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Offline Kraf

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The Chaos tavern
« on: July 22, 2002, 05:08:31 PM »
here we get get completly out of touch with reality and act like chaos lords hangin out in a bar. so talk about anything about chaos, like chaos, and do everything like chaos!

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Offline JiMInY

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Re:The Chaos tavern
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2002, 05:05:00 PM »
*huge daemon prince walks in* Hey my names Angron *i slaughter everyone pick up skullz and walk out whistling a jaunty tune* doo doo doop doop doopedy doo doop doop
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Re:The Chaos tavern
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2002, 04:50:37 AM »
There are taverns in the warp? hehehehehehe
Anyway... walking in, seing Kharne, walking far away from Kharne as everybody else is doing. Seeing Kharne jump off his chair and slaughter a couple of mindless spawns. A normal day in the warp society ;)
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Re:The Chaos tavern
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2002, 05:08:59 AM »
and then pontus leading his vast armys of DA knocks on the door and screaming "Repent for tomorrow you will ide!!!!" then everybody laughfs. saying then we can relax today because you'll wont try to kill us until tomorrow.  ;D

Offline JiMInY

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Re:The Chaos tavern
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2002, 09:30:08 AM »
I make ten of my men get posessed by a bloodthirster each, and you can guess wot they do next :P
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Offline Kraf

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Re:The Chaos tavern
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2002, 06:45:28 PM »
kraf, after hearing the DA says "my doctor says im not supposed to ide!"
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« Last Edit: July 26, 2002, 06:53:54 PM by Kraf lord of plagues »
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Re:The Chaos tavern
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2002, 11:29:54 AM »
Kraf:"HEY! Somebody get that nurgling out of the liquor!"
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Re:The Chaos tavern
« Reply #7 on: August 4, 2002, 04:28:28 AM »
*lurking near the drinks cabinet*
wha?? argh! nurgling!! *attempts to squish it with chainaxe*

*goes back to stealing drinks*
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Offline Kraf

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Re:The Chaos tavern
« Reply #8 on: August 4, 2002, 11:30:35 AM »
Kraf: "get out of there ya drunk!" <WHACK>
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Re:The Chaos tavern
« Reply #9 on: August 5, 2002, 02:00:52 AM »
i aint drunk

*walks towards Kraf, swaying from side to side*

i tellz ya...i aint drunk

*trys to lift chainaxe but finds it is too heavy and falls to the floor, mumbling unuder breath...*
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Offline JiMInY

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Re:The Chaos tavern
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2002, 09:05:39 AM »
bloodthirsterstroll s in2 the bar, in a deep voice says ''wassssssup'' then goes about his buisness os killing everyone, and destroying the bar in a fit of rage. thus ending this thread  :P :P ;D
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Re:The Chaos tavern
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2002, 08:08:08 AM »
Just one note of clarification: Kraf lived. When the time has come to release his fluff you'll find out why.
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