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Offline Aesir Yggdrasil

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Conspiracy theory of the moment.
« on: June 8, 2003, 07:10:12 PM »
Post your own conspiracy theories about anything, or comment on others.


Guess who rules the world? Penguins :o! Why do you think Antarctica is the least inhabited place in earth? Because it’s cold? Heck no! Canada and Russia are cold, but people still live there! Norway, Denmark, and Alaska (Hate thinking of that place as America, it seems almost Canadian...). The real reason no one lives in Antarctica is because the Penguins secret invisible city is there! Those research stations are under the controlling influence of the Fowl Birds! They Control Disney, Microsoft, even McDonalds (Not GW though, something’s are to evil for even penguins to come up with…)
 
Well, that’s my conspiracy theory of the moment.

People ask how come I play such a twisted army. I reply that I have the heart of a young boy; in a jar right next to his brain.


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