Author Topic: your momma!!! (Read 2170 times)

dark_wind · « **on:** February 28, 2002, 07:56:24 PM »

hey everyone!!! lets hear some "your momma" jokes....oh..and lets try and keep it clean....and try not and repeat....i'll start:

Your momma's so fat that she sat on a rainbow and a skittle fell out!!!

i know its an old joke..o well

Dark3lazer · « **Reply #1 on:** February 28, 2002, 09:13:19 PM »

yo momma so fat, she plays pool with the planets

Wraithboss · « **Reply #2 on:** March 1, 2002, 09:56:57 AM »

LOL!

Yo' mama's sooooo fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang!

Dark3lazer · « **Reply #3 on:** March 1, 2002, 10:17:32 AM »

hehehe funny

yo mamma soo fat that when hre pager goes off ppl think she's backing up

McDiz · « **Reply #4 on:** March 1, 2002, 03:35:13 PM »

Does it have to be fat? Oh well, I like this one:

Your mommas so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!

Your mommas so fat that when she jumped in the ocean, all of the whales started singing "We Are Family!"

Your mommas so fat that when she wore her favotite red shirt, everyone yelled "Koolaid!"

Your mommas so fat that when she wore her favorite grey shirt outside, everyon thought it was foggy!

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Don't Yell at mE! · « **Reply #5 on:** March 1, 2002, 11:20:06 PM »

m'kay...m'kay...hold on to your underwear....

your momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

your momma so fat she jumped up and got stuck.

Your mom's so fat it takes a whole tank of gas and a plane trip to get to her good side.

Your mom's so fat the earth rotates around HER.

Your mom's so fat, when she was in school, she sat next to EVERYBODY!

m'kay...all that I can remember right now....

elite Tyranid Warrior · « **Reply #6 on:** March 1, 2002, 11:30:14 PM »

your momma so fat when she fell of a bench , she fell off all sides
your momma's so fat she needs a watch for each time zone

Wraithboss · « **Reply #7 on:** March 2, 2002, 02:15:18 PM »

Your mama's so fat, she's got more Crack than Harlem!

Your mama's so ugly, when she was a baby, your Grandmama put her in the corner, and fed her with a sling-shot!

Halberd-Blue · « **Reply #8 on:** March 2, 2002, 02:29:15 PM »

/ooc Yo mammas so poor, a bum dropped a cigarette and she picked it up and said, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the lord 'cause we got heat!"

Yo mammas so stupid, she got locked in the bathroom and became constipated

Yo mammas so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

Yo mammas so fat, when she worked at the movie theater she worked as the screen.

Yo mammas so dirty, when the colonel yelled hit the dirt everyone punched yo momma

Yo mammas so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone

Yo mammas so old and stupid, I told her to act her age and she died!

Yo mammas so ugly, her neighbors chipped in to buy curtains for her windows

Yo mammas so fat, that the biggest restaraunt in town says, "seats 5000 people or (your name here)'s mamma.

Yo mammas so stupid, she had to climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Yo mammas so stupid, she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

Yo mammas so stupid, when she filled out her job application and it said, "Do not write on the dotted line" she wrote, "O.K."

Yo mammas so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window.

Yo mammas so stupid, she watched the 3 Stooges and took notes.

Yo mammas so fat she broke a branch off the family tree.

Yo mammas so fat my dog bit her and died of high cholesterol.

Thats all I remember at the moment.

AiR · « **Reply #9 on:** March 2, 2002, 03:04:42 PM »

your momma is like a golf course everyone gets a hole in one on her..

your momma is like a television set everyone can turn her on even little kids!!!

SteamingBarrel · « **Reply #10 on:** March 2, 2002, 03:05:54 PM »

yo mammas so ugly she walked by a toliet and it flushed

yo mammas so fat other fat people orbit around her

yo mammas so fat people run laps around her for exercise

yo mammas so fat shes personally responcible for world hunger

yo mammas so fat shes both inside and out side at the same time

yo mamas so fat when she wears high heels they become flip flops

yo mammas so fat she wore high heals and oil came out of the ground

yo mammas so stupid she fell out of the family tree

yo mamma so stupid she got run over by a parked car

yo mammas so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed

yo mammas like a misquito slap her and she stops sucking

yo mammas like a vaccum she sucks she blows

you mammas like a TV a three year old can turn her on

yo mammas like the neighborhood bycikle everyone gets a ride

yo mammas like a hardware store ten cents a screw

yo mammas like a road worker, over worked and under paid

thats all i can think of for now

dark_wind · « **Reply #11 on:** March 2, 2002, 09:35:55 PM »

hehe...these are great!!! keep em comin!!!

elite Tyranid Warrior · « **Reply #12 on:** March 3, 2002, 02:08:20 AM »

your momma's so fat she imploded into a blackhole
Sorry, small collection

Don't Yell at mE! · « **Reply #13 on:** March 3, 2002, 01:45:57 PM »

your momma so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

your momma so stupid she failed a blood test.

your momma so ugly she could put a wig on her ass and walk on her hands and nobody'd know the difference....

your mom's so fat, when she was lying on the beach, GreenPeace came and tried to tow her back into the ocean.

more on the way...probably...

elite Tyranid Warrior · « **Reply #14 on:** March 3, 2002, 10:36:59 PM »

Don't swear!!!

heres one
your momma's so fat that she went out of orbit

mind_splinter · « **Reply #15 on:** March 4, 2002, 12:39:58 AM »

These are my two best...don't take them personally...

Your mommas so dumb she worked for airport security
AND
Your mommas so dumb she set the house on fire with a CD burner

lol...

fusion corsair · « **Reply #16 on:** March 6, 2002, 10:01:45 PM »

Yo mamma's so fat when she ran away they had to post her on all 4 sides of the milk carton

Yo mamma's so fat on a scale of 1-10 she is a 747

Yo mamma's so fat when she steps on a scale it says "one at a time please"

Yo mammas so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag

Yo mamma's so stupid she thinks johnny cash is a pay toilet

KingCobra · « **Reply #17 on:** March 7, 2002, 12:49:08 AM »

Okay, some of those are really really lame...

Your mommas so fat when she goes sky diving she needs two skys.

Your mommas like a Nintendo: entertainment for the whole family.

Your mommas like a door knob: everybody gets a turn.

Your mommas hot! Yeah, uh uh! Take it b*tch, take it! (this is in reference to Les' mom -> MILF)

Death_on_demand · « **Reply #18 on:** March 7, 2002, 10:29:15 PM »

yo mamma's so poor I walked in your front door and went into your back yard!

yo mamma's so poor I rang the doorbell and the toilet flushed

Yo mamma took a nose dive off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

most people get hit with the stupid stick, they had to use the whole tree fo yo mamma!

elite Tyranid Warrior · « **Reply #19 on:** March 8, 2002, 11:56:50 PM »

Your momma's so clumsy she tries to fall down to get up.
Your momma's so fat that when she stood up her legs said"hull breach""hull breach!" "evacutate!"
Your momma's so angry at you for reading these that she's behind you with a whip... look behind you

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