not entirely sure why
"The beatings continue until discipline improves" I gave myself. After all, I can edit/give/take custom titles, so why shouldn't I