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Offline Warboss Nick

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2DTV
« on: December 19, 2002, 02:10:13 PM »
it may not be the best show ever but the george bush scene was the funniest thing i have ever seen last night!

george picks up some ANTLERS and says:

george> "hey look general i'm a lion...MOO...MOO *LAUGH*"

general> "its uncanny sir"

i cant stop laughing.
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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2002, 02:13:36 PM »
he also picks up this present that is obviously a dog that starts barking and says:

george> "what is it general?...i know...its a book in'it! *LAUGHS*"

FANTASTIC!

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« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2002, 04:11:04 PM »
I can't help but imagine the 40K version...
*Marneus Calgar and Chief Librarian Tigerius (sp?) are standing by a Land Raider covered in wrapping paper.*
[M] What is it? What is it?
[T] I can't tell you, sir...
[M] I know! It's a Bolt Pistol, isn't it!?
[T] Could be, sir...  ::)



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« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2002, 04:21:49 PM »
Remember this, Nick?

Bush: I never thought I'd say this, but, BLOW UP THE WHITE HOUSE! Hehehehe!

[Bush had replaced the White House with a giant inflateable replica. He then had a game of darts.]
Once in Royal David's City stood a lonely cattle shed,
Where a mother held her baby.
You'd do well to remember the things He later said.
When you're stuffing yourselves at the Christmas parties,
You'll just laugh when I tell you to take a running jump.
You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making -
That Christmas spirit is not what you drink.

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« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2002, 04:24:15 PM »
LOL!!!  ;D That's one of my favourites!  ;D

[General] Sir, it's time to push the red button.
*Bush turns on his lamp.*
[G] No sir, the red button...
*Bush turns off lamp*
Etc.
 ;D ;D ;D



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Re:2DTV
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2002, 06:13:56 PM »
tis foony. bushs laugh is now the staple remark in our social group for when somebody does something stupid.

 


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