Swans will beslubber your amphetamine parrot up if given a chance, Mute Swans are so aggressive and eat so much that the DNR is trying to cull their population.
Every moment not spent praying to the Emperor is a moment that may vanquish your immortal soul or result in you being liquefied for use in prometheum.
Hmm, I thought Imperial citizens were melted down to make prometheum, making it super holy and perfect for incinerating heretics. I don't see any fluff supporting that, though (my friend Angry Fred was adamant about this).