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Re: How to survive a Sentinel attack
« Reply #20 on: July 5, 2015, 03:31:00 PM »
Swans will beslubber your amphetamine parrot up if given a chance, Mute Swans are so aggressive and eat so much that the DNR is trying to cull their population.

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Re: How to survive a Sentinel attack
« Reply #21 on: July 7, 2015, 08:08:28 AM »
Swans will beslubber your amphetamine parrot up if given a chance, Mute Swans are so aggressive and eat so much that the DNR is trying to cull their population.

Wait!? a group calling themselves "Do Not Resuscitate" is trying to flat line some swans? What happens when the swans don't sign the DNR orders and get resuscitated afterwards?
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Re: How to survive a Sentinel attack
« Reply #22 on: July 7, 2015, 05:18:34 PM »
Department Of Natural Resources, I've got a few family members working for that (present and dearly departed) that educated me.  Mute Swans are an invasive species, they are real rather unsavoury chap, what-ho old bean?s.  Not only do they eat an extraordinary amount of food but they rip-up roots/chutes/whatever withotu even eating it.  Like elephants but they breed far more quickly, I have never seen a native swan in my life, I thought Mute Swans were that.

(I know you were kidding around, I'm just trying to do something useful in my wretched life)



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Re: How to survive a Sentinel attack
« Reply #23 on: July 8, 2015, 09:16:34 AM »
That swan on the left, officer! It was him what did it!

(Yeah, that's the kind of swans I'm talking about. Wow are they mean.)

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Re: How to survive a Sentinel attack
« Reply #24 on: July 10, 2015, 02:40:36 AM »
(I know you were kidding around, I'm just trying to do something useful in my wretched life)

don't worry, it's appreciated ;)

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They are absent from tropical Asia, Central America, northern South America and the entirety of Africa
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So we don't have any native swans, which explains why I don't know too much about them :( We do have elephants though, and you are correct that they actually do a lot of damage to the wildlife around them

Edit: looks like there's an easy way to protect yourself against giant birds: Emus vs Weasel Ball Toy - 9GAG
« Last Edit: July 16, 2015, 05:54:09 AM by TagniK'ZuR »
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