Topic: You know you play/model/paint too much 40k when... (Read 4066 times)

vezok14 · « **Reply #120 on:** November 12, 2009, 01:22:10 AM »

you punch some one and say that a scored a S4 wound on them and then you tell them to roll there armour save of 4+.

[/quote]you whisper it in your dreams. This happened to me my brither heard me muterring death to the false emperor and let the galaxy burn.[/quote]
lol, i do it to but once a woke up with a bloody hand because a broke a window and every one in the house was a wake because i was yelling BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD and SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE and DEATH TO THE IMPERIUM,
LOL!!!!

-vez-

Rigged Dice · « **Reply #121 on:** November 12, 2009, 01:47:46 AM »

When you're calculating points costs of crisis suits in your head while making out with your girlfriend (Guilty)

The Corsair · « **Reply #122 on:** November 12, 2009, 02:57:28 AM »

When you're fantasy involves your girlfriend purging the unclean

ArchKnightLeon · « **Reply #123 on:** November 12, 2009, 03:37:34 AM »

Quote from: The Corsair on November 12, 2009, 02:57:28 AM

When you're fantasy involves your girlfriend purging the unclean

Thats entirely possible. She could be a member of the Adepta Sororitias.

The Corsair · « **Reply #124 on:** November 12, 2009, 04:27:35 AM »

That was implied

When you pick up the other phone while someone'shaving a call, pretending to be vox inteference

ArchKnightLeon · « **Reply #125 on:** November 12, 2009, 05:26:43 AM »

Quote from: The Corsair on November 12, 2009, 04:27:35 AM

That was implied

As if I don't know that.

When you wonder if the course of the Iraq war would have changed if the soldiers were armed with bolters and lasguns.

CheesyRobMan · « **Reply #126 on:** November 12, 2009, 07:46:35 AM »

Quote from: ArchKnightLeon on November 12, 2009, 05:26:43 AM

When you wonder if the course of the Iraq war would have changed if the soldiers were armed with bolters and lasguns.

Or if you had just sealed the place off and introduced some Genestealers.

The Corsair · « **Reply #127 on:** November 13, 2009, 12:03:29 AM »

When you tell NASA not to land on asteroids in case they're infested with Genestealers (Yes that's a space hulk reference)

Kuma · « **Reply #128 on:** November 13, 2009, 10:55:28 AM »

Quote from: Rigged Dice on November 12, 2009, 01:47:46 AM

When you're calculating points costs of crisis suits in your head while making out with your girlfriend (Guilty)

Whatever calms you down for the big event!

Rigged Dice · « **Reply #129 on:** November 13, 2009, 01:47:31 PM »

Hahahahah yes at least im focued THEN!

The Corsair · « **Reply #130 on:** November 14, 2009, 04:41:15 AM »

When you kill your psychiatry teacher on suspicion of being a mutant

verdonian_XII · « **Reply #131 on:** November 14, 2009, 07:13:13 AM »

Dont really know if this just means i play to much videogames or if it is to much 40k or im just insane, but:
my wood elf army is led by Link from legend of Zelda
my catachan army is led by a guy weaing an indiana jones style fedora
My guardsman marbo is Solid Snake
and all my ratlings have Kukri knives and Bushman hats.
Al theese projects exept the hat on my catachan out by me making to much greensstuff and not wanting to waste it.

Only Slightly Crazy · « **Reply #132 on:** November 14, 2009, 08:25:28 PM »

Whenever you play a non-40k video game, you try to turn it to 40k.

Quote from: Rigged Dice on November 13, 2009, 01:47:31 PM

Hahahahah yes at least im focued THEN!

Just, for the love of god, don't ask for a reroll.

Rigged Dice · « **Reply #133 on:** November 16, 2009, 03:59:14 AM »

I usually "seize the initiative" if you know what i mean

Only Slightly Crazy · « **Reply #134 on:** November 16, 2009, 05:28:57 PM »

Outflanking for that penetrating hit, are we now?

pinosturn · « **Reply #135 on:** November 19, 2009, 03:27:11 PM »

you play too much when during winter you know there is way too much snow to get your car out of the driveway but still gets in, turn it on, push the pedal to the max and shout out loud "tank shock!!!"

Dark Corsair, Your Senior Officer · « **Reply #136 on:** November 19, 2009, 03:38:01 PM »

Quote from: Only Slightly ... DUKE NUKEM!! on November 14, 2009, 08:25:28 PM

Whenever you play a non-40k video game, you try to turn it to 40k.
Quote from: Rigged Dice on November 13, 2009, 01:47:31 PM
Hahahahah yes at least im focued THEN!
Just, for the love of god, don't ask for a reroll.

lol, i actually did that with Battlefront

PCP · « **Reply #137 on:** November 19, 2009, 06:26:22 PM »

Quote from: Only Slightly ... DUKE NUKEM!! on November 16, 2009, 05:28:57 PM

Outflanking for that penetrating hit, are we now?

No, I prefer the deep strike.

You know you play 40k too much when...

You want to equip your girlfreind with your power wepon.

Only Slightly Crazy · « **Reply #138 on:** November 19, 2009, 08:32:51 PM »

Why bother, it be redundant. I already have a relic blade down here.

We've gotta stop this.

Exalted One · « **Reply #139 on:** November 23, 2009, 02:06:25 PM »

You know you play/model/paint too much 40k when

- you wonder while aplying for a job about the kind of waste plastics the factory throws away. (Quilty)

- You look at your three months old son and wonder aloud "he does look a bit like a Tau player doesn't he?" (Quilty)

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