Em. (is this part of it?)
Where has my dignity gone?
...ummmmph! Girls play dirty.Lmao ! Sure do ;)
up kittens butt with his mouse.
Where are my explosive runes?
*burp*(https://www.40konline.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi184.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fx187%2FStarrakatt%2Fbrand-albert-zoltan-chien-dracula.jpg&hash=0e8a95e23cbdc064bdb193ca0c3b1294f1e73358)
You wasted them all on your last joike.
Where is my genius?
Nonexistent, Ravens doesn't need a spoon to eat.
Full circle.Where are all my friends?Quote from: Starrakatt, the left hand of KhaineRunning and screaming since when they saw your tentacled face.
And Talon forgot that I am the one who actually own the rocket powered roller blades's remote controller. TongueHmm.
I hid it with my ninjaz skillz.Don't forget who's the 'ol master here. 8)
Empty threats, Talon! You would kill yourselves and the world you so lust after in the process. Anyway it's in a place you'll never find in this reality.There's your answer. You all seem to believe that there's only one layer of reality. It isn't.
Well, since I'm master of that reality then I am owning them (which should give the good side the advantage there).
Captain_Custard, we need you to join the Protectors of Goodness so that Evilness won't prevail in 40konline and following, the world!
You mean those fellows over there? We brainwashed them.Yo.
Everyone wants to eat him for some reason.
Unlimited budget.yay, i can buy a sellchecker
...under an Absolute Field of Nowhere (tm), getting refined by the Goovil! Political Tactical Team.Quote from: hateloveblackC) This is just getting weird ! lolthe plot has gone somewhere out of the window and is now resting in the pacific...
B) Where the hell has all of this come from ?!? :|
A) Where has the plot gone ??
Em.
Tittle of ResponsabilitiesYou know I laughed at that, right? ;D
You do realise that was a voluntary lapse, right? Right? I mean, c'mon, there's need to be something to do for the Adjucator of Misspell? ::)QuoteTittle of ResponsabilitiesYou know I laughed at that, right? ;D
Mutant Creature R&D and Giant Monster Breeding Center and R&D
-Darn! It's me!?! That's what happens when you get overworked. I totally forgot to hire that management team you talk off, trying to do everything myself...Quote from: StarkyMutant Creature R&D and Giant Monster Breeding Center and R&DDoesn't that seem a little... excessive? Where's our labor management official?
I fired them - your department is being merged with Mutant Creature R&D. Feel free to shuffle the existing staff in that department to suit your needs.Whoo boy.
Good cannot afford to look bad, right?ahahahahahhaah.
Good cannot afford to look bad, right?
Though I imagine the Tower of Good has some as well, seeing as there were repeated genetic monstrosities sent against me. No hard feelings though :P.Nor do I. ;) If you want to visit our installations, come visit someday. Go to the same guardpost as last time but use Quantum Portal 11 instead. Your pass is still valid.
officiant
culpability
Quote from: both of usofficiantI know, I know, terrible of me eh? Fixed now.
...no matter how efficiant.......? :P very efficient my friend, so very efficient... ::) (Good, shouldn't feel so good but aha, the sweet taste of revenge ;D).
blah blah blah revenge
Why good invented such a thing I'll never know...Academic curiosity, really. Saruman did it too with Sauron and all. He too understood the ways of Goovil but sadly for him he saw too big, too fast and what happened him is history... I won't do the same error and will keep my motives pure. ::)
You have to earn it by marrying a fat woman first.Too late for that. And my wife isn't fat. Never say that again. I will eat your liver. :P
(I know you're married dude, this is simple fun. ;))Aye, I am well aware of that fact too.
I leave you with the job of Titling Flonky. Next time.?
EDIT: Damn! Beaten to it! Again!Goovil wins, always.
Most people in the world follow evil, whether knowingly or not.Yep, but it's a basis of who need to know and they don't.
And don't look at me, it's Starky, Vimes and Flonky that are doing the chain posting.Meh, we're part of Goovil, doing this makes us look powerful!
Wheres my offical poll asking if I should use the Spel Spell Check button more oftenIt is of no real use to you, after all, misspelling is an intimate part of your persona... :P Long time no see my friend!
It is in the Goovil Summit thread!Yeah, especially when writing a long diatribe. It can't be helped, just modify your text or add a Ninja Edit note at the end. ;)
I clicked post and you had posted like a minute before me :( that was annoying.
You ate Noble. Jeez, talk about insurance scamming lol!
Where's my DVD?
How did I eat myself?I meant, You ate it Noble, sorry.
Talon has it in his bulletproof waistcoat, ready to use it against the IMU, but actually locked in that timefreeze in the Goovil Summit.I praise you for having no memory. At all. :P
buying crack from meLol! This one really made me laugh! ;D
wheres my self respectLost somewhere, long, long ago in a precedent post. That has been asked repetitively and overdone to death in many precedent posts.
Here it is >>?<<Darn, and thank you.
It is here, lurking in the shadows and feeding on unwary Taverner. Hmmm, that would explain why the Tavern is so empty since some a couple of weeks. Bad, bad Invisible, Flying and Carnivorous Blueberry...
Where's that Green, Nauseous and Crawling Mutant Porcupine, eater of Invisible, Flying and Carnivorous Blueberry?
Starky
I ate it because I was hungry.8)
Where's google translator?There's no need: He wrote (badly): Do you speak French?
Parle vous Francais?
I'm trying to figure out what was bad about what I wrote... I don't see anything wrong with it.You miserably failed to conjugate the verb "Parler", ignored to put an hyphen in and forgot as well to put a cedilla under the "c" of "français". It should have been written: "Parlez-vous Français?"
gone becuase you misspelled 'know'.I sincerely hope that that string of misspelled words was intentional. Really. And that last series of posts was also an eternal stain on properly typed English. May you be all forgiven in another life, because I do not.
Where's my french-german-englsih dictionary?
Nom de Dieu.Exactly.
You miserably failed to conjugate the verb "Parler", ignored to put an hyphen in and forgot as well to put a cedilla under the "c" of "français". It should have been written: "Parlez-vous Français?"I clearly stated I was too lazy to type the accents, so no cedilla. There is no need for a hyphen. I apologize for the incorrect conjugation of parler. I don't know why I was thinking in past-tense. In any case, 2/3rds of your assessment were incorrect, you illiterate. :P ;D
Illiterate! Shocked
...Jimmy is getting sloppy...
My handhold of the Tavern is greater than ever
The Crow of Darkness is nowhere to be seen in the Tavern anymore, but you can find some of his activities at the Arena of Death game (RPG Board), Dethklaat makes an appearance from time to time, Flonky has come back as a semi regular, Captain Custard makes himself very rare indeed and Noble rarer still.
There's also some newvictimsTaverners to abuse and some of them are even witty!
]There's also new Mods on the Eldar Board and Greenstuff got banned. Be sure to check rumors on 5th Ed and to watch Rambo ASAP.
...Sum up what happened while you were gone in that hellhole of yours...
I think thats what the red stuff is on the Cyber T-rex's mouth is...Oh, that... Guess I'll have to order a new one. Bad, bad T-Rex.
Just out of curiosity, when did you become a fridge?I am many an things, but that's the first time I turned out to be a fridge. Goovil is powerfull indeed...
"I the fridge", honestly...
Posioning the atmosphere, so everyone dies and the books are never shipped.Lol. Your failure is your undoing and the books ARE indeed printed and distributed. HA!
You spit it out in surprise as the Killer Phone TM flashes past you and lodges itself in Ichirou's throat for the misspelling "stereotypical".Worthy of sigging. ;D
Yet another thing I deemed to be worthy of my toilet paper.HEY! I do not permit you!
Why is my questioning Starky for shortening my name to "Windy" in his quote?There is no question (and it takes less space.)
Yet another thing I deemed to be worthy of my toilet paper.HA!
It was defiled by a defiler
Ezey's busy killing it.
I used them to sneak into your Goovil fortress and blow it up.Too bad, the Tower of Light is protected by an Absolute Field of Nowheretm so it is nowhere to be found. You were fooled by a mere bait.
*Sluuuurp* Uhh, what?
Gremlins. Thats right, gremlins
Gone with the wind.
Gone with the wind.
In my car's trunk.
Somewhere at the bottom of the food chain.
Gone with the wind.
My pants. They seem to just gather respect like fruit flies to balsamic vinegar.
Conquesting
Where are my praises for the formidably low level of power and status of your forum name? Wow.Starky
Also, welcome in myHellTavern, new blood is always welcome. Oh, yes... blood.
in your bosses house
What pic it dosent show up on my computer lolThanks I found it now.
Your book? maby u left it in my car
Where is my wallet?
i eated it...woooo
wheres my lucozade
In my belly.
Over there.
Over there.
In that can of Red Bull.
Posted on: Today at 01:45:02 PMPosted by: FifthWindLegionQuoteOver there.
Where's our ability to move backward?
Not sure...
In that can of Red Bull.
[I totally just crossed the lines between a single and double post - guess that's a 1.5 post?]It is fine, really, and welcome to the Modfree Tavern Board! :o
Where's Starrakatt's question?In the Juuuuuummyfree Zone.
He was too busy with a 'no mods'-gasm.How did ya know? :o
(BTW, I live in Washington, not Wisconsion Starky)Fine, it's even worse. :P
In the fireplace burning, cause you realized it sucks compared to plague marinesI praise your formidable hubris.
Where did Starrakatt's left hand go? (Rated PG-13)You don't want to know either.
Where's the Grammarnazi when we need Him?
Starky
I'm right here
Where is my bath now?
<---------------------Right here!(After the destruction of a nest of grammar heretics.)
Where is my god awesome ability to make someone curse at me for writing an essay in responce to his 4 threads of Him vs. Everyone in 40KO..?
Where's the missing corpse Jesty's just discarded? (Maybe I could borrow it to do some very deviant things...)It's in that trash bin here, after Jesty tried something
I don't know either, I'm too gone for that.
teh interwebz |\|00b
Wh3r3s my 1337 to hum4n dic7ion4ry.
Dunno... wait, guess what's I just found in Mah pocket?
Dunno... wait, guess what's I just found in Mah pocket?
Shade's date
Unneccessary due to the Blastmaster turret's I had installed around her room.
Where's my daemonettes with hands?
Toad Raider, pounce all over that grammar if you wish.
Unnecessary due to the Blastmaster turrets I had installed around her room.
Where are my daemonettes with hands?
I think you just ate Mr. Zombi Pogo Stick's.... manhood ....NO COOKIE FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Hello American Pie movie)...
Where's the Nurgle Trash for Mr. Archling to vomit into?
Where is my Jimmy Hendrix's lookalike that should of killed you by now?
Where is my Jimmy Hendrix's lookalike that should have killed you by now?
Where's the corvette (...see pg1 of amusing images thread in space tavern...)... In your garage. ;D
Straight up your mouth. :PWhyWhere did he take it?
To illiteracy and bad syntax apparently.Hopefully my reappearance would end an era of illiteracy and bad syntax, rather than create one. See, I'm helping already!
Where are the origins of Goovil?There it is (http://www.40konline.com/index.php?topic=81586.msg1722486#msg1722486) - The very first post where a mention of the similarity of Good an 3vil.
Where's Toadie's power to see into the Darkness? ;)
But I have a feeling Jimmy will say we're being obnoxious again.Oh yesh? [rub hands/crack knuckles] Waiting for this.
Fear not i am here. All is well my canine sonPlease, stop lying.
Where is the proof for my omnipotence?
Where is God?HERE
don't worry duct tape will stem the bleeding
where is my badly photoshopped jeep?
Wheres the big massive planet size dick in the sky gone!?
don't worry VK's still here. :)