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Offline Rigged Dice

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Re: You know you play/model/paint too much 40k when...
« Reply #120 on: November 12, 2009, 01:47:46 AM »
When you're calculating points costs of crisis suits in your head while making out with your girlfriend (Guilty)

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Re: You know you play/model/paint too much 40k when...
« Reply #121 on: November 12, 2009, 02:57:28 AM »
When you're fantasy involves your girlfriend purging the unclean

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Re: You know you play/model/paint too much 40k when...
« Reply #122 on: November 12, 2009, 03:37:34 AM »
When you're fantasy involves your girlfriend purging the unclean

Thats entirely possible. She could be a member of the Adepta Sororitias.

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Re: You know you play/model/paint too much 40k when...
« Reply #123 on: November 12, 2009, 04:27:35 AM »
That was implied


When you pick up the other phone while someone'shaving a call, pretending to be vox inteference

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Re: You know you play/model/paint too much 40k when...
« Reply #124 on: November 12, 2009, 05:26:43 AM »
That was implied


As if I don't know that.


When you wonder if the course of the Iraq war would have changed if the soldiers were armed with bolters and lasguns.

Online CheesyRobMan

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Re: You know you play/model/paint too much 40k when...
« Reply #125 on: November 12, 2009, 07:46:35 AM »
When you wonder if the course of the Iraq war would have changed if the soldiers were armed with bolters and lasguns.

Or if you had just sealed the place off and introduced some Genestealers.

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Re: You know you play/model/paint too much 40k when...
« Reply #126 on: November 13, 2009, 12:03:29 AM »
When you tell NASA not to land on asteroids in case they're infested with Genestealers (Yes that's a space hulk reference)

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Re: You know you play/model/paint too much 40k when...
« Reply #127 on: November 13, 2009, 10:55:28 AM »
When you're calculating points costs of crisis suits in your head while making out with your girlfriend (Guilty)

Whatever calms you down for the big event!

Offline Rigged Dice

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Re: You know you play/model/paint too much 40k when...
« Reply #128 on: November 13, 2009, 01:47:31 PM »
Hahahahah yes at least im focued THEN! ;D

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Re: You know you play/model/paint too much 40k when...
« Reply #129 on: November 14, 2009, 04:41:15 AM »
When you kill your psychiatry teacher on suspicion of being a mutant

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Re: You know you play/model/paint too much 40k when...
« Reply #130 on: November 14, 2009, 07:13:13 AM »
Dont really know if this just means i play to much videogames or if it is to much 40k or im just insane, but:
my wood elf army is led by Link from legend of Zelda
my catachan army is led by a guy weaing an indiana jones style fedora
My guardsman marbo is Solid Snake
and all my ratlings have Kukri knives and Bushman hats.
Al theese projects exept the hat on my catachan out by me making to much greensstuff and not wanting to waste it.

Offline Only Slightly Crazy

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Re: You know you play/model/paint too much 40k when...
« Reply #131 on: November 14, 2009, 08:25:28 PM »
Whenever you play a non-40k video game, you try to turn it to 40k.
Hahahahah yes at least im focued THEN! ;D
Just, for the love of god, don't ask for a reroll. ;)

Offline Rigged Dice

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Re: You know you play/model/paint too much 40k when...
« Reply #132 on: November 16, 2009, 03:59:14 AM »
I usually "seize the initiative" if you know what i mean  ;D

Offline Only Slightly Crazy

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Re: You know you play/model/paint too much 40k when...
« Reply #133 on: November 16, 2009, 05:28:57 PM »
Outflanking for that penetrating hit, are we now?  :D

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Re: You know you play/model/paint too much 40k when...
« Reply #134 on: November 19, 2009, 03:27:11 PM »
you play too much when during winter you know there is way too much snow to get your car out of the driveway but still gets in, turn it on, push the pedal to the max and shout out loud "tank shock!!!"

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Re: You know you play/model/paint too much 40k when...
« Reply #135 on: November 19, 2009, 03:38:01 PM »
Whenever you play a non-40k video game, you try to turn it to 40k.
Hahahahah yes at least im focued THEN! ;D
Just, for the love of god, don't ask for a reroll. ;)

lol, i actually did that with Battlefront

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Re: You know you play/model/paint too much 40k when...
« Reply #136 on: November 19, 2009, 06:26:22 PM »
Outflanking for that penetrating hit, are we now?  :D

No, I prefer the deep strike.  ;)

You know you play 40k too much when...

You want to  equip your girlfreind with your power wepon.  :P

Offline Only Slightly Crazy

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Re: You know you play/model/paint too much 40k when...
« Reply #137 on: November 19, 2009, 08:32:51 PM »
Why bother, it be redundant. I already have a relic blade down here.

We've gotta stop this.


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Re: You know you play/model/paint too much 40k when...
« Reply #138 on: November 23, 2009, 02:06:25 PM »
You know you play/model/paint too much 40k when

- you wonder while aplying for a job about the kind of waste plastics the factory throws away.  (Quilty)

- You look at your three months old son and wonder aloud "he does look a bit like a Tau player doesn't he?" (Quilty)


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Re: You know you play/model/paint too much 40k when...
« Reply #139 on: November 23, 2009, 06:48:14 PM »
When you put on a glove and wonder if your strength is now high enough to instant kill

 

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